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Whitney Port in Her Bikini Top Tanning of the Day

Posted on August 7, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am okay with staged scripted shit that tricks people into thinkin’ shit is real life, but only when the robot drone souless cunts who are in the shit are half naked, because when a girl is half naked, I generally don’t give a fuck about her downfalls, unless it is my wife, in which case I have no choice but to focus on all things bad about her body and point and laugh at the shit to keep her thinkin that she’s useless so that she doesn’t smarten up and leave me. If you think I’m not making sense, you shoulda seen me last night, I was like one giant and confused run-on sentence, only the real life version…..not the scripted real life interpretation like this bitch in her bra or bikini top with a fuckin’ mic box attached ther her.

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Guy Strips a Girl on Spanish TV to Start the Day of the Day

Posted on July 21, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what’s going on in this video, but it’s supposed to be Spanish TV proving that it is better than American TV, where some dude rips off a girl’s dress and she runs off stage humilated, despite clearly being a whore hired for this stunt, because I’ve been in situations where I needed to rip off a girls clothes to get to her pussy and it never worked out this smoothly….She usually wakes up half way and bits my dick I’ve so gently placed in her mouth. Either way, I just woke up cuz I am a bum who spent my night doing blow, or what was supposed to be blow but may have been meth cut with baby powder cut with glass for all I fuckin’ know, on the roof of an apartment building with a couple other degenerates so give me a few minutes to regroup…and greet this day with anger and hate and while you do watch this Spanish Jerry Springer shit cuz it’s funny

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Whitney Port’s Big Ol’ Vagina Definition in Her Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 21, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Whitney Port brought her potato shaped vagina out to the pool because I guess she’s on vacation, from what, I don’t really know considering she gets paid to let cameras follow her around and stage drama like she’s still in high school. And that “work” that she does, confuses dumb bitches into thinking that’s what life is really like at a young age, making your life hell when you meet these young girls, seduce these girls, and start dating these girls when they get a little older and they aren’t down with a normal, peaceful, relaxed life because it’s not like that on The Hills, so the cunts start pulling stunts, and calling you up with bullshit all the fuckin’ time, making your life a fuckin’ hell, so in a lot of ways Whitney Port ruined your life, assuming you can seduce chicks, which I highly doubt, but I’m not too sure who or what ruined her vagina, that thing’s gaping and all she’s doin’ is standing the fuck up.

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Bikini-Clad Whitney Port Hits Up South Beach

Posted on July 20, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The City is kinda boring. But this could liven it up a bit.

Injecting a couple of party girls into the cast can’t hurt, but Whitney Port hitting South Beach in a bikini is a surefire way to boost male viewership.

Here’s Whitney, who is single and loving it, is showing Jay Lyon exactly what he’s missing as she filmed scenes for Season Two of The City …