Here’s an actually modern love story: Girl meets Boy. Girl has sex with her husband for the first time in years while fantasizing about Boy watching them and ordering her when to come. Girl stalks Boy. Girl lets her manic horniness for Boy, whose last name she might or might not know, demolish her moribund… Read more »
Come hither. That's what many people want to say when they attempt to pose in seductive fashion on the Internet. But they don't always succeed. In the following pictures, for example, they fail so miserably that they might as well be saying something else entirely via these supposedly sexy selfies: Run far, far, far away… 1. The Look on That Woman’s Face Says It All And we don’t mean the woman with the camera. 2. Because When People See Toilet Paper, They Think of Bare Butts We guess that’s hot? 3. At Least Grandma is Striking This Pose That’s the only silver lining we can think of. 4. Know What is NOT Sexy? A guy sitting on the toilet, dropping a deuce, in the background of your same-sex smooch. 5. I’ll Spread My Legs for You Like THIS Wait, sorry, what? All I see is the guy back there flipping the bird. 6. Check Us Out, Fellas… … ummm, in jail? View Slideshow
Seriously, what is it with airlines and their employees losing their damn minds on flights lately? Earlier this month, we heard the sad, bizarre story of a United Airlines flight that had gotten overbooked: five passengers were selected at random to leave the plane, and when one man refused, he was brutally beaten. A few days after that, we heard about a bride and groom who were allegedly removed from a flight to their honeymoon destination. Even Jenelle Evans jumped on the new trend, claiming that an American Airlines employee assaulted her in an airport . But right now, American Airlines is under fire again — and there's a pretty damning video to go along with the allegations. On a flight yesterday, a mother was boarding a plane with her twin babies and a stroller. A passenger on the flight explains that a flight attendant “violently” took the stroller from her, hitting her and “just missing the baby.” After that, several passengers began taking video — you can see the aftermath of the incident below. The mother in question stands at the front of the plane, sobbing, and you can hear a man say that he's “not going to sit here and watch this.” He makes his way to the front as well, and asks for the flight attendant's name. It's a little hard to hear what's being said, as the woman is crying so loudly. Which, fair — it must be hard enough to fly with two babies, and some guy has to hit her with a stroller? The flight attendant who did the deed returns to the plane to talk to the pilot, and the man who'd been asking for his name confronts him. “Hey bud,” he tells him. “You do that to me and I'll knock you flat.” The attendant first tells him to stay out of it, but then he charges towards him, saying “try it, hit me, hit me,” over and over. The pilot and another employee diffuse the situation, and as they're leading the flight attendant away again, he tells the man “you don't know the whole story,” which doesn't exactly make a ton of sense. The man, rightfully so, says “I don't need to know the whole story, you almost hurt a baby.” American Airlines has already released a statement about the incident, and they say that they've started an investigation. The flight attendant has been removed from duty for the time being, and the woman and her family were upgraded to first class for the rest of their trip. Watch the absolute madness in the video below:
Bill O’Reilly Accused Of Harassing Black Staffer Even though Bill O’Reilly seems to have some inherent problem with Black folks, he sure didn’t mind letting his sexual desire for one of the Black employees who worked near his desk for a number of years. Attorney Lisa Bloom tells The Hollywood Reporter that her client, and African American Fox News clerical worker who would like to remain unnamed, has revealed that O’Reilly would routinely leer at her, make sexual grunting noises , and call her “hot chocolate” when he walked past her desk. The woman didn’t work directly for O’Reilly, but her desk was near his office, and he passed by her work area with his harassing statements and actions on a regular basis. Bloom says at least three people were able to confirm that the woman was often stressed out and uneasy at the the end of the day. “He would never talk to her, not even hello, except to grunt at her like a wild boar. He would leer at her. He would always do this when no one else was around and she was scared. She’s not asking for any money. She just wants them to know her story.” Yikes. Well, Fox News is considering not even bringing O’Reilly back after this PR nightmare. But he’ll be fine. There’s an opening over at The Blaze after all…
Woman Arrested For Breaking Into Drake’s Bedroom Drake is having QUITE a week. First, he got racially profiled at Coachella …then he (maybe) knocked up a stripper …and now there’s a weirdo kicking it in his cribo when he’s not around. Law enforcement tells TMZ that one of Drake’s friends walked into the OVO Estate around 10:30 at night one day last week and found a 24-year-old woman in Drake’s bedroom wearing his hoodie. The person called the cops, but the woman told police she had been invited in and had permission to be there. She admitted that while there she had guzzled down a Fiji Water, a Sprite, and a Pepsi. Too bad she didn’t have one to offer to the police because she was booked and charged with trespassing and possibly theft, even though it totaled about $10 worth of bottled drinks. There were no signs of forced entry. Since she clearly didn’t break in, we’re guessing another member of Drake’s entourage brought her in and she went exploring on her own. Drake needs to head home and have a nap and some aspirin for a few days… Instagram/Splash/ATL Pics
Woman Arrested For Breaking Into Drake’s Bedroom Drake is having QUITE a week. First, he got racially profiled at Coachella …then he (maybe) knocked up a stripper …and now there’s a weirdo kicking it in his cribo when he’s not around. Law enforcement tells TMZ that one of Drake’s friends walked into the OVO Estate around 10:30 at night one day last week and found a 24-year-old woman in Drake’s bedroom wearing his hoodie. The person called the cops, but the woman told police she had been invited in and had permission to be there. She admitted that while there she had guzzled down a Fiji Water, a Sprite, and a Pepsi. Too bad she didn’t have one to offer to the police because she was booked and charged with trespassing and possibly theft, even though it totaled about $10 worth of bottled drinks. There were no signs of forced entry. Since she clearly didn’t break in, we’re guessing another member of Drake’s entourage brought her in and she went exploring on her own. Drake needs to head home and have a nap and some aspirin for a few days… Instagram/Splash/ATL Pics
Coachella just got relelvant, I mean sure it’s fucking relevant, so many people talk about it, ask about it, mention it, go to it…but it just doesn’t matter, none of that matters, the millions upon millions of dollars they make with it, and that people make being part of it….just doesn’t matter… Until Paris Hilton is there showing her nipples in her shirt…because that is the stamp of approval, the sign of success…the everything you need to see, know or experience at COACHELLA…because Paris Hilton may not matter – but her presence does…and I guess her nipple does….and for that you should all go watch her sex tape to remember the good days… This outfit…this woman…everything. Paris Hilton knows what matters. TO SEE ALL THE WHORES AT COACHELLA CHECK THIS MASSIVE ROUND-UP BY CLICKING HERE The post Paris Hilton Still Has a Nipple of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .