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The 3 Worst TV Stereotypes of the Week: ‘I’m OK, But I Don’t Know About This Table’

Posted on September 25, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on The 3 Worst TV Stereotypes of the Week: ‘I’m OK, But I Don’t Know About This Table’

The fat cop. The Jersey guido. The surgically enhanced housewife. The white trash redneck. There are gobs of stereotypes perpetuated on some of television’s most popular programs each week. It’s a disappointing trend that will yield even less sophisticated audiences, but hey, this is America. It is our right to create and watch television that oversimplifies characters for the easiest possible punchline. And now, thanks to Movieline’s handy new feature, you can track each week’s hottest stereotypes so you have someone to make fun of at the bar this weekend. Or if you’re a cop, at the donut shop. Ding! You get the picture.

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Mugshot of the Day

Posted on April 30, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t really understand this story, but I think it’s gotta do with a mom getting groped by her son cuz he was looking for her prescription pills that she keeps in her bra, but I do understand that motherfucker’s got the best mug shot I’ve ever seen…it’s like how the fuck is someone so sick lookin’ still alive, it just doesn’t make sense to me, and either does their welfare, white trash, poverty story….maybe that’s what makes it so funny.

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Ava Sambora and Heather Locklear are the Mother/Daughter Team of the Day

Posted on March 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| 1 Comment

Ava Sambora is the daughter of Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora. She had her modeling debut for her father’s new clothing lined called “White Trash Beautiful”…something that I didn’t think was real white trash until finding out she isn’t 18 but is actually 13 and I guess whoring out your 13 year old daughter like this was the trailer park and poppa needs a case of beer and the only money he has is in the form of his daughter….at least until the welfare check comes in…only makes sense…or maybe she just wants to become a model and since his marriage to her mother fell apart he decied to give his baby what she wants….and who knows maybe she’ll be hot later in life and since Heather Locklear is hot…. I’m really just posting this because I accidentally was in the same restaurant as Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora this saturday as a crowd filled up outside and they were definitely a lot more low key and less bullshit than the other celebrity encounters (Jake Gyllenhaal) I had later that day….and now I’m not sure if I will get in trouble for posting this but assume I won’t since I am not the father who put his girl on stage for everyone to take pictures of…and I guess many future mother/daughter sexual fantasies will come from these two and hot mother/daughter combos I see walking in the gym, at Starbucks or shopping are always amazing….as long as the daughter isn’t still a kid….here are the pics… Here’s Alexis Knapp and her Snake in a See Thru Shirt at the Event…But I Have No Idea Who She Is…or why she was allowed to bring her snake in….but I guess she was keeping in like with being White Trash Beautiful whatever that means…. Pics via Bauer

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Victoria’s Secret Ad has Girls in Panties of the Day

Posted on March 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I watched this video on mute, all I know is that it is of girls in their underwear talking about what they like in their men, I am assuming they are saying shit that everyone can relate to, because they don’t want to alienate themselves and seem unattainable, because the average guy doesn’t have rugged good looks, and isn’t a ridiculously rich, ripped with a 10 inch cock who can make a bitch cum just by grabbing her arm, or build a log cabin from scratch, and can tame a wild horse when not crying to chick flicks, saving Aids babies in Africa, writing poems and love songs, helping ghetto kids get out of the ghetto, or weaving baskets, cooking gourmet meals, paiting or doing some other homo shit that chicks get wet for, while the average Victoria Secret model boyfriend is, so whatever they are saying here, they are just trying to stay accessible, but I don’t care, panties on hot bitches are still panties on hot bitches…actually maybe I’m wrong…maybe you do have a chance with one of these girls…you should start sending her fan mail…I’m sure it’ll go over really well with them…

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Miley Cyrus’ White Trash Hick Cowboy Mouth of the Day

Posted on March 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I watched the Academy Awards, or I like to call it the dick sucking fest for people who don’t really need their dicks sucked cuz they already have fooled society enough into getting ridiculously rich by pretty much playing and pretending they work. I don’t want to bother reliving the shit, cuz I tweeted the shit and I figure everyone else was too, and I’m sure everyone is talking about it today, because we are bored in life and need this celebrity shit to entertain us, or distract us, because it’s easier than finding a hobby, or doing something of value, even though the celebrity shit is just as bullshit as the movies they are in…but I did notice that Miley Cyrus was showing off her tits and despite knowing she’s a rich and slutty teenager who is starting to show off her recently developed tits, like the time my stepdaughter thought it was a good idea to show us all her used tampon the day she got her first period.. I just like the fact that Miley proves that you can take a girl out of the trailer park, but you can’t take the trailer park out of her mouth. It’s like she wants her white trash inbred lookin’ mouth, like she doesn’t want to forget her toothless crooked mouthed redneck heritage, even though she can afford a set of the best vaneers…. Pics via Bauer

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Victoria’s Secret Models with Cutouts of the Day

Posted on March 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Look you’re not the only one with lifesize cutouts of Victoria’s Secret models. You’re just the only one who fucks those lifesize cutouts…. Here are a couple Victoria’s Secret models in some seriously ill-fitting pants that make me think they are substitute teachers from the 80s, or working a church fundraiser, or my friend’s mom who used to love Khakis no matter how fat she got…what a fucking disappointment only shaped liked Alessandra Ambrosio and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and not a middle aged short fat white trash woman with no taste who liked Tuna Casserole…..They really need to start dressing these bitches up like they do in photoshoots for all public events. Pics via LFI

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DWI La-Z-Boy Motorized Chair Can Now Be Yours

Posted on October 29, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Link: http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/La-z-b… Remember that guy who got arrested for riding around drunk in a motorized La-Z-Boy? This relic of one of the greatest moments in white trash history is now being sold on eBay

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Desperate Anteater

Posted on October 26, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Invisible breasts? These pet anteater videos have pretty much cured my boredom for the day. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

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Heidi Montag Playboy Pictures

Posted on August 13, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So this is the moment we all couldn’t care less about; Heidi Montag in Playboy . You’d think this useless piece of white trash meat would easily get naked for a magazine that features naked women.

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