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Whitney Port’s Skinny Daddy Long Legs of the Day

Here are some irrelevant Daddy Long Legs that I didn’t want to post because I hated The Hills and everything shit stood for, but that’s because I didn’t know the follow-up was going to be Jersey Shore, something I feel is a glimpse into the end of the world, while The Hills was just annoying and not annoying and damaging to society as a whole…. I just didn’t want to give her attention or have people remember her name in anyway…for fear Whitney Port makes a comeback….we’ll just refer to her as “She who cannot be named” from now on… Cuz with legs like this, I don’t care about her micro-sized pinhead of a head….or the fact that she fucking sucks. Here is her tiny ass hanging with Tila Tequila, or some other Asian….at that was my statement that may have been racist of the day…one far better than yesterday’s making fun of Natives for not paying taxes, but using tax paid facilities to pass out on from huffin’ too much gas….leading to me possible getting scalped, but leaves me happy none of me will go to waste, they will use all of me and not just use me for my pelt….thanks to my native friend for pointing that out over twitter yesterday….it made the fact that I am going to get sacrificed when these natives find me…and they will find me…cuz they are good with that kind of stuff…all the more comforting…

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Whitney Port’s Skinny Daddy Long Legs of the Day

Whitney Port’s Long Legs In A Short Skirt

This Whitney Port chick has really got some impressive legs on her. Here she is out the other day in a sexy band aid of a mini skirt looking absolutely gorgeous. Yes please. I knew she had hot long legs, but I wasn’t expecting this. I’m impressed. I bet she could wrap those things around me twice they’re so long. Midgets probably hang hammocks in between them when she’s not paying attention. Her cute little booty ain’t bad either. Enjoy.

Gwyneth Paltrow Needs A Little Work

I like to see that Gwyneth Paltrow is at least making an effort to get my attention, I bet she’s just been dying to get on this site for years now, but her tight dress needs a little work. It’s got some weird lumps and bumps in there, like a cat in a pillow case. Actually, maybe it’s not the dress that needs work, maybe it’s those old breast that need a little pick me up. Some double D’s perhaps? Think about it.

Whitney Port’s Legs Did Something Yesterday

It looks like Whitney Port is doing alright for herself, she’s out promoting breakfast cereal so she’s really hit the big time. Here she is showing off those long legs that I love so much on a scale for some Kellogg’s weight loss cereal or something like that. I don’t think a young skinny chick is the right person for this job, I get the feeling that there are a lot of fat housewives out there who will absolutely hate this chick. Still hot though.

Pam Anderson’s Playboy Cover of the Day

No this isn’t a blast from the past, it is Pam Anderson holding onto the past, because the only thing that ever really did anything for her was her Playboy job, since then, it’s been all down hill, especially now. From Dancing with the Stars to being cast on some India Big Brother, she’s desperate, so seeing her photoshopped to shit like she’s not 50 years old with hepatitis is funny…but I don’t have the nude pics…Playboy is holding out on me because I guess they know everyone is gonna point and laugh when it hits on Friday, making this their biggest issue in a long time…but here are some cropped pics to give you a preview of what to expect…. The biggest joke in all this is that she wrote a poem to go with her bottom feeding. I didn’t read it, but I will post it…

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Pam Anderson’s Playboy Cover of the Day

Whitney Port in some Bootleg Lingerie Pics of the Day

These pics look like some bootleg bullshit you’d find in your dad’s bedroom of some bitch he used to fuck before accidentally knocking up your mother…..and deciding to stick with her after 5 months of her refusing to get an abortion…..It reminds me of the first porno I got my hands on as a teenager that took place in Georgia and was entirely about a dude fucking one daughter and his other daughter being jelaous. It had the wood panel, the drugged out glassed over eye looking pussy, and a whole lot of incest related jokes that I watched so many times I picked up the southern trash accent…not that it matters… What does matter is that rich kid Whitney Port is still trying to get noticed, cuz that’s what you do when the free ride ends, you hang on as hard as you can, and I’m kinda liking it cuz her weird face is washed the fuck out allowing me to focus on her tall skinny, awkward body…

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Whitney Port Behind The Scenes Lingerie Pics

These are a few behind the scenes lingerie shots of Whitney Port’s recent Maxim magazine photoshoot. They’re not exactly the best of quality, but you see all the major parts and get the overall idea so they’re alright with me. Besides, I actually like the fact that they’re grainy and low quality, they make me feel like I’m hanging out on the set of a 70′s porn movie when I’m not supposed to be. Hot more pictures of Whitney Port here

We’re Live-Blogging From The AMAs Red Carpet

Get the scoop in the Newsroom as your favorite artists arrive at the Nokia Theatre for the big show. Whitney Port and guest arrive at the 2010 American Music Awards held at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on November 21, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. Photo: Michael Buckner/ AMA2010/ Getty Images

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We’re Live-Blogging From The AMAs Red Carpet

Whitney Port’s Long Legs Go For A Stroll

I thought that I’d start things off with a few shots of long legged hottie Whitney Port taking her creamy white thighs for a walk in the city the other day. Did that sound as creepy as I think it did? Creamy white thighs sounds like something you’d hear a molester in the park say. But officer, I couldn’t resist her creamy white thighs. Eeesh. Anyhow, you folks no I’m a good guy so I think it will be alright. Enjoy.

Whitney Port’s Got Cleavage

I do a lot of posts about Whitney Port’s nice long legs, but I think I’m over looking her cleavage. Actually, I’d love to be overlooking her cleavage, ideally from a balcony while she tans with some hot friends in their bikinis rubbing tanning oil all over each others half naked body. I think I need a nap.