Lara Bingle is some Australian 24 year old model best known for a Tourism Australia campaing, where I’d like to argue she’s best known for her tits…. I looked her up on the internet and she’s sured pretty much everyone for defamation and misuse of her images, she’s a cunt like that…and I wonder if she considers printing up this shit, stapling it to a bag of raw meat and cooked pasta noodles and fucking it misuse of her images, cuz that’s what I’m about to do with the shit…even if I don’t even find her all that hot…I’m crazy like that… To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
After those weird disastrous low hanging nipple pictures I had the other day, I’m glad to see that Ali Larter seems to have cleaned up her act. Here she is looking a hell of a lot better in a sexy little tennis outfit. Pretty much every hottie looks good in a tennis outfit. For a chick who just recently had a baby she sure manages to find a lot of time for herself. I smell a live-in nanny. I wonder if she’s hot? Bath time became really sexy all of a sudden.
Ashley “The Face” Tisdale is one of the least attractive faces in Hollywood, but she counter balances that disgusting with a little botched plastic surgery and a lot of working out, making her have this tight body that I’m much more used to seeing in work out clothes than attending events, because I guess being “The Face” makes it hard to leave the house and mingle with other beautiful people, because you know they’re just looking in disgust, judging internally, all while feeling sorry for you and only taking the time to talk to you because it’s like make a wish foundation or charity function and they’d feel subhuman if they didn’t talk to the face that would be fine in everyday life, but that chose to go hollywood, despite all the pressure to be hot…..but then again maybe I’m looking into this too much….here she is at the Footloose The Next Generation premiere, because Hollywood has no originality….I wonder if she’s playing Kevin Bacon’s part?! Everybody Footloose.
Olivia Wilde is overrated. People think she’s hot and based on these pics. She’s definitely not. Sure she may be able to movie magic make up for her inadequacies and maybe her charm and personality shine through, making you think she’s more than she is, but I have a hard time believing it cuz anyone who names herself after Oscar Wilde must be really pretentious and annoying to hang out with, like the kind of poetry writing, activist, dolphil loving lesbian you see at the coffee shop talking out of her lesbian ass….and here are some pics…
I don’t understand how the paparazzi can be this close to a bitch, so close she walks by the motherfucker in tights, and the fucker doesn’t turn around and grab some ass pictures…If I was a paparazzi, there’d be a hell of a lot more zoomed in tit pics, and crotch shots, leading me to think maybe that’s my true calling, cuz if you can’t get it done for you the way you want it done, you gotta go get it yourself, but I’m not prepared to get arrested for hiding in closets jerking off with an iphone camera pointed at the bed while the bitch sleeps…so these will have to do.
I guess Rachel Bilson’s keeper, the guy from Star Wars, who has locked her down and brainwashed her to follow him around cuz he is the only one who understands her, fearing that she will leave him for an actual actor who wasn’t type cast and forced to retire against his will for doing Star Wars, so he locked her up in a barn in Canada….only to have him leave him then run back to him cuz that’s how brainwashing works…leading to boring fucking pictures of her in the paparazzi after boring pictures in the paparazzi…annoying me like the mormom chick I once tried to fuck who still dressed like she was still in the cult…even though she wasn’t in the cult…unable to break free…when bitch shoulda been in bikinis, flashing tit and ass, but this is a pretty good start….Good short choice bitch….I just wonder if she’s gonna get beat for this…you know for breaking the rules…making this all the more exciting…
Beyonce was fat on set in tight clothes. You know trying to compete with Rihanna for her husband’s affection….You know taking on her sex appeal and showing off her body…knowing that that’s what the public wants…not knowing or realizing in her cunt celebrity bubble that she’s had one or two too many buckets of Popeye chicken…and that she should really invest her time and energy in other things….like anything…to avoid being seen in public, you know like eating contests with the fat Williams “sister” cuz I don’t really like looking at it…and let’s face it…it’s all about me… Either way, here’s an old, fat, tired self proclaimed DIVA, trying to keep up with the market, by doin’ the Lady Gaga, Nicki Minaj, Rihanna hustle, 40 pounds too late… All this to say, I wonder if she’s a natural blonde…but more importantly, does her pussy match the drapes?
Chloë’s baaaaaaaaaack! Our favorite Chloë Sevigny spoof, that is, via the latest installment of Drew Droege ‘s hilarious video series . The real Chloë has finally watched the fake Chloë, so we wonder if she’s seen this spring-themed clip. Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Styleite Discovery Date : 27/03/2011 16:32 Number of articles : 2
I think these are some older pictures of Sofia Vergara , from maybe a few weeks ago, but I don’t think anybody really gives a damn because of all that good old fashioned latina cleavage spilling out of her dress. I know I’m not bothered by it in the least, I love this curvy, incomprehensible beauty and her big old boobs so I’m all for it. I wonder if she jumped up and down all excited after she won her award… I’m really sad I missed that.
The only thing I really hate about Paris Hilton is her face…I mean other than everything else about her, from her voice, to the things she says, to what she’s offered the world, her legacy, her retarded behavior, the fact that she was famous for pretty nothing, and her family for brining what may be the single worst human to life….but I’m not really focusing on that in this post…I’m talking on a physical level…cuz when you erase her bird face and that obnoxious grin she’s always got…she’s thin, tall, has perky tits, and there’s really nothing wrong with that…especially when her nipples are hard…if those are even her actual nipples and not some artificial stick-on nipple she uses for paparazzi attention…because that is just the kind of scum she is… I wonder if she’s using her computer that she’s lugging around to pretend she actually writes her own twitter, or if she’s going to check out what her fat brown clone is doing to strategize her next spoiled cunt steps… To See the Rest of the Pictures with her Bird Face and Hard Nipples – Follow This LInk GO
