Remember Hazel Jones (left), the woman with two vaginas we featured in our viral videos post a couple of weeks ago? How could you forget, right? Well, what has become the skinevitable aftermat h of any sex-related news story these days, Vivid Entertainment president Steve Hirsch has publicly offered Hazel a cool million to give us all a sex-ed lesson we’d never, ever forget: “You are obviously an extraordinary woman and I would like to make you an offer to star in an upcoming Vivid production. We would pay you up to $1 million for your services, ” Hirsch says in a letter that was leaked to TMZ this morning. He goes on to say Hazel can choose any stud from the Vivid stable as her XXX partner and ” We would fly you out to L.A. as soon as you are available and provide you with first class accommodations .” [We certainly hope they’d pay for the flight-SC] The craziest part of this story? According to the UK’s Sun tabloid, Hazel says that she and her husband have already taken their show on the road , displaying Hazel’s, uhm, condition in several sex clubs. So while Hazel hasn’t responded to Hirsch’s offer yet, this might actually happen , people! Keep abreast of the hottest viral videos right here at the Mr. Skin blog!
Two words: Trifling beyotch. A mother offered up herself and her daughter this week for sex to pay off a debt at a Southgate pawnshop, the owner of the shop said Wednesday. Al Hassan, a co-owner of DaSilva’s Pawn and Exchange on Eureka, said the mother, believed to be in her mid-30s, came into the shop Monday night and offered him sex with her and her daughter, who he estimated to be 9-11 years old, if he agreed not to sell a laptop she pawned a few weeks ago for $120. A $25 payment was due to keep the laptop from being sold, Hassan said. Hassan said he quickly notified police and reported the incident to Children’s Protective Services. Southgate police confirmed they are looking into the allegations. “It’s still under investigation,” Lt. Kasper Ohannasian said. David Akerly, spokesman for the state Department of Human Services, said confidentiality laws prevent the state from commenting on individual cases, and he couldn’t confirm that the state is investigating. Local TV station WDIV said it interviewed the mother at her home in Monroe, Mich., and she said the offer was meant as a joke. “I wasn’t serious,” the mother said. “I don’t want to be considered a bad mother just because I needed some money for gas and groceries.” Hassan said he believes the woman may have a drug habit that drove her to desperation. “I felt disgusted,” Hassan said of his reaction to her offer. “I was sick.” Yeah right, this heffa knows good and damn well she wasn’t joking. What a disgusting excuse for a mother. No words. Source More On Bossip! Get Your Life Together: 10 Classic Junk Food Snacks That Will Turn You Into A Paula Deen Chubby-Lumpkins Visitation Hours: Famous Dads That Are Always With Their Kids Even Though It Didn’t Work Out With Mommy X-Rated Bangers: The Hottest Black Adult Movie Stars In The Biz…Would You Wife Any Of Them? Part 3! Beautifully Coupled Up: Look At This Atlanta Falcons Player And His Boo’s Engagement Pics
Now that’s a bad bad beyotch… More props are in order for the ever so banging Zoe Saldana : Zoe Saldana rushed to the aid of a women injured in a car accident yesterday. As the “Avatar” star was driving through Los Angeles, she witnessed a traffic accident involving an older woman, reports the Daily Mail. Saldana rushed out of her car to help the woman, whose face has been bloodied in the impact. Saldana helped the woman out of her car and seated her on the curb, with the help of another bystander. Saldana then whipped out her cell phone and called 911. She stayed with the woman until an ambulance arrived. Not to take anything away from Zoe — what she did was really nice — but it’s sad that acting like a decent human being is what we now consider heroism from celebrities. All the same, good job Zoe. All that action hero training has paid off. Source More On Bossip! Get Your Life Together: 10 Classic Junk Food Snacks That Will Turn You Into A Paula Deen Chubby-Lumpkins Visitation Hours: Famous Dads That Are Always With Their Kids Even Though It Didn’t Work Out With Mommy X-Rated Bangers: The Hottest Black Adult Movie Stars In The Biz…Would You Wife Any Of Them? Part 3! Beautifully Coupled Up: Look At This Atlanta Falcons Player And His Boo’s Engagement Pics
Season 11 contestant is a mashup of every male winner in show’s history. By Jim Cantiello Phillip Phillips on American Idol’s season premiere Photo: FOX Last night’s 14-hour “American Idol” premiere presented the usual suspects of hopefuls. To paraphrase judge (and hideous eyewear collector) Randy Jackson at the end of the Savannah, Georgia, trip, “We came, we saw, we mocked immigrants’ accents, we patronized and lusted after hot girls, we competently read off of producers’ notes, we conquered.” Then, just as the expected parade of planted craycrays and daughters of sports athletes wrapped up, “Idol” introduced its eventual season 11 winner, Phillip Phillips. First let’s talk his name. It’s so ridiculous, it’s awesome. You’ll never forget it. Not to get all numerologist on you, but for season 11, a digit comprised of “one” repeated twice, a name like Phillip Phillips is destined to end up on top. At least he is in a pretentious overwritten novel. But Phillip Phillips’ unavoidable victory truly comes into focus once you realize that he’s a tried-and-true mashup of every male winner in the show’s 10-year history. Musically, Phillip 2 is a Dave Matthews worshipper (hi, season nine’s Lee DeWyze!) with the Joe Cocker mannerisms of season five’s Taylor Hicks. His first audition song was a Stevie Wonder classic. (Sophomore class president Ruben Studdard made his first impression with a Stevie song, too.) And just when you thought fellow contestant Colton Dixon had the David Cook fans in his corner by singing the season seven winner’s “Permanent” (and sharing a passion for haircuts tragique), Phillips rocked a “Thriller” of an encore: a white-dude twist on a Michael Jackson fave
They’re back. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills have returned to the mainland at last. Can Kim and Kyle keep it together long enough to get through one party? Let’s find out, and break down the tears, in THG’s patented +/- recap! It’s the grand opening party of Lisa’s new lounge at Sur and all of the Housewives are invited. But the real fun comes from the unexpected guests … Lisa’s scrambling with the finishing touches but Sur looks lovely so Plus 8 for a job well done. But as Ken tries to give her a congratulatory hug, she’s too busy to enjoy it and brushes it off. She jokes that Ken can get his cuddle next year. These two are so funny they earn an additional Plus 5 . Everyone starts to arrive and Lisa and Brandi immediately poke fun at one another. Lisa’s just happy Brandi’s wearing more than a string bikini. Brandi goes to flirt with Ken who says he’s much too short for Brandi, especially in her heels. Lisa reminds him he’s also much too married. These three are great when they let their hair down. Plus 10 . Brandi quickly realizes that a waitress at the event was her ex-husband, Eddie’s mistress (no, not LeAnn Rimes ). Well, that’s awkward. Brandi tries to play it off but who wants to be around the woman their husband was screwing around with. Lisa does the right thing and gives the waitress the night off. Plus 7 for quickly diffusing what could have been a bad situation. Lisa’s challenges get more interesting when Cedric shows up. What rock did he crawl out from under and how did he get in? He’s fawning all over Lisa who tells him it’s a private party and he needs to leave. The guy has some nerve but eventually he takes the hint. Kim and Ken take a limo to the party and Kim is flying high in the back seat. She’s picking through the trash and taking off her bra. Ken doesn’t seem to mind. Maybe he likes her better wasted. Minus 12. Kim blames her loopiness on having anxiety and being a Virgo. I don’t think her astrological chart has anything to do with this behavior. She arrives at the party and shows people her personal pink vibrator! Now there’s an ice breaker. I’m not even sure how to give points for that one. Kim whispers to Adrienne that she’s leaving Ken and Adrienne runs to get Kyle. The two sisters find a private table and the tear fest begins. Do these two ever have a conversation that doesn’t end up with one of them crying. Minus 8 . Kim not only laments her disastrous relationship (the one she was praising just a week before) but mentions that she’s three months late! Plus 20 to Kyle who asks if it could be menopause. Honey, you took the words right out of my mouth.
This can’t be real life … A woman is in the hospital after witnesses say she was assaulted at a Chuck E. Cheese’s restaurant in Dearborn over the weekend. Family members tell FOX 2 the woman was celebrating her grandson’s seventh birthday Sunday afternoon when she asked patrons at a nearby table to clean up their language. “She said, ‘please don’t use that language with children,’” said the victim’s daughter. “They told her to ‘shut the f— up and turn around.’” That’s when the daughter says a man jumped over tables and started swinging at people. “He punched her in the face and dragged her by her hair,” she added. The 50-year-old victim was taken to nearby Oakwood Hospital where family members say she underwent a CAT scan and was treated for lacerations to her face and mouth. FOX 2 has learned the family was refunded their money by restaurant management. The incident is the third time in recent months FOX 2 has reported violent encounters at different Chuck E. Cheese’s in the metro Detroit area. Dammit, Detroit! Source More On Bossip! Get Your Life Together: Friends Think “Little Miss Slizzard Slutshine” Rih Rih Needs Rehab Break Up To Make Up? Broken Up Couples That Still Have Strong Feelings For Each Other…Will They Reunite Soon?! Clap Back! The 15 Cities With The Worst Herpes Rates In The Country…EWWWW!!! Happy Birthday Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.: A Gallery Of Poignant And Precious Moments Of His Life
Some of the hottest pussy goes through the grocery store…my theory is that it is because we all have to eat…even the anorexics….cuz otherwise we’d die…making the grocery store the second best place to loiter besides the liquor store when they are handing out samples… Either way, it’s a great place for hot moms, single girls on their way home from the gym buying bananas for what I can only assume is the nights nutritious entertainment when done entertaining….but more importantly it’s a great place for teenage girls and sex offenders…or in Selena Gomez’s case…Teenage girls who are sex offenders… Here’s her young slutty booty…with her woman…
A 15-year-old was sentenced to 85 years in prison for killing and sexually assaulting his teacher at a Maryland youth facility, MyFoxDC reported. Brian Wonsom pleaded guilty on Friday to killing his teacher Hannah Wheeling with a cinder block when he was 13. “It’s a tremendous tragedy,” Prince George’s County State’s Attorney Angela Alsobrooks said. “And there’s no answer for why a 13-year-old boy is capable, would be capable, of killing and raping in the manner that he did, but we are now satisfied that we have removed the threat from our community. It is sad on so many levels.” Court records show that Wonsom also pleaded guilty to a second violent attack that originally was not made public. Wonsom was being held at Cheltenham Youth Facility, which serves youth awaiting trial or court disposition, after his mother found stolen items in his possession. Wheeling’s bloody body was found outside a cottage on February 18, 2010. Additional evidence, including a bloody sweatshirt with matching DNA to the victim, was found by state police investigators under a stairwell. The name inside the sweatshirt read “Brian Wonsom, ” the report said. DNA matching Wonsom was found on a lanyard that was used in the attack. Prosecutors believe Wonsom is a sociopath who would need decades of intensive therapy before anyone would think it was prudent to allow him to walk the streets again, the report said. In court Friday, prosecutors showed evidence of the teen trying to kill another woman before attacking his teacher at the facility in 2010. The boy is also a prime suspect in an attempted murder case. Prosecutors say the 13-year-old entered a woman’s apartment through an unlocked sliding glass door and stabbed her several times before she screamed and he ran off. Investigators connected Wonsom to the crime through fingerprints found on a knife, MyFoxDC reported. Prosecutors say doctors who examined the teen found him to be sane, but wicked. “Oh yeah, completely without being mentally ill,” Prosecutor Wes Adams said. “He exhibited no remorse, childhood onset anti-social personality disorder. That’s not criminally insane, that’s dangerous.” Why he chose to attack Wheeling is still unclear. Since there is parole in Maryland, Wonsom will be eligible to apply in his mid-to-late 50s. Turn the page to see the disturbing video.
This guy makes Tiger Woods look like a lightweight!!! DSK is in trouble again — this time for hooking up with hookers. Shamed former IMF chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn never knew he was having sex with prostitutes at “group lovin’ sessions” – because ‘all of the women were “disrobed” at the time’, his lawyer claimed today. The extraordinary excuse came as new mobile phone records showed the disgraced economist slept with 10 different hookers all charging more than £1,200 a time. As the latest sleazy revelations emerged, Strauss-Kahn’s lawyer Henri Leclerc said: ‘There is no way he could have known these women were prostitutes. At these parties, people were not dressed, and I defy you to tell the difference between an “undressed” prostitute and any other “undressed” woman.’ Strauss-Kahn, 62, has already confessed to taking part in swingers parties and having a ‘liberated but legal’ sex life. He has admitted he needs treatment for sex addiction. But he also insisted he never knew girls were being paid to have sex with him and said he had ‘a horror of prostitutes and pimps’. He has branded claims he slept with vice girls as a ‘malicious insinuation’ and vowed to clear his name. Strauss-Kahn has been engulfed in a tide of sex scandals since he was arrested for trying to rape a New York hotel chambermaid in May. The charges were dropped but the outrage at the accusations forced him to resign as the IMF director and abandon his hopes of becoming the next French president. He returned to France only to face similar accusations of sexually abusing a young French writer, which were also dropped. Strauss-Kahn then confessed to taking part in sex parties after he was named in connection with an underage prostitution racket in Lille, northern France. But it has never been suggested he slept with girls below the age of 18 – the legal age to work as a prostitute in France. He then suffered nationwide humiliation when a succession of hookers came forward alleging they had had sex with Strauss-Kahn. One hooker said Strauss-Kahn liked ‘rough sex’ while another told how he even invited her to his office at the headquarters of the International Monetary Fund in Washington DC. Now France’s Le Point magazine has seen records from a mobile phone lent to Strauss-Kahn by Lille businessman Fabrice Paszkowski showing he was in contact with ten different call girls. One 29-year-old prostitute named Jade told police how Strauss-Kahn was ‘treated like the Messiah’ at orgies that were ‘packed with well-known people’. Another 30-year-old prostitute named Florence said she took part in 11 orgies over six years with the world’s former top banker. She added: ‘At these evenings, DSK had sex with every girl in the room.’ ‘I’m not saying he raped me, but I got the feeling that he liked rough sex.’ Police are set to interview Strauss-Kahn in the coming weeks over his links to the prostitution racket. Le Point magazine said: ‘DSK will be summoned to Lille and most likely placed in custody to be confronted with the allegations against him.’ Strauss-Kahn has meanwhile made a discreet return to public life by giving a speech on the global economy at a conference in China. His wife Anne Sinclair was named France’s Woman of the Year for 2011 for her ‘tenacity and unwavering support’ for her husband in the face of adversity. SMH @ this guy! He’s like a modern day Marquis De Sade… They might make a movie about him, with Gerard Depardieu playing his role. Would you watch it? Might be hard not to get a NR rating for that one. Source More On Bossip! Setting The Record Straight…Again: The Craziest Rumors That Have Come Out Since Blue Ivy’s Birth EXCLUSIVE: Is This The Sidepiece That Almost Made Evelyn Walk Away From Her New Hustle Ochocinco??? Who’s Real? The Most Hated Reality Show Stars Of All Time Don’t Mess With My Man! Famous Women That Will Fight For And Stick Up For Their Boo Thangs
‘The Artist,’ George Clooney and Martin Scorsese among the other big winners at the show. By Ryan J. Downey Octavia Spencer and the cast of ‘The Help’ at the 2012 Critics’ Choice Movie Awards Photo: Kevin Winter/ Getty Images Donald Glover wagged his tongue at Charlize Theron , George Clooney talked Naugahyde leisure suits, Patton Oswalt drank scotch, and a pair of Muppets chimed in via satellite as “The Help” and “The Artist” cleaned up at the 2012 Critics’ Choice Movie Awards . Funnymen hosts Rob Huebel and Paul Scheer jokingly called it “the ninth most exciting night in Hollywood,” but while it may not be as prestigious as the Academy Awards, the Critics’ Choice Awards are traditionally the strongest indicator of who will get Oscars. All four winners from the major acting categories last year — Colin Firth, Natalie Portman, Christian Bale and Melissa Leo — later won Oscars. “The Artist” won Best Picture and earned Best Director for Michel Hazanavicius, who noted, “There are so many beautiful people here, I have to force myself not to ask [for] autographs.” And he wasn’t kidding. The beautiful people on-hand included Clooney, Theron, Brad Pitt, Meryl Streep, Leonardo DiCaprio, Kirsten Dunst, Michelle Williams and countless more stars from the screen and behind-the-scenes. Broadcast live on VH1 from the Hollywood Palladium, the Critics’ Choice Awards included three wins for “The Help”: Best Actress (Viola Davis), Best Supporting Actress (Octavia Spencer) and Best Acting Ensemble. Clooney won Best Actor for his role in “The Descendants.” The awards are voted on by the Broadcast Film Critics Association, made up of more than 250 television, radio and Web critics. Leonardo DiCaprio and Olivia Harrison, widow of late Beatles guitarist George Harrison, presented the Music + Film Award to DiCaprio’s longtime collaborator, filmmaker Martin Scorsese. Bob Dylan, whom Scorsese called “the great one,” performed. Fitz and the Tantrums were present throughout the night, playing as the house band in and out of commercial breaks. Sean Penn accepted the Joel Siegel Award live via satellite from Haiti, where he’s been continuously busy with the type of humanitarian work for which he was being honored. The show kicked off with a sketch featuring Huebel and Scheer as “inanimate object actors,” as folks like Jon Favreau, Michael Bay and Ray Liotta satirically praised their green-screen work as lamps, guns and spare tires in movies like “Transformers” and “Horrible Bosses.” The bit included a cameo from Martin Starr, who astute observers/ comedy fans love from “Party Down” and “Freaks and Geeks.” The hosting pair emerged onstage looking like the “Men in Black” with matching suits and launched into a monologue and faux Q&A that took lighthearted shots at the show itself (“there are no technical awards, because they are boring”), Vin Diesel and Adam Sandler. “Since this show started,” Scheer said, “seven more movies with Ryan Gosling have been released.” Dunst and Owen Wilson offered a toast to film critics (“Your words influence millions of movie lovers everywhere,” Dunst said) before presenting the first televised award of the night. Octavia Spencer was visibly moved as she accepted Best Supporting Actress. “Well, I’m not prepared. I wasn’t a Girl Scout,” she said. “Oh my God, this is kind of crazy. Whoo!” Wilson and Dunst returned (“Do you think the critics bought our toast a minute ago?” Wilson said dryly) to hand Best Supporting Actor to Christopher Plummer for his role as a gay man who comes out late in life in “Beginners.” “I’m completely turned on,” the 82-year-old screen legend said. “I feel terribly young tonight suddenly, and at my age, I need all the help I can get in that department. Thank you!” Next came a word from the “BFCA presidents” — Statler and Waldorf from “The Muppets”! The curmudgeonly duo from the Muppet Theater balcony said the show thus far “has more of a plot than ‘Tree of Life’ ” and “three times the laughs of ‘Contagion’ and ‘The Descendants’ put together!” During her first acceptance speech, Spencer had said, “I guess the operative word here is ‘Best Supporting,’ because I was truly supported by the most amazing cast and crew.” And not long after, she was elected by her castmates to speak as they accepted the Best Acting Ensemble Award together, which was presented by “Bridesmaids” costar Maya Rudolph and newcomer Elizabeth Olsen. Director Gore Verbsinski accepted the Best Animated Feature award for “Rango.” “Having never made an animated movie before — it is so incredibly difficult,” he acknowledged. “My respect and admiration for my fellow nominees this evening is tremendous.” Patton Oswalt, whose role in “Young Adult” had put him up against Plummer in the Best Supporting Actor category, swigged from a small bottle of scotch when he took the stage to introduce Best Comedy. He implored the audience not to feel sorry for him, however. “There are plenty of nuanced roles for schlubby actors out there. And the ones that [Paul] Giamatti and Philip Seymour Hoffman don’t take are all mine!” Producer Judd Apatow dropped two F-bombs as he spoke on behalf of the team behind Best Comedy “Bridesmaids.” “Jerry Lewis once said that he didn’t think women were funny,” he pointed out. “So I would just like to say, with all respect: F— him!” The next section of the show saw Best Foreign Film awarded to the Iranian movie “A Separation” and a sketch parodying Stephen Spielberg’s “War Horse,” complete with an “interview” with the horse from the movie and a scene featuring Michael Cera. Later in the night, the hosts saluted “fictional characters we lost in movies,” including (spoiler alert!) “this girl” and “some ninjas” in movies like “13 Assassins,” “Shark Night,” “Fast Five” and “Scream 4” as a montage that played to the sounds of Boyz II Men’s “Say Goodbye to Yesterday.” Paul Rudd presented the award for Best Young Actor/Actress to Thomas Horn from “Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close.” “Thank you film critics,” the former “Jeopardy Kids” champion gushed, “This is amazing!” Former child actor DiCaprio gave a long introduction to his friend and collaborator Scorsese before a series of clips from the filmmaker’s classic movies played. DiCaprio was joined by Harrison, and then Marty took the stage himself, shouting out the Hot Club of France, whom he listened to growing up in New York City in the ’40s. NBC sitcom stars Donald Glover (“Community”) and Mindy Kaling (“The Office”) gave out both of the screenplay awards. Kaling professed her adoration of versatile actor Michael Fassbender (“This is why I came here tonight, to meet him”) and Glover acted out what making out with Charlize Theron might look like. Best Adapted Screenplay went to “Moneyball.” Best Original Screenplay went to Woody Allen’s “Midnight in Paris.” “We accept this award on his behalf,” Kaling said of the absent Allen. “That’s awesome!” Muppet revivalist Jason Segel called all the guys in the Best Director category “my future directors” and told all of them, “I was really honored to learn that I’ll be making films with all of you this year” before he handed out the award to Hazanavicius for “The Artist.” “It feels like ‘The Help’ table is having more fun than us. Here’s a fun transition,” began Clooney, as he began to talk about continuing earthquake relief efforts in Haiti. “Very few have committed themselves as completely to the people of Haiti as Sean Penn. And he didn’t just dip his toe into the humanitarian pool, he dove in. … Sean isn’t here tonight because he’s in Haiti, but we have him live by satellite.” Penn thanked “the example” of Joel Siegel and of Clooney. “I was reminded that great filmmaking is truly a humanitarian act,” said Penn, referencing the earlier Scorsese montage. “The people of Haiti embrace the work that the committed among you do.” Penn’s ex-wife Robin Wright called 2011 “definitely the year of the woman” as she introduced the Best Actress category. “Everything beautiful and complicated about us was onscreen this year,” she said. Davis said she was “absolutely so humbled” by her win. Clooney hugged one of his competitors, buddy Brad Pitt, on the way up to accept his award from Dustin Hoffman, before sharing a story with the crowd about the time his father reminded him of his grandfather’s work as a sharecropper, which included a mention of the Naugahyde leisure suit his mother made for him in the sixth grade. “If you’re not proud of what you’re doing, then do it better,” Clooney said his father told him. “I have to say that I am very proud to be in this film.” After “The Artist” won best picture, Heubel and Scheer said their goodbyes. With a wide grin, Scheer advised: “Now let’s all get on Twitter and see who’s ripping us apart!” Stick with MTV News all night for the 2012 Critics’ Choice Awards winners , and don’t miss all the fashion from the red carpet ! Related Videos 2012 Critics’ Choice Awards Rep Carpet Highlights Related Photos Backstage At The 2012 Critics’ Choice Movie Awards
