Em Rat Cow has created a clothing brand that targets women even though her audience is men, because she realizes that the real value in being a set of tits on the internet with a pretty huge following, is that you can start a brand that people will buy into….because like the Victoria’s Secret models, this set of tits that has a huge dude audience, also has a huge chick audience cuz chicks seem to be into following other chicks dudes find hot…to copy them and their outfits in order to be hot too…which I guess it what makes these people influencers or trend setters, even if they are really just a set of tits on the internet….because the internet audience isn’t that sophisticated and has access to a credit card…with the ability to purchase…so as long as they think you matter…you’ve got a revenue stream… Being in charge of your own destiny…or your own brand and business…is a way to drag out this instagram bullshit and do something meaningful at least financially meaningful…instead of chasing brands to give you money..do your own brand and get money….all these tits on the internet with a following should follow her lead… Plus it gives the narcissist something else to brag about that is directly an extension of them, put that same love into your bike shorts as you’ve got in your tits, and people may start believing your own hype. The whole thing may be obvious, it may not be impressive, but bitch is doing it….with the tits out….unfortunately…her face and belly button still terrify me…but the tits are solid enough to carry a brand..and solid enough to stare at as they navigate the world crying for attention. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Em Rat Cow Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
In and out of Rehab consistently – because she’s an entitled spoiled rich as fuck famous girl with a terminal disease that hasn’t taken her out yet…but it has taken out her Kidney….Selena Gomez…has no officially killed herself as other suicidal unstable people who have it fucking made but are too vapid and self involved to realize that none of the bullshit they are sad about matters…they are rich and famous and can fucking move to a rock in the Caribbean to TAN for the next 40 years and be fine…instad they are all caught up in all their mansions..and Bieber and his marriage to someone who isn’t her..cuz she’s a child…a child dickmatized by the BEEBS and unable to function without it… So instead of killing herself officially, too vain for that….she has reinvented herself, by rebuilding herself into a whole fucking new person…is this even Selena Gomez…who cares…it is better than it’s not…really… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Selena Gomez New Face and Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
By the time the next Bond movie comes out, the franchise will be on the verge of celebrating its 60th anniversary. Over the course of two dozen films, the Bond movies have given us some of the hottest women of all time, welcoming them into the exclusive sorority of Bond Girls. Here are ten of our favorite Bond girls naked!… read more
Source: KENA BETANCUR / Getty NYPD Cop Texts “No Big Deal” When Told About Eric Garner’s Death If you were already mad as hell about the death of Eric Garner at the hands of the bacon-scented NYPD, then this story is going to send you through the roof. According to the NYDailyNews , an NYPD supervisor, Lt. Christopher Bannon, sent a cold-hearted text one of the officers on the scene who was describing what happened to Garner. Bannon was called as a defense witness during the Officer Daniel Pantaleo “Danny and Justin went to collar Eric Garner and he resisted,” Saminath wrote. “When they took him down Eric went into cardiac arrest. He’s unconscious. Might be DOA.” “For the smokes?” Bannon asked. “Yeah,” Saminath fired back. “They observed him selling…Danny tried to grab him, they both went down. They called the [ambulance] ASAP. He’s most likely DOA. He has no pulse.” Bannon then sent his “No big deal” text, but claimed on the stand during that he had written it to comfort Pantaleo. The comment is said to have elicited an audible gasp from the audience that was so loud that the judge had to admonish them. Rest in peace, Eric Garner. You deserved better than this.
Not content with merely forcing Bethenny Frankel to reveal her sexual history in court , Jason Hoppy’s attorney is trying a new tactic. He tried to catch her in a lie under oath — using a clip from The Real Housewives of New York City , of all things. Bethenny defended herself by pointing out that reality television is, well, super fake. Page Six reports that Bethenny Frankel was once again in court for her ongoing custody battle against her despised ex. At the May 13 hearing, Jason Hoppy’s attorney brought up something that she had said in an April episode of RHONY . “I kept in the middle of the night waking up and asking my friends, ‘Is [Dennis] really dead?’” Bethenny said on the episode. “I [was] going through denial,” she confessed on Bravo. Bethenny explained: “because I would imagine a sudden death from an overdose is extremely different than just knowing someone is going to die from cancer.” While testifying in court, Bethenny said that she did not know for a fact that Dennis Shields had died of an overdose. On the one hand, that could illustrate that Bethenny allegedly knew with certainty that her ex had died of an overdose, but refused to say so in court. On the other hand, people sometimes choose different words for reality television than they would in real life. “I wonder why he’s working late” becomes “he is CHEATING on her,” because you know that cameras are rolling. It’s would not be unprecedented in the reality television business for certain scenes to be aired out of order to make a more cohesive story. When Jason’s attorney brought up her exchange, Bethenny wanted to know what his point was. “What is it you want me to answer?” Bethenny asked. “About the show or about my life?” She was already making it clear that these are different, often separate things. Bethenny also pointed out that the show is heavily edited because it exists to entertain, not to merely document. If Jason decides to challenge that, she could call in no shortage of celebrity witnesses who have made the exact same statement. In court, Bethenny elaborated upon how shows like RHONY operate. “[It’s] a show you shoot for seven days to get 40 minutes,” Bethenny explained. As a result, she reasoned, “I can never specifically say that’s what happened.” Cameras can cut away at any moment and audio can be mixed in. “Even if you have a transcript,” Bethenny shares. “It might not be what I said.” Jason’s attorney continued to quiz Bethenny about the show, causing her to reply with exasperation. “I don’t know,” Bethenny quipped. “You are more of a fan than I am.” He continued to press the issue, suggesting that the court could spend its time watching reality television. “I would have to show the witness the episode of the show,” the attorney suggested. “We can have a viewing party.” Thankfully, that sort of theatrical nonsense is up to the judge to decide. Judge Katz gave Jason’s attorney’s idea big ol’ thumbs down. “I do think it is bizarre [to ask about the show],” Katz stated in court. “We are taking this reality television show that was meant for entertainment value,” Katz continued. “And supplanting testimony.” We cannot speak to Katz’s full judicial record, but that is some sound reasoning. So many people seem to think that reality television is some sort of candid camera, akin to surveillance footage. It is anything but. It’s entertainment. View Slideshow: Bethenny Frankel: Quitting The Real Housewives of New York City Over Dennis Shields’ Death?
We've been trying very hard NOT to make fun of Wendy Williams these days. In fact, we've been trying awfully hard to be as supportive as possible of the talk show host, whose on-air style and persona can often be grating and inappropriate… … yet whose personal life has been in shambles because her husband cheated on her for years and Williams ended up relapsing and living in a sober house as a result. That sucks. He sucks. And she deserves our sympathy. But you've gotta give us a couple minutes to laugh at Wendy's expense, okay? On Thursday morning, Williams shared a story with her audience about how she had gone out the night before with her 19-year old son, Kevin, and Blac Chyna, who had been a guest on her program one day earlier. Emphasizing once again how much fun she's having as a single woman , Williams explained to viewers how she's “got a whole new life going on” and expounded as follows when discussing her evening of eating and dancing: “Do you know that trick I do with my boobs that I’m not going to do for you right now? I’m not going to do it! I have on horizontal stripes, so it would be a lot…” Okay, sure. Yes, we guess. Go on, Wendy… “You know the music in the restaurant was playing and we were doing it to the music!” she added. “Everybody was so embarrassed, in a fun way! You know what I mean?” Yes. Most of us have been there. While talking excitedly about shaking her breasts and getting down and dirty with Blac Chyna, Williams grew emotional at the mention her her son standing nearby on the dance floor. “My son looks at me like, ‘Look at Mommy have fun.’ And I’m like, “Look at my boy over there. Looking at his mom have fun,” she said, her voice breaking. At this, the crowed cheered in support of Williams — and, look, we get it. This has been a very trying time for Wendy on a personal level. She must be thinking often of her teenage son these days and how he must be feeling in light of the non-stop negative news about his father and his parents' marriage. Still in tears, Wendy continued: “Just saying. I’m just saying. I’m not complaining or anything like that, I’m just saying. It’s just, like, nice.” Again: we get it. But we also have to point out that Williams broke down into a pool of tears while talking about grinding up on Blac Chyna. That's pretty funny. Watch the clip for yourselves here.
Whether she likes it or not, Lori Loughlin will probably go to jail for the college bribery scandal. Felicity Huffman has pleaded guilty . It’s expected that both famous women will spend time behind bars. But what will that be like for them? Abby Lee Miller recently learned this for herself, and is offering Lori and Felicity some advice. In the new issue of Us Weekly , Dance Moms star Abby Lee Miller is speaking about Lori and Felicity’s current plight. “I have a lot of advice for them,” Miller expresses. Miller was famous — more or less a household name — when she was sentenced to one year in prison for bankruptcy fraud. She reported to prison in the summer of 2017, and was released to a halfway house in early 2018. Miller feels that she has a lot of wisdom to offer “and I would love to talk to them face-to-face.” At least some of that advice, however, they can find in print. “They shouldn’t hire one of those [prison] consultants,” the Dance Moms villain insists. There are consultants for everything. Some of them are invaluable. Some are basically just con artists. Miller had two. “My attorneys in Pittsburgh hired one,” she shares. “And Lifetime hired another one.” According to Miller: “Both were completely wrong on everything.” In terms of less specific advice, Miller has one major suggestion. “My advice would be, ‘Take a deep breath,'” she expresses. And she’s not ruling out all consultants. “‘And if you need a consultant,'” Miller promises. “‘I’m your girl.’” Someone, please make this into a TV special — even if Lori and Felicity don’t seem likely to accept any offers right now. But Abby Lee Miller’s experience in the slammer wasn’t all bad. She says that she made the acquaintance of a number of “lovely and wonderful” women while she was behind bars. “[They were] some of the most intelligent, intuitive, wonderful people that I’ll ever meet,” Miller gushes. That makes a lot of sense. Our nation’s incarceration rate may be absurdly, immorally high, but that doesn’t mean that all or even most of the people behind bars are evil. Some crimes reflect momentary lapses in judgment that harm no one. Some “crimes” shouldn’t be crimes at all. Miller went to prison for brankruptcy fraud. Fraud is bad, though she of course disputed the veracity of the charge. But Lori and Felicity are accused of using their wealth to try to game the system to sneak their children into college. This is so outrageous because it flies in the face of countless marginalized people who overcome great odds to apply. How many deserving people from disadvantaged backgrounds have been waitlisted to make room for a rich kid? College is a great experience, but it’s not for everyone, and if you can’t get in on your own merit, you’re not going to have a great time. Ultimately, their kids would have been better off and probably happier with a hefty cash gift. But fortunately, Lori and Felicity are probably looking at similar — and, in Felicity’s case, probably shorter — prison experiences to Miller’s. It’s no fun. Someone else decides when you wake up, when you go to bed, and you’re stripped of your freedom and dignity. But it should be the sort of experience that they can survive. View Slideshow: Abby Lee Miller: I Was Abused in Prison!
Source: Tasia Wells / Getty S harpen your kunai and ancestral hats —a Mortal Kombat reboot is finally happening. Fresh off the release of Netherralm Studios’ Mortal Kombat 11 , Warner Bros. will be working with producer James Wan ( Aquaman) to bring Earthrealm’s heroes against the forces of Outworld to life once more. News of the announcement came from ABC Australia reporter Claire Campbell, who tweeted that filming will take place in South Australia and it will be “the largest movie ever filmed and produced” in the region. Premier of South Australia, Steven Marshall, also confirmed the news of the film reboot in the area, which will be in pre-production later this month. The largest film production in South Australia's history! @warnerbros will bring their epic action film, Mortal Kombat, to life here in SA. SA locations. SA crews. SA VFX companies. It will enhance our production capabilities and create new jobs for the local film industry. pic.twitter.com/jkPeRuq1Wz — Steven Marshall, MP (@marshall_steven) May 14, 2019 Along with Wan will be Simon McQuoid making his directorial debut, and longtime gamer and screenwriter Greg Russo will be providing the script. Rumors about the movie date as far back as last year, with a Hashtag Show report discovering details on the reboot’s plot. The movie will be centered around a new character named Cole Turner, who is described as “a Philadelphia boxer that is recruited by a prophecy chaser to compete in a fantastical tournament – the outcome of which determines the fate of Earth and it’s inhabitants.” Old characters and new throughout the MK lore in the initial report are expected to appear as well, including Australian favorite Kano, Sonya Blade, Liu Kang, and much more. The first Mortal Kombat film adaptation was released in 1995 and is touted as one of the greatest video game film adaptations of all time. The movie sparked character-redefining performances from Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa as the sinister sorcerer Shang Tsung, and Trevor Goddard as the aforementioned mercenary Kano. The latter’s performance alone was the sole reason the character was retconned with an Australian background in later video games. Mortal Kombat attempted another reboot before this with the web series Mortal Kombat: Legacy , exclusively on YouTube. Tagawa reprised his role as Shang Tsung in the second season, eventually returning once more as the sorcerer in Mortal Kombat 11 . Watch the trailer from the 1995 version of Mortal Kombat below:
