If you were disappointed to see The Millionaire Matchmaker go off the air last year, we've got some great news. The outspoken Patti Stanger is back, this time on WEtv on the similarly titled Million Dollar Matchmaker . Looks like the premise remains about the same: finding richies a sufficient match who'll endure their (mostly) terrible personalities. “I'm taking the toughest cases I've ever seen in my matchmaking history and putting them in a week-long intensive retreat where I'm giving them love lessons,” Stanger says in a clip promoting the show. But here's the awesome part. One of her clients is Farrah Abraham! She wasn't lying when she said “toughest cases.” In the clip, we see a teary-eyed Farrah express to Patti that she just doesn't get why she can't find love. “I don't know why it's so hard to find someone else to love me,” the Teen Mom OG personality tells the matchmaker. Maybe because you scream at everybody and lie about rape and are a racist ? If you've ever watched Stanger in action, you know that she also yells a fair amount and rips right into her clients when they get out of line. Please let her do this to Farrah, oh please. We can't wait for this exchange of words. Last month it appeared as though Farrah and Simon Saran had gotten back together , but maybe she just needed a date to the So Sexy event, whatever that is. Also appearing on Million Dollar Matchmaker will be the human Ken doll, Justin Jedlica , although we figured he'd already find his match in the Human Barbie, no?
As we reported last week, Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik have broken up . The two first got together back in November and even made out on camera in the video for Zayn’s debut solo “Pillowtalk.” Everything seemed peachy, until it didn’t. But now it seems as though the two may already talking reconciliation, and some think they’ll be getting back together soon. “Gigi was the one that broke up with Zayn when they got into their last fight,” a source tells E! News. “It had to do with a issue about not communicating,” added the insider. “They are not back together but have been texting and are still connected. Gigi still wants to make it work though.” This dish is consistent with the speculation that arose at the time of their breakup. “Zayn and Gigi did break up, but they can likely get back together tomorrow,” another source claimed. However, not all of Gigi’s friends are for a reunion. “Gigi’s friends think she should completely end it because Zayn has not been the best of boyfriends lately, and Gigi is extremely accommodating to him when she is the one with the crazy schedule,” the insider added. Wonder if these are some of Taylor Swift’s thoughts. Taylor is going through a breakup from Calvin Harris herself, and she and Gigi have reportedly been commiserating together. “Gigi and Taylor are actually confiding in each other as best friends during this time,” according to another source. “They can really relate.” View Slideshow: Gigi Hadid 21st Birthday Party: Check Out the Star-Studded PHOTOS!
As we reported last week, Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik have broken up . The two first got together back in November and even made out on camera in the video for Zayn’s debut solo “Pillowtalk.” Everything seemed peachy, until it didn’t. But now it seems as though the two may already talking reconciliation, and some think they’ll be getting back together soon. “Gigi was the one that broke up with Zayn when they got into their last fight,” a source tells E! News. “It had to do with a issue about not communicating,” added the insider. “They are not back together but have been texting and are still connected. Gigi still wants to make it work though.” This dish is consistent with the speculation that arose at the time of their breakup. “Zayn and Gigi did break up, but they can likely get back together tomorrow,” another source claimed. However, not all of Gigi’s friends are for a reunion. “Gigi’s friends think she should completely end it because Zayn has not been the best of boyfriends lately, and Gigi is extremely accommodating to him when she is the one with the crazy schedule,” the insider added. Wonder if these are some of Taylor Swift’s thoughts. Taylor is going through a breakup from Calvin Harris herself, and she and Gigi have reportedly been commiserating together. “Gigi and Taylor are actually confiding in each other as best friends during this time,” according to another source. “They can really relate.” View Slideshow: Gigi Hadid 21st Birthday Party: Check Out the Star-Studded PHOTOS!
In The Real O’Neals , Noah Galvin plays a gay teenager who has just come out to his family. Now, the actor, who is also out in real life, talks to Vulture about coming out, and he has a few choice words to share about Colton Haynes. Haynes came out last month , which seemed pretty clear although he never actually spoke the words, “I’m gay.” And Galvin thought it was pretty lame. During the interview, the journalist asks if Galvin was familiar with Haynes, to which he replies, “The worst.” He went on to reiterate: “That’s not coming out. That’s f**king p**sy bullsh*t,” Galvin said of his fellow actor. “That’s like, enough people assume that I sleep with men, so I’m just going to slightly confirm the fact that I’ve sucked a d*ck or two,” he added. “That’s not doing anything for the little gays but giving them more masturbation material.” HARSH. Galvin also addresses how he wants to approach his character “Kenny” on The Real O’Neals , and says he doesn’t want him to “just be the Eric Stonestreet,” referring to the actor who plays an effeminate gay character on Modern Family . “No, I think as wonderful of an actor as Eric Stonestreet is — I’ve never met him, I assume he’s a wonderful guy — he’s playing a caricature of a caricature of a stereotype of stereotype on Modern Family ,” said Galvin. “And he’s a straight man in real life,” he noted. “And as hilarious as that character is, there’s a lack of authenticity.” “I want Kenny to be more than the funny gay kid,” he explained.
In The Real O’Neals , Noah Galvin plays a gay teenager who has just come out to his family. Now, the actor, who is also out in real life, talks to Vulture about coming out, and he has a few choice words to share about Colton Haynes. Haynes came out last month , which seemed pretty clear although he never actually spoke the words, “I’m gay.” And Galvin thought it was pretty lame. During the interview, the journalist asks if Galvin was familiar with Haynes, to which he replies, “The worst.” He went on to reiterate: “That’s not coming out. That’s f**king p**sy bullsh*t,” Galvin said of his fellow actor. “That’s like, enough people assume that I sleep with men, so I’m just going to slightly confirm the fact that I’ve sucked a d*ck or two,” he added. “That’s not doing anything for the little gays but giving them more masturbation material.” HARSH. Galvin also addresses how he wants to approach his character “Kenny” on The Real O’Neals , and says he doesn’t want him to “just be the Eric Stonestreet,” referring to the actor who plays an effeminate gay character on Modern Family . “No, I think as wonderful of an actor as Eric Stonestreet is — I’ve never met him, I assume he’s a wonderful guy — he’s playing a caricature of a caricature of a stereotype of stereotype on Modern Family ,” said Galvin. “And he’s a straight man in real life,” he noted. “And as hilarious as that character is, there’s a lack of authenticity.” “I want Kenny to be more than the funny gay kid,” he explained.
Rihanna is everything…she did this bathing suit photoshoot in Barbados – I don’t know where it’s from or what it’s about – but it’s classic Rihanna whoring herself out because she like people thinking she’s hot – and it’s not much of a stretch for her because she is hot – but more importantly – becaue she’s whored herself out from day one – that’s how her whole record deal happened – but more importantly – how her record sales sustained all these years…put it all out there, sell your soul…show us your tits..post shit like this…repeat… I am a fan…just not of her music… The post Rihanna Hot in Barbados of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Amy Schumer has let her fame get to her head…what the fuck is she thinking – this disgusting… She’s posted this picture that I assume is of her not wearing bottoms in what is one of her most effective yet terrible joke – but I guess it speaks to her female audience, the same audience producers are trying to reach to sell movie tickets to – since guy are too busy at home watching porn to go see shit about fat girls with offensive looking faces – in scripted bullshit designed for single women who can’t get a boyfriend – because like Amy Schumer they are used for their holes – at 3 am instead of jerking off – if there is no way anyone around them can find out – only Amy Schumer is rich as fuck becuase of it.. This is just a whole lot of scams, from the angle of this picture, making her less disgusting – to the backstory… There’s no reason for Amy Schumer to ever be pantsless, unless she’s taking a shit – and clearly, based on this body, that she’s trying to prove is hot -when it’s not – happens all the fucking time from all that FOOD…it’s gotta go somewhere… Weird….marketing strategy – which I guess comes down to every girl, even these empowered feminists, just want to be jerked off to…it’s in their core of their DNA…and all their words are just bullshit – they do this to feel sexy….clearly…they aren’t…but luckily dudes will fuck anything…because we have no standards…perfect for Fat AMy… The post Fat Amy Schumer Bottomless Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Man With Strange Facial Tatts Arrests For Touching Himself On The Train One NYC weirdo with even weirder face tattoos couldn’t fight that tingling feeling when he was on an NYC train last February, and decided to share his ecstasy with (unwilling) fellow passengers. TWICE. Via MailOnline : Police are once more seeking a man with a ‘Team USA’ tattoo on his forehead for allegedly touching himself on a New York subway line. Michael Pope, 19, was on a Manhattan-bound Brooklyn L train on February 25 when he began touching himself, a Tweet from the official NYCT Subway account said Friday. Cops say the train had pulled in at the Lormier Avenue station at about 8.30pm when Pope entered and began masturbating in front of a victim, according to DNAinfo. This is the second time he’s been accused of such a crime in the last six months. On December 27, Pope stepped onto another train at President Street in Brooklyn. There, according to police, he masturbated for 30 minutes while watching a 29-year-old victim. She managed to take a picture of Pope with his hand in his pants and gave it to cops, who Tweeted it on December 29. The next day Pope handed himself in to authorities. His tattoos – which include not only ‘Team USA’ on his forehead, but also a Nike tick on his left cheek with the words ‘I go’ and calligraphy on his right cheek – made him easy to identify, police said at the time. Well, no isht. We wonder why this olympic-level masturbator can’t just log onto PornHub to handle business like everyone else… NYPD
Oh it’s ON now. The first family of reality TV returned with Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 12 Episode 1 Sunday, and the drama was off the chain … Rob Kardashian GOES OFF on His Sisters When Confronted About Proposal to Blac Chyna: WATCH! You don’t have to watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online to know some of the big storylines that are coming our way this season. Still, it’s a wild, crazy behind-the-scenes time warp of sorts as we get to experience some details, twists and turns we haven’t seen. One of many cases in point: Lamar Odom and his recovery from almost dying of a massive drug overdose in a Nevada brothel last fall. “I want him to feel like he has a home for his journey of, like, constantly getting better,” Khloe Kardashian explained to the E! cameras. “I want him to feel good about the place he’s staying in.” Still, Khloe hinted at the bad blood that remains. “I love Lamar, and we’ve been through so much. But there’s so much more that has to be resolved. There’s a lot of hurt,” she confessed. Speaking of drug-addled messes, Scott Disick recently moved into a new house to be closer to his kids, but was up to his old tricks. Dude pulled a no-show for a family dinner. “Scott and Tyga have been hanging out at his house all day and night,” Kourtney Kardashian explained. “He just needs to grow up.” “I’m saying not for me. For my kids.” Kourtney was pretty peeved at Kylie Jenner’s boyfriend as well, saying, “I don’t want Tyga to be, like, a negative influence on Scott.” “It pisses me off that people like Tyga, who should know better, that are close to our family, that don’t just, like, find some other friends.” Will the couple ever get back together? The Lord’s take on the situation: “At the end of the day, I still love Kourtney and that’s what’s important to me. And it always will be.” Kourtney’s take on the situation with her baby daddy: “When it comes to Scott, I’m just not looking to get back together anytime soon.” Well, there you have that. Kourtney Kardashian: Giving “False Hope” to Scott Disick? Perhaps the most anticipated moments of the Season 12 premiere came from the resident Keeping Up recluse, Rob Kardashian himself. Rob, of course, is engaged to Blac Chyna, a.k.a. Tyga’s baby mama and professional $h!t-stirrer. This has not gone over all that well. “I walked in on him with Blac Chyna at my house,” Khloe said to Scott. “There was alcohol everywhere. He’s having the time of his life.” “I don’t need this s–t,” Khloe said of her oft-troubled younger brother. “Don’t you dare make me feel uncomfortable in my own home.” Not a fan of Blac in other words. Surprisingly open to the idea of Rob and Blac’s relationship? Kris Jenner, who even offered to buy him a house next door to the stripper. Seriously, she actually said this. Kim Kardashian wasn’t thrilled about that idea, saying, “You should not be paying for your son that is almost 30 years old to buy a house.” Kris then ROASTED Kim, hard. “All of you can f–k off and go think of something else to talk about,” she fumed at her daughter, before the ultimate mic-dropper: “I’ve seen you guys through so much s–t that you do that I have to f–king put up with. ‘I’m married for 72 days.’ Really? That was normal.” Oh yeah, she went there … Kris Jenner Burns Kim Kardashian: You Were Married For 72 Days! Kim eventually came around, saying of her mother, “We know she’s coming from a good place and it is her son, so let’s just back off.” Game, set and match, Kris. Kim had more important things to do anyway, such as gush over the fact that her vagina looks “gorgeous and perfect” during this episode. Good times all around. As for Kendall Jenner, she was more upset about the fact that he re-gifted his birthday iPad from her and posted about it on the Internet. [Rob] fully re-gifted my gift. On top of it, it’s so annoying to find out through social media because his girlfriend posted it,” Kendall said. She told her brother: “One: I’m annoyed. Two: I’m actually hurt that you re-gifted my f–king gift that I went out of the way to give you.” Rob’s amazing response? “That’s the first time you’ve gotten me a gift your entire life. You’re hilarious. Buy it yourself, moron.” Damn . Meanwhile, Khloe ran her mouth about Caitlyn Jenner to Howard Stern, which led to “insane aggressive texts” with the new trans icon. “You slaughtered my mother and you have the nerve to say, ‘What happened to families sticking together?'” Khloe vented to Kris. Allegedly, Caitlyn told Khloe to “get a life” and “shut up,” prompting Khloe to tell Kris, “I don’t have a relationship with her. I’m done.” Breaking down in tears, Kris tearfully told Cait on the phone, telling her former spouse that she had this coming after Vanity Fair . “You say something nice or don’t say anything at all. All you said was negative s–t, so now you know how I feel!” Kris lamented. View Slideshow: 15 Reasons Why The Kids Are The Best Part of KUWTK
Oh it’s ON now. The first family of reality TV returned with Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 12 Episode 1 Sunday, and the drama was off the chain … Rob Kardashian GOES OFF on His Sisters When Confronted About Proposal to Blac Chyna: WATCH! You don’t have to watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online to know some of the big storylines that are coming our way this season. Still, it’s a wild, crazy behind-the-scenes time warp of sorts as we get to experience some details, twists and turns we haven’t seen. One of many cases in point: Lamar Odom and his recovery from almost dying of a massive drug overdose in a Nevada brothel last fall. “I want him to feel like he has a home for his journey of, like, constantly getting better,” Khloe Kardashian explained to the E! cameras. “I want him to feel good about the place he’s staying in.” Still, Khloe hinted at the bad blood that remains. “I love Lamar, and we’ve been through so much. But there’s so much more that has to be resolved. There’s a lot of hurt,” she confessed. Speaking of drug-addled messes, Scott Disick recently moved into a new house to be closer to his kids, but was up to his old tricks. Dude pulled a no-show for a family dinner. “Scott and Tyga have been hanging out at his house all day and night,” Kourtney Kardashian explained. “He just needs to grow up.” “I’m saying not for me. For my kids.” Kourtney was pretty peeved at Kylie Jenner’s boyfriend as well, saying, “I don’t want Tyga to be, like, a negative influence on Scott.” “It pisses me off that people like Tyga, who should know better, that are close to our family, that don’t just, like, find some other friends.” Will the couple ever get back together? The Lord’s take on the situation: “At the end of the day, I still love Kourtney and that’s what’s important to me. And it always will be.” Kourtney’s take on the situation with her baby daddy: “When it comes to Scott, I’m just not looking to get back together anytime soon.” Well, there you have that. Kourtney Kardashian: Giving “False Hope” to Scott Disick? Perhaps the most anticipated moments of the Season 12 premiere came from the resident Keeping Up recluse, Rob Kardashian himself. Rob, of course, is engaged to Blac Chyna, a.k.a. Tyga’s baby mama and professional $h!t-stirrer. This has not gone over all that well. “I walked in on him with Blac Chyna at my house,” Khloe said to Scott. “There was alcohol everywhere. He’s having the time of his life.” “I don’t need this s–t,” Khloe said of her oft-troubled younger brother. “Don’t you dare make me feel uncomfortable in my own home.” Not a fan of Blac in other words. Surprisingly open to the idea of Rob and Blac’s relationship? Kris Jenner, who even offered to buy him a house next door to the stripper. Seriously, she actually said this. Kim Kardashian wasn’t thrilled about that idea, saying, “You should not be paying for your son that is almost 30 years old to buy a house.” Kris then ROASTED Kim, hard. “All of you can f–k off and go think of something else to talk about,” she fumed at her daughter, before the ultimate mic-dropper: “I’ve seen you guys through so much s–t that you do that I have to f–king put up with. ‘I’m married for 72 days.’ Really? That was normal.” Oh yeah, she went there … Kris Jenner Burns Kim Kardashian: You Were Married For 72 Days! Kim eventually came around, saying of her mother, “We know she’s coming from a good place and it is her son, so let’s just back off.” Game, set and match, Kris. Kim had more important things to do anyway, such as gush over the fact that her vagina looks “gorgeous and perfect” during this episode. Good times all around. As for Kendall Jenner, she was more upset about the fact that he re-gifted his birthday iPad from her and posted about it on the Internet. [Rob] fully re-gifted my gift. On top of it, it’s so annoying to find out through social media because his girlfriend posted it,” Kendall said. She told her brother: “One: I’m annoyed. Two: I’m actually hurt that you re-gifted my f–king gift that I went out of the way to give you.” Rob’s amazing response? “That’s the first time you’ve gotten me a gift your entire life. You’re hilarious. Buy it yourself, moron.” Damn . Meanwhile, Khloe ran her mouth about Caitlyn Jenner to Howard Stern, which led to “insane aggressive texts” with the new trans icon. “You slaughtered my mother and you have the nerve to say, ‘What happened to families sticking together?'” Khloe vented to Kris. Allegedly, Caitlyn told Khloe to “get a life” and “shut up,” prompting Khloe to tell Kris, “I don’t have a relationship with her. I’m done.” Breaking down in tears, Kris tearfully told Cait on the phone, telling her former spouse that she had this coming after Vanity Fair . “You say something nice or don’t say anything at all. All you said was negative s–t, so now you know how I feel!” Kris lamented. View Slideshow: 15 Reasons Why The Kids Are The Best Part of KUWTK
