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Eiza Gonzalez Has the Best Shorts Ever of the DAy

Eiza Gonzalez is some rich an what may be famous Mexican….for what I like to assume is her taco that she’s stuffed into a pair of really ridiculous shorts on her quest for American fame and fortune…you know just another Mexican taking your white people jobs because she’s got the resources to get a work visa and to wait out a job…it’s bound to happen…and while she waits she’ll just linger around paparazzi hot spots…dressed like this…because unlike the Mexicans I know, including my mother, who was short thick and one too many corn toritllas to fit into her spandex she loved to wear when hooking, this Mexican is like the new age Mexican, not necessarily native to Mexico but mixed with actual quality genes from what I assume is Europe and not the Mayan Riviera… She’s good. Even though I generally just like Mexican women to breast feed me like they were my mom…Tacos in Shorts work too…. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Anna Kournikova in a Bikini of the Day

Anna Kournikova posted this labor day white bikini pic to her facebook page that reminded me of why I love Anna Kournikova… Firstly, she’s known as a tennis player and I have a tennis player fetish. It’s a sport where the girls can be lean and athletic, white and rich, fancy and luxurious…pretty much the opposite of me…all while grunting and sweating in short skirts flashing panties…like little porn sluts, only it’s acceptable because it’s sport… Secondly, I don’t think she’s made any money off tennis games in the last 10 years, she doesn’t do the circuit, she doesn’t compete, yet she’s so fucking famous from tennis, more people know her, a non tennis player than actual tennis players, and that makes me laugh…She’s scammed the system…because hot girls get everything they want…

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Mariah Carey is on a Boat in a Bikini of the Day

Mariah Carey was on a boat, and despite what the date her birth certificate suggests….she got into a bikini… I wonder if this is another example of her manic episodes that I thought Nick Cannon and their twins helped get under control… Or maybe, this is all thanks to the meds making her feel good about herself, and at the top of her game and sex appeal, even though pushing 40 usually requires a little more of a one-piece…or even an 1890s style swimming outfit… Luckily for her, all I see is titties in a white bikini, and that shit excites me proper. To See Her at Some Evenr Follow this link

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Mariah Carey is on a Boat in a Bikini of the Day

Mariah Carey is on a Boat in a Bikini of the Day

Mariah Carey was on a boat, and despite what the date her birth certificate suggests….she got into a bikini… I wonder if this is another example of her manic episodes that I thought Nick Cannon and their twins helped get under control… Or maybe, this is all thanks to the meds making her feel good about herself, and at the top of her game and sex appeal, even though pushing 40 usually requires a little more of a one-piece…or even an 1890s style swimming outfit… Luckily for her, all I see is titties in a white bikini, and that shit excites me proper. To See Her at Some Evenr Follow this link

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Milla Jovovich White Bikini of the Day

Milla Jovovich is in a white bikini….and she looks fucking awful for Milla Jovovich which is probably amazing for most bitches cuz most bitches aren’t Milla Jovovich who may or may not be 100 year old…but who definitely seems like she is…cuz I don’t remember a time before Milla Jovovich existed…but in my defense…I do a lot of drinking and drugs…… I love white bikinis, even when they are dry, even on old moms, even when I’m not masturbating… My New Years Resolution is to ruin her marriage, send her kids to boarding school and have sex with her all day. HAPPY NEW YEAR….

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Britney Spears Bikini Pic: Why Summer is Awesome

Britney Spears is not ready for summer to end. With her Tweeting pics like this, neither are we. The X Factor judge lamented the waning days of the season on Twitter and Facebook, posting a photo of her soaking up some sun in a white bikini. Thank you, August. Thank you. “Y’all ready for summer to end? I’m definitely not!” reads the caption to one of our all-time favorite Britney Spears pictures . We are totes not ready y’all. Spears’ X Factor duties are about to kick into high gear as the show’s second season (and the pop star’s first as a judge) premieres September 12. Incredible as it is, her career has been going strong for nearly 15 years now. We wish her all the best as she heads into this new, exciting phase. Britney Spears at age 30: Still got it? Will Brit be a good judge on X Factor?

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Kate Walsh in Her Bikini of the Day

Kate Walsh is on Vacation. She wore a white bikini and bent over it in it for the paparazzi cuz that’s what girls do when eager to have the paparazzi take pics of them in a bikini so the media celebrates their mom bodies in their next “Summer Special”….and as someone who endorses all girls in bikinis, I am into that…. That’s really all I have to say about that. I am very profound. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Katy Perry for L’Uomo Vogue of the Day

Katy Perry is doing high fashion and it is hilarious…. This busty pop tart trash is not exploiting her busty….she’s just doing some futuristic robot shit…and looks like an idiot….trying too hard…which is kinda her thing… The only good thing about it is that her face looks better than ever….if only photoshop made masks people could wear to cover up their ugly…. The major fail in this shoot is that it isn’t topless….titties for fashion motherfuckers…..but that’s probably because Katy Perry isn’t a real model, she’s just pretending to be one, and that is unfortunate, cuz I’d like to see her topless…..but she knows she can’t show off he only thing she has going for her…the only thing authentic and mysterious that will keep people looking…..she probably also knows she has no business being in magazines….and if she doesn’t, maybe these pics will be a reminder… TO SEE SOME PICS OF HER BIG CLEAVAGE AT AN EVENT FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Lucy Mecklenburgh White Bikini of the Day

Lucy Mecklenburgh is on some show called the TOWNIES, which is some UK garbage that I assume is like Jersey Shore, but I don’t know what Sussex is, or why anyone cares about it, cuz I am not from the UK…I just know the bitch who is on the show self promoting herself was out in a white bikini, and that’s all it really takes to matter for me….I don’t give a fuck about body, shape or size…sure I like bitches fit and tight…but if they are half naked I’ll stare regardless of whether I like what I am seeing or not…cuz that’s all part of being a pervert….something I’m 80 percent sure I am…. To See The Rest of the Pics of Lucy Mecklenburgh in a White Bikini FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Lucy Pinder’s Big Bikini Honkers

Can it possibly get any better than this? Here’s my all time favorite busty British babe, Lucy Pinder , rocking a sexy little white bikini in front of a fancy car for the cover of Nuts magazine’s ‘Car Special’. I don’t know what Lucy Pinder has to do with cars, but those big honkers are just amazing. Hey look at that, honkers. That’s good enough for me.