Jay-Z is widely-considered the greatest rapper ever with a God-like aura that blinds his flock from reality. Yes, he’s legendary, but also the second greatest liar of all-time (#1. Rick Ross). Don’t believe us? Check the list. Here are Hovvie Hov’s ten BIGGEST lies ever. Take a look.
He’s the Sexiest Man Alive , but in a recent interview, Channing Tatum didn’t want to talk about his rippling body or his chiseled face. Instead, the actor’s attention was focused on another attractive Hollywood star: George Clooney. Having spent time with the Oscar winner last summer – because Tatum’s wife, Jenna Dewan, and Clooney’s girlfriend, Stacey Keibler, are tight – Tatum referred to Clooney as the most “interesting man on the planet” and added: I’d have sex with him. Get in line, Channing! Meanwhile, this raises an important question for readers: Which of these Hollywood hunks would YOU rather have sex with? Vote now: And the Winner is? Channing Tatum Click Here To Vote for Channing George Clooney Click Here To Vote for George Two Hollywood studs. Only room for one in your bed. Which of these actors would you prefer to plow? View Poll » To see even more of Tatum, check out this White House Down trailer . It’s coming to a theater near you!
Sweet Black Love & Politics, now THAT would be a helluva reality show. A Look At The Daily Lives Of Barack And Michelle Obama Sure the Camel and Lord Beysus Christ are a major power couple, but there is only one husband and wife that runs the world, President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama . The POTUS and the FLOTUS have a lot on their plate from day-to-day. Meetings, appearances, interviews, raising family, and oh yeah, protecting the interests and growth of the United States of America. It’s not an easy gig, but these too make it look like a lot of fun! Hit the flip to see the Barry and Chelly work the crowd. Image via The White House
As mediocre as Identity Thief is, it didn’t cool my appreciation for Jason Bateman . For one thing, his work on Arrested Development was Sofa King good that he’d have to suck for a long time to lose me. For another, I don’t think we’ve seen the full extent of this guy’s talent, and, in GQ’s April-issue Q&A with Bateman, the actor lets drop that, in addition to a fruitful career as a director, he’d like to have a New York-based talk show down the road. Here’s what he tells GQ writer Brendan Vaughan: GQ: Jeffrey Tambor [who plays George Bluth in Arrested Development ] once compared you to Johnny Carson in the way that you play the straight man but with this dark center . When I read that, it occurred to me that you might be a good talk-show host. Have you ever thought about that? Jason Bateman: That’s interesting, I was just talking about that. Without getting too specific about it, because I can’t, I’ve thought seriously about it as recently as last year. Having just come back from doing a week of talk shows last week [to promote Identity Thief ], I was talking to Amanda about, in twenty years—when the girls go to college and we can finally move to New York, which is what I’ve been wanting to do forever—if television will have me, I would love to do that. Regis retired at what, 80? So in twenty years I’ll be 64. To host a talk show then, that would be a fun way to do the last bit. I like that idea. Bateman is quick-witted and outrageous — when Vaughan requests Hazelnut-flavored Coffee-Mate in his cup of joe, the actor tells him, “I think your vagina’s bleeding” — he’s thoughtful and, as an actor, he’s able to easily shift from funny to serious without grinding his gears. He’s also that rare child performer who carved out a successful second act for himself in adulthood, and that tells me he’ll be great at interviewing celebrities because he understands the brutality of show business. If he’s serious, he’d make a fine talk-show host some day, and NBC will probably be looking for one once it burns through all the talent it currently has. In the meantime, Bateman is working on his directorial debut, Bad Words , and when Vaughan asks him how he sees his career evolving as a hyphenate, he replies: “As opposed to Ron Howard’s career, which is exclusively directing and producing, no acting, and like [Jon] Favreau’s career and Pete Berg’s career, where it’s mostly directing—I think, more realistically, I’d like it to be more like George Clooney’s career or Ben Stiller’s career or Ben Affleck’s career as far as splitting the time between acting and directing. I’m so… I just vibrate at how excited I am about the complexity of the process, of making a fake world for an audience. It’s not a God complex, but that’s what directors are doing: They’re creating a fake world, and it is four-walled. It’s 360 degrees. When a movie is great, you don’t notice the effort. It is a real world that you’ve just watched. There’s no better job in the world than directing a film. I’m convinced of it.” Who’s bleeding now, Mr. Bateman? Photo credits: Peggy Sirota/ GQ [ GQ ] Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
A North Korean terrorist may be responsible for taking the president hostage, but it’s Bulgarian-made CGI that does the most damage in Antoine Fuqua’s intense, ugly, White-House-under-siege actioner Olympus Has Fallen . Cut past the pic’s superficial patriotism, and the message is ironically clear: Never outsource your visual effects when a domestic shop will do. Courageously representing the human element in this mostly digital assault on American soil, Gerard Butler holds his own as a one-man-army. Millennium was wise to push this grim act-of-war movie out three months ahead of Columbia’s like-minded White House Down . In June, auds will see how Roland Emmerich , whose Independence Day gleefully made things go boom at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., handles the task today. For the moment, the post-9/11 memory of real attacks on American targets still hits a bit too close to home. And though Hollywood’s jaunty disaster-movie days may have passed, this lower-budget entry comes with the satisfaction of evening the score before end credits roll. Olympus Has Fallen helmer Fuqua, who’s known for bringing an unflinching toughness to inner cities ( Training Day ) and ancient history ( King Arthur ), sticks to the Die Hard model here, minus most of the tossed-off one-liners. In ex-Special Forces pro Mike Banning, Butler presents a gritty but humorless hero who cusses, bleeds and occasionally pauses to remove shards of glass from his wounds. To raise the personal stakes, Creighton Rothenberger’s script opens with a prologue in which Banning saves the life of President Benjamin Asher ( Aaron Eckhart , who looks the part of a Wall St.-friendly commander in chief), but fails to protect the First Lady ( Ashley Judd ) — a tragedy that leaves the redemption-seeking secret service agent reassigned to desk duty. Banning’s chance to square the books with Asher arrives when heavily armed guerillas swarm the White House, led by the undercover Kang ( Die Another Day ’s Rick Yune). While a massive CG warplane flies low over D.C., gunning down pedestrians and blasting the top off the Washington Monument, turncoat Forbes ( Dylan McDermott ) helps Kang and his men take the president and his top staffers (including Melissa Leo’s unyielding Secretary of Defense) captive in the White House’s underground safe room. Hokey glimpses of tourists attempting to outrun blocks of falling granite make the lo-fi effects of an earlier era look realistic by comparison. As pedestrians run for cover or die in the crossfire, Banning makes his way into the fray, searching for the president’s missing son (Finley Jacobson) before worrying about the kidnapped world leaders. With Asher incapacitated and his veep brutally executed before the eyes of the military’s top brass, the shot-calling role falls to the Speaker of the House, played by Morgan Freeman , an actor with experience at holding the reins of power, having occupied the Oval Office in Deep Impact . Freeman demonstrates due gravitas, steeling his nerves with a strong cup of coffee while the small army of character actors around him hang their heads in desperation. Fuqua’s widescreen approach — which offers ample room for all that vidgame-quality CG — relishes such cornball iconography, featuring shots of the American flag pierced with bullets, or tumbling slowly to the ground against a flame-red sunset, while Trevor Morris’ drum-corps score keeps things sounding duly martial. Banning earns well-deserved cheers for using a heavy bust of Lincoln’s head to bust in a baddie’s noggin. Though not as exciting as the White House-storming seventh season of 24 , the high-concept project alternates between brawny action movie and crudely considered “what if” scenario. Despite the pic’s one-on-many focus, Fuqua approaches it as a full-blown war movie, incorporating the military’s latest toys into large-scale shootouts between squads of anonymous opponents. Sadly, those crude Bulgarian-rendered effects aren’t much more convincing than the recent White-House-in-the-crosshairs propaganda videos pouring out of North Korea. Butler brings things back to a more practical level, as his butt-kicking hero shoots, stabs and punches his way through to the commander-in-distress, only to face off against a foreign-rigged computer program in the final scene. Figures. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
Hmm. No wonder the White House won’t build a Death Star for us. At a press conference today, Barack Obama proved that while he may be our coolest-ever President, even he needs to bone up on his pop cultural references. Speaking to the press about sequestration and forging a bipartisan budget reform agreement, Obama said he can’t perform a “Jedi mind meld” on Congress. Maybe because there is no such thing as a Jedi mind meld. Obama Jedi Mind Meld His point: much as he would like to simply MAKE Republican leaders agree to his spending cuts, he is “not a dictator” and you need two sides to compromise. What Obama probably meant was to reference either the “Jedi Mind Trick” from Star Wars … or the “Vulcan Mind Meld” from Star Trek often used by Spock. Points for trying, B. A for effort.
President Barack Obama will give the commencement speech at Atlanta’s Morehouse College this May, the school announced over the weekend. According to a White House…
Hey Daddy! A Tennessee Congressman is the subject of the latest scandal in the House of Representatives. Turns out that he’s been hiding a secret. And she’s really hot. Via NBC News reports : Rep. Steve Cohen, D-Tenn., tells NBC News that the 24-year-old woman he tweeted at during the State of the Union address was not a romantic interest, but in fact his daughter. After “The Hill” reported that Cohen — who is not married — deleted tweets saying “ilu,” short for “I love you,” to Victoria Brink, Cohen claimed that nothing was inappropriate and that the woman was a daughter of an old family friend. That old family friend turned out to be an old girlfriend of Cohen’s and Victoria Brink’s mother. Cohen claimed the reason for tweeting Brink, who had not admitted publicly to Cohen being her dad, was genuine excitement. “When she let me know she was watching the State of the Union address I was thrilled that she wanted Steve Cohen to be part of her. I had such joy, that I couldn’t hold back from tweeting her,” said Cohen. The congressman would not elaborate on how he only found out three years ago that he had a daughter. He said circumstances led him to search on Google for the mother of his child. “I googled her mother, found out she had a child and the math looked pretty accurate,” he said. “The mom told me we had a lot of catching up to do.” Brink’s mother then told Cohen, “’Yes every time I look at her I see the German Jew in her face,’ I’m Lithuanian close enough.” Cohen was emphatic that he was “proud to be her dad” and that he “loved her.” Cohen has gotten to know her well and even took her to the White House Christmas party and told NBC News that he’s proud she’s taken an interest in government and was watching the State of the Union. “I’ve been able to take her on a tour of the Capitol and the White House, I want her to see my world and be a part of it,” he said. Oh baby! We’d like to take her on a tour of something else, but that’s besides the point. This is all kind of gross — but considering homegirl has been making her dough wearing bikinis we could see how her pops may be trying to get her into a business suit instead. Hit the flip for said bikini pics and the sneaky tweets that got them in trouble in the first place.
Mr. “I am the healthiest fat person” Chris Christie sure got a little touchy when a doctor said he was too fat to be president…. Via Philly Mag: Yesterday, CNN decided to ask a doctor if Chris Christie was too fat. The doctor, who used to work at the White House, and helped Bill Clinton shed 30 pounds, did not mince words. “It’s almost a like a time bomb waiting to happen unless he addresses those issues before running for office,” said Connie Mariano. ”I’m worried about this man dying in office.” Chris Christie, as is his wont, went on the offensive. He called her a “hack” and said she should “shut up.” Oh, it’s on. “I find it fascinating that a doctor in Arizona — who’s never met me, never examined me, never reviewed my medical history or records and knows nothing about my family history — could make a diagnosis from 2,400 miles away,” Christie said told Bloomberg. “She must be a genius. She should probably be the surgeon general of the United States, I suspect.” Responded Mariano, upon being dutifully contacted by a reporter for comment: “You don’t have to be a doctor to see that he is obese.” Also, she added, “I’m not a hack.” Lmao. She’s absolutely right. Poor Chris needs to shut up his damn self and hop on a treadmill. He’s always defending his weight , poor thang