Chad Johnson just cut a deal to keep his unemployed a$$ out of jail. The former NFL star was arrested for domestic violence after head-butting Evelyn Lozada during an argument, but he’s agreed to be placed on probation and complete extensive anger management counseling in exchange for a guilty or no contest plea. That will keep him out of jail on the battery charge he’s facing. A hearing has been scheduled for tomorrow, during which a judge is expected to sign off on the plea bargain and make it official . Man, they wrapped this up quick. Evelyn and Chad’s divorce was finalized yesterday. They wed July 4. Not even six weeks later, she found a receipt for condoms in their car and lost her $h!t. He allegedly head-butted her at that point, and was arrested; Evelyn filed for divorce, VH1 axed their show and the Miami Dolphins cut Chad loose within days. Life’s changed quite a bit for him in the last three months. Lots of free time for Madden now at least, despite the awkwardness of having to create himself.
The shameless Courtney Stodden turned 18 less than a month ago, but the wife of Doug Hutchison has – according to reports – already made a very adult decision. LOL, not that decision . Sorry pervs. Court was seen shopping with her middle-aged husband in L.A. this week sporting a decidedly different look , renewing speculation that she’s had work done. A couple of Courtney Stodden pics on Twitter also fueled those rumors. Think she went under the knife? Take a look (she’s legal, it’s okay) below and see: Krista Keller, Courtney’s momager (who must be so proud), calls the rumors “ridiculous” and swears “she’s doing her makeup differently … that’s all it is!” “Courtney decided she wanted to change her makeup. She went for a lighter, more natural look, old Hollywood kind of look.” Totally. So very natural. “People always think a knife is touching her face, but she’s like a chameleon … she can change her look so easily,” Keller added. “People just don’t get it.” True, we are so unenlightened, speculating about such things. What do you think? Follow the link above for “younger” pictures of her for comparison, then tell us below: Did Courtney Stodden have plastic surgery?
I had never heard of Nicole Neal before South Africa brought her to my attention…which in and of itself is kind of a backwards place to be informed of what is going on in the world…because although the women are lovely, the rich are very rich, the country side is gorgeour….South Africa is not really a trendsetting place…which is why this Nicole Neal chick is not really anyone of importance…she does the Glamour Model hustle, but that’s about it….she has 5 twitter followers, even though she posts fully topless pics of herself on twitter.. ..a tactic you’d think would lure some serious attention…cuz I know i like it…but I’m glad that it didn’t because it means she’ll notice me when I whisper sweet nothings to her….she’s lovely to look at and based on my experiences that probably means she’s lovely to make love to…even if her personality is shit, vapid, cunty and annoying…which it can’t be…since she’s an angel….
I don’t really know who gave Denise Richards the idea that modeling bikinis like it was 1999 was a good idea….maybe it was her personal trainer…or one of her friends in rehab or maybe it was Heidi Fleiss, the Pimp she used to work for back when Charlie Sheen hired her to be his wife….cuz she was coked up and had no money from her one acting job and fucking rich people made sense…but who ever it is should have suggested that she does it with a mask on, or maybe after a face lift, cuz shit is hanging in ways it shouldn’t be hanging…..but thanks to plastic surgery her tits aren’t…..cuz if she’s in a bikkini, I might as well look. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
Racism is alive and spitting in Louisiana… Via WBRZ News : A contractor from Plaquemine monitoring hurricane cleanup in Grand Isle was spit on and called the “N” word, and captured the entire assault on her cell phone. “It was humiliating,” Brandi Worley told News 2. “It was just so hurtful.” Worley said two of her other coworkers were also hit by the man, who was arrested after the incident. Grand Isle Police identified him as Josh Jambon, and said he was charged with battery. As Worley began recording the racial slurs on her phone, Jambon noticed she was recording him with her phone. That’s when the video shows him going into a rage. “I’m pleading with him not to touch me and leave me alone,” Worley said. “Nothing was said to him to upset him, then he goes and spits in my face. He did the cruelest thing he could think of to demean me, break me and make me feel less than human.” When News 2 reached Jambon by phone, he defended his character but acknowledged his arrest. “I’m a really good guy,” Jambon said. “I’m a really good businessman.” When asked if he used racial slurs and the “N” word, he said, “I’d like to talk to you in front of my attorney.” When asked who is attorney was, the line disconnected. Attorney Cleo Fields in Baton Rouge watched the video News 2 obtained. He said it clearly shows a hate crime. “There’s no place in our society for that type of behavior,” Fields said. “I think he acted totally inappropriate.” As Worley tried to forget about what happened, she said her family is helping her get through the bigotry she encountered in Grand Isle. “I’m crying today because I’m upset,” Brandi’s mother, Susan Worley said. “I haven’t slept all night and the fear is just in me.” Police Chief Euris Dubois said further charges against Jambon could be coming. Sucks that a sister was demeaned in such a terrible way by this man. We hope that she gets justice for what happened. But we don’t want to make this all a negative. We learned that Worley is also an author and thought we should post some information about the book she wrote. Check it out below:
C’mon, make up your mind, dude!!! Kato Kaelin has responded to reports stating that he knows the truth behind the OJ verdict, but was too chicken isht to tell… According to TMZ: Kato Kaelin just told TMZ … he NEVER told the New York Post that he knows OJ Simpson murdered his wife or that he’s only coming forward now because the statute of limitations on perjury has run. Kato says he was shocked when he read the report which quoted him as saying, “The statute of limitations has now passed … so I can now say … yes, he did it.” Kato tells TMZ … he never said any of those things to reporter Cindy Adams or anyone else. Kato says he has expressed his opinion over the years … that he THINKS Simpson killed Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman … but tells us, “I have no first hand knowledge.” SMH.
After a series of unfortunate events (getting fired from the Dolphins, being charged with Domestic battery and divorcing his wife), Chad Johnson is admitting he…
Paul Dano says he plays “a bit of a prick” in So Yong Kim’s For Ellen , but pricks are humans, too. And in this making-of clip, Dano’s character — a rock musician who’s hit the skids named Joby Taylor — appears ready to regain some of his misplaced humanity. After agreeing to sign divorce papers in order to make some money off the sale of the marital home, Joby discovers that the agreement requires him to forfeit custody of his six-year-old daughter Ellen (newcomer Shaylena Mandigo). With his lawyer (Jon Heder) unable to modify the terms, Joby makes an eleventh-hour visit to his daughter and estranged wife’s home to figure out if he is able to walk away from his child or somehow reconcile with his wife. In this exclusive featurette, Dano and the director describe shooting one of the climactic scenes between Joby and his young daughter in For Ellen, which is available nationwide on video on demand beginning today . Spoiler alert: the crew had a serious cast of moist-eye after Dano and Mandigo shot the scene. Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
I’d like to say that whenever I am feeling down and out with no where to go and nothing to do…with no sites to look up….and no videos to masturbate to….you know when all my facebook friends, twitter friends, instagram friends, AIM friends who I have never met in real life and who are not my actual friends but who I share my deep dark secrets with…are uninteresting, uninspiring, boring….I turn to Coco becuase I know she’ll consistently whore herself, post pics of herseelf whoring herself, and that it will entertain and make me laugh and feel warm and wholesome…grounded and appreciative of what I have….but I’d be lying…cuz Coco only comes to my mind when her bottom feeding, starved for attention, stripper trash is emailed to me….no matter how trashy, tacky or pathetic her pic may be… Here is something she posted to day…to impact your life in no way whatsoever…
Kaley Cuoco thinks she’s so hot cuz she thinks her hot ass in tight pants is what killed Jon Ritter on set of 8 Simple Rules of Dating Your Daughter…..where rule number one is don’t let your wife find out…and rule number two is don’t let the authorities or her school find out….but the truth is his congenital heart disease is what killed him…and that ego she’s developed thinkin’ her looks could kill are all just hype….but she hasn’t figure that out yet since they cast her on a nerd show playing the hot chicks the nerds love….when everyone knows the hot chicks nerds actually love and can talk to without throwing up are generally fat and horrible…I went to comicon this weekend…I know how it is….but maybe I am wrong abotu her….maybe she realizes she’s not amazing and that’s why she simulates giving blowjobs for twitter…and attention…something that works for me.
