Britney Spears Fat Ass is a nice reminder for all you ladies out there – that beauty is not forever, if anything nature wants to fucking destroy you by 40 cuz your egg count is in the single digits, and they want us dudes to use our sperm on younger and fresher vagina, that tastes better, has less battle wounds, is not jaded and hasn’t given up yet. It’s what nature tells us, we can’t help it, so as you live on past your best before date, your only hope or comfort is knowing that unlike the food in your fridge that is past the expiration rate, you’re not going to be officially trashed, that’ll just happen slowly and quietly…first with your husband, then with all the dudes you try to meet off tinder now that you’re back on the dating scene… I guess this is also a good lesson in being held captive, girl clearly can’t control her food and fitness, even with a trainer boyfriend, unless she’s heavily policed. A bayou, 600 pound lifer not allowed to live her 600 pound life…..yet… TO SEE THE REST OF THE pics CLICK HERE The post Britney Spears Fat Ass in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Sophie Simmons is Gene Simmons’ daughter who is set to inherit his billions of dollars. You may remember her on their reality show when reality shows were a thing – back before every asshole with a smart phone started treating their life like it was a reality show – fuck getting paid or having a team shoot you – do it your fucking self….and if the fans buy in, you’re good. But even with the reality show Sophie Simmons remained a chubby girl no one actually cared about. She tried to do the instagram model thing, but missed the mark, and now in her 30s, that life is not going to happen, but she can still be slutty on social media with those fat tits, she’s going to inherit a billion dollars, what the fuck does she need instagram clout for, bitch could theoretically finance the devlopment of the next app to take over from IG…where she can be the God / Tom From Myspace will all members…and that’s a better strategy. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sophie Simmons Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
This Just In: Ronnie Ortiz-Magro is not the only Jersey Shore cast member involved in a controversial relationship. We all know about the many ugly issues between Ronnie and Jen Harley , of course, but a newly-released trailer for upcoming episodes of this popular program makes it evident: Things may not be perfect between Jenni Farley and boyfriend Zack Clayton Carpinello , either. In an explosive look at what's on tap for these often-drunk and chaotic reality stars, Angelina Pivarnick accuses Farley's young lover of making a move on her. “What happened in Vegas?” Angelina’s fiancé, Chris Larangeira, asks as a flashback clip plays of Zack greeting her with a hug in the video featured here. In response, Angelina admits: “I just feel his hand go right on me,” as she slaps her hand on her butt, much to Chris’ shock and irritation. Later, Angelina says her engagement is in jeopardy, presumably as a result of this alleged incident. From here, the stars attempt to get to the bottom of this romantic mess. Chris refers to Zack as a “clown” and threatens to “knock this guy’s teeth out.” In a confessional, Vinny Guadagnino says he is “seriously worried about the next time we’re gonna be together.” “It's like Zack's word against Angelina's,” Pauly D says in a deep conversation with Vinny and Ronnie. Meanwhile, Jenni claims at one point that everything is reversed and that Angelina is the one who acted inappropriately with Zack. “We need to figure out what happened,” Snooki says calmly, to which Jenni fires back, “She f-cking kissed him!” Cut to a group meal and Angelina pressing Jenni over whether she's “trying to be grimy now,” which prompts Jenni to jump up in a blazing fury and pound on the table. She repeats, “Grimy?! Grimy?!” in stunned disbelief. Important takeaway here: Never refer to Jenni Farley as grimy apparently. “Now it’s an all-out war,” Vinny says. For the record: Angelina and Chris have been engaged since January of 2018, while JWoww started dating Zack in March amid her divorce from Roger Mathews, which the ex-couple finalized in August. “I never in a million years thought I would be dating someone younger than me,” JWoww told Angelina and Mike Sorrentino’s wife, Lauren Sorrentino, on a recent episode, adding in extreme detail: “We’re completely different. … Not my style at all. But then he turns into this fcking monster in bed. I was like, ‘Are you an escort? What’s going on?’ It wasn’t normal. “I had to look up positions and stuff.” Well… okay then! Check out the new trailer now.
For years now, Chelsea Houska has enjoyed her role as the most drama-free of all the Teen Moms. That may seem like an easy title to obtain when you’re competing with the likes of Jenelle Evans, but for a long time, Chelsea’s life was characterized by conflict and uncertainty, thanks to her relationship with Adam Lind. Fortunately, things have since settled down for the mother of two. In fact, ever since Chelsea married Cole DeBoer in 2016, she’s become something of an aspirational figure — living proof that the combination of teenage motherhood and reality TV stardom need not make a complete mess of one’s adult life. But on this week’s episode of Teen Mom 2 , Chelsea once again found herself at the center of controversy, as some fans took issue with a conversation between Houska and her mother, Mary. The discussion concerned land that Chelsea and Cole had purchased on which to build their new home. The plot is about 45 minutes away from where Chelsea currently lives, a fact which upset Mary for two reasons: 1. She’ll now have to drive for nearly an hour to spend time with her grandkids, and 2. Isn’t every part of South Dakota exactly the same anyway? (Okay, we may have made that last part up.) “I am just sick,” Mary said to Chelsea . “But I don’t want to make you mad and all crazy if I say something.” “Okay, mom. What do you have to say about it?” Chelsea said (with a bit of an attitude, if you believe some viewers.) “I just can’t … I don’t even like to talk about it. It’s just so sad for me,” replied a tearful Mary. “We’re going to be 45 minutes away,” Chelsea shot back. “You have kids that live in Florida and Texas.” “No, I know,” Mary said. “It isn’t so much that you’re leaving, cause it isn’t that far. But you gotta think of it rationally. “One, you’re only 15 minutes from me now, I’m by myself. I have to drive all the way down there after 5 [p.m.] cause I work til 5 [p.m.]. I can’t just get off, you know,” said Mary. “I just felt like it was too fast. You know, you kinda told me about it.” Chelsea responded, “I know, but you don’t know what we do and what we talk about and what we look at.” “Just don’t rush into anything. Just really really think about it, cause I’m not trying to like,” Mary said. ”I’m not trying to sound like I’m selfish, cause I kinda am.” “I understand how you feel,” Chelsea interjected. “But I mean, these kids are all I got anymore. I’m gonna cry,” Mary said, beginning to sob. “And just to think of you that far … I can’t get down there very much. I can’t go to every game. Or even in the winter, there’s no way I can drive — I don’t even now like to drive at night.” It went on like this, and Chelsea tried to end things on a positive note, promising her mom: “I’m sorry. We have to do what we feel is right, though. No matter what, we’re going to make it so you don’t feel like this. It’s not going to be as bad as you think it is.” Hey, anyone with aging parents can relate, right? Well, apparently not, as Chelsea was judged rather harshly on Twitter: “I [heart] Chelsea & she’s my fave mom, but the no sympathy for your mother when she’s that upset & crying in front of u is extremely saddening to me. I could never stand in front of my mother that upset & trivialize her feelings & get irritated about them the way u just did,” tweeted one fan, as pointed out by In Touch Weekly . “I love Chelsea but I HATE the way she’s talking to her mom.. #TeenMom2,” another chimed in. Some fans even went so far as to claim that Chelsea’s (allegedly) poor treatment of her mother is a result of Mary and Randy Houska’s contentious divorce several years ago: “Chelsea has always been so hard and genuinely sh–ty to her mom. I’m sure it’s a byproduct of divorce, kids take sides, but it sucks and it doesn’t look good on her #teenmom2,” And then there was the harsh critic who issued this devastating low blow: “Chelsea reminds me of Jenelle a little bit how she be talking to her mom,” the viewer wrote. Hey, there might be room for disagreement with regard to how Chelsea handled the situation with her mother. But comparing her to Jenelle? That’s a bridge too far, folks! View Slideshow: Chelsea Houska HUMILIATES Jenelle Evans: This is How You Launch a Business, Bish
Soon-to-be Alaskan Bush People star Raiven Adams is 11 weeks pregnant and back together with Bear Brown . They’ve had their ups and downs since going public with their relationship, and Raiven has received a shocking amount of outright hate . Now, Bear is standing up for his lady love and the mother of his child and begging fans to stop being cruel. Bear Brown took to Instagram late Wednesday night to share an impassioned plea with his fans and followers. “Everybody!” Bear’s urgent Instagram message begins. “Please stop sending Raiven disrespectful messages!” People have said very cruel things to Raiven from the moment that they went public with their romance. The ensuing engagement news, breakup news, pregnancy news, and reunification news all unfortunately prompted even mroe vile trolling. “She’s is going through enough without naysayers spreading gossip!” Bear points out. “Raiven is pregnant with my child!” Bear writes. This isn’t just a reminder to be kind to a pregnant woman whom he loves, folks. Unfortunately, he makes it clear that absolute monsters have been accusing Raiven of getting pregnant by someone else and claiming htat it’s Bear’s. “We’ve been living in the same house for a while!” the self-styled King of Extreme points out. Bear assures his followers: “I don’t need some test to know this little miracle is mine!” Bear has zero doubts — about Raiven’s intentions or his child’s paternity. “It is completely 100% impossible for it not to be given the time frame!” he reveals. Honestly? At this point he’s said more than fans deserve. He can just tell conspiracy theorists where to stick it and leave it at that. “So please remember,” Bear writes. “If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all!” That is some very good advice concerning a young reality TV couple who are just trying to live their lives. Bear then goes on to remind the world that he’s not just staying with Raiven because she’s pregnant. “Raiven is the love of my life,” Bear affirms strongly. Clearly! They dated for a full six months before they went public on their relationship. He then demands that anyone who considers themselves his fan “please show her the respect she deserves!” That is an extremely reasonable request — and he is, after all, the king of extreme . Bear didn’t devote his entire message to scolding hateful trolls. “And to everyone out there who has been so supportive!” Bear writes, yes, with his punctuation continuing to convey great enthusiasm. “Thank you!” he gushes. Bear then encourages his followers and supporters to “Stay AWESOME!” Awww, it was very good of him to stand up for the mother of his future child. Keep in mind that the hate with which Raiven has been bombarded hs played a factor on their relationship. How heavy a toll? It was why they broke off their engagement several weeks ago. People had attacked Raiven for being Bear’s girlfriend, for being pansexual, for being a relative newcomer to the family. All of that ranges from rude to bigoted to downright envious — Bear is, well, one of the more desired Browns as far as fans are concerned. This time, Bear is understandably scared that “fans” will ruin his real relationship for him again. Please be kind. View Slideshow: Alaskan Bush People: 13 Secrets They Don’t Want You to Know
Source: Han Myung-Gu / Getty Rihanna has been with her billionaire boyfriend, Hassan Jameel, for over two years now. The Saudi businessman is heir to the Toyota Motors fortune in Saudia Arabia and the Middle East. She recently admitted in an Interview Magazine interview with Sarah Paulson that she’s in love and in her recent Vogue interview , she added that she’s in a exclusive relationship. She revealed, “I’m actually in an exclusive relationship for quite some time, and it’s going really well, so I’m happy.” And while fans have been (im)patiently waiting for R9 , it seems that the Fenty Beauty and Fenty Maison founder may have wedding bells instead of beats, on her mind. She appeared in a Go Ask Anna video, where Rihanna and Anna Wintour ask each other questions, the singer was very quick to discuss what her dream wedding dress would be. She gushes to Wintour, “A collaboration between myself and [John] Galliano, off course,” she says. We would love to see Rihanna the bride! She has publicly discussed wanting children on numerous occasions; however, rarely discusses weddings and a marriage. Could this be a hint that the two are thinking of tying the knot? If a Rihanna Savage x Fenty fashion show is a production…imagine what the style icons’ wedding would be like! We can only hope and wish. Beauties, do you think we’re getting closer to a Mrs. Fenty? Will she be taking some time out of empire building to start a family? Sound off in the comment section. DON’T MISS: Rihanna May Not Be Releasing New Music; However, She Is Giving Us A Visual Autobiography Rihanna Drops Brow Pencil & Styler In 14 Shades + New Hydrating Pro Filt’r Foundation WE STARTED THE TREND: The Grandassa Models Were Making Sure We Knew ‘Black Is Beautiful’ Long Before Rihanna Brought Them To The Mainstream [ione_media_gallery src=”https://hellobeautiful.com” id=”3058248″ overlay=”true”]
Polaris Hosts Test Drive In Southwest Oregon The southwest coast of Oregon is full of pine tree forests that stretch down to the ocean, sand dunes that go on as far as the eye can see and coastline that is so picturesque that it looks like it came out of a storybook. And it was the perfect backdrop for a three-day trip to test drive Polaris’ newest fleet of off-road and specialty vehicles. The vehicle maker invited a select group of media and tastemakers (like Snoop Dogg’s son Cordell Broadus and social media star Mapy) to test the new Slingshot – a three-wheeled convertible-style roadster, and the Rzr – a four-wheeled off-road vehicle – among the natural splendor. After checking into our hotel, the Inn At Fifth in Eugene, we spent the afternoon getting to know each other and getting outfitted with Polaris gear to get us ready to drive. Source: Johnny Nunez / Getty The next day, we drove to the coast, taking in the beautiful scenery along the way: rushing streams, the occasional farm, forests and open fields. We first arrived at the Spinreel Dune Buggy & ATV Rental in North Bend, where after a safety check, we piled into our Rzr’s and set out for the sand dunes. Cruising the dunes in the Rzr was a blast – especially riding the four-wheeler all the way up a dune and then careening down it. After a lunch of local Dungeness Crab at the Coos History Museum, we got into our Slingshots for the final drive of the day. The two-seater resembled a cross between the Batmobile and a motorcycle, and the convoy of our Slingshots driving through the streets and highways along the state’s coast turned heads wherever we went. Riding in the open air Slingshot with the music blasting was simply exhilarating. No wonder celebs like Chris Brown are fans. Source: Johnny Nunez / Getty We ended our trip by driving the Slingshots to the Heceta Head Lighthouse – a scenic spot that had its own beach – where put our feet in the water and snapped a group photo. This reporter had never experienced – or even considered – off-roading or specialty vehicles before, but after this trip, we realized that it can be an exciting soft adventure for the whole family and a thrilling way to see the country. Check out the video above for more from the trip.
It was Bella Hadid’s 23 birthday, but her nose / new face is only about 10 years old or maybe less, which I guess makes her appealing to the fairweather pervert who doesn’t like actual underage things, that is illegal, but rather likes girls who rebuilt themselves with things that aren’t that old.. I have no idea what is real or fake on this clown looking rich kid that asked her narcissistic dad for a model career on her bday 5 years ago, despite not being worthy of any model career because she’s fucking ugly, even after the overhaul, reminding us that money really can buy you anything….and that the general public will buy anything the media tells them too. Even ugly girls as models.. As lame as she is, the above outfit is great, I guess being on the forefront of th fashion industry gets her access to weird fetish gear that her big tits can hang out of, which is more what I’d expect her to be producing, you know shameless porn – but instead she’s considered a top model. It seems so backwards… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bella Hadid Nose Job Turns 10 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
