Kelly Kelly was a wrestler who’s real name is Barbie Blank. A name as beautiful as the ones whispered in my ear at strip clubs that I know are fake names because a parent wouldn’t really want to name their daughter something that would pave the way for her to have a life of being a whore. Unless of course they are gutter Florida trash, in which case, that kind of shit is celebrated. I know nothing about her, other than that she was WWE superstar who lost her name because the WWE like to own their women like porn companies, since it is mainstream gutter porn without the good stuff. She posted a bikini pic to remind you she still exists, the dude on her iphone case must be someone athlete she’s groupie-ing or gold digging, cuz being an ex wrestler without her wrestling name is a lonely, broken place. More interestingly, Here is a totally insane video someone made for Kelly Kelly and her former boyfriend – that makes no sense to me – but that brings me great joy in its level of “I run into traffic naked and chew off my arm” nuts. Here’s that bikini pic.
Kelly Kelly was a wrestler who’s real name is Barbie Blank. A name as beautiful as the ones whispered in my ear at strip clubs that I know are fake names because a parent wouldn’t really want to name their daughter something that would pave the way for her to have a life of being a whore. Unless of course they are gutter Florida trash, in which case, that kind of shit is celebrated. I know nothing about her, other than that she was WWE superstar who lost her name because the WWE like to own their women like porn companies, since it is mainstream gutter porn without the good stuff. She posted a bikini pic to remind you she still exists, the dude on her iphone case must be someone athlete she’s groupie-ing or gold digging, cuz being an ex wrestler without her wrestling name is a lonely, broken place. More interestingly, Here is a totally insane video someone made for Kelly Kelly and her former boyfriend – that makes no sense to me – but that brings me great joy in its level of “I run into traffic naked and chew off my arm” nuts. Here’s that bikini pic.
Xavier McAfee is in danger of ruining the best show on television. The 29-year old has bee arrested for breaking into Bryan Cranston’s car on March 1 and swiping a script for Breaking Bad Season 5 . The actor reported the incident to police and said his shoulder bag – containing an iPad and these all-important pages – was taken out of his vehicle in Bernalillo County, New Mexico. McAfee was reportedly fingered as the culprit after bragging to patrons at a bar about the theft. This might seem surprising… until you read through the McAfee’s arrest record: four juvenile offenses, nine felony arrests (with one conviction), 11 misdemeanor arrests (with six convictions) and three pending felonies. A criminal mastermind this is not. But the script itself is yet to be retrieved, leaving many to fear that the future of Walter White and Jesse Pinkman will be spoiled before AMC can run new episodes this summer.
Jesse James married Alexis DeJoria over the weekend. Hours after his fourth wedding at her father’s Malibu estate March 24, the motorcycle mogul shared a sweet pic via his Instagram account. Peep it: “Love, wife, family, work … Life always just finds a way of showing us what is most important,” wrote the former West Coast Choppers CEO, 43. James, who cheated on wife No. 3 Sandra Bullock with a reported four women and went to rehab in 2010, “had tears in his eyes” during the ceremony. An insider says that DeJoria, 35, “wore a strapless wedding dress with embroidery,” while her bridesmaids “all wore lavender and were barefoot.” James’ youngest daughter, Sunny, 9, and DeJoria’s daughter, Bella, 10, served as flower girls. “They were giggling throughout the ceremony.” The event featured huge white and purple floral arrangement that included “lots of white orchids and roses … Alexis walked down an aisle lined with rose petals.” “The ceremony lasted 15 minutes and at the end everyone cheered and whistled,” the insider continues. “Jesse couldn’t stop kissing Alexis over and over.” “Even when they were posing for pictures, he kept kissing her.” James and DeJoria, who reside in Texas, exchanged vows in front of Courtney Force, a race car driver, and Carrie Rudy, a professional piercer and others. James was previously (and infamously) engaged to tattoo artist Kat Von D and previously wed to Sandra Bullock, Karla James and Janine Lindemulder. Best of luck to the newlyweds!
Good news, readers: you can soon be as fake as the Kardashians! According to Women’s Wear Daily, Kim, Khloe and Kourtney have teamed up with New Sunshine LLC to create their very own self-tanning line titled Kardashians Sun Kissed . Ogle and vote : Which Kardashian sister would you rather… you know? It will hit stores in April and be comprised of five items: a body exfoliator, a color maximizer, a… come on, do you really care? “I think tanning has really been a way of life for all of us, living in California,” Kim says. “Especially, more recently, the need for sunless tan. When I travel, the one thing that makes me feel alive whether or not I have makeup on is a tan, especially in my face… so we wanted a system that was really easy but yet is a full system.” The question, of course, is whether Kim will ever look good enough in a bikini again to take advantage of this product. Haven’t you heard? She just can’t stop eating !
Dear Bossip , I’m responding to a similar scenario that was posted on your site with the title, “I Love Him & Feel He’s The One, But He Told Me He’s Not In Love With Me.” Okay, take all that into consideration but then include the fact that I am his second cousin. Does this change anything? Let’s say he tells me he loves me more than anyone. He loves being with me more than anyone, and that he feels more alive with me then anyone, but he isn’t in love with me. Please read the following scenario. Everyone thinks he is in denial. I know from your advice column you generally feel that what men say is the same as what they feel, but isn’t it different when society dictates he can’t say what he feels? Or, is the answer that love conquers all and if he wanted to be with me he would be, period. Keep in mind that he is only 24-years old and I am 29-years old. He is still living under his father’s thumb who is paying his way. I am at my wits end with this situation. My cousin and I are having numerous issues right now. Basically it boils down to this: I am in love with him and can admit it, but he cannot. He tells me he loves me more than anyone in the world, and I make him happier than anyone in the world, and being with me is liking being in heaven, but he isn’t in love with me. Everyone else who sees us tells me he is in love with me, but cannot admit it. He tells me numerous times that he is a self-preservationist and that we would have messed up children, and that he isn’t sexually attracted to me (this while staring at my lips and breasts). We sleep in the same bed together, but lately he is having trouble sleeping in the bed. He is restless and tosses and turns and tells me he can’t get a good night’s sleep with me in bed. He tells me he doesn’t have the same problem with his girlfriend (they are currently long distance). I’m assuming this is because he is sexually frustrated around me. I’ve already seen him with an erection and he quickly resorts to yelling. He has gone from letting me sleep in bed, to telling me I need to sleep elsewhere, to telling me I can’t sleep in the apartment all together. The girlfriend knows how close we are and basically hates me. Right now I feel as though he has the best of both worlds. He cannot commit to me physically and he cannot commit to her emotionally. He is having his cake and eating it to. He has been more open about discussing things with me. At first he wouldn’t even run the idea in his head. He eventually understood where I was coming from. Now, he has agreed to go to therapy if and when he breaks up with his girlfriend, but that I am not allowed to bring up kissing him or having sex with him until that time. This means I am stuck in limbo. To add on to the problem, his grandmother who is absolutely crazy about me wants us to be together. Mind you she does not know who I actually am (though I’m about 70% sure she does know and is playing along based on hints she has dropped). Long story short, our families dislike each other. He and I have only known each other for about 4 years. I hadn’t seen him before then since we were babies. He tells me he doesn’t have sexual feelings for me because he knew I was his second cousin when we meet. However, he is constantly staring at me, he strokes my arms, he wrestles with me etc. He tells me I fulfill 9/10ths of a wife, but he can’t have sex with me. I tell him he can but he won’t. So, now I need to know what to do. I can’t stop talking to him completely this is not an option. Should I distance myself from him, just do things with his grandmother and let him go off with his girlfriend, or should I be around him and his girlfriend a lot to show him the difference he feels around the two of us (he has actually told her to her face that he feels truly more alive around me than anyone else), or should I tell him I promise not to bring anything sexually up and just be a friend to him always hoping something works out, or should I just bite the bullet, kiss him, and if he stops talking to me he stops talking to me, or should I date someone and bring them around to make him jealous (possibly with the hopes of liking them.) I have tried to kiss him so many times but I am not sexually experienced and I always chicken out and wind up talking about it. Each time he tells me we need a break but we just go right back to being together. We hang out every weekend from Friday to Sunday usually. I have spent about 80% of my time with him in the last year. Basically what is the best way to proceed to get him to admit he is in love with me? I have no idea what my next step should be. P.S. – This is not me being in denial. Literally everyone else sees he is in love with me and we are meant to be. Our family says it, our friends drop hints, and strangers comment that we are so in love. Members of the board how shall I proceed? – Madly In Love With My Cousin Dear Ms. Madly In Love With My Cousin , Girl, please go someplace else with this damn –ish! The hell is going on in the world with folks lusting, desiring, and trying to freak with their own family members? Is this how life is now in the hood? Has this backwoods rural –ish infiltrated into the streets of MLK Boulevard and on the South and North sides of the hood? I’m going to need you to take this back to the mountains and have several seats on a cliff someplace! I don’t understand why you’re looking to have a sexual relationship with your own cousin? Why? For what? One thing is he right about is that you both need some therapy for this –ish! You both need to have your heads examined. This donkey a** behavior has got to stop tuhday! I know there is not a limited supply of d**k out there! I know there isn’t! It can’t be! Well, based on some of the letters I get, you’d think there was a d**k shortage. LMBAO! Honey, you’re running after him, confessing your love, and he keeps telling you that he’s not in love with you. He doesn’t want to be with you. He doesn’t want to engage in this relationship because he knows it’s wrong, but you keep insisting that you belong together. You’re the one living in this false sense of reality. Why keep running after someone who doesn’t want to be with you? Regardless if he is in denial, or trying to resist his feelings for you, SEXING, LOVING, AND BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR OWN COUSIN IS INAPPROPRIATE! Who in their right mind will condone this asinine –ish? You can’t be that desperate and lonely that you really are considering being in an intimate relationship with YOUR OWN COUSIN! Family, regardless of how distant they are, is still family. And, why are his grandmother, and your family members co-signing this bull-ish? Are they in-breeders as well? Chile, let me find out that the family is doing nothing but breeding with one another and, thus, this will explain the slow degenerate gene being passed along in this family. Let’s look at your slow a** questions and get you some answers. 1.) “I need to know what to do. I can’t stop talking to him completely this is not an option.” Uhm, yes you can! The other option is to move on with your life, and get this silly a** idea of sleeping with him out of your head. And, to do this you have to eliminate him out of your life, and you have to stop communicating with him. If you’re so turned on by him, and desiring him, then you have to remove yourself from this situation. It’s not healthy emotionally and mentally. You’re going to seriously do more harm to yourself, and him, if you keep thinking having a relationship with your own cousin will result in a loving relationship. IT’S NOT and IT WON’T! 2.) “Should I distance myself from him, just do things with his grandmother and let him go off with his girlfriend?” Yes, you should distance yourself from him. He doesn’t want to be with you. He’s made this abundantly clear. Stop laying in the bed with him. Stop putting yourself in these awkward situations with him. And, stop engaging him with sexual conversations, and relationship possibilities. He’s in a relationship with another woman. He has a girlfriend. Let him be with his girlfriend regardless of how much he says he loves you and what you provide mentally. It’s inappropriate! 3.) “Should I be around him and his girlfriend a lot to show him the difference he feels around the two of us (he has actually told her to her face that he feels truly more alive around me than anyone else)” This just sounds dumb! All this will do is result in a fight with you and his girlfriend. Two women fighting over a man who is mentally inept, and you’re the mentally challenged cousin vying for her cousin’s attention. Does that even sound attractive to you? Hell naw! 4.) “Should I tell him I promise not to bring anything sexually up and just be a friend to him always hoping something works out?” Girl, please stop. You’re sounding real desperate and hopeless. You’re going to torture yourself by thinking you can just be his friend, and ignore your sexual attraction and desire for YOUR OWN COUSIN! Girl, leave him alone and move on with your life. There are over a billion men in the world, why do you want to sleep with the one who happens to be YOUR OWN COUSIN? Ugh!! 5.) “Should I just bite the bullet, kiss him, and if he stops talking to me he stops talking to me?” Again, engaging in any type of sexual relationship with YOUR OWN COUSIN is not healthy or sane. You are family members. Why are you interested with in-breeding? Only animals in-breed. Oh, wait, this explains your donkey behavior! 6.) “Should I date someone and bring them around to make him jealous (possibly with the hopes of liking them.)” Ugh! Girl, you are showing your intellect and age. I figured your IQ was the same as your age. You sound real silly. Why am I even engaging this bull-ish? Look, there is nothing right about this situation. Nothing positive or nothing even remotely affirming about desiring and wanting to have sex with your OWN COUSIN. Please consider getting some help, and into some therapy. You need your head examined. Well, that won’t do anything because this in-breeding in your family is inherit. You’ll figure out some way to get your cousin to sleep with you. I can see you getting him drunk off some Henney, or slipping him a Molly so that you can get what you want. SMDH! Walk away from this situation. Walk away with some dignity as a woman. There are many men who are single and available that you can work on having a loving, monogamous, and non-family member relationship with. Stop running after YOUR OWN COUSIN. Stop lusting after YOUR OWN COUSIN. He’s your family member! – Terrance Dean Hey Bossip Fam, what do you think? Share your opinions and thoughts below! Also, e-mail all your questions Terrance Dean : loveandrelationships@bossip.com Follow Terrance Dean on Twitter : @terrancedean “LIKE” Terrance Dean on Facebook , click HERE! 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Looks like Khloe is getting it in too! Lamar Odom Accuses Khloe Kardashian Of Cheating With The Game Via Star Magazine reports: Khloe Kardashian ’s three year marriage to Lamar Odom has hit a rocky patch — according to a bombshell new report in Star magazine , claiming the reality star has started to move on from her womanizing husband by getting close to another man! While Lamar has been caught out getting cozy with other women during his frequent, wife-less jaunts to nightclubs, Star reports that Khloe has been spending a lot of time lately with rapper The Game — real name, Jayceon Terrell Taylor — who’s become a fitness adviser to both Khloe and her little brother, Rob Kardashian. “They talk all the time,” a Kardashian source tells Star. “She even texts him while Lamar sleeps in their bed right next to her. The Game has been a rock for Khloe, listening to her problems, giving her advice and telling her she’s beautiful inside and out. He keeps saying she can do better than Lamar and she needs a man like him, who’d treat her like the queen she is.” Meanwhile, Khloe’s budding relationship with the rapper is causing Odom to become suspicious of his wife’s new pal, according to Star. “Lamar thinks Khloe and The Game are more than friends. She will go hours without answering Lamar’s calls, which has never happened before. And she talks about The Game nonstop,” the insider tells Star. “That night in the car, Khloe let it slip that The Game told her she has a nice ass. Lamar flipped. He told her The Game is trying to get with her and that she’s cheating emotionally, which she didn’t deny.” For all the exclusive details on Khloe and Lamar’s troubled relationship, and her growing friendship with The Game, pick up the latest issue of Star magazine — on newsstands Thursday. Lamar’s past hasn’t been so squeaky clean while living that baller lifestyle so if Khloe feels like she needs to get some emotional loving elsewhere, can you really blame her??
Proof that thirsty hoes exist world wide…. Brazilian Women Admit To Lying About Affairs With U.S. Senator For Money Three of the Brazilian women involved in the United States sex scandal that put Senator Robert Mendez on blast for allegedly paying for sex while on a government funded trip have now come out to admit that THEY were paid to lie about the whole thing. via Huffington Post Three women were paid to falsely claim in videotaped interviews that they had sex for money with a U.S. senator in the Dominican Republic, a spokesman for the police said Monday. The women, whose claims generated media attention in the United States, were hired by a Dominican attorney to make the videotaped statements, spokesman Maximo Baez told reporters. Two of the women received about $425 and the other was paid about $300, he said. Authorities are seeking to interrogate the attorney, Melanio Figueroa, about the payments and have not determined his motive or whether he was in turn paid by someone else to set up the interviews, Baez said. The women have not been detained. The police spokesman was making his most detailed comments to date on an investigation into the source of allegations that U.S. Sen. Robert Menendez had sex with prostitutes, including two who were underage at the time, while in the Dominican Republic with his friend and campaign contributor, Dr. Salomon Melgen, a south Florida doctor, and with Vinicio Castillo Seman, an attorney whose family is politically prominent in the Dominican Republic. Castillo and Menendez have denied hiring prostitutes. $300-$400 was all it took for these money-hungry ho bags To permanently eff up this guys’ reputation and do major damage to his career. SMH.
Selena Gomez is on a seriou promo kick for Spring Breakers…and I guess her clothing line…because like all celebrities….they attach themselves to clothing manufacturers who put out collections under the celebrities name….and split profits as long as the celebrity pretends she is involved in when talking to the media…and as long as the celebrity wears it to at least one event per month…because the world, at least America…only care about celebrities…and copying celebrities…and getting a taste of celebrity through a jacket named after a celebrity sold at Wal Mart…it is fucking crazy.. What isn’t crazy, is I think Selena Gomez is alright, at least in this Harper’s shoot….but that could just be because I like the fact that she sex offended Beiber for publicity….back when he was 16 and she was 18 and he was experimenting with girls to make sure those tricks Usher taught him about hiding the football in his ass weren’t all life had to offer…. Right? Here’s a video of Selena Gomez being interviewed by some crooked faced Aussie who is fucking insane enough to give me boners….even though I generally don’t like my women makin jokes, or even talking, this one here is pretty ok…
He works in mysterious ways … Woman Believes God Saved Her From Burglar Via HuffPo reports: A Seattle woman believes God saved her from a burglar, so she didn’t even bother calling police, KOMO News reports. The woman, whose name has not been released, told officers she was praying in her kitchen Feb. 1 when she felt someone tugging at her hair, according to a police report obtained by the station. At first she thought it was just her husband, but when she opened her eyes she saw a strange man standing in the room. She says she shouted, “Lord, help me!” and the stranger fell down and hit his head on the refrigerator, then left the residence, taking only a $20 bill he had picked up off the table. The woman did not report the incident, she said, because she felt God saved her from harm. Her husband ended up calling 911 when a strange car pulled into their driveway a week later, which concerned him because of what had happened the previous week. While God may be getting credit for saving this women, he has also been accused of promoting some not-so-holy behavior in the past. In November, God allegedly told Florida woman Melissa Miller to drive 100 mph in a 30 mph zone. Police say Miller also claims she repeatedly banged on her car horn because of “the Lord telling me to do it.” And in August, James Crittenden of Kentucky allegedly set a gas station toilet on fire, citing “religious reasons” for the act. Crittenden was also once previously arrested after cops said they caught him huffing cans of Reddi-wip inside a store. We’re glad He took some time from his busy day to help this woman. Too bad he was too busy to save the thousands of children that died of hunger today. Guess this was more important.
