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Doutzen Kroes Takes my Advice to Heart of the Day

I just posted about how fat and lazy Doutzen Kroes is and how she needs to hang with Precious to look skinny and hot like a model is supposed to look, and I guess she took my advice to heart, cuz here she is doing a workout between takes at the Victoria’s Secret photoshoot…at least I like to think I have that kind of impact, when really no one knows I exist, but here she is working out to remind you that it is never too late to change your life around….

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Doutzen Kroes Takes my Advice to Heart of the Day

Lily Allen Shows Off Her Thick Legs at the Tennis Game of the Day

I wonder what goes through Lily Allen’s mind when she puts on a pair of shorts. Is she just a typical hipster who takes pride in not showering, having a huge bush and wearing dirty clothes, or is she legitimately just a lazy fucking pig

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Lily Allen Shows Off Her Thick Legs at the Tennis Game of the Day

Booty Dance to Start the Day of the Day

I just woke up and figured I need a little fuckin’ inspiration to get my blood flowing without actually getting my blood flowing I don’t like moving, I’m a drinker and don’t remember the last time I woke up feeling like I wasn’t going to have a heart attack or throw up all over my wife, who for the record is not the bitch in the video, but I wish it was, if my wife had moves like this , I’d actually enjoy sticking my dick in her, it’d be more like an amusement park ride than a inanimate bouncy castle…it’s like my wife is the discount version of this and discount versions of pretty shitty things is the story of my life…. Enjoy….

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Booty Dance to Start the Day of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio Paddle Surfs in a Bikini of the Day

Some people save up their money all year to get the chance to go on some really shitty, yet affordable All Inclusive resort. The kind of 2 star resort that has shittier conditions thatn Haiti

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Alessandra Ambrosio Paddle Surfs in a Bikini of the Day

Bo Bice Welcome Another Boy

Another baby, another son for Bo Bice and wife Caroline. The former American Idol finalist welcomed his third boy into the family on Friday, as he announced via Twitter that afternoon: “EAN JACOB BICE, 10:30am, 8.5lbs. Welcome To Life My Son, U Make Us Proud.” Bice and his wife, who got married in 2005, are already parents to Caleb James, 17 months, and Aidan Michael, 4

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John Edwards Wants To Help Rebuild Haiti

Putting aside his personal drama, the former senator is in Port-au-Prince, where he’s planning long-term relief efforts. By Sabrina Rojas Weiss, with reporting by SuChin Pak John Edwards in Haiti on Friday Photo: MTV News On Thursday, the same day former Senator John Edwards publicly admitted that he’d fathered a child in an extramarital affair, the former presidential candidate got to work with the earthquake relief efforts in Haiti. Steadfastly avoiding talk of his personal drama, Edwards spoke to MTV News about what he was doing on the ground in Port-au-Prince

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John Edwards Wants To Help Rebuild Haiti

The $11 Million Love Nest YaVaughnie Gave Up after Her Break Up with Charles

Vengenance-by-billboard artist YaVaughnie Wilkins hasn’t said anything about her best-jilted-lover-revenge-plot-ever, but we’ve discovered one good reason she might be pissed at Charles Phillips : She had to give up this $11 million estate along with her tech titan boyfriend. After Phillips, who is currently living with his wife on the Upper West Side of New York, confirmed he had recently broken off an 8 1/2-year long relationship with Wilkins last night, the story of Wilkins’ campaign, first reported by Gawker , to publicize the affair via a web site with hundreds of photos and billboards in New York, San Francisco and Atlanta has been picked up everywhere, including the New York Post ‘s front page this morning.

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Shitty Mistress of the Day

Some Mistress was mad that her married boyfriend went back to his wife. She put up billboards to embarrass the guy who is a pretty big player and involved in US politics and I’ll I have to say is that dude should not have been dating a sister.

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Shitty Mistress of the Day

Billboards and Web Site Were a ‘Gift’ from a Scorned Mistress

Here’s how those “Charles & YaVaughnie” billboards came to be, according to people the couple spoke to: Charles was publicly sucking up to his wife, while mistress YaVaughnie was busy launching an incriminating online photo album. Spurned lover, much? It’s still just a working hypothesis, since we’ve yet to hear back from either member of the couple.

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Billboards and Web Site Were a ‘Gift’ from a Scorned Mistress

This Used to be My Worst Fear of the Day

I am married to a 320 pound woman and for the longest time my biggest fear was that she would sit on me, suffocate me and end up killing me.

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This Used to be My Worst Fear of the Day