Kyle Jenner is at Coachella…apparently with her older, black boyfriend, and as it turns out…she’s wearing a pretty appropriate bikini top that I can assume her mother styled for her, because, well….she’s a Kardashian and that in and of itself comes default with a “LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME”….billboard across her nipples…thanks for that… The post Kylie Jenner’s Nice Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kate Upton is in Vogue because she’s a fashion model, or maybe because she’s a viral sensation, who had big boobs that went viral, back when she was young and the rest of her hadn’t caught up to them tits, only to have maximized that window of opportunity, now that the rest of her has caught up to her tits… I guess the good news, is that thanks to modern technology, there is photoshop… Here are the pics…for Vogue…by Testino…she looks hot… Here is the video…where you can see how fat she actually is… The post Kate Upton Photoshoot for Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If you didn’t have a reason to go to Coachella this year, book your flight now, because Bieber is there and as you know, anywhere Bieber is, is the place to fucking be…because he’s not a cheesy, popstar or anything….he is the embodiment of all things cool..and I guess these young, rich, celebrity, it-girls in bikini tops are too… I guess what it comes down to is that as a 45 year old man….why the fuck am I posting this? Seriously..I should be filing my taxes or going to my kid’s high school graduation or fasting for my colonscopy….or some shit that other 45 year olds who have never heard of any of these idiots because they don’t pollute their lives with pop culture nonsense and focus on what is important….cheating on their wives and paying the mortgage…. Either way, here are the pics… The post Kendall Jenner, Bieber and Hailey Baldwin do Coachella of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lara Stone is a model with massive tits and a tooth gap, who at one point in time I thought was hot, because she is hot, and has great big tits and a tooth gap…but who became very fucking ugly, when her marriage to some ugly, yet relevant at the time comedian happened, where they went on honeymoon and she wore a bikini, only to sue everyone who posted the pics, even though no one actually gave a fuck about Lara Stone in a bikini, her honeymoon…she was just being a cunt about it.. I mean at the time, she had countless nude shoots you could reference and a bikini pics was like who gives a fuck, throwaway content, even if it was on her special day that clearly ended great for her… Well, now that she’s single, she’d back to modeling, and in modeling, she’s showing her tits, but not in a topless way…but in a see through shirt way..which apparently, has the same affect..and that’s NIPPLES! Good times, even though she’s awful. The post Lara Stone for Marie Claire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Victoria Justice is another tween star who isn’t a tween, but pretends to be on TV, which gets all the dads forced to watch this shitty content excited enough to either fuck their wives to make more annoying kids to fill up our society and get in my way…or jerk off in the bathroom to remind them how pathetic their lives are…or in some cases…to molest their daughter’s friends…think of it as punishment for making him watch shitty TV show… That said, the people at Disney have not only figured out the way to not get kids they have casting couches with to talk…but to also market these kids to pervert dad’s everywhere…and I guess that involves bikini pics on social media…and most importantly slow motion boating videos…on social media…where you can really see them child star bounce in her step… Either way, clever. The post Victoria Justice Titty Jiggle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I still have no clue who Gloria Govan is, but between these shots of her putting on a killer cleavage show out in LA and that epic sideboob we got a few months back, I’m a big fan of hers. So I did my research and found out that Gloria used to be on Basketball Wives , but now her and her NBA husband are estranged, which means there’s a chance I could get her for my new reality show Blogger Wife . We were originally going to do “Wives,” but I have a feeling it’ll be hard enough just to find the one. Photos: WENN.com
Husband Live-Blogs His Cheating Wife’s Affair With Another Man There’s really no telling how your significant other will react to finding out that you’re cheating and one husband did the absolute most recently when he learned that his wife was getting her side-swerve on behind his back. via Huffington Post A married man had Reddit captivated this weekend as he live-blogged his discovery that his wife was cheating on him. (We should have seen this one coming after that guy live-tweeted a breakup.) The whole thread is more than 10,000 words, encompassing the man finding out, hiring a private investigator to tail his wife, and his realization that his sister-in-law is probably cheating, too. We’ll give you the highlight reel but it’s well worth reading the whole thing on Reddit. The husband, who updated for three days straight, first introduced himself and his wife Jenny to the Reddit community: My wife (Jenny) and I have been married for 8 years. We met when we were 22 and we had both just graduated from university. It’s been great so far, we haven’t had a huge argument where we’ve had to separate for a period of time or anything like that. Also, we have given each other our passwords to our phones and personal emails. Well, Jenny was sleeping this morning and my brother shot her a text. My brother’s wife (Carly) and Jenny are planning on going out of town for a get-away while my brother, I, and some friends are going to watch football on Sunday and hang out during the weekend. He was asking Jenny to text Carly on his phone because Carly dropped her phone in the toilet. My brother and Carly were basically sharing phones for the time being till she gets a new phone. I decided to open up the phone and reply something stupid and funny in order to embarrass Jenny. So I opened up the iMessage app and went to read their previous conversation to see what was happening, so I could tell a relevant joke. 2nd to the top of the list of conversations was a chat with a guy/girl named Zack. I didn’t know who Zack was, but the most recent thing he sent her was “
Sister Wives Season 5 Episode 14 saw another nice polygamist family discuss with Kody Brown & Co. the possibility of bringing another wife into the fold. Wow. Wuld the affable patriarch ever he consider such a bold move? Would Sister Wives then have to be renamed My Five Wives Too? Watch Sister Wives Season 5 Episode 14 Online As Sunday’s Sister Wives Season 5 Episode 14 got underway, Kody and Christine continued their long-brewing fight as their final destination approached. Talking for them is easy. Getting to the root of the problem isn’t. Especially when Kody sort of dodges any responsibility for the fight and instead puts the blame on Christine’s PMS, which he says makes women insane. As a man who calls four wives his, you’d think he’d know better. Yes, hormonal shifts are real and can influence moods, but when your wife expresses real disappointment and pain over a decision that you made? Pretty sure that warrants more than a PMS-related dismissal. Even Janelle – sweet, demure, quiet Janelle – couldn’t take this crap anymore and silently but notably walked out while Kody was spewing his nonsense. Hopefully this was all a teachable moment for him in the end. Soon enough, Kody, Meri, Janelle, Christine and Robyn gain some perspective from the Colliers, as we meet Nathan Collier, the head of the household. He has two wives and eight children, three of whom are grown. “I dated them at the same time, courted them at the same time,” Nathan tells the Browns of how their family came together, and he’s not apologizing for it. “We’re not going to hide our family,” Nathan explains of his polygamy. “The people who accept it, that’s great. The people who condemn us, we dismiss it.” “We don’t give them a second thought,” he said. As for courting another wife now, he seems to think it’s time. Kody doing the same? That’s likely to meet a bit more resistance from his wives … right? Follow the link to watch Sister Wives online and see how they respond to that very topic, and whether Kode-Man will be sleeping on the couch tonight. Sister Wives Cast: Through the Years 1. Sister Wives, Husband Hello, Sister Wives. This is a photo of the cast on Season 4.
You may remember Antoine Dodson as the star of the famous viral video in which he encourages viewers to hide their wives and kids, because – in his words – “they’re raping everybody out here!” Antoine Dodson Interview That was way back in 2010, and a lot’s changed for Dodson in the years since. For one thing, he got married and had a kid, after declaring that he’s ” no longer into homosexuality ” last year. Additionally, Antoine is apparently training to become a boxer, and he knows just who he wants to square off against in his debut fight: Antoine Dodson to Justin Bieber: Let’s Fight! Yes, we all know there are plenty of reasons to punch Justin Bieber , but while the rest of us just dream of knocking the Biebs back to Canada, Dodson is actually issuing a public challenge! Even though Bieber’s been training with Floyd Mayweather , it seems unlikely that he’ll take Antoine up on his offer to step into the ring. Anyone who’s seen the famous Orlando Bloom-Bieber fight video knows that Justin responds to physical confrontations by curling up into a ball and waiting for his bodyguards to intervene. There’s a reason you don’t see many boxers taking that approach. Then again, the only thing bigger than Bieber’s bank account is his ego, so maybe he will put his money where his mouth is and fight Dodson. Then, hopefully, Antoine will put his fist where Bieber’s mouth is. Run and tell that , homeboy! 25 Reasons Justin Bieber Needs to Get Punched 1. He Can’t Keep His Shirt On Yeah. Selfies like this work if you’re Matthew McConaughey. Not Justin Bieber. Also, Matthew McConaughey would never post selfies like this because he doesn’t need to constantly beg for attention or prove to himself that he’s cool.