Lisa-Marie Jaftha is a no name South African model trying to make a name for herself….the right way…with her amazing tits….or good enough tits…or tits she’s willing to show off for Randy Slavin the Victoria’s Secret model photographer that we all know doesn’t avoid telling all the girls he is shooting to really take him seriously, and why wouldn’t you, you know as a photographer, by default you’re a creeper who hides behind his camera….to get bitches to trust him enough to bust out the hot bodies and hope for a dream….flimsy really, a bunch of users using each other and hoping for bigger things…but the nice thing about her, other than her willingness to get naked is the HIGH AIDS RATE in South Africa…erotic on all fronts… The post Lisa-Marie Jaftha Titties for Randall Slavin of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Madison Headrick is some not so famous – at least NOT ON INSTAGRAM model which nowadays is the basis of all things….but she’s got 70,000 followers and that alone makes her more important than me…and is a big improvement over this time last year….but then again, when you factor in her tits or her willingness to do creative nude shoots with photographers who have shot for Victoria’s Secret, while being signed to the same agency that a bunch of Victoria’s Secret girls are signed to, it’d be safe to assume she’s being groomed to be the next on their roster of promo models they make famous and blow the fuck out of the water… Not to mention, she’s an actual American, from SC, which is massive considering we live in a world where all hot chicks are not American…but rather are immigrants and in this patriotic, loyal to your country, made in America shit…nationalist shit all brands will need one of these last remaining skinny american women who look good to pretend they don’t outsource everything.. She’s naked, she’s hot, I like it. The post Madison Headrick by Creeper Randall Slavin of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chloë Sevigny and Kirsten Dunst were both 90’s “it” girls in their own ways, and have managed to maintain successful, if not wildly sporadic, careers well into the 2010’s. Could it be because of their willingness to doff their duds and show off their buds? Can’t hurt! Check out their amazing nudity and decide who wins this Battle of the Babes. … read more
After a brief respite from social media, Ireland Baldwin is back to getting naked on Instagram like it’s her job. Which, come to think of it, it might be. Does she have a job? Eh, who cares? Normally we’re critical of spoiled children of celebrities who don’t even pretend to have aspirations toward acting, or singing, or some other form of cushy employment, but we’re gonna let this one slide. This is a post-Kardashian world we’re living in, and if Ireland’s boobs can earn her a living, we say go for it. And no, it’s not just because we enjoy the view. We just reject the notion that talent is the only way for a celebrity kid to earn a living without resorting to the drudgery of actual employment. If Evel Knievel and Johnny Knoxville made careers out of their willingness to risk their lives, why can’t Ireland make one out of her willingness to get naked? Yes, we just compared Ireland Baldwin to Evel Knievel, and yes, we’re as confused by it as you are. We’re also a little baffled by the origins of Ms. Baldwin’s latest artsy nude pic. Apparently it’s from a series entitled My Hotel Room by a photographer named Aladdin Ishmael. The dude literally invites models up to his hotel room so he can photograph them naked. And here’s the really insane part – they do it! He’s either the greatest genius or the biggest perv that ever lived. Or both. Hopefully Ireland didn’t share this story at the dinner table: Alec: So how was your weekend, honey? Ireland: Some guy named Aladdin asked me to go up to his hotel room and get naked, so I did. *family holds up protective garbage bags like they’re in the front row of a Gallagher show as Alec’s head literally explodes, covering the room with gray matter and jowls*
Sienna Miller used to be average at best actress who got into a lot of movies because of her willingness to get naked. I would say there was one or two years that despite being average or best she was A-List….and hot as fuck….before fading into obscurity and being forgotten by the industry… Never forgotten by me, or this PORTER magazine, because hot blondes with accents and what we can assume HERPES…may get older and less interesting, but they still have screenshots of them at their prime to reference… I also appreciate all the throat and vaginal work put in to get to the top she was once on top of.. nothing a little CEPACOL throat spray #ad won’t numb your way through…the booze will numb the rest of you including but not limited to your dignity. She’s great. I’m sure Jude Law, her ex has a different opinion, but to me…she’s still got it going on at 35. The post Sienna Mlller Topless for Porter Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
As you’ve probably heard by now, Kim Kardashian posted a nude selfie yesterday. The image has already racked up 1.3 million likes and created a surprising amount of controversy, as Kim fought back against her haters on social media. Now, that the dust is settling (You didn’t break the Internet this time. Sorry, Kim!) Mrs. Kardashian-West’s famous body is once again taking a backseat to her troubled personal life, and it looks as though the latter may be taking a toll on the former. According to Radar Online, Kim has been struggling with her fluctuating weight ever since giving birth to son Saint West in December. The website claims that much of the problem is the fact that Kim feels “trapped” in her marriage to Kanye West and has been coping with the stress of her home life by binge eating. “Kim is desperate to lose her baby weight,” says one insider. “The problem is she isn’t doing very well and the weight just isn’t dropping off. “Kim is not being very strict about her diet. She is kind of pigging out because she is really stressed. Her marriage problems are weighing on her and that is making her not eat as healthy as she should.” The source adds that the recent nude photo was taken at her skinniest point post-Saint, and she’s since regained a good amount of weight as a result of Kanye’s public meltdown. View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian Nude Pictures: A Tantalizing Timeline “Every time Kanye goes off the rails it makes Kim go crazy too. She doesn’t know how to deal with him so she freaks out,” says the insider. “Kim frantically works out for two reasons. One – she is trying to get rid of weight because she isn’t eating well. Two – she is hoping that working out will help her get her mind off the outrageous things that Kanye does.” The source added that Kim would consider divorce, but as a mother of two whose marriage is constantly in the spotlight, she “feels immense pressure to stay with Kanye.” “The tension in Kim’s life is not helping her lose weight,” says the insider. “And she is totally worried about her marriage ending but doesn’t realize that is affecting her physical appearance.” View Slideshow: 45 Kute and Kuddly Kimye Photos
The premier of Game of Thrones Season 6 is just a few weeks away, and though a few spoilers have already hit the web (Do not watch any interviews with Ian McShane if you enjoy surprises!) several big questions remain unanswered. Number one on the list, of course, is the matter of whether or not Jon Snow is really dead . Despite the fact that we saw him suffer numerous stab wounds and bleed out in the snow (an apt end, if ever there was one) in the Season 5 finale, logic dictates that the newly-minted Lord Commander of the Night’s Watch will return to brood another day. After all, the barrier between life and death is quite porous in Westeros, and there might be no character more crucial to the resolution of the show’s main conflicts than Jon. Sure, George R.R. Martin and his TV counterparts, D.B. Weiss and Devid Benioff, have demonstrated their willingness to kill off beloved and seemingly vital characters in the past, but with the possible exceptions of Tyrion and Denerys, no man, woman or dragon in Westeros is as important to the show’s many as-yet unconnected plot threads as Jon Snow. And we won’t even get into the leading Game of Thrones finale theory , to which Snow is central. All of this is just a long of saying that until today, the smart money would be on actor Kit Harington returning to the show that made him famous and ultimately uniting the Seven Kingdoms, which makes Kit’s recent comments to TimeOut London all the more shocking. “Look, I’m not in the show any more. I’m definitely not in the new series,” Harington told the publication point-blank. Asked if he’s filmed any scenes for the upcoming season, Harington replies, “Look, I’m not in the show any more. I’m definitely not in the new series.” Sigh. We like to think you wouldn’t lie to us, Kit…but either you’re full of it, or you know nothing, Jon Snow.
I don’t get in arguments with people when they say that Kendall Jenner is hot. Sure she looks a bit too much like her dad and has a lot too much of her mom’s ability to be prostituted in any way she needs to be to get what she wants despite being rich as fuck, in efforts to get richer as fuck, because when you’re a vapid cunt, with no soul or substance – money is all that fucking matters, it is what gives you credibility, respect, adorning fans, and thus a following you can convert into more money with ad deals and spokemodeling shit, despite being a virtual no one…because you’re rich and all it takes in America to be someone is to be rich – Just ask Trump (the obnoxious real estate agent, not the politician). That said, at least she’s no doing gutter fucking booty campaigns like her pig sisters, and she’s actually taken her inherent athleticism and coupled it with her inherent fame whoring and took on high fashion…as a model, despite not being model quality..pretty much shitting on the luxury market with her name and that in and of itself is pretty funny… But I guess what it comes down to is why not Kendall, sure she looks like an untrained, despite being trained amateur doing her awkward poses she’s been practicing in front of the mirror – since modeling is all she ever wanted to do…and why would she do anymore than that, when the family is such superficial – garbage – business hustling trash…it’s not like some Eastern European pulled out of a dumpster looking for her dinner is any more capable – just hungrier….all it really depends on is who’s out there promoting and selling you and in her case…it’s the whole fucking world…she’s top of the list…and here she is for Calvin Klein taking on some twinks like she was her dad at the gay bathouse…bareback. The post Kendall Jenner VS Twinks of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I didn’t know Tight Tush Tuesday or #TightTushTuesday was a thing…but I did know that LeAnn Rimes was an all around country singing stage parented talent sensation that Christians fucking loved….and then she got married, cheated on her marriage, split up another marriage, and got fake tits….probably did some reality TV, hasn’t released an album in forever and if she did it would still do great because Christians are loyal and forgiving, so they might as well should be terrible people and ask for forgiveness at the end of it all, since Jesus will forgive…. Well now she’s doing Tight Tush Tuesday…. This is on some Tara Reid level of…broken…yet perfect…..so don’t fix it. Magical The post LeAnn Rimes and Her Tight Tush Tuesday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It looks like GIGI showed up to an event in what could be a see through mesh outfit, all fetishy, beachy, High Fashion and when I put my nerd glasses on, I see nipple, or distinct discoloration of nipple, which is enough for some of you to get really excited about, because nipples are exciting, even though you can just google her and see her tits, probably as fake as everything about her, from her family life to her career, but that doesn’t matter because of the nipples and her willingness to say “look at me”…like a spoiled rich kid who likes being the center of attention after her dad pay for everyone to notice her for a few minutes…allowing her to live in delusion that she’s this hot, relevant, awesome and amazing talent, when really she’s just an instagram model, relevant because 15 million people follow her….that’s all it fucking takes…but if she keeps dressing like this…I’m totally fine with her behavior…I just hope I live to witness the collapse…but I’m getting old and unhealthy and this may all end for me – just not soon enough Naughty outfit for such a wholesome strong moral and valued famewhore bottom feeder. I like her! TO SEE ALL THE PICS FROM THE SI EVENT CLICK HERE The post Gigi Hadid’s Cat Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
