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Adriana Lima’s Morning Ab Check of the Day

Adriana Lima, the slave to Victoria’s Secret, is clearly putting in some serious fucking work to maintain a body worth looking at while half naked in lingerie, all because she’s got no fucking choice….there are contracts signed, this is a hefty business, multi billion dollar business, and there’s consequences if she gets fatter than she was the last few years, all mom like, middle aged and bloated, even though fat seems to push product for other brands thanks to the world being fat…. So here she is starving herself, going against natures natural course for her, and she’s letting the people know by pulling her sweat pants all the fucking way down…any further and we’d see her baby maker that was shredded at least once by baby making…like your documents you shredded doing your taxes… HOT…TAXES ARE HOT….old ladies with abs pulling down their pants is alright too…I mean 40 or not…it can be fucked and thus relevant to us…

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Reese Witherspoon Panty Flash of the Day

It’s interesting how the human mind works.. What is probably the least erotic thing I will see all day….like this Reese Witherspoon panty flash…. May very well be the hottest thing you’ve ever seen. You know, there are Reese Witherspoon fetishists out there, maybe fans of CLUELESS, or whatever fucking move she’s been in thanks to seducing and scamming her agent and now husband who is the reason her career exists…I mean that and being knocked up by Ryan Philippe when she first started out…which went no where because he went no where…but like a good Christian she pivoted and moved onto bigger and better things…that probably require paying Philippe out…even though she’s not that hot, has never been that hot, all pig faced… But this could be hot to you….despite not being hot to me.

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Anna Faris Makes A Women’s Health Comeback

I haven’t done a lot of posts on Anna Faris over the years, but she’s always been pretty underrated in the hottie department, plus I’m pretty sure she’s single again, which is always good news. Not because it means now I’ll have a shot with her or anything (stop laughing), but because it means she’s probably going to start doing more photoshoots like this one for Women’s Health to try to make her ex jealous. And I’m all for it.

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Results Recap of the Sexy Giftastic Bracket

Let’s recap the results of this year’s exciting Giftastic Bracket where there were so many hotties moving and shaking their epic bods in skintastic gif form. Read more to find out this year’s epic losses and landslide winners. … read more

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Jenelle Evans "Jokes" That David Eason is Black: What is WRONG with Her?!

Jenelle Evans … just … bless her heart. She can be completely awful, of course, and she does awful things all the time, but sometimes those things are less about her character and more about her intellect. Which is to say that sometimes she does horrible things not because she's being malicious, but because she's just kind of dumb, honestly. Take, for instance, her tweets from earlier this week about her husband, David Eason, and how he can't be racist because he's black. And before you ask, yes, she actually said that … 1. Honey, No This whole mess began when we learned that MTV was doing us a solid and airing footage from last year’s infamous balloon incident — the thing where David popped a bunch of balloons with a knife at a New Year’s Eve special they filmed. 2. Who Cares? Jenelle tried to play it off, like she doesn’t have any problem with the world seeing how unhinged her husband is. Which, come to think of it, is probably true. 3. Real Subtle This barely even makes sense, because obviously she isn’t “doing fantastic” — her husband got fired and her future with Teen Mom 2 still isn’t secure. Though we do believe that MTV is upset with her and is no longer interested in trying to give her a good edit, which is why they’re finally airing the baloon thing in the first place. 4. Sure, Jenelle Because everyone knows that when you’re happy and content and loving life, you tell the internet about it every single chance you get. That’s obviously how that works. 5. What Next — and this is just too great — someone asked her how her “racist and homophobic husband” was doing. Jenelle’s answer? 6. LMAO “My husband is black, but yeah ok sure. Lmao.” View Slideshow

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The Bachelorette Suitors: Meet Becca Kufrin’s Men!

The Bachelor ended with Becca Kufrin's heartbreak after the audience watched her brutal breakup just weeks after her proposal. But now, she's starring on The Bachelorette . And, if you don't mind learning a few The Bachelorette Spoilers , you can see a list of every single man identified who is set to appear on this upcoming season. Will Becca be drawn to their winning personalities? Their handsome faces? Their impressive bodies? Their careers? The Bachelor Nation is clearly rooting for her to find the happiness that she so richly deserves. But there's no doubt that everyone's going to have an opinion on which suitor she should select. Take a look and decide which man you think is the key to her happily ever after. 1. Lincoln Adim Lincoln Adim is 26 years old and lives in LA, though his accent comes from growing up in the UK. He has a degree in biological sciences, works as an executive for Oracle, and is serious about fitness. As you may have noticed. 2. Chase Vergason Chase Vergason is a 27-year-old Florida Man with a degree in business management. He played baseball for the Gamecocks and is currently CFO at the real estate marketing firm of Vergason Sojourner & McWaters. 3. Ryan Peterson Ryan Peterson is a 27-year-old who is originally from Boston, currently lives in Manhattan, and has previously lived on a boat. He has a BS in business management and previously worked at a fertility agency. He’s also worked as a landscape designer and contractor, but he’s known for being a free spirit. Again, he lived on a boat. 4. Darius Feaster Darius Feaster is a 27-year-old with an intensely impressive body. Yes, he played football in college at the University of Wisconsin, where he graduated with a BA in Business Management. Now he’s a sales rep for Allergan and lives in L.A. 5. Blake Horstmann Blake Horstmann is a 28-year-old sales rep for Coors. He has a degree in marketing and communications. The Bachelor Nation may know him best from his first impression — when he showed up with a horse. Like ya do. 6. Clay Harbor Clay Harbor is a 31-year-old football player. Currently a free agent with the NFL, he has played for the Eagles, Patriots, and Lions. He is from Illinois and played college football at Missouri State. View Slideshow

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Mel B Bikini of the Day

I’ll tell you what I want – What I really really want…I want Mel B to turn back time, around 20 or so years….to revisit that very first day I saw her in a music video…her nipples hard in her green shirt…back when I was capable of jerking off to music videos…because internet connections were slow and janky…and the computer wasn’t in my room…but cable TV, that shit was all over the fucking place…and walking that fine line of erotica and pop culture…when sex was used to sell product, the way it still is, but more women took ownership on it….and were less annoying about it and didn’t call it the “Patriarchy”… She’s in a bikini, not bad for a woam who has had Eddie Murphy’s love child, amongst other children…despite being old… I mean she’s pretty fucking ripped, her nipples still hard, so many years later…no bad…

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Mariah Carey’s Bipolar Tits of the Day

I don’t believe in mental illness as a whole. I believe in the power of mind over matter. I believe that you can mentally convince yourself of anything. Which I guess could be a form of Mental Illness if you are convincing yourself that bugs are crawling all over them, or that voices are telling them to smear feces on the wall, or whatever the fuck crazy people think, is no difference than successful people convincing themselves they are good enough, they are talented, they are capable…it’s the same level of delusion. I don’t trust diagnostics from psychiatrists, even if you can prove it with actual chemicals, I know that your brain can be altered to believe whatever the fuck you want it to be… I think it’s really just cycles of thought patterns…that you can control because you have a fucking brain… So when I see crazy poor people, I think it’s just because they didn’t have the resources to know or do better and got swamped by the system….and when I see rich crazy people bragging about their mental illness….I think “That’s convenient, and excuse to misbehave and be a shitty human, cuz you’re rich and can afford it”… So bipolar Mariah or not…here is her cleavage….her best feature…

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Kylie Jenner’s Teen Mom Ass of the Day

Kylie Jenner and her fake mom ass is as obnoxious as you’d expect it to be, that whole point of her getting knocked up was some new storyline in their show to give them something to talk about and to find new ways to show offer her fake ass…especially on a day where the family leaked multiple stories of her pregnant monster of a sister being cheated on by her baby daddy..the day before she had her baby…to over and generate all the media attention they can to get the Kardashian name trending.. They have the power to go viral with their fake news….without much effort..and I guess this is one of their tactics…that I am only posting because I find it repulsive….

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Megan Fox Is Forever 21

According to my sources (AKA this video), I guess Megan Fox is working with Forever 21 now? And I don’t really get it, considering she’s got three kids and hasn’t been 21 in a really long time. But apparently they “collaborated” on a lingerie collection and then got Megan to model it herself. OK, nevermind, I think now I get it. Smart!

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