Olivia Cockburn paddleboards in a bikini and it is really not nearly as eventful as her name, but maybe I’m just biased cuz whenever my cockburns it means I did something right, you know it means I came in contact with the right kind of whore pussy, that when I confess to my wife I came in contact with it, she won’t make me bang her for at least 2-3 weeks….if you’ve seen my wife, you’ll know that’s a win… What isn’t a win is this Olivia Wilde body, that everyone is a fan of, even though I have no idea what it has done, but do know it fucks a comedian, which means it hasn’t done nearly enough….you know reaching for the bottom of the barrel of hollywood, the armpit of celebrity to drop load in you and make you babies is a bit of a fail…. TO SEE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Poor Timmy! Looks like his blonde Becky wife was creeping around town…. Tim Duncan Hired Private Investigator To Follow Wife New details into Duncan’s pending divorce from wife Amy are emerging , including such revelations as Amy moved out of the family home several weeks ago… Via Sports World News : The San Antonio Express is reporting that ten-time All-NBA forward Tim Duncan had concerns about his marriage as long as a year ago and hired a private investigator to tail his wife of twelve years. Further reports claim attorney Sue M. Hall, lead counsel for Duncan, countered by requesting that the date for discovery be amended from June 13 until 30 days after the Spurs playoff run ends. San Antonio now leads Memphis 2-0 in the Western Conference Finals. In the request to have the discovery gate delayed, T.T.D. (Duncan’s middle name is Theodore) was identified as a member of the Spurs team whose “employment is currently making extraordinary demands on him and hopefully will continue to make those demands for the next 30 days or so,” TMZ reported. Duncan’s attorney also indicate his client plans to enforce a prenuptial agreement the couple signed at the time of the union, which came some four years after he was selected as the first pick in the 1997 NBA draft, according to TMZ. Just last year, Duncan inked a 3-year, $36 million extension with the team. The couple has two small children, and seems Duncan has indicated he and his soon to be ex will come to an agreement over financial support. Usuaully when people talk about athlete divorces and cheating it’s the baller caught out there doing the creeping. It would be naive to think that the wives don’t cheat too…. Nice guys really do finish last! Rumors have circulated for years that Timmy might be on the down-low and his wife may just have been a cover up. Locker room tales of Tim’s “flamboyant body modifications” have been hushed through the years but now things are coming to light. Perhaps, Amy wasn’t feeling having a hubby with a tongue ring and a tramp stamp?
Two weeks after Angelina Jolie went public with her decision to undergo a double mastectomy , the actress has lost her aunt to breast cancer. The Oscar winner’s uncle, Ron Martin, broke the sad news today to E! News, saying his wife (the younger sibling of Jolie’s mother) passed away early this morning. ” Angelina has been in touch throughout the week and her brother Jamie has been with us, giving his support day by day,” Martin said. “They both loved Debbie very much and although Angie is not able to come right now she has sent her love and support which was very nice.” Jolie’s mother died of ovarian cancer in 2007 and the actress will soon have her ovaries removed to take away the risk of falling to the same disease. Debbie passed away at Palomar Hospital in Escondido, California and is survived by her two sons and Ron, who added in his statement: “We have seen Angelina a number of times since Debbie was diagnosed with breast cancer and Debbie and I were both very proud of her recent decision to have the double mastectomy and to do everything she can to keep her family from having to go through what we’ve been through.” We send our condolences for Debbie’s friends, family members and loved ones.
Sure, this isn’t a pic of her naked, or a pic of her in an erotic downward dog, ass spread and farting as she exhales in total utter relaxation…..but it’s still a picture of her stretching it out, in ways that touch on the magical flexible stunts her long skinny body can do on my dick….which happens to be good enough for me…because let’s face it….I am easy to please….no seriously, if you saw my wife, you’d know what I mean.
People may hate Anne Hathaway for being an undeserving cunt, at least when it comes to the Oscars, because let’s face it she isn’t a great actor, and all she did was shave her head in the movie that obviously paid for her award. But I think that’s a good thing, it reminds us that award shows don’t matter. Celebrating people who have already won is just nonsense….Really all we should be doing is staring at their cameltoe. I mean how can you hate a girl in leggings jacked up in her cunt….it is the gateway to her soul munching away at spandex, hungrier than my wife at a Chinese buffet, and for some reason hungry pussy makes my penis wish it was a meal…..but instead her pants are and that’s good enough for me…. To See The REst of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
Steve Forrest, best known for his role as Dan “Hondo” Harrelson on the 1970s hit S.W.A.T. died on Saturday in Thousands Oaks, California. He was 87. Sources confirm to The Hollywood Reporter that the actor was surrounded by family members at the time of his passing. Forrest first struck in big in the 1953 film So Big and then transitioned to the small screen on such shows as Playhouse 90 , Lux Video Theater , and Alfred Hitchcock Presents . But it was his role for two seasons on Aaron Spelling’s S.W.A.T. that truly struck. The drana was the basis for the 2003 film of the same name. Forrest popped up on Dallas , Malibu , and Gunsmoke: Return to Dodge . He is survived by his wife of 65 years, Christine; three sons; and four grandchildren.
Kris cheated once she’ll cheat again. Kris Jenner Cheating on Bruce According to The National Enquirer Admitted cheater KRIS JENNER is carrying on a shocking secret relationship with one of the men rumored to be the biological father of her daughter KHLOE! Sources say the suspicious liaison blew up after a neighbor caught a half-naked Kris planting a kiss on her hunky hairdresser of 30 years, Alex Roldan. Now the 57-year-old Kardashian “momager” is desperate to keep the true nature of her red-hot relationship with Alex, 56, under wraps for fear it will end her troubled marriage to Bruce Jenner, the sources add. “Kris and Alex have been friends for decades, but recently they’ve been spending more and more time together,” revealed a family insider. “She’s been confiding in him about her struggles with Bruce, and they’ve also bonded over reports claiming Alex is Khloe’s real dad. “At first they just laughed off the rumors. But after joking about their supposed secret sex life, all the hot-and-heavy talk got real sexual chemistry brewing!” That blew up in their faces when the source says the two were busted during an intimate moment. “Kris was in the back area of Alex’s salon for a hair treatment,” said the insider. “She removed her shirt to put on a protective cape – but then accidentally dropped it and was left standing there in a sheer, plunging bra. “Alex quickly ran over with a towel to cover up Kris’ exposed breasts. She made a comment about how chivalrous he was, then gave him a kiss. “It just so happens that one of Kris and Bruce’s neighbors was at the salon and caught a glimpse of the clinch. She didn’t say anything at the time, but word quickly got back to Bruce.” Bruce later confronted his wife of 22 years and all hell broke loose, according to the source. “Rather than apologize, Kris told Bruce she wished he were more mature like Alex,” said the insider. “Kris likes the fact that Alex is tall and brawny with a full head of hair and piercing eyes, which Kris says is the opposite of Bruce’s man boobs, scrawny legs and whiny personality.” Now, Kris’ inner circle is buzzing about her new “fling,” said the source. “Her friends are calling Alex her ‘boyfriend,’ and her daughters are giving her grief,” said the insider. “They’re furious that Kris is disrespecting Bruce by carrying on with Alex.” Over the years, Kris and Alex have had no qualms about appearing together in public, sources say, even sharing a luncheon date with Kris’ daughter Kourtney and her partner Scott Disick in New York City in 2011. A published report recently named Alex as Khloe’s biological father and claimed that Kris made Alex – who opened his L.A. salon in 1985 – sign a $30 million nondisclosure agreement to keep him from spilling the beans about the true nature of their relationship. BUT as The ENQUIRER has reported, 28-year-old Khloe believes she’s the result of an affair between her mother and O.J. Simpson and has even invited the disgraced football great to live with her after he’s freed from prison. Meanwhile, Kris has been branded as a serial cheater. As The ENQUIRER reported, Bruce caught his wife rekindling her passionate relationship with boytoy Todd Waterman – who was her lover during her marriage to the late Robert Kardashian. Adding to 63-year-old Bruce’s ire, Kris cavorted through France with her hunky trainer, Gunnar Peterson, 50, during a vacation last summer. As we’ve reported, Kris’ kinky past also includes a three-way romp with O.J. Simpson and his then-wife Nicole Brown Simpson in the late ’80s as well as a purported secret sex tape. In a bid to save their crumbling union, Kris and Bruce began seeing marriage counselors in July 2012. But Bruce later secretly contacted lawyers about divorcing Kris in what could lead to a nasty battle over their $180 million fortune. “Kris’ interest in Alex is putting her bank account and her relationship with her children at risk,” said the insider. “But it’s really no surprise. Kris is just doing what she always has – putting herself and her own needs first.” What’s done in the dark will always come to light.
Might The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills casting carousel be stopping this season on Carlton Gebbia? With Marisa Zanuck off the series and the status of Taylor Armstrong up in the air, TMZ sources claim this former actress is set to come on board the Bravo franchise. Gebbia – whose resume includes stints on The Young and the Restless and Suddenly Susan – spoke to the celebrity gossip site late last week and all but confirmed she’s joining the cast . What kind of reality star will the wife of StockCross over David Gebbia make? A boring one, apparently, as sources say she is “sick of the silly sh-t women do” on the program and hopes to paint a picture of her gender as beautiful, strong and powerful. So… no table or wine glass throwing? YAWN. Wake us up when she released a terrible single.
Might The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills casting carousel be stopping this season on Carlton Gebbia? With Marisa Zanuck off the series and the status of Taylor Armstrong up in the air, TMZ sources claim this former actress is set to come on board the Bravo franchise. Gebbia – whose resume includes stints on The Young and the Restless and Suddenly Susan – spoke to the celebrity gossip site late last week and all but confirmed she’s joining the cast . What kind of reality star will the wife of StockCross over David Gebbia make? A boring one, apparently, as sources say she is “sick of the silly sh-t women do” on the program and hopes to paint a picture of her gender as beautiful, strong and powerful. So… no table or wine glass throwing? YAWN. Wake us up when she released a terrible single.
Wow, this was a tough upgrade decision. Sony’s RX100 is superb competition, and I was certain *IT* would be the camera that pulled me out of the Panasonic camp (I also own an old Panasonic DMC-FX50 “bridge camera” in addition to an LX5, which replaced my LX3 — plus my wife kept a Pana FX35 in her purse before she switched to Sony’s slim TX9.Despite keeping these few cameras around (really just the 3: the FX50, the TX9 and now the LX7), I’m just your Joe Average photographer, shooting mainly
