Well this is a crazy Magazine Cover of the Day…. I am not going to name who is in these pictures, cuz that will get us googled, found, and hit by lawyers because apparently pics of magazines is copyright infringement when the tits in question belong to a Jonas Brother wife….lots of money to shut a fucker down. So we’ll just keep these between up….you know since you’re a Game of Thrones queer and seeing titties you’ve been craving to see is a good time. A Friday gift from me to you. So European… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Insane Magazine Coverage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The Bachelorette will not announce its winner until next week. But one thing we can now say for certain, without the help of reading any The Bachelorette spoilers or anything, is the following: Luke Parker is a total and complete loser. The sexist pig was in the spotlight on Monday evening's Men Tell All special, as he tried to defend his behavior on the show and his attitude toward Hannah Brown in general. It did not go well. Scroll down for a recap of a special Men Tell All special in which Parker was in the crosshairs of nearly every contestant who spoke out… 1. No Regrets Here At the outset of the Men Tell All episode, a clip was shown of the remainder of what went down in Greece after Brown finally sent Parker in Greece to close out last Monday night’s episode. 2. I’ve Seen the Light! “I finally was hit right in the face with what everybody else saying,” Hannah explained in a confessional. “I was like, ‘I now can relate,’ and I sent Luke home. The other guys have no idea … I have no regrets. I feel like f-ck that guy and not an ounce of me misses him, wants him in my life or will question my decisions. I’m so glad Luke is finally gone and I never have to see him again.” 3. Never, Though?!? Footage of Parker on his way to interrupt Brown’s rose ceremony was then shown, as he said: “Hannah thought after sending me in the van that there’s no way I’d want to be with her anymore after the last thing she told me. She’s sadly mistaken.” (Editor’s Note: YIKES!) 4. The Sexist Pig Just Kept Going, Too “She doesn’t realize I still love her and that I’m not through,” he continued in this clip. “This isn’t over for me yet. I couldn’t go home without talking to her again and sharing my heart with her and getting a few things off my chest. She has never told me that she loves me, but I know she loves me. I know without a shadow of a doubt she still has feelings for me. I believe she’s making a big mistake, and I’m going to tell her that. She doesn’t know it yet, but I’m on my way and I’m coming. I want to prove to her how serious I am about this.” 5. WTH, Dude? We even saw a diamond ring in Luke’s pocket, as he simply joined Hannah’s remaining three suitors in a line, as if he had never been kicked off. 6. Get the H-E-Double Hockey Sticks Out of Here! “Leave! I’m so tired. You’re so narcissistic,” Hannah screamed at Luke when she saw him. “It’s my this, my that. This is not about your heart. I’m sorry that your heart is broken, but you’ve already broken my heart like 15 times through all of this by me trying to make this work.” View Slideshow
Their trial separation did nothing but prove that Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierre really do love each other . But the time that they spent apart was difficult, especially because Catelynn was pregnant at the time. In fact, she has now come forward to reveal that, while she was pregnant with Vaeda, she contemplated an abortion. On Monday night’s Teen Mom OG , Catelynn spoke very frankly about the difficult decisions that she faced. “There was points I was like, I’m going to f–king move everything and leave and he’s going to come home to nothing,” she tells a producer. That is an understandable an not an uncommon impulse, especially during a trial separation. “There’s still sometimes where I’m like, man I feel really guilty,” Catelynn confesses. She explains: “I feel guilty for even contemplating aborting Vaeda.” Catelynn then expresses a truly endaring concern — that Vaeda will mystically inherit the knowledge of her mother’s huge decision. “Like,” Catelynn wonders. “Is she going to remember that?” “They say when you’re pregnant, things that you go through in life, things that you say and stuff, they feel and they hear,” she worries. Fortunately, in real life, no — a fetus may experience a wash of adrenaline or certain hormones. It’s not just that complicated thoughts aren’t magically transmitted to one’s womb — a fetus would have no way of understanding the mother’s thoughts. “We were going through so much in our relationship and stuff,” Catelynn says of why she wondered if it was the right time for another child. “I was just like, is it smart to bring a child into this world if me and him aren’t going to be together?” she explains. “I remember talking to him about it, crying,” Catelynn recalls. “Like maybe I should just abort this baby” “And,” she describes. “He was like, ‘No.'” Catelynn is ultimately “glad” she didn’t go through with it, but notes: “at the time, it was a thought in my mind.” Between a heavy conversation during one of their “date nights” and the pregnancy, Tyler says that hew as truly motivated to fix their marriage. “I knew I cannot bring another kid into the world together and not working on these things,” he explains. That is very responsible. He admits that Catelynn considering an abortion had “really freaked me out.” Tyler says that he knew “in my heart, in my spirit” that the two of them would unite and “parent this baby.” Tyler also addressed Catelynn’s concern that Vaeda would somehow “feel” Catelynn’s indecision. “Whatever happened in the womb,” he assures his wife. Tyler continues: “Your love and life and giving it to her is going to outweigh anything that happened the nine months she was growing inside you.” “You’re really strong,” he affirms to the mother of his children. That is really precious and it sounds like exactly the right thing to say. Catelynn really, truly doesn’t need to worry that Vaeda will magically intuit much of anything from her pregnancy. Stress, malnutrition, and drug use can absolutely impact a developing fetus. It doesn’t make the baby born with special adult knowledge. But that’s a fine conversation for Catelynn to have with Vaeda one day. “I wanted to make absolutely sure that your father and I could give you your best chance,” she could tell Vaeda. “We realized that we could,” Catelynn can continue. “So we decided to bring you into the world.” It’s as simple as that. Don’t stress where it’s not needed, Catelynn. View Slideshow: Catelynn Lowell: I Came Very Close to Hanging Myself
Homewrecker LeAnn Rimes the homewrecking whore – is showing off her big bolt on tits…like a homewrecking whore would do – I feel like it is ultimately the dude’s responsibility to not fuck over his wife for a set of famous country singer fake tits – but if you’re the girl being incessant and coming on hard – planting ideas in his head – getting him excited like the temptress you are – you’re as fucking evil as the husband. It takes two to tango or some shit. That said, LeeAnn Rimes is a country singer, and country fans are so fucking loyal, they are God’s people and trained to forgive, so to be a famous singer, you’re best off being a Country singer because the fans will support you when you stray from the message of the Good Lord…they’ll always welcome you back in…and they will always buy your CDs cuz they don’t understand technology and still use CDs…silly Country Folks…and their simple minds. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post LeAnn Rimes Getting Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Alaskan Bush People is about to add yet another person to its family. Another very small person, that is, at least initially. Gabe Brown and wife Raquell Rose have announced that they’re expecting their first-ever child, breaking this very exciting piece of news to People Magazine via the statement below. We’re so thrilled to share we’re expecting a new addition to our family this November. God has blessed us in so many ways and we can’t wait to meet our little one this fall. The couple did not reveal the gender of its impending little one, but did specify that he or she is due on November 10. Brown’s famous younger sister, Rain, couldn’t help but also make her feelings known, telling this same publication of her brother, her sister-in-law and her future niece or nephew: “Gabe and Raquell are both adventurous, kind souls and I know they will be amazing parents.” We learned late last year that Gabe and Raquel were engaged . They then went ahead and actually got married in January in the state of Washington. This joyous and exciting pregnancy confirmation, however, comes just over a month after the parents-to-be exchanged vows for the second time in an intimate ceremony with friends and family in June. They did so on the five-month anniversary of their first nuptials. Gabriel and Raquell’s baby will be the newest member of this famous and beloved family after Noah Brown and his wife Alisha welcomed their son Elijah Connor Brown back in February. (Noah is the youngest of Billy and Ami Brown’s kids and has starred on Alaskan Bush People fromm the very beginning of this reality series.) “He’s already working on his howl! Rhain is a wonderful mother already, I am truly in awe of her and we are both very grateful and excited to welcome him to our family,” Noah told People at the time of his son’s birth. Elsewhere… This bombshell arrives a couple days after Discovery Channel announced the return Alaskan Bush People, following some concern that the show might get canceked. The new season will focus on the family’s move from Alaska to Washington, along with the challenge of building quality homes for every kid before winter. The season will also chronicle the arrival of little Elijah, of course, as well as Ami’s recovery after surviving her battle with cancer. Alaskan Bush People: Season 10 Trailer, Premiere Date Revealed! “We’re back guys,” Billy says in the above trailer for the new episodes. “It’s really important each one of the guys, they have their houses finished before the snow locks us up.” “For all of us, it’s really important at this point in life to have our own piece of land. What we’re doing here is symbolizing the future of the Browns,” Joshua Brown adds. Alaskan Bush People returns Sunday, Augagst 4 at 9/8c on Discovery Channel. CONGRATS TO GABE BROWN AND RAQUELL ROSE! View Slideshow: Alaskan Bush People: 13 Secrets They Don’t Want You to Know
Audrey Roloff had two reasons to celebrate on July 19, 2019. First, she turned 28 years old. But also? She's expecting her second child! And this was a chance for the author and podcast host – and former Little People, Big World star – to show off her baby bump for the entire world to see. “Took a little break from convention yesterday to celebrate my birthday on the lake,” Audrey wrote as a caption to this images, adding: “Last minute pontoon boat rental=great decision. “Thank you all for the birthday texts, messages, and love. I’m grateful for the life I’ve lived this past year, all that I’ve learned, friendships I’ve made, and moments made memories with people I love. Bring on 28.” Check out the gorgeous snapshots below and then keep scrolling to see Jeremy's moving birthday message to his wife: 1. She Be Bumpin! Here it is, everyone. Here is our very first look at Audrey’s second baby bump. She looks amazing! 2. An Expecting Captain Audrey celebrated her 28th birthday with this adventure on the sea, clearing having a blast. 3. A Proud Mama to Be We love that Audrey is just out there, showing off her growing baby. All pregnant woman should take pride in their bodies. 4. A Gorgeous View We mean of the water and surrounding area. But Audrey and her friends are beautiful, too. 5. She’s on a Boat, Folks! A pontoon boat, to be exact, as Audrey said it was a last-minute decision to take one out for the day. 6. Jeremy Was There, Of Course Jeremy was on hand to help his wife celebrate the occasion. They always look so happy together. View Slideshow
Relationships are complicated, but breakups can be downright nasty — even months later. Bella Thorne’s ugly breakup with Mod Sun has now claimed her other ex, Tana Mongeau, as collateral. Now, she accuses Tana of breaking “girl code,” and the two are having it out on Twitter in a very public fight. For a while, Bella was dating both Mod Sun and Tana Mongeau. Polyamorous relationships are wonderful, but like boring two-person dating, people sometimes break up. So Bella and Tana broke up much earlier this year, followed by Bella’s much less amicable breakup with Mod Sun. Earlier this week, Tana was spotted on a dinner date with Mod Sun, which apparently did not sit well with her ex girlfriend. “Tana and I are no longer good,” Bella Thorne tweeted on Wednesday. “She broke girl code I’m over it.” Tana responded to this very public tweet with a publicly visible reply of her own. “????? imagine taking every time ur mad at me to twitter but then telling ppl how much u care about me,” Tana wrote. She asked: “Wtf is this b :/” “U legit started dating me for twitter,” Bella accused in response. Bella suggested: “how about u answer ur phone and talk to me instead of being on Twitter.” “dude what are you doing bella?” Tana replied incredulously. “Like i have no idea why you’re mad,” she confessed. “i’ve been texting you every minute since you tweeted.” “And,” Tana accused. “For you to be tweeting me something as hurtful as saying I dated you for Twitter is literally f–king nuts.” That is a pretty hefty claim, especially since these girls have been all over each other on social media for ages — even before they officially dated. “If you honestly think that damn i lost you,” Tana concluded with heartbroken resignation. We don’t know for sure that Tana’s dinner date with Mod Sun had anything to do with Bella’s outburst. It may have just been a coincidence. “Girl code” can, after all, mean so many things. (And we’re not sure that going on a date with the ex of your friend-slash-ex is a no-no if everyone involved is exes) Bella’s split with Mod Sun may have been particularly contentious, but she can’t think that Tana is getting with him. After all, Tana is now engaged. … In case you missed it, Tana Mongeau began dating Jake Paul some time after her split with Bella. It took all of three months of dating before she and the infamous YouTuber became engaged. (Yes, Jake is the younger brother of the infamous Logan Paul) Guys, Tana is only 21. That is incredibly young for anyone, let alone someone so famous and beautiful, to be getting engaged. And fans can’t help but wonder if Bella is dealing with a little bit of shock over Tana’s engagement — more so than over anything with Mod Sun. It’s complicated when your ex gets engaged, right? Maybe this public falling out is over hurt feelings over an ex. Or maybe there really is some “girl code” thing that the rest of us haven’t seen. View Slideshow: Bella Thorne Gets Love from Dove Cameron, Zendaya After Feud With Whoopi
It’s time to talk about something really serious. Are you ready, Little People, Big World fans? Please stop whatever you are doing and focus for a few minutes, okay? Because while we know Jeremy Roloff likes to discuss marriage and religion and love and sometimes even sex , we’d like to slow things down for a moment to discuss what really matters: Jeremy’s hair. The locks on top of this star’s head have changed considerably over the years, as Jeremy has experimented with what some experts often refer to as The Follicle Triple Play. Going back about a year, Jeremy rocked a mane that would make most lions jealous. He would often just let it all hang out and wave about, as you can see here: Audrey would often have fun with her husband’s hair in this case, making it one of the more meme-able and/or GIF-able styles out there. We mean, just look at this: On occasion, however, Jeremy would try to get this shaggy style under control. He wasn’t prepared to cut it off, but he was bold and confident enough to go try something different; to tie up a significant portion of those wild strands and to tie them into place. Yes, we’re talking about the polarizing man bun. No matter what one thinks of this look, one must commend Jeremy for being self-assured enough to at least try and pull it off. But that was back then. Now, Jeremy has ditched the length and got many of his hairs cut off. Some would say he comes across more put together this way, but others would argue that he’s lost all sense of individuality. Sure, Roloff looks handsome and everything, this side would state. But he also sort of looks just like everyone else out there. What do you think? What do you think overall here? You’ve seen examples of the three options on the table here. You’ve had a chance to analyze each one, and now only one question remains: WHICH HAIRSTYLE DO YOU LIKE BEST ON JEREMY ROLOFF? Vote below: Which Hairstyle Looks Best? Short hair! Click Here To Vote for Short Long hair! Click Here To Vote for Long Man bun! Click Here To Vote for Bun! Jeremy Roloff has often changed up his hair. But which style do you think is best? View Poll »
According to a recent arrest report, one man in Florida recently reached such an emotional climax that he broke into his neighbor’s home and committed an unthinkable act. Which is to say the following: He cut off this neighbor’s penis. And you thought you were all weird and gross and tough, Florida Man Who Had Sex with Pool Toys ! As this latest story from the Sunshine State goes, Alex Bonilla broke into his unnamed neighbor’s home in Trenton, Florida on July 14 at 7:15 p.m. — armed with a handgun. The alleged disturbance took place weeks after Bonilla caught the male neighbor having sexual intercourse with his wife this past May. That’s obviously a morally dubious act on the neighbor’s behalf, but we’re not sure if this kind of maiming was really a proportional response. But back to Bonilla, whose mug shot is posted above. This is what how the arrest report details what transpired a few days ago: “The Victim stated that the Defendant was armed with a black in color hand gun and threatened that he would kill the Victim if the Victim attempted to resist the Defendant.” The neighbor/victim then claims to police that Bonilla led him into his bedroom, “tied him up, and forcefully cut off the Victim’s penis with a pair of scissors.” The type of scissors (nail, dressmaker shears, embroidery, etc.) is unknown at the moment. Florida has become a haven for criminals who do really weird things. Bonilla is accused of subsequently fleeing his wife’s lover’s residence with the the severed penis in his possession. We have no idea where the chopped-off private part is right now. Bonilla was eventually arrested and charged with the following crimes: Burglary of a dwelling or structure while armed. Aggravated battery. False imprisonment of an adult. Aggravated assault with intent to commit a felony. Use/display of a firearm during the commission of a felony. Incredibly, meanwhile, this story actually gets even more disgusting and despicable. Officials say that two juveniles were inside of the victim’s home at the time of penis severing. The kids actually witnessed Bonilla “entering the residence while armed and forcing the Victim into his bedroom.” Due to the minors’ presence, Bonilla was also charged with child abuse which could result in physical/mental injury. As you may or may not be aware of, Lorena Bobbitt (pictured below) made global headlines 25 years ago when she chopped off her ex-husband’s penis with a kitchen knife. At least he was asleep at the time, however, and at least she used a knife and… …. nevermind. There’s no way of making lessening the pain or significance of this act, is there?
Jill Duggar has two kids. That’s about the average size of an American family these days — but Jill’s is no average American family. No, Jill is a Duggar, which means she was taught from a young age that procreation is basically her sole reason for being. Right now, for example, five Duggar women are pregnant , and most of them are expected to deliver before the end of the year. Jill’s parents, of course, birthed a litter of 19 children, and several of her siblings have stated they would like to beat that family record. Some are already well on their way, including Josh and Anna Duggar who are currently expecting their sixth child . So the idea that Jill might be shutting down the baby factory after just two kids is anathema to many Duggar fans. Now, Jill and Derick haven’t officially announced that they’re through expanding their family. But the couple has dropped some intriguing hints on social media in recent weeks. The Dillards held an Instagram Live session earlier this week, and at one point the topic of kids came up (as it pretty much always does when there’s a Duggar involved). At one point Derick asked his wife , “Are you pregnant?” When Jill looked aghast, Derick clarified, “I wasn’t saying that! Somebody else [in the comments] was asking if you were pregnant.” “Jill’s not pregnant,” he told the audience. “We’re not going to be pregnant this year.” “Well, how do you know?” Jill asked, to which Derick responded, “I don’t know but, I mean. There isn’t anything you’re not telling me is there?” Dillard added: “We’re definitely not having a baby this year. That’s biologically, pretty much impossible,” A surprising number of fans took that as a revelation that Jill is struggling with infertility issues. We’re pretty sure it was just Derick’s way of making a joke, as it’s July, and are there only five months left in the year, which makes it very unlikely that Jill will be welcoming any offspring before 2020. Jill and Derick recently built a home near her parents’ house in Tontitown, Arkansas, and as you can see — it’s not terribly large. Some fans have taken this as additional evidence that the Dillards are done having kids. Of course, the size could have simply been a practical matter, as Derick is in law school , and Jill is a stay-at-home mom (pretty much the only job available to Duggar women), which means neither of them is working full-time at the moment. Their financial situation may have factored into their family planning, as well, as the Dillards may have decided they simply can’t afford more kids. But hey, we’re sure Derick will be pulling in a decent-sized lawyer income eventually, and the Dillards can always build on more rooms — if they so desire. View Slideshow: The Duggars: Who’s Courting? Pregnant? Next In Line? [MORE UPDATES!]
