I’ve seen her tits before, but unlike my wife’s tits, I don’t mind seeing them again…. These tits aren’t being pulled out the way I’d want them to be pulled out – since I’ve see them pulled out before…but they are still there…to look at in excitement an think to ourself “How did this pro Swedish Basketball player not become a model sooner”….as she only really broke out at 27… My other question is – does all of Swedish female basketball look like this, cuz if it does, I want season tickets for my chronic masturbation purposes… I guess now that this one has fully made it – there’s no need for the nipples they used to get her noticed early on… But I am sure we will get to see her nipples again…and that is all I care about….the future is bright… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Elsa Hosk Hot Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Here’s the biggest news you’ll ever experience in the history of this website, I mean if we were still in 2005 when the site started, and that’s some Megan Fox – possibly Megan Fox – we’ll only know if it Megan Fox – nude and pregnant like a slut who takes loads when not on the pill who doesn’t believe in abortion….not when her captor David from 90210 – RIP LUKE PERRY – is involved…cuz imprisoning someone comes in all forms…. THAT SAID…there was a time when Megan Fox was hot and not naked….and the nudes leaked of her being pregnant nudes – seems like a dis to all of the people out there who wanted to see her naked – like couldn’t she fucking do nudes right rather than do nudes like typical pregnant women too proud of being pregnant – despite it not being that challenging of a thing unless your impotent from all the toxins out there…this is what happens to women right before their vaginas die forever… So pregnancy fetish porn was her angle…great. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Possibly Megan Fox Nude of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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Source: W.Wade/WENN / WENN Common Talks About His New Single And Working With Kendrick Lamar Common stopped by Big Boy’s Neighborhood this week to talk about his new song, “Her Love.” While he was in the building, the rapper also went into detail about how going to therapy has changed his life, the contents of his new memoir, working with Kendrick Lamar, and so much more. Check out his interview with Big Boy down below to learn more about what he had to say:
Source: Kevin Winter / Getty 5 Netflix Picks That’ll Get You Out Of A Serious Slump The world is still reeling from what we all saw when we watched Ava DuVernay’s recently released masterpiece, When They See Us . The all-too-familiar story about the Central Park 5 was presented to us with more information, more emotion, and more grit than ever before–causing outrage, anger, and every other possible emotion for the poor young men who suffered the consequences of a crime they didn’t commit. When They See Us is more than necessary, but even so, it’s still hard to watch the reenactments of just how seriously these unassuming teenagers were taken advantage of and wrongfully punished. With that being said, sometimes the only thing we want after watching something so draining is something more light-hearted to take our mind off of the terrible things still going on in this world. Here are five picks to add to your Netflix queue for the next time you watch something painfully heavy and need some balance in your life. 1. Always Be My Maybe View this post on Instagram If you haven’t watched #AlwaysBeMyMaybe yet, I suggest you get to it tonight before all your co-workers discuss the big spoiler at work tomorrow! A post shared by Ali Wong (@aliwong) on Jun 2, 2019 at 10:20pm PDT “Childhood sweethearts have a falling out and don’t speak for 15 years, only reconnecting as adults when Sasha runs into Marcus in San Francisco. Although the old sparks are still there, the couple live in different worlds.” Always Be My Maybe is the epitome of a light-hearted, funny movie that just puts you in a good mood! If you just watched something heavy, or even if you’re just feeling down because of some other reason, this should be your number one pick. 2. Good Girls View this post on Instagram Some light gardening or a crime scene cover up? #GoodGirls A post shared by Good Girls (@nbcgoodgirls) on May 6, 2019 at 12:00pm PDT “When sisters Beth and Annie and their best friend Ruby become fed up with playing by the rules and not getting the respect they deserve, they band together to take control of their lives — by holding up a local grocery store. In desperate need of money, the women plan the heist expecting to ease their financial burdens. But new to the game of crime, they get pulled in deeper than they ever imagined — and the only way out of this will be together.” You might think a show about moms-turned-criminals is pretty heavy, but I promise you, it’s not. Good Girls is the perfect mix of action and comedy and you’ll probably get through all of season 1 on Netflix in a night or two. 3. Dead To Me View this post on Instagram Did we just fall in love? (fun fact: that's dreamy actor @brandonoscott actually singing!) A post shared by Dead to Me (@deadtome) on May 18, 2019 at 10:30am PDT “Jen’s husband recently died in a hit-and-run, and the sardonic widow is determined to solve the crime. Optimistic free spirit Judy has recently suffered a tragic loss of her own. The ladies meet at a support group and, despite their polar-opposite personalities, become unlikely friends. As the women bond over bottles of wine and a shared affinity for “The Facts of Life,” Judy tries to shield Jen from a shocking secret that could destroy her life as she knows it.” Okay, so this isn’t the lightest show in the world, but the dark comedy will suck you in and be sure to get you out of even the lowest slump. 4. Jailbirds View this post on Instagram Congrats to @44_blue whose new series #jailbirds is officially the No. 1 Reality Show on @netflixuk, and No. 5 in their list of Most Watched Shows this week! #jailbirdsnetflix #numberone A post shared by Red Arrow Studios (@redarrowstudios) on May 23, 2019 at 10:31am PDT “Jailbirds is a documentary television series about inmates at the Sacramento County Jail.” This show is….crazy. If anything, the things you see going on in this jail will take your mind off of whatever you’ve got going on just from how wild these people and their antics are. 5. Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee View this post on Instagram Ladies and gentlemen, the one and only @realtracymorgan. A post shared by Jerry Seinfeld (@jerryseinfeld) on Jul 15, 2018 at 6:59am PDT “Comic Jerry Seinfeld is the creator, executive producer and host of this unique series that features vintage cars, funny conversations and a lot of caffeine. Jerry picks up each guest in a special car and heads to a cafe or restaurant. While the guests are typically comics, one episode features a drive around the White House grounds with President Barack Obama in a 1963 Chevy Corvette Stingray.” Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee is the definition of light-hearted. With guests like President Obama and Tracy Morgan, there’s an episode for just about everybody–and there’s nothing better than seeing two comedians tell jokes back and forth for a good 30 minutes.
Source: Jonathan Ferrey / Getty The Philadelphia Eagles have just locked up their franchise quarterback Carson Wentz to a four-year contract extension! The deal will keep him in the city through 2024, and guarantees him over $107 million. The deal could escalate to a max of $144 million with incentives. With years on his rookie contract, it makes his deal six years and could max out at $170 million according to ESPN. Carson lets the fans know exactly how he is feeling about the deal in an instagram video posted by the Philadelphia Eagles. Some fans may be spectacle about the deal because of the past injuries, but it’s the best move for the franchise, and sets them up with a core of players for the next 3 years that should give the team serious chances at another Super Bowl. Let us know on social media how you are feeling about the deal! View this post on Instagram “From the moment I got drafted here, I knew this place was special.” (via @cj_wentz11) A post shared by Philadelphia Eagles (@philadelphiaeagles) on Jun 6, 2019 at 4:41pm PDT
Source: NurPhoto / Getty Florida Woman Stabs Herself Repeatedly Because Trump Is President Listen, normally we chide the state of Florida as a wasteland of society’s most deviant deplorables, but in this case, we KINDA get it. According to an article on The Smoking Gun , a woman from the Sunshine State stabbed herself in the stomach repeatedly with a kitchen knife. When police found her she was standing outside of her home, completely covered in blood. When asked what was wrong, the woman lifted her shirt to reveal “three stab wounds on [her] stomach that were still bleeding.” She then told the patrolman she had “stabbed herself because she does not want to live in Trump’s country.” Same, sis. Same. But we’re just not entirely sure that THIS is best way for that frustration to manifest itself. After evaluating the woman, a cop concluded that there was a “substantial likelihood” that she “will cause bodily harm to herself and/or others.” As a result, the officer appears to have recommended that the woman be involuntarily admitted to a mental health treatment facility (per the state’s Baker Act). The woman told police that this isn’t her first Baker Act rodeo. F**k Trump, but we hope she gets the help she needs because this ain’t it.
Source: Courtesy of Reebok / Reebok The FutureHive has assembled. Future dropped a new EP overnight called Save Me and while the internet was expecting more codeine-laced turn up, he instead gave us a bunch of songs that alternate between sad cries for help and that good old toxic misogyny we’ve grown to know and love from him. However, one song in particular has caught everyone’s attention. It’s a song called “Shotgun” which sounds eerily similar to the beat from Ciara’s “Promise.” Ok but anyone else notice shotgun by future got a similar beat to promise by Ciara ? Or am i trippin pic.twitter.com/3GDmiEdhUW — Jaye (@onlyjaye) June 7, 2019 Of course Future would have to get the sample cleared which would be tricky but not outside the realm of possibility. Still, if this happened or even if he got the producers to intentionally reinterpret the beat, this is one of the all-time petty moments of his career. Beyond that, his album is full of sad songs about breakups that confused, astound and bring out the tears from his loyal followers. This has all come together to give us one of the more hilarious series of reactions we’ve seen. Take a look… FUTURE SAMPLING PROMISE BY CIARA & SACRIFICING HIMSELF FOR THE SAKE OF PETTY & MISOGYNY pic.twitter.com/hUcL3MJe4e — spread love. (@preachperfect) June 7, 2019
