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Ashley Greene Lookin’ Hot for Men’s Fitness of the Day

These are some pictures of Ashely Green from Twilight, a movie I will never watch based on books I will never read, so I only know her as some bitch who leaked some nude pics on the internet a few months ago and like a cunt, decided to go after everyone who posted the pictures with Lawyer’s letters threatening to sue us, even though we were doing her a favor and taking part in the marketing scam she planned, in efforts to make her look like she was violated and not like the whore that she is, proving to the world and all the girls who have that old school mentality that posting pictures of themselves naked on the internet will ruin them, when in reality, it does the total fucking opposite…it makes you look like a victim we all want to fuck, so I guess we should thank you for giving a taste of that back with this photoshoot.

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Ashley Greene Lookin’ Hot for Men’s Fitness of the Day

Scary Jumping Robot

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is exactly the reason why I will never be buying a Roomba.

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Scary Jumping Robot

Nicole Richie Tweets From The Hospital

Leave it to the celebs to update their Twitter accounts just after giving birth. Nicole Richie posted a ‘thank you’ to her fans for wishing her well.

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Halle Berry’s Afternoon of Shopping

It’s always a good day when Halle Berry is around. Thankfully our photogs caught up to her as she was walking to her car after some shopping in West Hollywood.

Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter

I will never eat another sandwich again unless it is cut into two separate slices shaped like dinosaurs (no crusts, please). Seriously, what's the point after you've seen this? Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Joan Rivers Risks Melting in the Sun of the Day

Sometimes when I am in bed late at night, I lay there thinking that if Joan Rivers’ face looks like this….what could her pussy possibly look like…is it made of plastic, or a rubber insert, or is it the original model she was born with, that’s had no work done to it and is riped like the old peach I found behind my kitchen table last week and I don’t even eat peaches. Shit was so rotten, it was just a dried up shell…there was no moisture or smell, just death…..and I guess I will never know the answer….

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Joan Rivers Risks Melting in the Sun of the Day

Modern ‘American Beauty’

America, brought to you by Corn Nuts and Chanel. [Amanda's Note: There's a belt of Kit-Kats and icing under her knees that looks totally delicious.] Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Russian Hip-Hoppers: A Style Guide

Here are some identifiable trends for fashion inspo. For more pics of Russian wigger youth, click here . Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Perfect Camouflage

Those monkey hunters will never find him now. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Lindsay Lohan Takes Her Pet Monkey on a Walk of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is such a show off. I know there have been rumors of her going broke and not being relelvant or getting work, but if she was so fuckin’ broke, how the fuck could she afford a pet monkey. That’s on some exotic, eccentric pet collector shit that is really only for rich crazy people like Michael Jackson and here she is showin’ it off, just to remind us that she’s better than us.

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Lindsay Lohan Takes Her Pet Monkey on a Walk of the Day