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Peaches’ Pornographer Suspended Himself from Meathooks Last Night [Big Ben]

We have ascertained the location of ‘ Big Ben ‘ Mills, who posted nude photos of an allegedly smack-addled Peaches Geldof . He is with his band, recovering from a performance where he inserted meathooks through his skin and dangled from the ceiling. According to a band mate, the man of the ” Big Ben ” penis tattoo no longer uses heroin. For endorphin rushes, he sticks to flesh suspension , a terrifying hobby wherein people have meathooks stabbed through the skin on their backs or chests, get suspended from the ceiling, and swing around like some sadomasochistic version of Peter Pan on Broadway. Big Ben performs this feat as a stage act for Nassau Chainsaw , a metal band that features a nightmarish circus of torturous side acts, most of which include “intensity, shock value, and doing something that no sane person should ever do.” Two nights ago in Detroit, Ben breathed fire. And last night in Reading, PA he did swung from the skin on his back with the greatest of ease. (Or pain, or full-body shock.) Ben resolutely refused to speak on the phone or communicate in with us, but a member of Nassau Chainsaw who asked not to be identified (not that you won’t have a one-in-four shot at guessing which it was) spoke by phone with Ben “sitting in the van with us right now.” He explained that flesh suspension has a “long tribal history,” but that for their friends “it starts from the tattoo and piercing scene,” and requires “professional rigging.” According to this flesh suspension Q&A , the effect is a “shock-induced state of disorientation spiked with moments of pain and euphoria.” Anyway, back to our peculiar insta-celebrity, Big Ben. He’s been showing off his superhuman pain tolerance with Nassau Chainsaw for three years. Peaches Geldof isn’t part of that crew and has never been to a show as far as the band mate we talked to knows. They are based in New York. Related: Meet ‘Big Ben,’ Peaches Geldof’s Oversharing Heroin-Using Lover

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Christopher Hitchens’ Gay Prep School Sex a Window into Horny Teenage Bicuriosity [Sex Writing]

Vanity Fair columnist and public intellectual Christopher Hitchens is a twice-married straight man. In his boyhood, however, he had torrid affairs and circle jerked with male classmates. A leaked excerpt from Hitchens’ forthcoming memoir documents necessary bisexuality in horny teens. Gay prep school sex is, of course, a frequently joked-about trope for boarding schools. (Especially British ones.) But seeing a man who once chronicled the resolutely straight-man-ickiness of his pubes, pores, and back hair describe gay childhood romance tenderly, and the politics of boyhood boning seriously, is a thing to behold. In memoir Hitch-22 , Hitchens says the combination of raging teenage hormones and an “all-male school featuring communal showers, communal sleeping arragements, [and] communal lavatories” frequently gave way to orgies. Hitch-22 also describes gay adult sex with Tories , but here, we will merely explore the mating rituals of bicurious British youth. In this excerpt, Hitchens explains how the horniness of teenagers is a force greater than sexual orientation. Click any image to enlarge. Hitchens was a pretty, “girlish” boy, making him popular with older boys. In this excerpt he explains how this led to myriad sex experiences—consensual and nonconsensual. At his school, the sexual pecking order required younger boys to submit to older boys, thereby allowing a senior named Peter Raper to ruin Hitchens’ “white-hot” romance with a young peer. In this excerpt, Hitchens aches for his long-lost love, and describes how school disciplinarians handled the oversexed teen masses. Pubescent same-sex molestation taught Hitchens—who once dedicated 2800 words to Why Women Aren’t Funny —to understand the fairer sex and to be suspicious of “family values” politicians. Basically, Christopher Hitchens owes his entire career to prep school wank sessions and a sadistic bully named Peter Raper. [ Pic via ]

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Republican Totally Wants In On This Violent Threat Scare Trend (Updated) [Me Too]

As the hysterical rhetoric surrounding health care reform escalates, many lawmakers are reporting receiving violent threats. Like Eric Cantor , Republican Minority Whip, who says someone totally shot his office , with a gun. [Update: Police confirm an attack on Cantor’s airspace!] Cantor is mad that Democrats are scoring political points by being the victims of actual vandalism and receiving violent threats from crazy people riled up by the out-of-line apocalyptic rhetoric of Republicans and their media allies. So he’s like, hey people are totally threatening to kill me too, so shut up. “I’ve received threats since I assumed elected office, not only because of my position but also because I’m Jewish,” Cantor said. “Any suggestion that a leader in this body would incite threats… is akin to saying I would endanger myself, my wife or my children.” Cantor said he has also received threatening e-mails but will not release them lest they spur any further hostility. By contrast, Cantor said he has “deep concerns” that some in the Democratic party — particularly Rep. Chris Van Hollen (D-Md.), chair of the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee, and Tim Kaine, chairman of the Democratic National Committee — are “dangerously fanning the flames by suggesting these incidents be used as a political weapon.” Yes. Right. By publicizing the violent hysteria that’s been whipped up by cynical manipulators of the forces of popular outrage, Democrats are in fact fanning the flames. Just like that guy with Parkinsons was totally asking for it by having Parkinsons and supporting health care reform in public. Cantor also claims that a bullet was shot through the window of his Richmond, VA office this week. Let’s just get the obvious arguments out of the way first: liberals are not the ones carrying firearms to angry public demonstrations. In fact, liberals are not attending angry public demonstrations, because right now liberals don’t actually have anything to be angry about. Liberals just won! Why the hell would they be angrily threatening anyone? If someone did shoot Eric Cantor’s window in Richmond, Virginia, this week, it is exponentially more likely that it was a Tea Party sympathizer than some Obama-voting NoVa yuppie enraged by Cantor’s attempts to obstruct legislation in the House (which he’s failed at again and again and again). An angry, armed liberal would not shoot the House minority whip. They would be more likely to shoot Harry Reid. Or Bart Stupak, who no longer has any friends on any end of the political spectrum. (And honestly—if this theoretical armed and dangerous libtard isn’t shooting some turncoat Democrat, he’s much more likely to go after a right-wing media figure than some loser GOP congressman.) It’s the pissed-off raging teabaggers who are furious with the Republicans right now, for failing to stop the thing they promised they would stop. But we are not even going to blame some stupid Teabagger for shooting Eric Cantor’s office. Because no one gives a shit about Eric Cantor. No one is shooting him or threatening him. He is just another asshole. Meanwhile, in reality: Bart Stupak released the actual tapes of the insane and violent threats he got from right-wing (pro-life!) nuts. Louise Slaughter and Gabrielle Giffords had their offices actually vandalized, for real. (And Slaughter got some crazy voicemail about snipers.) James Clyburn got a fax of a noose. Some asshole teabagger attempted to post the home address of Rep. Tom Perriello on the internet, so that people could harrass him. But he posted the address of Perriello’s brother. And then someone went to Perrillo’s brother’s house and cut the gas line to his grill. Why do Democrats keep fanning the flames by telling people about these things? Sorry Republicans, I know playing the victim is the one thing you guys love doing even more than attacking actual victims of things like hate crimes and economic disadvantages, but no one wants to shoot any of you. [ Photo via Getty Images ] Update: Hah. A Richmond Police detective was assigned to the case. A preliminary investigation shows that a bullet was fired into the air and struck the window in a downward direction, landing on the floor about a foot from the window. The round struck with enough force to break the windowpane but did not penetrate the window blinds. There was no other damage to the room, which is used occasionally for meetings by the congressman. Yep, just some health care reform-supporting enraged loony lefitst, wandering around Richmond, Virginia, firing guns in the air near buildings where the House Minority Whip has offices.

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Hugh Grant Has His Cake and Wears It, Too

First there was the baked beans incident, now this. Funny how all that English reserve seems to go out the window when catering’s involved. As it happens, Hugh Grant has run afoul of…

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BJ Penn Talks About "The Face"

BJ Penn reveals why the eyes are the window to the soul.

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Justin Timberlake Spotted In NYC

We caught up to Justin Timberlake outside his apartment in NYC and couldn’t help but notice his outfit.

How Much Is That Brad-y In The Window?

Aw c’mon…you’re worth more than that! We spotted Mr. Pitt hanging out in the window of the house he shares with Angelina Jolie in Venice, Italy. If you want to call it a house. He and a buddy were overlooking the Grand Canal while playin’ with the paps. More Brad Pitt: Brangelina In Italy With Knox

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Lady Gaga’s Poker Face

It’s no surprise that Lady Gaga loves her makeup. In fact, the singer admits she used to have sneak it when she attended Convent of the Sacred Heart for high school. “When I was young, I felt like a freak in school – and I had to put my make-up on when I got home before I went to bed because I wasn’t allowed to wear make-up in school.

Hoshi Saga

Link: http://www.gamaniak.com/lien-1930-hos… Find the hidden star in each level, sounds easy right

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Window Horse

Window horse doesn't watch you masturbate. He just quietly judges you

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