LARA BINGLE ignores me on social networking…not that I ever figured out why I was following her in the first place on social networking….you see I have never been to Australia…even though I like their women….who when aren’t Lara Bingle…are fun, down to party, and hot as fuck while dressed all cool….into my sleazy and creepy jokes…but I ended up following her anyway…and bitch has huge amounts of fans…which makes no sense to me….but she’s milking it…getting endorsement gigs and sometimes they end up with her in bikini…while other times they end up with her getting her pussy sniffed by a dog… She may not matter, but in her defense…no one really does….and here she is in bathing suits for some Australian mag called CLEO
You’d think the only article in Women’s Health South Africa would be “How to Avoid Aids”…or “How to live with Aids”…cuz stats on South Africa tell me that 80 percent of their population is dealing with AIDS…. But apparently they are also into bigger, not very deserving, married to pro athlete models who are hardly models but pretend to be cuz it sounds better than groupie…. So I can assume these magazines are designed for people who are probably not dying of AIDS in tribal villages…you know since a copy of it probably costs more than they make in a year… Here are the pics….and they are probably recycled from another shoot for another mag cuz Africa does not have the budget to shoot this…I am sure these pics are on the site in the archives from when they first dropped but who cares….I am posting them anyway…we are in too deep…
A couple was arrested Monday after they decided to have sex atop an outdoor table at a Florida restaurant – in full view of families and kids dining nearby. They avoided criminal charges because witnesses declined to provide statements to police. Perhaps they were too traumatized after the display at Paddy Murphy’s, an Orlando eatery. The restaurant manager summoned cops after he “was notified by several patrons that a couple was having sex on a table in view of minor children.” Tom Murphy told officers that he approached the couple and told them to stop. The man, identified as Jeremie Calo, responded, “She can’t get up at this time.” Calo, 32, was referring to his companion Tiffani Lynn Barganier, 32. Murphy told police that he directed Calo to “Compose yourself, pay your tab or I’ll call the police.” Calo then signed his check “NO” and tried to leave without paying. Murphy and an employee scuffled with and ultimately restrained Calo until the arrival of the police, who arrested him for defrauding an innkeeper. Yes, that’s the name of the charge. Witnesses declined to provide statements, but Calo and Barganier were both “trespassed from Paddy Murphy’s for a period of one year,” reported Officer Anthony Wongshue.
One of the women Yankees star Alex Rodriguez gave his digits to by writing them on a baseball and tossing them into the stands DURING Saturday night’s ALCS game has been ID’d . Meet bikini model Kyna Treacy! Treacy, 33, has her own bikini line named Kini Bikini, specializing in barely-there swimsuits. A-Rod had no shame (not baseball, in his personal life) in flirting with the Aussie Saturday. Rodriguez, the highest paid Yankee, openly flirted with both Treacy and her blonde friend. While his team was trying to beat the odds and make a comeback, the player was using extra baseballs to send his phone number to the beautiful admirers. Says a source: “Alex was holding a pen and wrote a note on a ball, which was thrown to them by a ball boy.” “The girls, who had already caught two balls, seemed bemused at first and tried to hand the ball to another fan, but other fans noticed the note on it and yelled at them to read it.” After receiving one of their numbers in return, A-Rod continued to exchange glances until the unthinkable happened in the 12th inning, when Derek Jeter broke his ankle . It was then that Rodriguez was finally forced to turn his attention back to the game. Fortunately for the Rod, who has been linked to Torrie Wilson, the Yanks should be eliminated any night now, giving him plenty of time for these extracurricular pursuits. He’s also on the pine most of the time, so he’ll be well rested for the offseason.
Republican candidate Mitt Romney caused an uproar during last night’s Presidential debate with his vivid and hilariously ignorant “binders full of women” comment. But he didn’t just alienate women and men and anyone appalled by his antiquated language and attitude toward gender equality in the work place — he launched the hottest meme since Big Bird. So hot is Mitt — albeit not in the way he’d hoped prior to yesterday — he spawned the @Romneys_Binder Twitter account (14K followers and counting in half a day), the Tumblr Binders Full Of Women , and countless Tweets, Tumbls, and Photoshopped nuggets of hilarity. Let’s all have a laugh at Mittens’ silly notions about ladykind with a look at the best movie-related entries from the last 18 hours. ( via ) Say Anything … except what Romney said last night. This one works on so many levels. ( via ) ( via ) Click on over to Funny or Die for the full GIFtastic awesomeness. ( via ) Mitt’s meme meets the best meme. ( via ) And my favorite: ( via ) If Swayze says it, so must it be. Follow Jen Yamato on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
Justin Bieber’s a Global Style Icon?? Since when? According to Celebuzz… Justin Bieber was named the new global style icon of Adidas NEO, the company announced Tuesday. The 18-year-old singer signed a two-year contract with the fashion label and will be the face of NEO’s campaigns under their “Live Your Style” slogan. The “As Long As You Love Me” singer explained, “I found a real connection with NEO because it is about fashion, freedom and being true to who you are.” What does fashion mean to Bieber? “With my new album, Believe, I am spreading the message of believing yourself in fashion. The first step is showing who you are, and one of the great ways to showcase yourself is through fashion.” Bieber said. Bieber takes his style – and his new title as global style icon – very seriously. “For me, style is an adventure, something to have fun with and NEO believes this too.” Bieber’s responsibilities will include inspiring teens with the label’s new fresh looks, making appearances on behalf of the brand, and sharing the latest news and collections through his impressive social media networks. His reign will begin with a Spring/Summer 2013 campaign – to debut in February. Is this a good move for Adidas? Images via WENN
Barack proved himself to be passionate and in control tonight. And he corrected Mitt on more incorrect facts than we can count on one hand. While Mitt was rude and showed a complete lack of respect and understanding of Women, the middle-class, and energy and job concerns, Barack stayed on topic for the majority of the debate and didn’t let Mittens shake him up. Robney offended women when he addressed the question of equal pay and pathetically responded by saying he “had a binder full of women” and would “figure out a way for Mom’s to get home in time to make dinner”. He also lied about contraception coverage for women…he has said in the past that employers can decide if they want to cover it or not. He also blamed single parents for gun control issues and continues to bring up his ‘five points’ without explaining what his ‘five point plan’ actually is. According to CNN… A forceful Obama defended his record and challenged Romney on shifting positions in the 90-minute debate, arguing his Republican rival’s policies would favor the wealthy if elected. Romney repeatedly attacked Obama’s record, saying millions of unemployed people and sluggish economic recovery showed the president’s policies had failed. Obama was more animated and engaging than his understated and widely panned performance in their first debate nearly two weeks ago. “Governor Romney says he’s got a five-point plan. Governor Romney doesn’t have a five-point plan; he has a one-point plan. And that plan is to make sure that folks at the top play by a different set of rules,” Obama said about his opponent’s approach for boosting the economy. Romney shot back that Obama was “great as a speaker, but his policies don’t work.” “That’s what this election is all about,” Romney said, saying he would prioritize middle class growth. “It’s about how we can get the middle class of this country a bright and prosperous future.” However, Romney failed to provide further specifics of his tax policy, even when one audience member asked about unspecified deductions and loopholes the candidate says he will eliminate. On a sensitive foreign policy topic, the candidates clashed at the front of the stage over the September 11 terrorist attack in Libya that killed four Americans, with Romney suggesting the Obama administration played politics by failing to immediately acknowledge what happened. Obama shot back that the suggestion anyone in his administration would play politics on such an issue was “offensive.” When Obama said he called it a terrorist attack shortly afterward, Romney challenged him, and Obama responded “check the transcript.” “More debt and less jobs. I’m going to change that. I know what it takes to create good jobs again,” Romney said, addressing the first-time voter. “When you come out in 2014 — I presume I’m going to be president — I’m going to make sure you get a job.” The most recent CNN “poll of polls” — an aggregate of the latest major surveys — showed Romney with a slight edge nationally at 48. In the battleground states considered up-for-grabs, polls show Romney has narrowed Obama’s lead or caught the president just three weeks before the election. The Obama campaign conceded he had a bad night in the first debate and promised a more aggressive approach in New York. A third and final debate focusing on foreign policy will take place October 22 in Florida. Regardless of who you’re voting for, tonight was a pretty dope comeback for Barack. Images via Getty
Here’s my new favorite cutie Nina Dobrev at ELLE’s Women In Hollywood Celebration, and while I’m always happy to celebrate Nina, I’m not so sure about this outfit. Nina’s young and hot. She should be dressing her age, not like some old lady at a charity ball. Nonetheless, I’d be happy to get her out of it and into something a little more age-appropriate. Like a pair of short shorts. Related Articles: Nina Dobrev’s Super Cute Cleavage Attempt Nina Dobrev Is Super Cuteg Victoria Justice Needs A Napkin Victoria Justice Is Maturing Nicely Photos: WENN.com
Uwe Boll is coming! Uwe Boll is coming! And what better platform could there be for his latest opus, Bailout: The Age of Greed , than an indie film festival that will also see the world premiere of a loving 2k restoration of the infamously so-bad-it’s-good Manos: The Hands of Fate ? LA’s New Beverly Cinema will play host to the Teutonic Terror this December as the enfant terrible of bad movies brings Bailout: The Age of Greed — a Wall Street thriller, naturally — to premiere at the 2012 Hollywood Reel Independent Film Festival . Bailout: The Age of Greed “looks at the effects of Wall Street’s 2008 financial crisis on an average American pushed to the brink when he loses his savings and decides to take revenge.” (You might say he goes… Postal .) Dominic Purcell, Edward Furlong, Erin Karpluk, John Heard, Keith David, Michael Pare, Clint Howard, Natassia Malthe, Michael Eklund and Eric Roberts star in the film, and according to a press release they’ll all be in attendance alongside Boll at the December 3 North American premiere. I’m guessing the “entire cast and crew” won’t be there, but expect to see as many human beings as will fit on the dais of the Quentin Tarantino-associated institution. The following day on December 4 the Hollywood Reel Independent Film Festival will play host to another, perhaps more culturally relevant cinematic experience: The debut of a digital restoration of 1966’s Manos: The Hands of Fate , whose cult status was sealed by MST3K (see below). A Q&A will follow with Ben Solovey, the mastermind behind the 2k digital facelift, who guarantees it to be the “best print ever screened.” The best presentation of one of the worst films of all time! HRIFF is held Dec 3-10th 2012 in Los Angeles, CA and will feature over 70 films in this year’s program. For more information head here .
While I hate to quibble over the details, Martin McDonagh ‘s Seven Psychopaths really contains only six of the nutjobs promised promised in the title — unless you want to count the main character, Marty ( Colin Farrell ). Marty, an Irish screenwriter living in Los Angeles who likes to drink but wouldn’t say he has a drinking problem (though others might disagree) and considers himself an observer of the increasingly and often hilariously crazy events that unfold in the film. But the film, which is half ’90s-style violent comedy and half an meta-critique of that genre, makes a pretty good case for writing as its own breed of pathological behavior — one that tends in its nature to be solitary and that leads you to prey on the experiences and stories of others, to assimilate them as your own to tell. Seven Psychopaths is set in a bright, rambling Los Angeles in which even the people who aren’t employed in the film industry know how to give notes. Marty is working on a screenplay also titled Seven Psychopaths , though mostly he’s staring at a blank page and getting sloshed. His best friend Billy ( Sam Rockwell ), an unemployed actor who makes cash on the side by kidnapping dogs with his partner-in-crime Hans ( Christopher Walken ) and then returning them to their grateful owners, tries to provide support, while his girlfriend Kaya (Abbie Cornish) stews in exasperation. A series of events involving a masked man who’s been killing mobsters and leaving a jack of diamonds as his calling card, a stolen Shih Tzu and an ad in the LA Weekly brings all the inspiration Marty could want into his life and a lot more. Despite his chosen subject matter, Marty claims “I don’t want to do another film about guys with guns in their hands.” Instead, he’d prefer something about love and peace. McDonagh, an acclaimed playwright as well as a filmmaker, has fewer qualms about the appeal of gleeful carnage and wild-eyed swagger, though he also explores the balance between wanting to create something universal and profound and taking a less complicated joy in things blowing up. As a mixture of bloodshed and philosophy, Seven Psychopaths is a step up from and a smoother ride than McDonagh’s 2008 feature debut In Bruges , which also starred Farrell and which studied the interactions of its two gangsters for meaning like they were tea leaves. In its Adaptation. -esque interrogations of its own developments — Marty’s thoughts on where his screenplay is going echo what’s happening in the movie, and he and Billy tussle for control over what type of ending they’re going to get — Seven Psychopaths presents a clever if largely surface-level argument about cinema as art versus cinema as a delivery system for more immediate gratification. Despite Marty’s wishes, it’s the immediate gratification aspects of Seven Psychopaths that win out, by way of the jubilant gore, the crackling verbal back-and-forths and the fact that the cast is stacked with actors who in any other film would be playing the scene-stealing oddball but here raise the ensemble average to something deliciously quirky. Even Farrell, as the least wacko of the men, is interesting — the Hollywood preener toppling into destruction. Walken, playing the mild-mannered, cravat-wearing Hans, cranks up his signature inflection and transforms every other sentence into an odd laugh line. Woody Harrelson, as insane dog owning gangster Charlie, is amusingly and smirkingly scary, following rules that only he understands. Tom Waits turns up as Zachariah, a man who carries around a pet rabbit and who has a hell of a story to share, while former Boardwalk Empire co-stars Michael Pitt and Michael Stuhlbarg pop in for a thoroughly enjoyable discussion of eyeball shooting. But it’s Rockwell’s demented Billy, grinning like a jack-o’-lantern through the escalating chaos, who reigns over the film’s greatest moment when he offers up a suggestion for a climactic scene in Marty’s movie that uproariously fills the screen as he narrates and provides sound effects. Set to a score by Carter Burwell that takes breaks for tunes like P.P. Arnold’s “The First Cut Is The Deepest” and Linda Ronstadt’s “Different Drum,” existing in a start contrast from what’s unfolding on screen, Seven Psychopaths is a ball. But there is a hollowness to some of its self-critiques: when Hans tells Marty “your women characters are awful,” with little to say and usually meeting a bleak end, he’s offering the same jab at the movie he’s in. That doesn’t change the fact that it’s true. And given the Tarantino-worthy antics the characters get up to, the musings about what these things all mean sometimes seem just that — empty musing. Marty may be offered a vision of how violence can transcend into something more powerful, but the movie he’s in can’t quite follow the same path. It’s a good thing that psychopathy is so entertaining. Follow Alison Willmore on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
