In life we’re expected to live and learn. You can’t grow if you don’t make mistakes. While mistakes are needed for us to learn about life and even about ourselves, there are things we should and should not do to ensure we don’t have a life full of regrets. Yeah, yeah, yeah the saying goes ‘No regrets. Just lessons learned’ but that saying can’t be applied to everything in our lives. And the truth is how many people do you know who consider everything in their lives phenomenal lessons and have never uttered the words “I wish I wouldn’t have…”? Don’t worry I’ll wait. Some hasty decisions made in the spur of the moment can make for some story-telling, regretful decisions later down the line. Yet at the time ‘down the line’ is the last thing on our minds. If only we would have known then, what we know now, the story may have played out differently. Check out 6 things that you will probably regret later at MadameNoire.com
This heifer… You would think after all those months in jail and the loss of her daughter, and arguably being given a second chance at life that she shouldn’t have gotten, Casey Anthony would be doing her best to live right, right? Nope. Casey Anthony showed up to her monthly probation meeting yesterday evening and is living a typical American life: She has no money, no job, and she’s been drinking, according to the Florida Department of Corrections. As we’ve mentioned before, Anthony’s terms of probation allow her to drink alcohol, but she’s not allowed to “consume alcoholic beverages to the extent that your normal faculties are impaired.” According to the DOC, Anthony “says she did not drink to excess” and didn’t do any illegal drugs either. Although Anthony’s terms of probation stipulate that she must “work diligently at a lawful occupation,” she’s not, even though she’s been offered $500,000 to work for Larry Flynt. The DOC says she’s not attending vocational or educational classes either, so exactly WTF she’s doing is anyone’s guess. “Currently, no violations have been noted,” the DOC says. “Her probation officer continues to supervise her based on the conditions set forth by the court.” And her money problems are probably about to get worse: Casey is currently being sued by the woman who’s life has been destroyed by Casey’s lying. Disguised in sunglasses and a baseball cap, Casey Anthony was deposed Saturday for a civil lawsuit that accuses her of ruining another woman’s reputation. Attorneys for Zenaida Gonzalez used videoconferencing to question Anthony, who was at an undisclosed location in Florida. John Morgan, who is representing Gonzalez, said he asked Anthony about the disappearance of her 2-year-old daughter, Caylee. Anthony told detectives in 2008 that Caylee had been kidnapped by a nanny named Zenaida Gonzalez. Detectives said no such baby sitter existed. Morgan’s client, who has the same name as the fictional baby sitter, has sued Anthony, claiming her reputation was ruined. Anthony answered few questions and her attorney, Charles Greene, repeatedly invoked the Fifth Amendment, Morgan said. The Fifth Amendment of the U.S. Constitution protects witnesses from being forced to incriminate themselves. “I think there were times where some of the questions irritated her,” Morgan said, pointing to questions about her mother and father, and her brother’s testimony. Morgan said Anthony tried to disguise herself by wearing a Philadelphia Phillies baseball cap and long, thick black hair that appeared to be from a wig. She also wore a large pair of Dolce and Gabbana sunglasses, Morgan said. He described her as “not happy to be there.” She couldn’t even make up a fake name that wasn’t going to f*** her life up? Get it together, Casey. Source 1 Source 2
Andrej Pejic is an androgynous model who makes a living off of being able to look good as either a man or a woman. In an interview earlier this year, he said: ‘Sometimes I feel like more of a woman, other times I feel male. ‘I’m sure most people think of me as a woman. It doesn’t bother me anymore and I feel fine about it… I don’t consider my looks unusual.’ He recently added: ‘I don’t want to be a girl, but I like to dress as a girl.’ You likey?? Source
I’m all about pampering yourself from time to time, and a manicure is something every woman should experience during extremely stressful times. Granted, you don’t have to throw on fake nails every time you go. The nail gurus can “fancify” your own naturally grown tips just as good as they would some Fritos-shaped artificial joints. But in my years of getting manicures, I’ve seen way to many chicks go above and beyond what is tasteful. I’ve seen 3D art to the extreme on nails, beads, bows–everything you would put on your hair, but on your fingers. Self-expression is cool, but serious question: How you do you write with those things!? Because I love scanning Google Images for all types of hood fabness, this list goes out to the woman whose nails are an epic art project. You’re dead wrong, girl, but we love you anyway. Check ‘em out at MadameNoire.com
So TMZ is reporting that 2Pac has a sex tape, I haven’t been emailed any clips, cuz I am irrelevant, but apparently he’s getting sucked off as he dances and chats with a friend… this is what they wrote: The tape, shot in 1991, begins with a bunch of groupies in a living room during a house party. Tupac walks into the room with his pants down to his ankles, his shirt off … sporting several chains. Tupac — whose head is shaved — pulls one of the women toward him, and she begins performing oral sex. As she does her thing, an unreleased song of Tupac’s is playing in the background, as Tupac is singing along and dancing, wiggling his hips. And it gets even better. As the woman services Tupac, who is holding a cocktail in one hand and a blunt in another, Money B from Digital Underground walks over to him. Tupac puts his cocktail arm around Money B, continues singing and dancing … and the woman never stops. I did see some recent break in his murder…..because on Thursday October 6, 2011….The LAWeekly is going to report a story about who killed Tupac…. I know this because I both travel in time, but also read the article ABOUT TUPAC’S MURDER HERE …. Basically, for those too lazy to read, a cop wrote the book based on the actual evidence from the death of Tupac, Biggie and the attmpted murder on Suge Knight, and they are saying Puff Daddy Sean Combs P. Diddy is behind it…..and knowing that Puff Dadd is a weasel who would probably kill to become a billionaire, and who I assumed everyone knew did kill to become a billionaire, and who has become a billionaire since their deaths…..it just makes sense…. So as I wait for this Blowjob video to hit….cuz post life sex tapes are always good times, I’ll aso be waiting for Diddy to get life in prison, like he fucking deserves, but that his endless money will never let happen, cuz rich people don’t go to jail, that’s for poor people with no genius lawyers…
Tupac Shakur. He was killed 15 years ago , but we’re still talking about him. That’s a sign that you’ve left your mark on pop culture, although we never expected we’d be discussing a new sex tape of the late rapper that surfaced. In the five-minute video, Tupac is receiving oral sex from some girl … while rapping and dancing with groupies in a living room during a house party. Here’s the rundown on the Tupac sex tape courtesy of TMZ … This sex tape story is ridiculous, and yet unsurprising . Tupac walks into a room, pants down to his ankles, shirtless, head shaved, wearing some big ass chains. He pulls one of the women toward him. She begins performing oral sex. As she does her thing, an unreleased song of Tupac’s is playing. He sings along and he dances, wiggling his hips. As the woman services Tupac, who’s holding a cocktail in one hand and a blunt in another, Money B from Digital Underground walks over to him. Tupac puts his cocktail arm around his boy Money B, continues singing and dancing … and the woman never stops doing her thing down there. As the tape ends it appears “he’s ready to begin sexual intercourse” (use your imagination there) with the lucky lady. But we do not get to see that. It’s unclear if there’s another 2Pac sex tape continuing the action. The person in possession of this tape is trying to release it. We obviously remember him as a great talent, but who knew ‘Pac was a multi-tasker.
Alright I’m done for the day, I need to get a head start on my adult beverage intake, but before I go I thought that the best course of action was to post some pictures of hottie Rosie Jones doing her thing. Obviously her thing involves hanging out in various tight fitting bikinis and making me feel uncomfortable in my sweatpants. Not that I care, I’m home alone and judging from the woman’s face on the balcony across the way she doesn’t seem to mind. Anyhow, those sweater mounds are spectacular and deserver some attention. Enjoy.
TGIF? Not for Teresa Giudice. A witness tells Radar Online that this Real Housewife’s husband may be cheating on her because he had an allegedly cozy meal with another woman at a T.G.I. Friday’s on Tuesday night in Clifton, New Jersey. Joe and this rumored mistress were “in a booth,” the onlooker claims and “were drinking martinis and when the woman finished hers she took a sip out of Joe’s glass, too. They looked like they were having a good time together and laughing with each other.” This isn’t the first time Joe has been accused of possessing a wandering eye and/or other body parts. A report last year said the guy likes strippers . The other woman appeared to be in her late 20s or early 30s, the witness says, adding that things got REALLY steamy later in the night: After a waiter brought the pair wet naps, the lady opened hers and “wiped Joe’s hands off with hers. It was really intimate to see her touching his hands like that.” We can imagine! It’s getting hot in here just thinking about this. Sorry, Teresa, but it’s time to hire a divorce lawyer. [Photo: Johnny Louis/WENN.com]
Imagine you’re sitting on a crowded cross-country flight. Sitting next to you is The L Word star and real-life rug muncher Leisha Hailey . As the passengers continue to board, Lesiha leans over to the woman sitting next to her and plants a gentle kiss on her lips. The two begin making out, oblivious to the hustle and bustle of the plane around them. As the kissing grows more passionate, Lesiha reaches out and begins to slide her hand underneath her travel companion’s shirt… Sound like a wet dream come true? Not for Southwest Airlines . Hailey is now organizing a boycott of the airline after being escorted from a Southwest flight from Baltimore to St. Louis on Monday. Hailey and her girlfriend were kissing during the flight, and according to the airline passengers complained because the couple’s PDA was “excessive” and making them uncomfortable. At Mr. Skin, we just call that flying the friendly skies! Members can see more from The L Word ‘s Leisha Hailey right here at MrSkin.com!
I have this theory that Irina Shayk pretty much did the equivalent of selling her soul to the devil for fame, only instead of selling her soul to the devil, she sould her vagina’s exclusivity to some Soccer player, who in no way is straight, but who can’t let Europeans know he’s not, cuz despite being emotional, feminine and shit, they hate fags, especially Italians…not that it matters, because her pretending to be his woman, has got her the cover of SI Swimsuit, cuz he is just that powerful an athlete, and if all she has to do is go to a few football games, it’s probably worth it…and what it comes down to is that it’s far better than her communist youth…..now try to look up her skirt.
