The wind is our friend. Isla Fisher, not so much. I mean bitch obviously didn’t get the memo that you’re not supposed to wear underwear with your little flimsy skirt that the wind can easily blow up…you know to keep it sexy..unless you have your period in which case you can wear underwear…even though I like the tampon string…it’s a sign of fertility, a wet pussy, a horny girl, and not pregnant….but make the underwear just a little sexier than this old lady, cotton, full bottomed shit that might as well be pants… I like when the wind collaborates with us, if the girl involved with being exposed by the wind, is collaborating with us too, otherwise, shit just ends up confusing…like whatever is going on here.. Side note, I have no idea who Isla Fisher is… To See the REst of the Pics CLICK HERE
I have no idea who this woman is, but she’s kind of amazing. She’s hitting up random postal workers and calling them stalkers, I guess either she’s legitimately crazy and thinks the postal working coming to her house everyday is them stalking her, but I am going to assume that it has more to do with “Performing Art”….you know a little youtube stunt…a prank to get viral because being freaked out by the postal workers is an easy target that everyone can relate to…pretty genius whether she’s insane or not… Here’s another video… And one more….
This husband owes his wife the world…or maybe just a new truck full of balloons and baby clothes. Whatever works. Wife Catches Husband By The Leg To Stop Him From Committing Suicide A middle-aged Chinese man has his wife to thank for his life after she was photographed hanging on to him by the leg as he dangled from a sixth floor window following an apparent suicide attempt. via Gawker The wife of a suicidal man managed to prevent him from plummeting to his death by holding on to his leg for 20 minutes after he jumped out of the window of their sixth-floor apartment. Wife Prevents Husband’s Suicide with Last-Second Leg Grab According to the Chinese news portal Sohu, the 45-year-old man had recently moved with his wife and child to the northeasten city of Changchun, where he began experiencing painful work-related stress headaches and “delusions.” The symptoms allegedly motivated his decision to jump, but he was rescued at the last moment by his wife’s sharp instincts. It took police some 20 minutes to arrive at the scene, during which time the woman was forced to hold on to her husband’s leg and shorts to keep him from falling. He was eventually pulled in, just as his wife’s body was starting to give out. Dayyyuuum. It’s levels to this marriage isht…..and this wife is above EVERYBODY. Photo Credit: Sohu
This is the best video of the history of the internet. I am talking better than 2 girls 1 cup, or Chris Crocker or any of the other bullshit that has gone Viral like Gangnam Style….it is up there on my stepTV.tv shit…the kind of crazy social observation I love… This crazy woman with her crazy voice is angry…as she’s trying to take Rhubarb as some concerned that her rhubarb is being stolen bitch tries to rationalize… I would say let her have the rhubarb, but contesting her, and getting in the way, is way more fun… From saying her lawn mower was robbed by Iranian Pigs…to “Don’t call me sweetheart, honey bun, what are you a fucking Lezzie….”…to attacking the camera dude… This can’t be real, but I’m glad it happened. She’s a genius…with the voice of an angel…like a demon possessed…up on some Exorcist shit…I want to take this woman on a date…I like her passion.
It’s a shame their lives were cut short. Teen Victim Of Alleged Cleveland Serial Killer Was ‘A Good Girl’ According to NBC News All three women whose bodies were found wrapped in trash bags in a dilapidated northeast Ohio neighborhood have been identified, families and authorities said. The last two victims were identified Tuesday. One of them was 18-year-old Shirellda Helen Terry, the teen’s grandmother told The Associated Press. Officials identified the other victim as Shetisha Sheeley, 28, of Cleveland. Their bodies were found last week along with that of another woman in a dilapidated East Cleveland neighborhood dotted with abandoned houses. Rosetta Terry said authorities notified the family Tuesday that her granddaughter was one of the victims. She said Shirellda was last seen July 10, leaving a Cleveland elementary school where she had a summer job. Rosetta Terry described her granddaughter a caring person who would frequently attend Bible study groups and called and texted her mother. “She was a good girl; she was a hugger,” said Rosetta Terry. “We used to tease her that we were gonna put her on a hug diet.” The county medical examiner’s office did not confirm Shirellda Terry’s identity, saying the family had asked for time to inform relatives. Earlier Tuesday, East Cleveland Mayor Gary Norton identified Sheeley as among the victims. The identification was made through fingerprints and information from the tattoos, which “permitted the comparison” that led to her identification, said Thomas Gilson, Cuyahoga County’s medical examiner. Gilson said his office hoped to release information on how the women died within a few days. Shetisha Sheeley was arrested June 30, 2012, on a charge of firing a weapon from a vehicle but the case was dismissed three months later. Her court-appointed attorney, Michael Nelson, said there were no witnesses who saw her firing the weapon. Nelson told The Associated Press that Sheeley came from a troubled family background and never got help posting her $1,000 bond, keeping her locked up while the case moved through the courts. “She lived on the edge,” said Nelson, who recalled her as unemployed, living in an apartment alone and vulnerable as she struggled to make a life. The first known victim was identified by police on Monday as Angela Deskins, 38, of Cleveland, whose body was found Saturday. Norton said in brief remarks that he realized on hearing her name that he knew her family and went to school with some of her relatives. The Deskins’ family supported Angela and provided a place for her to live, the mayor said. “She always had a place to rest her head, they always assured that she had money to live with,” Norton said. “And just when she trusted herself — she was a very trusting person — entrusted herself to someone who had the worst of intentions, then and only then did this fate befall her.” Michael Madison, 35, is in custody facing preliminary charges of aggravated murder and kidnapping in the slayings. He is a registered sex offender who served four years in prison beginning in 2002 for attempted forced sex and attempted possession of drugs. Madison was moved from the East Cleveland jail Tuesday to Cuyahoga County Jail. East Cleveland police responded to a call about a foul order on Friday and discovered a body in a garage. Within hours they identified Madison as a suspect and went to his mother’s house where he was arrested after a brief standoff. They found the additional bodies Saturday after their questioning of Madison led them to renew their search. Authorities searched again Sunday but called it off without finding additional bodies. They are in a better place now. Hope the bastard rots in jail. R.I.P
Too little, waaaaaayy too late Minority Zimmerman Juror Speaks Out And Says He Got Away With Murder The only minority on the 6-member all female jury who found child murderer George Zimmerman not guilty on all counts despite the fact that he stalked and then fatally gunned down unarmed teenager Trayvon Martin during an altercation is speaking out to tell her side of the story. Not only was she the only minority on the jury, but she was also the sole member who came close to going against the other 5 women and forcing them to declare a hung jury. via ABC News The only minority on the all-female jury that voted to acquit George Zimmerman said today that Zimmerman “got away with murder” for killing Trayvon Martin and feels she owes an apology Martin’s parents. She said the jury was following Florida law and the evidence, she said, did not prove murder. “You can’t put the man in jail even though in our hearts we felt he was guilty,” said the woman who was identified only as Juror B29 during the trial. “But we had to grab our hearts and put it aside and look at the evidence.” The court had sealed the jurors’ identities during the trial and still hasn’t lifted the order, but Juror B29 edged out of the shadows in an exclusive interview with “Good Morning America” anchor Robin Roberts. She allowed her face to be shown, but — concerned for her safety — used only a first name of Maddy. The nursing assistant and mother of eight children was selected as a juror five months after she had moved to Seminole County, Fla., from Chicago. Despite the prosecution’s claim the Zimmerman profiled Martin because he was black, Maddy said the case was never about race to her, although she didn’t want to speak for her fellow jurors. But her feelings about Zimmerman’s actions are clear. “George Zimmerman got away with murder, but you can’t get away from God. And at the end of the day, he’s going to have a lot of questions and answers he has to deal with,” Maddy said. “[But] the law couldn’t prove it.” “Maddy” also revealed during the sit down with Robin Roberts that she was the one who almost caused the a “hung jury” verdict because she didn’t feel Zimmerman should be able to kill someone without getting charged. Check out what else she had to say, including a video clip of the interview, on the flip.
Khloe needs to open up a can of whoop azz. Khloe Kardashian Confronted Lamar’s Mistress What did Khloe expect? Lamar is a professional athlete…these groupies hang around them like flies on isht. Poor Khloe. We don’t think a baby will save this marriage. According to Radar Online Khloe Kardashian is determined to fight for her marriage and nothing proved that point better than a secret confrontation she had with Lamar Odom’s mistress Jennifer Richardson! Richardson recently revealed her year-long romantic relationship with Lamar, 33, in a tell-all interview with Star magazine. She divulged that they discussed having a baby, were in love, hooked up in several cities and even had a threesome with another woman. But as Radar reported exclusively, Khloe, 29, refuses to end her marriage even though she first kicked Lamar into a separate bedroom and then out of the house. Now, a confrontation between Khloe and Jennifer has been revealed – and it was not pretty! Khloe saw Jennifer in the stands of a Los Angeles Clippers NBA game in January, according to reports in In Touch and Life & Style. Khloe “lost it” a source told one of the mags. “Khloe told her, ‘How dare you come here?’ It was like Khloe wanted to take control of her marriage. It freaked Jen out – and Lamar even more.” Richardson was seated just a few rows behind Khloe, who “went nuts” according to Life & Style. She demanded of Jennifer: “Why are you here?” The confrontation took place in the same month that Khloe booted Lamar into a separate bedroom, a source told Radar exclusively. And after that, the NBA player left the house for a hotel, although he is now back home part-time. Richardson, meanwhile, isn’t going away. In fact, she’s been speaking out more and more about her relationship with Lamar, now giving video interviews, discussing their sex life, their emotional bond and even their threesome! Khloe and Lamar have not been seen in public together since June 2, at Kim Kardashian’s baby shower. And while Khloe tweeted a photo of herself with Lamar the other day there was no indication the picture was taken recently. What is most telling is that Khloe and Lamar are leading separate lives – even while Khloe tells pals she is still desperate to have his baby. Her confrontation with Richardson led to more and more fighting earlier this year and Lamar was out of the house again in June. Now, he and Khloe appear to enjoy an uneasy truce, although Lamar’s recent attack on a photog who asked him about Richardson indicates the player is still VERY sensitive about Richardson! We would have done more than yell at the mistress when we saw her. Talking putting hands and feet on her. Do you think this marriage will last?
Khloe needs to open up a can of whoop azz. Khloe Kardashian Confronted Lamar’s Mistress What did Khloe expect? Lamar is a professional athlete…these groupies hang around them like flies on isht. Poor Khloe. We don’t think a baby will save this marriage. According to Radar Online Khloe Kardashian is determined to fight for her marriage and nothing proved that point better than a secret confrontation she had with Lamar Odom’s mistress Jennifer Richardson! Richardson recently revealed her year-long romantic relationship with Lamar, 33, in a tell-all interview with Star magazine. She divulged that they discussed having a baby, were in love, hooked up in several cities and even had a threesome with another woman. But as Radar reported exclusively, Khloe, 29, refuses to end her marriage even though she first kicked Lamar into a separate bedroom and then out of the house. Now, a confrontation between Khloe and Jennifer has been revealed – and it was not pretty! Khloe saw Jennifer in the stands of a Los Angeles Clippers NBA game in January, according to reports in In Touch and Life & Style. Khloe “lost it” a source told one of the mags. “Khloe told her, ‘How dare you come here?’ It was like Khloe wanted to take control of her marriage. It freaked Jen out – and Lamar even more.” Richardson was seated just a few rows behind Khloe, who “went nuts” according to Life & Style. She demanded of Jennifer: “Why are you here?” The confrontation took place in the same month that Khloe booted Lamar into a separate bedroom, a source told Radar exclusively. And after that, the NBA player left the house for a hotel, although he is now back home part-time. Richardson, meanwhile, isn’t going away. In fact, she’s been speaking out more and more about her relationship with Lamar, now giving video interviews, discussing their sex life, their emotional bond and even their threesome! Khloe and Lamar have not been seen in public together since June 2, at Kim Kardashian’s baby shower. And while Khloe tweeted a photo of herself with Lamar the other day there was no indication the picture was taken recently. What is most telling is that Khloe and Lamar are leading separate lives – even while Khloe tells pals she is still desperate to have his baby. Her confrontation with Richardson led to more and more fighting earlier this year and Lamar was out of the house again in June. Now, he and Khloe appear to enjoy an uneasy truce, although Lamar’s recent attack on a photog who asked him about Richardson indicates the player is still VERY sensitive about Richardson! We would have done more than yell at the mistress when we saw her. Talking putting hands and feet on her. Do you think this marriage will last?
Following last week’s hometown visits and elimination of Zak Waddell , it’s time for The Bachelorette season 9 men to tell all before the season’s shocking finale! Do James and Ben have unfinished business? Will Zak get the closure he wants? Will we get any hints as to which gentleman Desiree chose, if she chose one at all? The Bachelorette spoilers are abuzz with rumors of both heartbreak and engagement and we’ve got only two weeks to go before we reach the end (or the beginning) of Desiree Hartsock’s fairy tale. Let’s hear what the men had to say now! Chris Harrison introduces the special and only drops 1 “for the right reasons” and none “fairy tales.” Plus 3. Des and Chris crashed some at-home Bachelorette viewing parties. It’s…kind of weird. Des drops the words “fairy tale” and isn’t at all worried or shocked or scared at how well the women at the girl’s nights know her. Not freaked out at all. She teams up with J.P. and Ashley to crash some parties in New York. And then the Mesnicks show up. Trista’s looking…older. There have been 26 seasons of this franchise. Twenty. Six. That’s some dedication to ratings love. Plus 8 . Before the men get to tell their stories, Desiree sits down with Emily, Ashley, and Ali to get advice on how to handle the bad boys. Should she play it nice, or let them have it? I vote let them have it. The other bachelorettes do, too. Let’s do this. Now please. James and Ben get boos as the guys are introduced. Juan Pablo gets allllllll the cheers. Plus 10 . Chris starts the night by talking to Zak W., who says he had no expectations before signing up and that’s what made falling in love so easy. Plus 3. In order to tease the ladies with that awesome accent, Chris asks Juan Pablo about the camaraderie and drama among the men this season. Can we just hand him a phonebook or a dictionary or something and ask him to start reading? Michael, who cannot ever seem to shut up, chimes in with something about all the men and only one woman and he’s surprised there wasn’t more drama. Since it was his life’s work to expose some of it, that’s just funny. Minus 8 Jonathan, who was eliminated prior to the first rose ceremony for continually asking Desiree to go to the Fantasy Suite with him, looks on the verge of vomiting while watching the playback of his limited time on the show. And then he apologizes to all of America for having to watch that. After being busted as a cheater, Brian opted not to come to the men tell-all. So the guys are opting to talk about him. Plus 9 . Kasey seems like he’s going to cry every time he speaks. Minus 3 . Juan Pablo speaking! I’m not even sure exactly what he says because I’m temporarily deafened by his hotness and who really cares anyway!! If only I could hear with my eyes! Plus 10 The first man in the hot seat? Ben. He’s wearing quite the grin during the playback of his montage and blames his reaction in the limo on the fact that he’d been battered for 8 hours. He says he’s different around girls than he is around guys and Mikey T. calls him out on that. Juan Pablo says he knew Ben would be trouble from the minute Ben said “I’m not here to make friends.” Ben doesn’t think he was ever a different guy on camera than he was off. Every guy calls that a lie. And then a guy I don’t even remember says he had a conversation with Ben’s Baby Mama in Vegas where she said he only wanted custody of Brody after he was done with the show. And then there’s more stuff. Like the fact that he got his baby mama pregnant while he was dating someone else. Yikes! Minus 20 . More cheers for Juan Pablo! Plus 8 . Ben says none of the guys know anything about him as a father and asserts that he’s a very good father. Next up in the hot seat next to Chris Harrison? James. He puts the blame for any and all comments about him becoming the next bachelor on Mikey. And then says that Mikey said stuff about introducing him to other girls. It was all Mikey. Minus 10. He doesn’t understand why the guys waited 6 days to confront him about what they overheard and thinks some of the guys there owe him an apology. But not Kasey. Or Drew. He doesn’t care what they have to say. Minus 12. Mikey finally gets a chance to speak and says that their conversation came about because Brooks kept getting roses and he was so different from the two of them. What did he have that they didn’t? He conveniently doesn’t remember who said what about becoming the next bachelor. Minus 14 . Mikey maintains that in life people have to have back-up plans. That doesn’t sit well with Kasey at all. Kasey doesn’t feel the same about Mikey as he feels about James because Mikey never professed his love for Desiree and James did. Kasey’s really, really still worked up about this and it makes me forget all about his early-season hashtagging of everything. Yay, more Juan Pablo speaking! Juan Pablo likes James but wouldn’t want his daughter or his sister to date James. Plus 10 . No one in the audience wants James to be the next bachelor. But who DO we want to be the next bachelor? Juan Pablo. He didn’t get much screen time but he definitely stole the hearts and minds of everyone who watched. The audience is crying watching him cry while talking about his daughter. Plus 20 . Chris asks him to talk about himself and his first answer is about his daughter. He doesn’t date much because he’s with his daughter on the weekends and that’s when people are free to date. He wants to settle down and have two more kids. Plus 15 . There’s an audience full of women who volunteer as tribute. And now it’s Zak’s turn to talk about his journey. I think he’s been hanging out with Ryan Seacrest’s spray-tanner since his departure. Minus 3 . I really do like him, though. Can he be the next bachelor? He doesn’t know when things changed in his relationship with Des but suspects it was because he often comes off as too bold. He doesn’t meet a lot of women where he lives and with his job, so he’s really bummed this didn’t work out. So are we, Zak! Minus 9. In addition to being bold, he’s also incredibly romantic. In the back of the journal he gave Desiree, he wrote a poem in disappearing ink and he doesn’t even know if she read it. It’s way better than anything Chris wrote. Way. Plus 20. He’s still in love with Desiree and this will be his first time seeing her since she loaded him into a limo. Desiree’s in the hot seat now and she says sending people home was tough. Jonathan apologizes for being a douche on night one and manages to drop a “for the right reasons” into it. Minus 9 for that phrase. Next she gets to confront Ben. He says he’s aggressive in going after a girl and he was no different in going after Des. She changes her tune a bit and says that early on she questioned his sincerity because she couldn’t see emotion in his eyes. That’s not exactly how she played it prior to kicking him to the curb. Minus 17 James is up next and Des says that he manipulated her on the steps before she sent him home. He doesn’t believe he did manipulate her but apologizes to her anyway and wishes her the best. Desiree got hate mail for sending Juan Pablo home. Which makes sense because hello, he’s hot. The hottest one there. Zak’s goodbye was the toughest and Desiree said she was afraid that he wouldn’t lean on her during the less happy times of their relationship together because he was always so positive. She wondered if he was using his smile as a mask. He couldn’t think of what to say when he was eliminated, so he wrote her a song. The audience is crying. But the song is kind of odd. She wishes him peace and happiness. He nods. Plus 10. And now it’s time for bloopers. These should be aired during the actual show because they’re funny and they make the guys seem human. There’s a shocking 2-part finale this season that Chris says has an ending we won’t see coming! It’s the “most emotionally intense” finale ever. We’ll find out next week when the first part airs. EPISODE TOTAL: +21 SEASON TOTAL: +410
Vicki’s looking for answers on The Real Housewives of Orange County . Gretchen, on the other hand, is looking to pop the question! Oh, and Terry sold their house for $16.4 million dollars. No big deal. (Hey, remember when Tamra pretended to be Heather’s realtor??) Let’s catch up with these OC Housewives with our THG +/- recap! Gretchen’s at home with her puppies, finally back in town from Canada and filling Slade in on the drama with Tamra. And apparently Heather sent her some pretty condescending text messages that make Heather seem like a Jealous Julie. Green’s not a great color for you, Heather. Minus 12. Terry takes Heather to a beautiful lot with a view of the harbor. $16,450,000 for their custom home. All because they need a 4th bedroom upstairs. Somehow, they’re going from a 15,000 square foot home to a 17,000 square foot home and that’s going to allow Terry to work less and be home more. Huh. Interesting. Eddie and Tamra are two weeks out from the grand opening of their fitness studio. They’ve finally gotten a moment to get together and have dinner and Tamra asks the waitress if the restaurant they’re at does weddings. Eddie scoffs. Minus 10. She asks him to be honest with her. He shows no interest in planning a wedding and she wants to know what he’s thinking. He says the last thing on his mind is the wedding because the wedding isn’t going to pay the bills. Then he tells her to stop pressuring him. Tamra’s not going to plan a wedding until Eddie gives her a date. He tells her to get a wedding planner and she says they need a date first. And they have a date! Plus 30. On June 22nd Tamra Barney will become Mrs. Judge . (Actually it was June 13th. I guess the chapel wasn’t available on their original date.) Vicki had an allergic reaction to her eyelashes. Minus 8 . She’s going to Napa to distill and test Vicki’s Vodka. Brooks will be there. Minus 10. Briana’s not happy about the fact that he’s leeched on to Vicki’s Vodka. Baby Troy looks exactly like his dad. Exactly. Plus 2. Vicki says she doesn’t need a man to support her but she wants a partner. Briana tells her to keep looking. Vicki says they need to agree to disagree and huffs out to catch her flight. Alexis has invited Gretchen to lunch to chat after their trip to Whistler. Alexis should maybe not attempt these meetings without Lydia and her peace pipe. Gretchen wants to know why Alexis never reached out and Alexis says she reached out on Twitter. Alexis starts to cry. Minus 12. Alexis really wants to make amends and be friends with Gretchen again but Gretchen’s having no part of it. She doesn’t know how they go back to where they were before and she’s not really interested in trying. Poor Alexis thought they’d hug and make up and skip out of the restaurant holding hands after exchanging BFF bracelets. Nope. Minus 8 Slowly but surely, every other woman is isolating herself from Gretchen and it’s kind of weird to see. Maybe it’s the editing but it really doesn’t seem like Gretchen is doing anything overtly worthy of everyone dropping her. Aside from being kind of a ditz, which she’s always been. Doug and Lydia are hosting their Life Group. Life Group is a bunch of people who are going through life together. And share cake and tea. Plus 7 Lydia’s “natural trait” is to be silly. That’s her gift from God. Silliness. Really, Lydia? That’s the best you can do? Vicki and Brooks are with two other business partners and she refers to him in the past tense like he’s not there at all. Then says “I don’t know what we are!” like that’s not an awkward car ride. Minus 8. She keeps saying Brooks isn’t her business partner. Robert is her business partner. Brooks is the idea man. When they sample the bacon vodka, she names her signature drink the “Bloody Piggy” as both a nod and weird reverse insult to Slade. Alexis is on her way to film a pilot for an FBI drama and she says, of her marriage, that right now “the I of he and I is much more…one.” Yeah. I don’t understand her either. She feels comfortable with her acting ability because of the classes she’s been taking. And she knows that Heather and Gretchen haven’t been called for this role. Plus 4. She’s reading for the role of a child psychologist. When she reads the lines “I’m just going to show you a picture” she actually draws a picture to show it to the producers reading with her. Ha. Hahahahhaha. Minus 6. Alexis knows she’s no Julia Roberts, but she hopes that maybe she can play “a day in the life of Jennifer Aniston” because Jennifer’s just so cute! Ha. Hahaha. Hahahhahaha. Minus 8. I can’t tell if the producer is feeding her a line with his “a lot of things are starting to happen right now” or if he legitimately thought she gave a convincing read. Gretchen’s hitting the recording studio to put down the vocals to a track she’s going to use to propose to Slade. She knows she’s not the best singer, and the songwriters have the blank stare going hardcore when she tells them that she and Slade were praying for each other at the same time. But this is coming from her heart. Plus 9 I wish you could see the look on the producers’ faces after she sings. Priceless. Vicki and Brooks head to dinner and she wants to tell him thank you no matter where they, personally, end up. He responds with “you’re only as strong as your weakest link.” Um. Minus 12. She wishes they were still together like they used to be. And in order to tell him that she tells him about the stories Lauri told her. He denies it all saying he’s just a big tipper and has been trying to stay far away from her friends. She believes him. Minus 20. Vicki tells him that Briana has been staying with Ryan so she’d like to have him over to the house when Briana’s away. He’s not hearing it. He believes Vicki’s allowing herself to be pushed around by her “adult grown daughter who is now a mother” and seems to want Vicki to choose him over Briana. Vicki tells him that he’s confused when it comes to the two of them and he says no, he’s not, but she is. He’s not going to sit around and wait on her and Briana is tearing them apart. Finally, he spells it out for her. They’re dating, but they’re not exclusively dating. They’re going to make a lot of money together. He wants the best for her but things have to change for them to be together. So now Vicki can stop asking if they’re dating or not dating. EPISODE TOTAL: -62 SEASON TOTAL: -309
