I was about to say that Bethenny Frankel looks pretty good for an old bag, but when I looked her age up and found out that she is only 43, I was shocked! Someone must have made a mistake on Wikipedia because there is no way this broad is that young. Nonetheless, I’d still hit it with a paper bag over her head. Or with the lights off. » view all 13 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
I was about to say that Bethenny Frankel looks pretty good for an old bag, but when I looked her age up and found out that she is only 43, I was shocked! Someone must have made a mistake on Wikipedia because there is no way this broad is that young. Nonetheless, I’d still hit it with a paper bag over her head. Or with the lights off. » view all 13 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
Lindsay Lohan crawled out the sewer of irrelevance that her crackhead face and body live in…to do an editorial fashion shoot for a magazine called Wonderland…and as it turns out, with the right amount of lighting, the right quality camera, the right level of photoshop where she’s really only 10 percent LOHAN and 90 percent retouched new computer generated Lohan…something Lohan should get used to because based on her hard battered face, she’ll be a hologram at the VMAs like she was TUPAC, in no time…thanks to premature death. That said… I still think she’s amazing, I would still have unprotected sex with her everyday, hoping to get her pregnant, even tough it is safe to assume she doesn’t get her period anymore, and I believe that if she doesn’t die soon, she will win an Oscar…it’s like the affirmations she tells herself every morning – she hasn’t peaked, in fact she hasn’t even started yet, all that pre-25 year old stuff was just practice for what she has planned for us…I am in love.
I don’t know if Brittany Mason is the same Brittany Mason as the one with a Wikipedia page, who was an actress and a model, born in 1986 Indiana, who was in Maxim and Esquire and most importantly in episode 200 of Two and a Half Men playing Jason Alexander’s Secretary, a credit that makes me think maybe she wrote this wikipedia page herself, because I assume no wikipedia contributor has ever heard of her, or would think an extra gig was really anything notable…but she is a model, she did place 7th in Miss USA Live on NBC, something that would be great way to start up a sex tape career, but instead she’s gone down the activist road, but more importantly the titty for fashion shoot road that leads to great places if done properly, all while giving off the same output as being in a softcore porn, but for ego, it’s far more socially acceptable… Either way, tits, good pics, good times, I’m into it…and willing to join any cause this babe is involved in, mouth first…
Episode one of LeAnn & Eddie signaled a new low for reality TV, as the Z-list couple giggled their way through 22 minutes of scripted nonsense with all the believability of a 4th grade production of Hamlet . One week ago, we never would’ve thought it possible, but episode two actually might be worse. Things start off innocently enough with Cibrian and Rimes enjoying a catered dinner at home so that they can avoid the paparazzi. No really, Eddie said that. Fortunately, Cibrian doesn’t joke about LeAnn’s eating disorder during the meal, but his other attempts at being funny include a toast to getting laid and jokes about his love of prostitutes. What a guy! Eddie’s well-rehearsed schtick falls flat, of course, but there are plenty of unintentionally hilarious moments in the episode, such as when Eddie reveals that he didn’t know the TV show Dallas was filmed in Dallas. Seriously. That brings us to the main storyline of tonight’s episode, as Eddie agonizes over the decision of whether he should spend seven months in Dallas shooting a recurring role on the series or stay home with LeAnn. When you look up “no brainer” on Wikipedia, it’s just a YouTube clip from this episode. LeAnn & Eddie Trailer But before that dramatic tension can be resolved, we have to suffer through an inane, sitcommy B-plot in which LeAnn’s “friends” encourage her to get back to her “southern roots.” LeAnn spends some time sitting around with the actors being paid to pretend they like her, and talks about how badly Brandi Glanville needs to go to rehab, all while getting midday sloshed at brunch. Next, LeAnn lies to her friends about being able to ride an ATV, and proceeds to look even more awkward and out of place as usual as they all go four-wheeling for some reason. Then, because it’s in his contract that he be depicted doing something manly in every scene, Eddie is tuning up his car when his agent calls to basically tell him he’d be an idiot to pass up the Dallas gig. Meanwhile, LeAnn takes her girlfriends to a gay country bar where she proves that dancing is yet another thing that she sucks at. She then gets drunk enough to actually sing a song on stage. (Didn’t she used to do that professionally?) But as foolish as LeAnn looks, Eddie proves he’s the real dumbass in the relationship when he passes up his first real acting gig in forever in order to stay with LeAnn. The job probably would’ve paid pretty well, so it’s a good thing she was hammered when he broke the news. LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian Pics: Happy Home-Wreckers 1. LeAnn Rimes With Eddie Cibrian Photo LeAnn Rimes with Eddie Cibrian. They got married more than two years ago now.
Magic Johnson is taking the high road when it comes to Donald Sterling. In his interview with Anderson Cooper on CNN last night, Sterling did apologize for his recent racist rant, which was directed at girlfriend V. Stiviano and released as an audio recording a few weeks ago. But the 80-year old Clippers owner also went off on Magic for some reason, blasting the NBA legend for having AIDS and for doing nothing to help the African-American community. His words really needs to be heard to be believed: Donald Sterling Slams Magic Johnson In response, Johnson called in to TMZ this afternoon, denied talk that he’s trying to purchase the Clippers and said: “I’m a proud black man. I’m a leader in the black community and I take that role seriously.” Magic, of course, has famously moved movie theaters, Starbucks and other franchises into inner cities area, greatly boosting their economies and providing many new jobs for residents. Johnson added that Sterling has never officially apologized to him or to the African-American community and that he’s clearly trying to pit Jews against blacks… but it isn’t going to work. “It’s sad,” Magic concluded . “We just got to pray for him.” And hope we never, ever, ever need to hear another word out of his racist mouth again. Celebrities React to Donald Sterling [Donald Sterling is a] bitch-ass redneck, white bread, chicken sh-t mother f-cker. Snoop Dogg Permalink: Mother Effer! Added: April 28, 2014 1. Mother Effer! [Donald Sterling is a] bitch-ass redneck, white bread, chicken sh-t mother f-cker.
AMC is yet to announced a premiere date for The Walking Dead Season 5 . But we know the highest-rated show on television will return with new episodes on October and now we also now that Rick Grimes will be a bloody mess on the premiere. That’s nothing new, of course, but AMC unveiled the following photo today. It’s a close-up of Andrew Lincoln’s character, keeping vigilant… and very badly in need of a shower. The Walking Dead – whose Season 4 finale in March brought in 15.7 million viewers, 10.2 million of whom were between the advertiser-friendly ages of 18 and 49 – is currently shooting in Georgia. Christian Serratos (Rosita), Alanna Masterson (Tara) and Andrew J. West (Gareth) have all been promoted to series regular status for Season 5 and former Wire star Seth Gilliam will be joining the cast as well. In need of a refresher prior to the October premiere? You can watch The Walking Dead online via TV Fanatic at any time.
Kendall Jenner’s Topshop gown at the MET Gala was a hit with fans and fashion critics alike, and now it seems the 18-year-old socialite may be representing the brand full-time. While Kendall’s Wikipedia page lists her career as “model,” her work up to this point has mainly consisted of Instagram selfies. It seems her vanity may have paid off though, as it’s rumored that Kendall’s pre-MET social media photos got the London-based label to take notice. Neither Kendall nor Topshop have confirmed the deal yet, but given the attention received by both the model and the brand solely on the strength of Kendall’s ball night look, it’s not surprising to hear the label is seeking to strike up a partnership. In addition to posting a constant stream of selfies in which she rocks various looks, Kendall has been hanging with Anna Wintour and making certain that she’s seen at all the big industry events. Clearly, Kendall has the Kardashian ambition. The desire to make a lot of money without doing any actual work is strong in this one! Kendall’s meteoric rise to the top of the fashion world raises one important question: have rumors that Kendall is dating Justin Bieber been planted by her team to drum up publicity? We don’t know, but we’re guessing you won’t be seeing Selena Gomez sporting Topshop any time soon. 7 Selfies of Kendall Jenner Acting Like a Model 1. Kendall Jenner Bugs Out Kendall Jenner says we “bug” her in this outfit. Well, she bugs us, too!
Christina Milian is an interesting attention seeker, who isn’t really interesting at all, but who is interesting enough, when I am posting a story about her…. Sure, this isn’t really a story about her, but rather bikini pics she put on instagram, that I am posting as an excuse to talk about myself and the fact that I am not a racist, since everyone is up on this racist shit, I would bang a black girl, and my inability to bang black girls is because black girls are as racist as that Sterling dude…and think Mexicans are beneath them or some shit…take away their personal property…it’s only fair. I can’t imagine anyone really cares about this mom who is never Mom-ing, but always at the pool, when she’s not hosting of The Voice Live Shows, a job that doesn’t really make sense, but then again, the show is based on Adam Levine, which also doesn’t make sense, and for that should be killed off….but won’t since it makes too much money… I mean, her highlight was being popstar who had one dirty video, that would have made me believe she was heading in the right direction of being a giant hooker, which I guess she kind of did, since she gets residuals on all the songs her husband at the time gave her credit on, like all the billion dollar Beiber shit, making her a good candidate to try and K-Fed, if she wasn’t busy making her own strategic slut moves…that I hope are better than these bikini pics…