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Farrah Abraham: Vogue Cover Girl For May?!

The web is abuzz over Kanye West and Kim Kardashian’s Vogue cover, which serves as an inspiration to egomaniacal rappers and sex tape stars everywhere. One minute, Ray J is doin’ his thing on the Kim Kardashian sex tape . The next, Kimye is on the cover of a sophisticated magazine like Vogue. America. How, rumor has it that notorious Teen Mom and Backdoor Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham has landed the prestigious publication’s May cover. See below: Did we fool you? Obviously, there’s no way Vogue is going to put Farrah Abraham and her sex tape co-star James Deen on the cover, as envisioned in this hilarious parody. Then again … As some astute observers note , she is a reality star and diet pill spokesperson, just like Kim Kardashian (was), she has had a baby and is half plastic. If Kim Kardashian truly deserves to be on the cover of Vogue , then Farrah Abraham is not too far behind. Speaking of behind, they both like to take … Never mind. But be sure to weigh in on this debate while scrolling through many other Kimye Vogue cover parodies from Kylie Jenner , Seth Rogen and more below: 8 Parodies of the Kimye Vogue Cover Open Slideshow 1. Kylie and Kendall Pretend to Cover Vogue Oh, those silly Jenners. Kylie and Kendall mock the Kimye Vogue cover in this online image. View As List 1. Kylie and Kendall Pretend to Cover Vogue Oh, those silly Jenners. Kylie and Kendall mock the Kimye Vogue cover in this online image. 2. Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin Vogue Cover Thank you, World Wide Web! A genius Internet user has replaced Kim Kardashian and Kanye West with Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin. 3. Zach Braff and Donald Faison Vogue Cover Zach Braff and Donald Faison cover this issue of Vogue. Sort of. In actuality, some Internet user superimposed their faces over Kanye and Kim. 4. Lord of the Rings Vogue Cover Take this, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West! We’re digging this Lord of the Rings-based parody of their Vogue cover. 5. Miss Piggy and Kermit Cover Vogue Miss Piggy and Kermit do their best Kim Kardashian and Kanye West impression in this parody of the latter’s Vogue cover. 6. Willie Geist and Al Roker Vogue Cover Willie Geist and Al Roker make like Kim Kardashian and Kanye West and pretend to cover this issue of Vogue. 7. James Franco and Seth Rogen Vogue Cover Spoof James Franco and Seth Rogen spoof the Kim Kardashian-Kanye West Vogue cover in this photo because… come on, how could they not? 8. Farrah Abraham and James Deen Vogue Cover Farrah Abraham and James Deen on the cover of Vogue … in our dreams.

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Selena Gomez: Drinking After Rehab!

Selena Gomez may inspiring fans with her post-rehab clarity, but if a new report is to be believed, Justin Bieber’s on-again, off-again flame has been partying harder than ever. After departing her in-patient program 2 weeks early, Selena was allegedly seen drunkenly stumbling around a post-Oscar party and partying with actor Jared Leto. Worse, In Touch Weekly witnesses say the 21-year-old singer/actress holed up in a hotel after a fight with her mom and went on a week-long bender. “She looked like she’d been at it for a while,” said one onlooker. “Her lips were stained from the red wine she was drinking.” Other eye witnesses say that Selena Gomez celebrated St. Patrick’s Day by binge drinking and chain smoking in the hotel’s restaurant … scandalous. “They didn’t order food,” says one patron at the venue. “They just kept ordering drinks and going out to smoke cigarettes. They definitely seemed drunk.” So what’s driving Selena to drink? You guessed it, her tumultuous relationship with Bieber . “Her family is begging her to get back into rehab and stop talking to Justin,” says one anonymous source. Yeesh. First, we saw Selena Gomez naked on Instagram. Now she’s getting hammered in hotels. Ah, Justin. Is there anything you can’t screw up? Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez GRINDING Open Slideshow 1. Selena Gomez Straddles Justing Bieber Selena Gomez assumes the position in Justin Bieber’s new Instagram video. View As List 1. Selena Gomez Straddles Justing Bieber Selena Gomez assumes the position in Justin Bieber’s new Instagram video. 2. Selena Up Against the Wall Justin Bieber has Selena Gomez back where he wants her in this video he posted online. 3. Justin Bieber Hoists Selena Gomez Selena Gomez assumes the position in a screen capture from Justin Bieber’s new Instagram video. HOT? 4. Eyes Are on the Prize Justin Bieber is squarely fixated on Selena Gomez’s rear end up in here. 5. Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber Instagram Embrace Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber share an embrace in a frame from the video he put on Instagram. 6. Wrapped Around Him Selena Gomez’s body is back where no one wants to see it – wrapped around Justin Bieber. 7. Justin Bieber Screen Shot A screen grab from Justin Bieber’s new Instagram video. A shirtless one at that. 8. Douche in Motion Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber work out some new choreography. He refuses to wear shirts.

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The Sociology Of Miley Cyrus: Actually Offered at Skidmore College!

Most students try to avoid summer school. But Skidmore College may see a rise in applications this year, thanks to a course offered by Visiting Assistant Professor of Sociology Carolyn Chernoff. It’s titled “The Sociology Of Miley Cyrus.” As you can see in the syllabus above, the class will not teach Twerking or spitting on audience members . Instead, it will focus on the “rise of the Disney Princess,” while taking a look at other stars (such as Justin Timberlake, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera) and also teaching: Gender stratification and the hyper-commodification of childhood. Different kinds of transitions to adulthood. Allies and appropriation. Uses of culture across race, class, and gender. Bisexuality, queerness and the female body. Rutgers University, meanwhile, is bringing back a course titled “Politicizing Beyonce.” Where do you stand on college curriculum being based on the lives of celebrities? Would you take any of the following courses? 9 Celebrity-Based Courses Colleges Should Add Immediately Open Slideshow 1. The Sociology of Miley Cyrus The Sociology of Miley Cyrus tackles the “uses of culture across race, class and gender,” along with “bisexuality, queerness, and the female body,” based on the official syllabus. View As List 1. The Sociology of Miley Cyrus The Sociology of Miley Cyrus tackles the “uses of culture across race, class and gender,” along with “bisexuality, queerness, and the female body,” based on the official syllabus. 2. Momaging 101 Based on the teachings of Kris Jenner, this course will show you exactly how to hold the video camera while your kid makes a sex tape. 3. GOOPifying 301: New Age Mumbo Jumbo for the Modern World Guest lecturer Gwyneth Paltrow will explain how you can turn a negative (i.e. “divorce”) into a positive (i.e. a “conscious uncoupling). 4. How To Be Totally Perfect and Still Not Have Every Girl Hate You Photos of Kate Middleton will be passed around each week and both genders will just stare in awe. 5. 49 Ways in Which Money and Fame Can Corrupt This course will track the rise and tragic, shirtless fall of Justin Bieber, from YouTube sensation to arrogant jerk face. 6. The Douchbaggery of John Mayer Will seek to answer one question: HOW DOES THIS DOUCHEBAG KEEP LANDING HOT WOMEN? 7. Inside Parenting: How to Totally Screw Up Your Life and That of Your Child Taught by Farrah Abraham. Self-explantory. 8. The Social Science of Being Awesome Students will review all Jennifer Lawrence falls and quotes to understand how this celebrity pulls it off. 9. Damaged Psychology 201 Inside the mind of Lindsay Lohan, with Charlie Sheen booked as a guest lecturer.

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25 Tweets From Parents That Perfectly Sum Up Life with Kids

Kids. They say the darndest things, whether they’re aware of it or not. Even when they’re not asked to say all the bad words they know, the small humans who live with us come up with some true gems, day in and day out. Equally hilarious? Some of the parents who relay these experiences. We’re grateful for children and the joy they bring to our lives, and equally appreciative of the effort parents put in (as well as the technology that connects us). If it weren’t for Twitter, moms and dads would obviously get by just fine, but it’s much easier these days to connect with others to commiserate or spread the love. Click below to laugh/cry along with them in 140 characters or less. 25 Hilarious Tweets That Sum Up Parenting Open Slideshow 1. Sex Ed That would be an interesting item on the course curriculum. View As List 1. Sex Ed That would be an interesting item on the course curriculum. 2. Frozen in Hell “Let It Go” is definitely playing on repeat. 3. PARK! Great moments in safe words. 4. Just Pretending? [nods] 5. 82 Percent That may be conservative. 6. Fingers Smell Like … … you can guess, and if you’re a parent, relate. 7. Circle the Block a Few Times? If only … 8. Close Enough Eh, clothes are clothes. 9. Free Cats and Dogs! Would be so cool. 10. You Don’t Want to Know You really don’t. 11. I’ll Tell on You They start early. 12. Fetch! You know you do it. 13. Were You Born With Those? It’s a fair question. 14. RRP5D Sounds about right. 15. Cheap Babysitter Next time you complain about your cable bill, just consider the real potential. 16. Sticks or … They do sound similar. 17. Suave 2 in 1 Hey, whatever works. 18. Can You Skip That? If only. 19. Used Food Ick. Who wants that. 20. Tolerance Must be taught early. 21. Rabies Shares similar symptoms with fatigue. 22. Whine and Wine Oh, how those words are intertwined. 23. Dad of the Year It’s a go-to. 24. Consensual Massage Lessons all kids must understand. 25. Chapstick 2, Vegetables 0 For those keeping score.

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Miley Cyrus Keeps Spitting on Audience Members

Miley Cyrus has moved past Twerking and on to spitting. A few days after hurling some saliva-laden water all over concert concert goers in Milwaukee, Cyrus didn’t just commit the same act in Atlanta last night. She proudly put it on display for all to enjoy! “#fuckyeahatlanta,” Miley captioned the image above, with props needed to be given for the photographer’s timing and clarity. Cyrus, meanwhile, is still on her Bangerz Tour , but now has a few days off before showering more fans with her spit. She plays in Montreal on Saturday; then in Toronto on Monday; then she’s back in the States and off to New England next week. As gross as some may find her water-spewing antics, it’s hard to get too worked up about them when compared to such stunts as going down on a Bill Clinton impersonator . Here’s a look at a handful of other shocking Miley moments: 11 Shocking Miley Cyrus Moments Open Slideshow 1. Miley Cyrus Spits on Audience Miley Cyrus spit on concert goers in this footage. We hope they all went home and took some showers. View As List 1. Miley Cyrus Spits on Audience Miley Cyrus spit on concert goers in this footage. We hope they all went home and took some showers. 2. Miley Cyrus Sex Toy Fun Miley Cyrus and her sex toy are making news. Because of course they are. 3. Miley Cyrus Kisses Fan Miley Cyrus doesn’t just kiss a fan in this video. She totally makes out with a female concert goer! 4. Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry Make Out Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry make out in concert. This is pretty much the best moment. 5. Miley Cyrus Fakes Oral Sex on Pretend Bill Clinton Miley Cyrus pretends to give oral sex to someone pretending to be Bill Clinton during this “Bangerz” tour stop. It’s unclear why. 6. Miley Cyrus Eats Fan’s Thong Miley Cyrus put a thong in her mouth during a stop on her Bangerz tour. We wish this was being made up. 7. Miley Cyrus, Cara Delevingne Kiss It seems Miley Cyrus doesn’t just lick sledge hammers and inanimate objects. She licks Cara Delevingne, too. 8. Miley Cyrus Grinds with Women Miley Cyrus gets down with some women in this video from a Britney Spears concert. Check out the footage now. 9. Miley Cyrus: Twerking on Santa! Miley Cyrus Twerks on Santa in this video. The performance is taking place in Los Angeles at the Jingle Ball. 10. Miley Cyrus Penis Underwear Miley Cyrus reveals some classy underwear in this new video from LOVE Magazine. Love it, indeed. You know you do. 11. Miley Cyrus EMA Performance, Joint Smoking Miley Cyrus performs on the European Music Awards in this video. Then, she smokes a joint on stage.

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Faye Resnick to Join The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Cast?

Producers of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills want Kyle Richards best friend, Faye Resnick, to join the cast next year, a new report indicates. Resnick, best known for her involvement in the O.J. Simpson murder trial and a recurring player in the past on the Bravo hit, is high on the producers’ list. Why? Joyce Giraud and Carlton Gebbia are on the chopping block because they don’t bring the drama. Faye Resnick would not have that problem. If you watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online for the awkward tension,  screaming matches and conniving backstabbing … she’s your girl. The ex-Playboy model is a noted nemesis of Brandi Glanville and Lisa Vanderpump , both of whom have labeled her “disgusting” in past episodes. A source close to the hit show said: “Producers are seriously considering making a formal offer to Faye to become a series regular cast member.” “She has been a controversial in the past on the show and is a close friend and ally of Kyle. Plus, Faye isn’t afraid to stand up to the other ladies!” “She is no shrinking violent and could be a great asset to the show.” Change is coming to the show after the season. In addition to Joyce Giraud and Carlton Gebbia on the block, none of the women are signed beyond this year. The veterans are demanding significant pay hikes, despite whispers that “boring” Kim Richards was on the way out, with sister Kyle ready to walk as well. Both have begun negotiations, Radar reports , along with both Vanderpump and Glanville, who are at the center of an epic breakdown of their friendship. Said one source: “Bravo loves the nucleus of these four women, even when they’re fighting with each other! They always bring drama and glamor to the show.” “The network has resolved that it wants to bring them all back.” The approach to Faye Resnick is consistent with producers’ desire for an “authentic look” into the women’s lives. Love her or hate her … they all know her. Bravo hit shows Shahs of Sunset and Flipping Out “resonate with viewers because they were all friends before the shows,” one production insider said. It will come down to money, says the insider. “How much is Bravo willing to fork over? Then again, she does have a very successful interior design business that could benefit from being promoted on the show.” Would you like to see Faye as a regular? Real Housewives: Before They Were Reality Stars! Open Slideshow 1. Kyle Richards: Before The Real Housewives Aww, look at young Beverly Hills Housewife Kyle Richards! View As List 1. Kyle Richards: Before The Real Housewives Aww, look at young Beverly Hills Housewife Kyle Richards! 2. Joyce Giraud: Before The Real Housewives All hail Beverly HIlls’ Joyce Giraud, beauty queen and former Miss Puerto Rico. 3. Lisa Vanderpump: Before The Real Housewives Aww, Beverly Hills housewife Lisa Vanderpump showed off this sweet flashback photo. 4. Brandi Glanville: Before The Real Housewives RHOBH’s Brandi looks like she hasn’t aged in over 10 years! 5. Yolanda Foster: Before The Real Housewives Beverly Hills beauty and former model Yolanda Foster looks stunning while posing with her babies. 6. Cynthia Bailey: Before The Real Housewives Guess who? This little cutie is Atlanta’s Cynthia Bailey. 7. Kandi Burruss: Before The Real Housewives Atlanta’s Kandi Burruss shared this throwback photo. Love it! 8. Bethenny Frankel: Before The Real Housewives Two housewives for the price of one! Kyle Richards posted this blast from the past of her hanging with Bethenny Frankel. 9. Joanna Krupa: Before The Real Housewives Miami’s Joanna Krupa is a successful model. Look at this 2008 Maxim cover! 10. Caroline Manzo: Before The Real Housewives Jersey’s own Caroline Manzo as a curly-haired teen. 11. Danielle Staub: Before The Real Housewives It’s no secret that former Jersey housewife Danielle Staub has an interesting past… Here’s a pic of her modeling a bikini! 12. Kim Richards: Before The Real Housewives Kim Richards was a major child star. Check her out on the set of Magnum P.I. back in 1982. 13. Sonja Morgan: Before The Real Housewives NYC’s Sonja Morgan had one heck of an ’80s ‘do! Nice work. 14. Jacqueline Laurita: Before The Real Housewives NJ’s Jacqueline Laurita was a blonde back in the day. 15. Melissa Gorga: Before The Real Housewives Another adorable young housewife… This baby photo belongs to Jersey’s Melissa Gorga. 16. Tamra Barney: Before The Real Housewives OCs Tamra was quite the bodacious bikini babe. Still is! 17. Gretchen Rossi: Before The Real Housewives Can you guess which housewife this photo is of? You’re looking at little Gretchen Rossi. 18. Ramona Singer: Before The Real Housewives Ramona and Mario had a totally tubular bikini party once upon a time.

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Hilarious Billboard Kompares Kim Kardashian with Kim Jong-Un

One is a self-involved blowhard who is surrounded by a team of Yes Men and who has a frightening grip on the country. And the other is Kim Jong-Un! In a hilarious billboard posted on Sunset strip in Hollywood, The Daily Mail is advertising for the online section of its newspaper by saying Kim Kardashian is “on the same page” as the murderous dictator of North Korea. We’re as critical of this Keeping Up with the Kardashians star as anyone, but not even THG would compare Kardashian to Kim Jong-Un… Pretty funny stuff, right? Still, we must ask: Who is a worse person, Kim Kardashian or Kim Jong-Un?   Kim Jong-Un Kim Kardashian It’s a tie! View Poll »

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Demi Lovato Celebrates Two Years Sober, Gets Ear Majorly Pierced

Demi Lovato is clean, sober – and has never been happier. The singer celebrated a milestone over the weekend, Tweeting that she has been off drugs and alcohol now for two years. “Today is my 2nd birthday. I’m 21 years old, but 2 years ago today, I finally started living…I’m so beyond grateful #ItWorksIfYouWorkIt,” Lovato wrote, adding: “Why not celebrate with some new piercings? 4 in one sitting.” Why not indeed?!? Here is a close-up of Lovato’s new holes, posed alongside her new, very short haircut: Lovato has been admirably outspoken about her views and experiences. Late last week, she tore into Lady Gaga for glorying eating disorders after that singer vomited on stage. She has also shown strong support for Kesha, Selena Gomez and other celebrities who have entered rehab for various maladies, both physical and mental. “I’m so happy!!!!!!! Life is amazing.. You guys are amazing,” Demi also Tweeted Friday night, addressing fans. “I’ve never been happier in my whole life.” We’re so very glad to hear it. Lovato has been through a lot and has come out of it an improved person… who loves to change up her hairstyle! Demi Lovato Hairstyles: Through the Transformations Open Slideshow 1. BLUE Demi Lovato sometimes feels blue. She belts out a song with an unusual hair color in this photo. View As List 1. BLUE Demi Lovato sometimes feels blue. She belts out a song with an unusual hair color in this photo. 2. PINK Demi Lovato mixes it up in this photograph. Do you like her pink streak? 3. BANGS Demi Lovato bangs, she bangs. What do you think of this look? 4. BLONDE No, this is not Demi Lovato’s natural hairstyle. But she’s heard that blondes have more fun. 5. RED Demi Lovato is on fire! What do you make of the singer as a redhead? 6. SILVER Demi Lovato with silver hair?!? This is not our favorite look. 7. BROWN This is your basic Demi Lovato look. She’s a natural brunette. 8. SHAVED Whoa there, Demi Lovato! You might wanna rethink this look.

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Chris Brown: Kicked Out of Rehab For Touching Women, Refusing Drug Test, Mocking Process

Chris Brown got thrown out of rehab last Friday for three different rules violations, according to reports, including one designed specifically for the singer. The 24-year-old was ordered to stay at least two feet away from all the women there, given that he’s on probation for a felony assault against Rihanna. Fair or not, the people who run the facility imposed this highly unusual requirement on Chris, who violated it by ” touching elbows and hands ” with a woman. The second reason he got the boot was that the R&B star left the facility last week on an authorized outing, then refused a drug test upon his return. Sources say he later took the test and passed, but the initial refusal was a violation of rules. Finally, he allegedly “made a mockery” of the rehab process. That occurred when he made harsh comments in a group session. It’s unclear what he said, but these infractions combined to get Chris Brown kicked out of rehab . Insiders say Chris also had some kind of sexual encounter with a woman at the facility this month, but that is not part of the basis for booting him. This is also the second rehab facility to kick Brown out since his October arrest. The first showed him the door after he threw a rock at his mom’s car . Chris Brown Kicked Out of Rehab, Jailed Brown is in jail now for violating probation, following Friday’s dismissal. His anger management treatment was the only thing keeping him out of the slammer after his probation was revoked as a result of his D.C. assault arrest. Prosecutors wanted him jailed pending trial, but the judge allowed him to stay in rehab for treatment until mid-April, when his assault case played out. Once he got the boot from Malibu, off to a jail cell he went. Since his probation was already revoked, and that this is the second facility that told him to go kick rocks, it’s likely he’ll remain locked up for a month . His lawyer, Mark Geragos, will appear in court today with Brown, presumably to ask for house arrest or rehab at another facility until the D.C. trial. Given all this … could be an uphill battle. 23 Pics of Chris Brown Thuggin’ It! Open Slideshow 1. Chris Brown Smoking Weed Chris Brown smoking weed – 3 joints at the same time no less. What a class act as always. View As List 1. Chris Brown Smoking Weed Chris Brown smoking weed – 3 joints at the same time no less. What a class act as always. 2. Chris Brown Thrusting Chris Brown does his seductive thing on stage. In GIF form. 3. Beat Women, Not Animals Words to live by from a Chris Brown meme right here ladies and gentlemen. 4. Chris Brown Virginity Chris Brown says he lost his virginity at age eight. And is a beast at sex as a result. 5. Chris Brown Smoking Photo Chris Brown has himself a cigarette. Smoking is a thing that he does from time to time. 6. Chris Brown Teeth Chris Brown’s teeth have seen better days. Lookin a little busted, dat grill. 7. Rihanna Beaten Face Poster This is one way to advertise a Chris Brown concert. Point, Stockholm, Sweden. 8. Chris Brown Arm Tattoos Check out Chris Brown’s arm tattoos. Those are some serious tats. 9. Chris Brown RAGE! Chris Brown has that rage in his eyes again. Okay, it’s just during his performance at the Billboard Music Awards, but still. 10. Chris Brown Lookin’ Ridic Chris Brown looking ridiculous, even by his lofty standards. 11. Christopher Brown Picture Chris Brown. Always one to count on for news. 12. Chris Brown is a Douche At least in this photo. We get it man! You’re cool! 13. Chris Brown, Rihanna: Thug Life Chris Brown and Rihanna are here to wish you a Merry Christmas …. Thug Life style. 14. Chris Brown: Terrorist Chris Brown is a terrorist … for Halloween, at least. Check out dude’s costume. 15. Chris Brown Grinding Chris Brown grinds up on some sexy lady not named Rihanna or Karrueche. 16. Chris Brown Shirtless Picture Chris Brown shirtless. And looking like kind of a douche. A ripped douche, but still douchey. 17. Champagne Shower Chris Brown is about to produce a champagne shower like no other. Karrueche Tran, get ready. 18. Chris Brown, Champagne Chris Brown is a class act, as demonstrated by this photo of him at the club. Champagne showers, anyone? From Chris Brown’s mouth? 19. Chris Brown Shirtless Pic Chris Brown partying without a shirt at W.I.P. nightclub in New York. Not long after this pic was taken, crazy stuff went down. 20. Chris Brown Twitpic Chris Brown was hurt in a fight with Drake’s entourage. Yes, he actually got into a fight with guys for once. 21. Contemplative Chris Chris Brown contemplates life as he sees it. This is just before he reportedly flew into a blinding rage behind the scenes of Good Morning America. 22. Chris Brown Grabs Crotch Chris Brown grabs some crotch in concert. Lovely. 23. Chris Brown Topless Chris Brown likes to blow his top. Or perform without one in this case.

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Chris Brown to Remain in Jail For a MONTH, Possibly Longer

Jailed after getting kicked out of a second rehab center in four months, Chris Brown will likely spend the next month behind bars, and possibly a lot longer. Chris Brown Arrested in Rehab Chris Brown was jailed Friday after getting thrown out of the Malibu rehab facility where he’s been living for nearly four months, per judge’s orders. It’s still unclear why he got the boot from the rehab center, but TMZ reports it was not related to drug abuse or violence. In any case, he was told to get out. And go directly to jail. By virtue of getting arrested for assault in D.C. last fall, Chris violated his probation for beating up Rihanna in 2009, and had his probation revoked. However, the judge in the Rihanna case ordered Chris to stay in rehab until April 17, when his D.C. assault case goes to trial, to see how it plays out. When Chris broke the (unspecified) rules and got booted, however, the judge had Sheriff’s deputies haul him to jail … where he may stay for awhile. Brown’s lawyer, Mark Geragos, will go to court Monday to ask the judge to let him either go to another rehab facility or go on house arrest pending the D.C. trial. Given that this is the second rehab facility that booted Brown, who is being treated for anger issues, PTSD and bipolar disorder , he faces an tough fight there. Also, prosecutors wanted him in jail instead of rehab from the start, so they’re not likely to go any easier on him now … to say the absolute least. In the D.C. case, Brown has a strong defense, but if he’s found guilty, he could land in prison for breaking the law while on probation for beating Rihanna. If he’s acquitted or the case is tossed, his probation would be reinstated. The judge is probably going to have him mull it over in jail until that happens, however. 23 Pics of Chris Brown Thuggin’ It! Open Slideshow 1. Chris Brown Smoking Weed Chris Brown smoking weed – 3 joints at the same time no less. What a class act as always. View As List 1. Chris Brown Smoking Weed Chris Brown smoking weed – 3 joints at the same time no less. What a class act as always. 2. Chris Brown Thrusting Chris Brown does his seductive thing on stage. In GIF form. 3. Beat Women, Not Animals Words to live by from a Chris Brown meme right here ladies and gentlemen. 4. Chris Brown Virginity Chris Brown says he lost his virginity at age eight. And is a beast at sex as a result. 5. Chris Brown Smoking Photo Chris Brown has himself a cigarette. Smoking is a thing that he does from time to time. 6. Chris Brown Teeth Chris Brown’s teeth have seen better days. Lookin a little busted, dat grill. 7. Rihanna Beaten Face Poster This is one way to advertise a Chris Brown concert. Point, Stockholm, Sweden. 8. Chris Brown Arm Tattoos Check out Chris Brown’s arm tattoos. Those are some serious tats. 9. Chris Brown RAGE! Chris Brown has that rage in his eyes again. Okay, it’s just during his performance at the Billboard Music Awards, but still. 10. Chris Brown Lookin’ Ridic Chris Brown looking ridiculous, even by his lofty standards. 11. Christopher Brown Picture Chris Brown. Always one to count on for news. 12. Chris Brown is a Douche At least in this photo. We get it man! You’re cool! 13. Chris Brown, Rihanna: Thug Life Chris Brown and Rihanna are here to wish you a Merry Christmas …. Thug Life style. 14. Chris Brown: Terrorist Chris Brown is a terrorist … for Halloween, at least. Check out dude’s costume. 15. Chris Brown Grinding Chris Brown grinds up on some sexy lady not named Rihanna or Karrueche. 16. Chris Brown Shirtless Picture Chris Brown shirtless. And looking like kind of a douche. A ripped douche, but still douchey. 17. Champagne Shower Chris Brown is about to produce a champagne shower like no other. Karrueche Tran, get ready. 18. Chris Brown, Champagne Chris Brown is a class act, as demonstrated by this photo of him at the club. Champagne showers, anyone? From Chris Brown’s mouth? 19. Chris Brown Shirtless Pic Chris Brown partying without a shirt at W.I.P. nightclub in New York. Not long after this pic was taken, crazy stuff went down. 20. Chris Brown Twitpic Chris Brown was hurt in a fight with Drake’s entourage. Yes, he actually got into a fight with guys for once. 21. Contemplative Chris Chris Brown contemplates life as he sees it. This is just before he reportedly flew into a blinding rage behind the scenes of Good Morning America. 22. Chris Brown Grabs Crotch Chris Brown grabs some crotch in concert. Lovely. 23. Chris Brown Topless Chris Brown likes to blow his top. Or perform without one in this case.

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