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Presenting the Absolute Dorkiest Kid to Ever Appear Anywhere.

And what a wonderful advertisement, too. Where can I get my phallic-looking sky-sicle

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Presenting the Absolute Dorkiest Kid to Ever Appear Anywhere.

The Clocktower Lovers

Two Australian student lovers were caught bangin' in a Sydney clock tower. They managed this sexxxy feat at 3:30pm in the afternoon, in front of a crowd! But still, not a single newspaper in the world can identify who they are (yet). Was it you?! Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Rachel Uchitel: Tiger Woods’ Mistress?

SPORTS BUZZ : Rachel Uchitel is the New York party girl who has been linked to a potential Tiger Woods affair.

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Tiffany Trump and her Rich Pussy of the Day

I think it is safe to say that Donald Trump has ruined his daughter TIffany’s life. Sure, his testicles are the reason she’s alive in the first place, but that semen is also tainted with bad genes that made her look less fuckable than her much older mother. I guess she’s only 16, so she shouldn’t look as fuckable as her mother because that would be illegal, but it is safe to say that in the next 2 years, she will remain less fuckable than her mother and we only have Donald Trump to blame for that.

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Tiffany Trump and her Rich Pussy of the Day

Amber Rose is a Man in a Dress of the Day

These pictures reaffirm the reason why Kanye was all up on this bitch. It’s cuz she looks more like a man than he does and he fucking loves dudes he just doesn’t love how un-hip-hop it is to stick your dick in another dude’s ass, so instead of following his heart publicly and embracing who he really is and what he really wants in his life, he just shaves a manly lookin’ bitch down so that when he’s fucking her up the ass, cuz pussy is gross to him, he can pretend it’s his old buddy he used to play ball with and who he has been fantasizing about since he accidentally saw his dick when they were peeing next to each other…..it is just one of those dude with mommy issues situation, you know the kind of guy who can never love another woman cuz his mom is so special to them and no girl can compare, forcing him to go to cock for the male attention he never got in his broken home and the whole thing is heavily complicated, even more complicated than that Avril Lavigne song and that shit is called “complicated” so figure that out for yourself… Pics via INF

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Amber Rose is a Man in a Dress of the Day

Jennifer Ellison’s Boobs Have Their Own Boobs!

I know “society” tells me that I’m supposed to say that a pregnant woman is a beautiful natural thing and all that garbage, but I would be lying. Unless the woman is having my baby… It’s just gross

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Jennifer Ellison’s Boobs Have Their Own Boobs!

Katharine McPhee Ruins A See Through Moment

I think I’m beginning to see why Katharine McPhee’s career is wasting away, it has nothing to do with her talent, it has to do with poor decisions like getting a “Mommy” haircut and deciding to wear a bra this morning. She’s an attractive bird, she should be out there braless partying with a celebrity blogger, not locked up in her evil brassiere and piano teacher turtleneck

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Katharine McPhee Ruins A See Through Moment

Scoring Sunday’s Nuptials: Gawker Weddings Get All Gangsta

Awww yeeeah. Did you know people are rapping at weddings? You KNOW what this means.

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Scoring Sunday’s Nuptials: Gawker Weddings Get All Gangsta

Sarah Palin Is Using Her Newsweek Cover to Trick You Into Taking Her Seriously

The main problem with Sarah Palin ‘s beef against Newsweek is this: Palin says “you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover, gender, or color of skin,” but books don’t have skin, Sarah . Also, she trades on her looks incessantly

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Sarah Palin Is Using Her Newsweek Cover to Trick You Into Taking Her Seriously

Report: Michael Lohan Loves Lindsay-Like Strippers

On How I Met Your Mother , Marshall becomes enamored with a stripper who is a dead-ringer for his wife, Lily. This was understandable.

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Report: Michael Lohan Loves Lindsay-Like Strippers