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Whitney Cummings Drunken Ass Flash of the Day

I don’t like funny girls…especially when they aren’t funny to being with and just joke around about sucking dick and dating…..I find it some try hard bullshit that is just marketed as funny because they slept with the right person…or because they have tits…. So I’m really not into Whitney Cummings…despite the fact that people like her, think she’s great and shocking, but most importantly…think she’s hot… It blows me away that she’s got two 2 shows running, making a ton of money, and her whole act is just obvious… But I guess it is easy to get famous…..when you play the system properly…and by properly, I mean getting drunk and flashing her ass on social media…because at her core…she’s broken…sad…starving for attention…cuz she knows she’s a fucking hack…which makes her a little more appealing to me…despite how garbage, like a parasite on the asshole of comedy that I think she is…. If you look close enough, you can see her soul…. The only female stand-up Comedian I have hope for is Melinda Hill…a friend of mine who will definitely not answer my calls once she makes it….She just put this video out about her bombing on America’s Got Talent….that is worth watching…both and and off mute…cuz she looks good doin’ it….and is kinda clever…which is saying a lot for me….

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Kendrick Lamar Fires Light-Skinned Model On “Poetic Justice” Set In Favor Of Darker-Skinned Banger Brittany Sky! [Pics]

Good kid, bad biddie… Kendrick Lamar Fires Light-Skinned Girl In Favor Of Dark-Skinned Girl For “Poetic Justice” Via MissInfo “We had another girl for the lead but I had an idea where I just wanted a little bit of a darker tone [girl] in the video,“ Kendrick tells Miss Info. Kendrick was sick of seeing only light-skinned video models. “It’s almost like a color blind industry where there’s only one type of appeal to the camera.“ “I give [Brittany] the credit, too, for just being there, and being a natural, genuine young lady. She wasn’t all in the open, trying to jump in [front] of the camera. She was cool, just chilling. I always kept in the back of my mind like ‘you don’t ever see this tone of a woman in videos. ‘” Kendrick says, “No disrespect, I love all women, period. But at the same time, I still feels like it needs that balance.“ We’re not even mad at him, Brittany is a beautiful girl and she will definitely be getting more work after this video. What do you think of Kendrick’s decision to showcase a dark-skinned girl in his video? Hit the flip to see more pics of Brittany Sky. Image via YouTube

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Kendrick Lamar Fires Light-Skinned Model On “Poetic Justice” Set In Favor Of Darker-Skinned Banger Brittany Sky! [Pics]

Justice: Ex-Cop Found Guilty Of Savagely Murdering 1-Year-Old Daughter “He Beat The Tar Out That Baby”

RIP baby Zoe! Ex-Cop Found Guilty Of Murdering Daughter A former Jackson police detective is likely to spend the rest of his life behind bars. Via ClarionLedger reports: After an emotional trial that lasted nearly two weeks, a jury early Thursday evening found Natyyo Gray guilty of capital murder in the death of his 1-year-old daughter Zoe. “This was certainly a horrible, horrible thing,” Hinds County District Attorney Robert Shuler Smith said after the verdict was issued. “It’s kind of hard to describe how this could have possibly been at the hands of the father.” Prosecutors delivered their closing arguments with an image of a smiling, healthy Zoe shown on the projector as they spoke, a stark contrast from the gruesome images they showed of Zoe Brown’s mangled body earlier in the trial. At the time of her death, Zoe had sustained bruises to her forehead, back and pelvis, along with extensive abdominal bruising and a large hematoma on the top of her head. She also had a lacerated liver and pancreas and was bleeding from her anus. An autopsy determined she bled to death after being beaten. In his closing arguments, Assistant District Attorney Jamie McBride repeatedly asked jurors to put “the animal” who hurt her behind bars. “He beat the tar out of that little baby,” McBride said grimly. But his attorney has pledged to appeal the ruling. “It will definitely be appealed. We feel there are issues of the law that need to be addressed by the Mississippi Supreme Court in this matter.” He would not elaborate on what those issues were, adding only that there were “numerous” things that the high court should look at. While waiting for jurors to return a verdict, Gray sat quietly, his hands folded in his lap. Later, as bailiffs escorted him from the courtroom, Gray turned calmly to someone in the audience and said, “I’ll see you.” He should be put down immediately. His incarceration will cost taxpayers thousands of dollars depending on how long he lives. 20 years will cost close to a million dollars. One shot would be perfect. What do prisoners think of baby killers, especially ex cops?

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Justice: Ex-Cop Found Guilty Of Savagely Murdering 1-Year-Old Daughter “He Beat The Tar Out That Baby”

AshLee Frazier on Tierra LiCausi Engagement: Possible Hoax Alert!

The Bachelor contestant Tierra LiCausi’s engagement to an unnamed dude may be a hoax, says AshLee Frazier, one of the final four women left. While it’s surprising to see Tierra LiCausi engaged just a few days after her exit from the show aired, she is set to wed a pre-Sean Lowe boyfriend. “If it is true, then no, I wouldn’t be surprised. It’s Tierra,” AshLee told reporters Thursday on a conference call from her home in Houston, Texas. “It’s like, let’s keep it going, right? She’s very dramatic .” Still in the running for the final rose, AshLee isn’t allowed to talk to other contestants, so she hasn’t talked to Tierra personally. Not that she’d be in a rush to. Based on bouts with her former sparring partner on the ABC show, AshLee says the new ring on Tierra’s finger may not be a symbol of true love. “If she is [engaged], I wish her all the best but it may just be a hoax. Who knows?” she says. “With Tierra, we can’t really put too much past her.” “Honestly, it wouldn’t surprise me if that was the case.” Before things turned sour, AshLee Frazier had an amicable rapport with Tierra, but she doesn’t recall her ever mentioning an important ex or a relationship. However, this could be what she meant when she randomly proclaimed during one of her “Tierra-trums” that she could easily be engaged if she wanted. “I don’t really know any details and I don’t know who it is [she’s engaged to], so I don’t if it is someone she talked to me about or not,” said AshLee. “We all tried to get along with her. I would say if not all, the majority of the girls [tried] to build a relationship with her and she didn’t want any part of it.” As for the women remaining after Tierra’s exit, it’s anyone’s guess who Sean picks … well, unless you read The Bachelor spoilers . Do so at your own risk! Who do you think he SHOULD pick?   Catherine Giudici Desiree Hartsock AshLee Frazier Lindsay Yenter View Poll »

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Faith Hill at "Unhealthy Weight," Expert Says

Forget This Kiss for a moment. Faith Hill must focus on this meal… and the next… and the one after that. According to Dr. Fred Pescatore – author of The Hamptons Diet , who has never treated the country star – Hill’s neck is “extremely gaunt” and her “clavicles” were “ripping [the] bodice” of her Grammy dress, seen below. “It… is an unhealthy weight,” the nutritional expert tells Radar Online, recommending fat injections in her face would as a treatment. That seems really dangerous to us, however. Hill could simply cook up a Bruschetta Burger Recipe or King Ranch Chicken Recipe instead. Those will definitely help her pack on the pounds. What do you think? Does Faith Hill need to lose weight?   Yes, she’s a waif! No, she’s beautiful! View Poll »

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Future’s 2 Paternity Test & Ciara at the “Same Damn Time”

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Atlanta Rapper Future is apparently great at multitasking according to his hit song “Same Damn Time.” Well if this is true it will definitely be…

Future’s 2 Paternity Test & Ciara at the “Same Damn Time”

Bérénice Marlohe is Pretty Fantastic for FHM of the Day

Bérénice Marlohe is from France, she’s 33 and sheis a Bond girl in Skyfall…a movie I will definitely not be seeing because James Bond movies are the fucking worst….especially the modern ones…and the only redeeming thing about them is the sexy girls they cast to be the love interest….even if they like to keep shit G rated to sell tickets to the youth….and never use them to their full Euro potential of willing to get naked in public for free….you see cuz even the mainstream movies I’ve seen from France….involve actual penetration….the way movie sex is supposed to be… Either way, she was in FHM….cuz FHM is really up to speed on new it girls who need exposure at the right time….in hopes of saving the dying magazine brand…and I am more than happy to stare at the pics…even if they aren’t all that amazing…but they are of a new star…I’ll be sure to keep my eye for her topless pics….like it is my fucking job cuz it is my fucking job.

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Bérénice Marlohe is Pretty Fantastic for FHM of the Day

Bérénice Marlohe is Pretty Fantastic for FHM of the Day

Bérénice Marlohe is from France, she’s 33 and sheis a Bond girl in Skyfall…a movie I will definitely not be seeing because James Bond movies are the fucking worst….especially the modern ones…and the only redeeming thing about them is the sexy girls they cast to be the love interest….even if they like to keep shit G rated to sell tickets to the youth….and never use them to their full Euro potential of willing to get naked in public for free….you see cuz even the mainstream movies I’ve seen from France….involve actual penetration….the way movie sex is supposed to be… Either way, she was in FHM….cuz FHM is really up to speed on new it girls who need exposure at the right time….in hopes of saving the dying magazine brand…and I am more than happy to stare at the pics…even if they aren’t all that amazing…but they are of a new star…I’ll be sure to keep my eye for her topless pics….like it is my fucking job cuz it is my fucking job.

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Bérénice Marlohe is Pretty Fantastic for FHM of the Day

Jessica Biel Drops A Little Sideboob

I’m not sure if I’m the only one who feels this way, but I think that a good quality sideboob shot is almost as hot as a full on cleavage shot. These days we see cleavage everywhere we look, the female border agent when I went to the Dominican Republic was dropping like six inches of cleavage, so a little sideboob is a nice change of pace. Here’s Jessica Biel giving us a pretty tasty little profile shot on the red carpet for Total Recall . I will definitely be recalling this later.

What’s Next for Paula Abdul?

She’s currently among the nation’s unemployed, but Paula Abdul says that won’t remain the case for long. “I will definitely be returning to television,” the ousted X Factor judge told reporters this week while promoting FemBody Nutrition, a line of nutritional supplements available at GNC. “I am in the middle of many network meetings, and I’m being pitched a whole bunch of different ideas.” Abdul says she has no hard feelings toward Simon Cowell, or anyone in general. The former Los Angeles Lakers Girl and hit singer appears to be in a positive place, saying: “Right now life is good, and I never worry about reinvention. I think it’s the most exciting thing to do.” Fair enough. But let’s plan Paula’s future for her, shall we? What do you think should be her next professional move?

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