Let’s hope that Kate Upton is pregnant, because no celebrated bikini model, no matter how big her tits, should look this fucking sloppy…. I’ve been ripping into Kate Upton for awhile…because she’s overhyped, not hot, and just a huge set of tits that aren’t even good tits, but that dudes got excited about when she was 18…but no longer 18…and totally grown into the tits… But YOGA pants make vile asses looking good…but for some reason…that ain’t happening here…because UPTON is gross. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Barbara Palvin once a patsy for the people at Victoria’s Secret to avoid a scandal involving Miranda Kerr fucking Bieber after their bullshit infomercial all you idiots buy into…. Now ousted by Victoria’s Secret for whatever reason, and really she may even still work at Victoria’s Secret, I don’t keep track of the inventory of pussy in that brothel of the sex workers they’ve hired…. STILL IN LINGERIE this time for someone else…because when you are paid a million dollars a year to get half naked…people will think you’re worth that…and that when they get you for 10k, they think it’s a deal…keep this HUNGARIAN alive.. I think I see nipple. The post Barbara Palvin in a Panty Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The Game Shades Khloe Kardashian Why is he like this? The Game has ZERO thumb control or chill. Today the rapper logged on to instagram to shade Khloe Kardashian, who is currently 8 months pregnant. A blog posted up a video of Khloe slurping up a wet noodle and asked followers to “caption this”, and The Game answered with the words “Deja Vu”. We assume this means he’s having flashbacks of Khloe slurping on his noodle, or does she just like eating spaghetti??? This isn’t anything new, just new details. Back in 2016, he spilled in a song that he smashed 3 Kardashians . Any guesses on who the other two are?
“Bridezillas” is back! And we’ve got a sneak peek at tonight’s premiere episode which features CountryZilla Natashia’s wild alter-ego “Poundcake” going loose during her “shotgun” wedding over flower fails, mama drama, and a missing groom. Meanwhile, CougarZilla Carmen has an epic mega meltdown over her MIA photographer & bride tribe’s makeup artist. The season premiere of Bridezillas – “COUNTRY ZILLA & COUGAR ZILLA” Airs Friday, March 2 at 10:00pm ET/PT. Will you be watching? About “Bridezillas” “Bridezillas” is back for an epic reboot on WE tv with a new batch of the baddest brides who are more outrageous than ever. The popular reality show that spawned a new television genre and became part of the pop culture vernacular returns for season 11 on Friday, March 2 at 10:00 pm ET/PT, with 10 new hour-long episodes. The series continues to celebrate the craziest, most over-the-top brides wreaking wedding day hell with epic meltdowns, family feuds and social media wars!
While there have been some unkind pregnancy rumors about Rihanna in recent months, this beautiful and talented singer and actress might bring some truth to them in the future. You know how she’s landed herself a super handsome boyfriend, Hassan Jameel? She’s reportedly considering the idea of making him her baby daddy. HollywoodLife reports that Rihanna is considering having a child with boyfriend Hassan Jameel. “Rihanna is madly in love with Hassan and she’s starting to plan for a future with him.” The guy’s first and last names together literally mean “handsome handsome” and he lives up to that, so this isn’t much of a surprise. “This is the first guy since Chris (Brown) that’s made her feel this way, like she wants to settle down.” Hopefully, this relationship will be less disastrous and upsetting. Their source continues. This time, they’re talking about how and when Rihanna and Hassan currently see each other. “She and Hassan mostly meet up in Europe, it’s a good midway point for them.” That makes sense. “But now she’s talking about making it her full-time base so she can have even more time with him” We in the US would miss Rihanna, but what makes her happy is what really matters. Apparently, her recent birthday is making her think about settling down. “They are very serious and now that Rihanna has hit the big 3-0 she’s thinking about stuff like marriage and family a lot more.” We can see that. Apparently, like countless fellow Millennials, Rihanna is noticing that she isn’t reaching certain milestones at the ages that she’d imagined. “She always thought she would have kids by this age so that’s on her mind now too.” Sometimes, these thoughts gnaw at you. And then there are all sorts of social pressures. “She and Hassan aren’t rushing into anything, but that is where her head is going. It really seems like she’s met her Prince Charming.” He’s a Saudi businessman and heir to one of the world’s biggest companies. Those are some princely qualities, for sure. It doesn’t hurt that he’s reportedly warned Chris Brown to stay away from Rihanna. That makes him sound like a knight in shining armor. Apparently, Rihanna is understandably head-over-heels. “This guy has completely swept her off her feet.” That’s so heartwarming to hear! And he’s a definite improvement over a certain scumbag she used to love. “For a long time she worried that she’d never love anyone as much as Chris, but Hassan is showing her it’s possible. Chris will always be her first true love but Hassan has made his own mark.” Hopefully, Chris Brown will one day be but a distant memory. (For the whole world, but especially for Rihanna) “It’s two different kind of loves but equally strong.” This new love, of course, doesn’t seem to be toxic or dangerous. Rihanna just turned 30 in February. While there’s no “right time” to have a baby, and while absolutely no one is obligated to reproduce … many look at her and say that this might be a very good time. But if Rihanna wants to put off having a child for another few years, or a decade, or literally forever, that is totally her choice to make. Rihanna is an amazing talent, and no amount of love for her gives any fan — or anyone else — the right to make that kind of choice for her. View Slideshow: 39 Ridiculously Racy Rihanna Photos
While Jenelle Evans doubles down on guns in the wake of the latest mass shooting, Briana DeJesus is stepping up and sharing some much more sensible views. In particular, she’s trashing the idea of arming teachers, and targeting the Florida legislature’s move to do so in particular. In a world where the President is a reality star, it’s not so surprising to hear a Teen Mom 2 star making some salient points about public policy. On February 14th, a tragic and terrible shooting at a Florida high school left 17 dead. The survivors have become a rallying point for common sense gun control legislation. Noting a failure of government leadership, a number of major businesses — starting with Dick’s Sporting Goods — have announced that they’re enacting their own measures. In the mean time, Trump has suggested arming teachers with guns, an idea that’s been widely lampooned online. And the Florida legislature, to the surprise of no one familiar with the exploits of Florida Man and Florida Woman , decided to pour $67 million into a plan to arm teachers throughout the state. Briana DeJesus took to Twitter to speak out: “Stupidest thing ever to give teachers guns … what is the point of safety patrols on campuses then??” She’s referring to school resource officers — police who spend time working security on campuses as a measure that people hope will keep students safer. Briana DeJesus gets very real about the role that racism plays in schools and in countless shootings. “I have a child of color and knowing 10 teachers in her school will carry a gun terrifies me.” With guns everyone, it just takes one racist person on one bad day to end a child’s life. “As a parent I know I won’t be able to protect my kids every second go the day. And I would want their teachers to love and protect like I would.” But Briana lives in real life, not in fantasy land where everyone’s a trained marksman. (Though we should note that many combat veterans have spoken out about how dangerous arming teachers could be) “But giving teachers guns just isn’t right and spending 67 [million dollars] is crazy.” The amount that the legislature was willing to conjure up out of nowhere is a sticking point for many people. “They won’t ever spend 67 million on education but for guns … it’s okay?” Someone challenged her, suggesting that arming teachers — who are not trained to be armed guards and are not paid to be armed guards — would be a great way to protect students. “I’m all for protecting kids but there’s no reason to give TEACHERS guns.” She’s already addressed the expense and the fact that not all teachers would be safe with a gun. But she clearly doesn’t want to argue. “But whatever. Let’s see how this plays out. I hope for the best!” Trump, of course, announced his “policy proposal” just as he announces his other bad ideas — with his little orange thumbs. “What I said was to look at the possibility of giving concealed guns to gun adept teachers with military or special training experience — only the best.” His version of “best” is famously laughable — just look at the turnaround in the White House. “20% of teachers, a lot, would now be able to.” Trump then makes some weird sports analogies that perhaps golf players will understand. A real man of the people. “I want highly trained people that have a natural talent, like hitting a baseball, or hitting a golf ball, or putting. How come some people always make the four-footer and some people under pressure can’t even take their club back, right? They can’t even take their club back.” He seemed to lose himself on a sports tangent. Briana did not mention that even highly trained marksmen are considered to be doing “very well” if they have 40% weapon accuracy in live fire simulations. So even if teachers are having a shootout with some gunman, where are the other 60% of the bullets going? Some of them are going into students. Of course, Trump said that he wanted to take away guns, and then pivoted because he doesn’t actually know what he’s saying at any given time. He now plans to meet with video game executives, because surely those violent video games are to blame, even though Canada and the UK and Australia all play the exact same games without the shootings. Briana didn’t get into all of that. That’s okay — she’s a reality star, not a politician. But even she knows that children don’t need to be around guns. Which is more than we can say for certain people. View Slideshow: Jenelle Evans Lets Toddler Play With Gun in All-Time Low; Could She Lose ALL Her Kids?!
It is about to be on between Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian. In the following sneak peek from Sunday's season finale of Keeping Up with the Kardashian, Khloe, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian are on a boat, on their way to Alcatraz. But the soon-to-be mother of one isn't exactly enjoying herself because Kourtney is on the phone, clearly distracted by someone (or some one ) from this cool family experience. “What the f-ck are you here for?” Khloe asks her sister as soon as she hangs up, adding: “Don’t chime in if you’re not going to get off your f-cking phone call all the time. You’re like, a waste of space in my meter right now.” Yikes. A bit harsh of a reaction to someone who was simply chatting on the phone? Try telling that to a pregnant woman's hormones. “You’re annoying as f-ck now when we’re together,” Khloe continues, on a rather intense roll. “This is what you do. You’re on your phone the whole time. You’re just not present!” Taken aback by this reply, Kourtney stammers that she was only on the call for 10 minutes and that her sister needs to take a chill pill. But this reasoning does nothing to calm Khloe down. “We’re only here once,” she snaps, continuing: “When are we ever going to go back to Alcatraz? You know what? Actually, I’m not doing this today. I’m not doing this today, because last time in Costa Rica, I looked crazy because I’m always the one complaining to get you guys to have fun. “I’m not going to be crazy, okay? You’ll be the f-cking bitch that you need to be.” Whoa there! This just turned very ugly very fast. “Good,” Kourtney says in response. That isn't all she says, however. “F-ck you, you f-cking whore,” she retorts, adding: “Pregnant whore!” It's true: Khloe is pregnant and we're about to learn the gender of her baby . But a whore?!? Did Kourtney just cross a line? Click PLAY to see how this argument comes to a surprising end:
Alec Baldwin made his first appearance as Donald Trump on Saturday Night Live way the hell back in October of 2016, and the show’s been on hiatus for the past three weeks due to NBC’s broadcast of the Winter Olympics. So why was the president angrily tweeting about Baldwin’s impression at 5:42 this morning? It’s a good question with several troubling answers. The most obvious explanation for why the leader of the free world had a man-baby outburst while gnawing on his Egg McMuffin this morning is the fact that Baldwin had some unkind words for Trump in a recent interview. “Every time I do it now, it’s like agony,” Baldwin recently told The Hollywood Reporter when asked about his Trump impression. “Anybody over this guy,” Baldwin added. “It doesn’t matter. We have to get rid of him.” Those are exactly the kind of comments that get under Trump’s skin, so it’s no surprise the president was so upset that even autocorrect couldn’t reason with him this morning: “Alex Baldwin, whose dieing mediocre career was saved by his terrible impersonation of me on SNL, now says playing me was agony,” Trump tweeted. “Alex, it was agony for those who were forced to watch. Bring back Darrell Hammond, funnier and a far greater talent!” That tweet was only live for about 10 minutes before Trump deleted it and replaced with a version in which Baldwin’s name and “dying” were both spelled correctly. Needless to say, Twitter wasn’t so quick to forget the president’s spelling boo-boos. But unhinged Trump tantrums are obviously nothing new. The weird thing about this one is, the Baldwin interview took place back on Wednesday, and the Donald has been never one to buy into the expression about revenge being a dish best served cold. (After all, the analogy wouldn’t make much sense to someone who only eats food that congeals if it’s left to sit for more than a few seconds.) The best explanation with regard to the timing seems to be that less than thirty minutes before Trump’s tweet, Baldwin’s interview was mentioned in a segment on Fox News, which is the president’s state-run television network of choice when he’s lounging around the White House in his bathrobe . Of course, the real reason that Trump decided to start his morning with an old-fashioned Two Minutes Hate is that he’s coming off yet another chaotic week and he’ll do just about anything to change the topic of conversation. It’s a typically inept move from an administration that aims for Third Reich, but usually misses the mark and lands more in the Keystone Cops area. That said, we’ll give the Donald credit for one thing – Hammond actually does have the better technical impression, in terms of nailing Trump’s “FBI Mafia informant turned used car salesmen” mannerisms. But wherever you stand on who serves up the best impersonation of our anus-lipped commander-in-chief, there’s no denying that Baldwin’s response left Trump as roasted as one of those well-done steaks he likes so much: “Agony though it may be, I’d like to hang in there for the impeachment hearings, the resignation speech, the farewell helicopter ride to Mara-A-Lago,” Baldwin tweeted, adding: “You know. The Good Stuff. That we’ve all been waiting for.” Get emmmmmm! As though that wasn’t enough to send DJT into a diaper-filling rage, Baldwin continued: “Looking forward to the Trump Presidential Library. A putting green. Recipes for chocolate cake. A live Twitter feed for visitors to post on. “A little black book w the phone numbers of porn stars. You’re in and out in five minutes. Just like…” Baldwin might want to start using his middle name, a la Lee Harvey Oswald because we’re pretty sure that qualifies as an assassination. View Slideshow: Donald Trump Can’t Spell, Twitter Gives Him “Heel”
Source: Guerilla / Getty Bring it on. Not every day you see a cheerleader get ejected, but here we are. pic.twitter.com/c4tjbdfrqI — SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) February 16, 2018
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