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Snooki: I Was Blackout Drunk on Kocktails With Khloe!

If you’ve been watching Kocktails With Khloe  on FYI, then we suppose you can just skip this article. Now that both of them are gone, here’s an interesting tidbit for the 7.3 billion or so who had no idea FYI was a cable channel. It turns out Kocktails With Khloe is more than just a alliterative title: the sassiest Kardashian really  gets her guests hammered! Kocktails with Khloe Clip: When Snooki Met Khloe… Or at least, she really got the Jersey Shore’s most infamous drunken munchkin hammered, which may explain why Snooki tells a remarkably candid tale of Khloe being rude as hell in the clip above. It’s no surprise that Snooki was one of Khloe’s first guests . After all, only Scott Disick has rivaled Snooks in terms of reality star drunkenness, and we doubt the Lord will be stopping by for drinks anytime soon (what with the all the rehab and overdoses and whatnot). Of course, in recent years, Snooki adopted a healthier lifestyle and become a sort of mascot for moms who still find time to workout and tan 8 times a week.  So obviously, Ms. Polizzi’s tolerance isn’t what it used to be, which may explain why she got completely sh-tfaced while filming the show: Kocktails with Khloe Clip: Snooki Speaks on Adoption “I was wasted,” Snooki said of the experience in a recent interview. “I had three [drinks], and I blacked out. So when I watched the episode I’m like, oh my god I don’t remember this, I’m slurring my words, you’re so embarrassing. So I don’t remember that whole interview.” That may explain why Snooks drunkenly lied her ass off in the clip above. “I was like, ‘I have like ten brothers and sisters,'” said Snooki. “I’m like ‘what are you talking about? It’s only like one or two’. So I exaggerated times ten. That was Snooki in the interview,” she said. “My alter-ego.”  Yes, apparently Snooki and Nicole are two different people. She probably came up with that idea when she looked in the mirror one night and saw two different people. View Slideshow: Jersey Shore Cast: Where Are They Now?

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 6 Episode 11 Recap: Like Sex with No Orgasm

The drama on  The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 6 Episode 11  left some cast members out in the cold. Or in it, as it were . Literally . Kyle Richards and Lisa Vanderpump attempted cryotherapy with Yolanda Foster. But that wasn’t the main focal point Tuesday … Watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 6 Episode 11 Online For once, the tables were turned on Lisa Rinna this week, as the outspoken star was blamed, unfairly it appeared, for a tough situation. Naturally, we began The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 6 Episode 11 returning to  Yolanda Foster and her Lyme Disease . Specifically, how she’s upset with Kyle Richards and Lisa Vanderpump for insinuating that her kids, Anwar and Bella Hadid, don’t have it. It appeared as though Yolanda told Kyle and Lisa that Rinna had told them about these rumors and implied role in spreading them. However, it was Erika Girardi who first told Foster about the rumors surrounding her children, following the “chatter” at the dinner party. All of this build up to when the gang went to see Girardi perform (at at San Diego gay club) and tried to figure out who said what when. Rinna was not the one who told Foster about these rumors, though she has been a part of massive amounts of gossip this season. Basically, if you saw Foster and Rinna talk it out last week, you know this is awkward – and why she might not get the benefit of the doubt. A “major injustice to me,” Rinna called it, incredulous that she would be blamed for starting or escalating this, and frankly, “I hate that.” Joined by Girardi after her show, the women urged each other to confess: Who had talked to Foster about this gossip about her kids? Girardi refused to come clean: “I am the person who told, 100 percent … but I don’t want to talk about this right now,” she told the camera. Rinna noticed Girardi dodge and noted that she “doth protest too much” (her words) before summing up the episode perfectly as such: “It was like sex without an orgasm: Nothing happened.”  Fun times all around, people. Fun times all around. Use the video above to  watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online  now!

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Jojo Levesque’s Busty Return

I can’t remember the last time I did a post JoJo Levesque , or even thought about the busty singer, but she popped back up on my radar yesterday thanks to these shots from GQ . Anyway, I’d say it’s “Too Little Too Late” — that’s a reference to her one hit, get it?? — but turns out, she’s still got a nice set of funbags, so instead, I’m rooting for her to make a comeback. And I’d be happy to do my part to help out by posting whatever busty pictures she’s willing to send my way.

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Kendall Jenner Does Love Magazine

In case you forgot, I’ve got kind of a love/hate thing going with  LOVE Magazine for those “boring-sexy” hottie advent calendar shoots  they did for Christmas. And now they did it again. They took something theoretically good — like new Kendall Jenner pictures — and almost ruined them by slapping a giant dumb logo over the best part. Anyway, if they’re ever looking for a new art director, I’ve got a ton of great ideas. Yes, most of them involve hand-bras and sex tapes… so in other words, I could turn this thing around in no time. Call me.

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Lindsay Lohan on Instagram: PLEASE Come Visit Me, Mom!!

Mother/daughter relationships can be complicated. One day you’re totally done with them and the next you want them by your side. So it goes for Lindsay Lohan and her mom Dina. Yesterday, Lindsay took to Instagram and posted a drawing of a girl dropping a phone accompanied by the words, “WE’RE DONE.”  The caption, directed at her mother, read, “@dinalohan … Sometimes it sucks when your mom isn’t there for you.” Sounded like a clear message to us… except that she deleted it shortly thereafter. Today, Lindsay posted another, friendlier throwback pic of her family, which included Dina, her brothers Mike and Cody and her sister Aliana. “Mom @dinalohan come visit already!” she wrote in the caption, along with a prayer emoji. Sounds like LiLo really misses her mom and is trying to get her attention. But so far, we’ve heard no word from Dina.  The pair have had a tumultuous relationship for some time, and Dina isn’t exactly in the running for any Mother of the Year awards. Last year, Dina allegedly tried to sell some belongings her daughter had stored at her house, and Lindsay threatened to go to the police. Lindsay managed to stay (mostly) out of the headlines for some time, but has recently been reverting back to some erratic behavior. On New Year’s Eve, the Mean Girls star was reportedly thrown out of a bar after going on a racist rant against a bartender. Then earlier this week, she posted and quickly deleted a photo of a bloody leg that included the caption, “Don’t stay with the wrong guy. There goes something that I thought was good. Be true to yourself and NEVER let a man hit you.” In troubled times, it’s usually comforting when a mother comes to the aid of her daughter. But when your mom is Dina Lohan, all bets are off. What we’d REALLY like to see is this duo appear on Lifetime’s new reality show The Mother/Daughter Experiment: Celebrity Edition . It might not repair their relationship, but it would sure make some good TV.

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Blac Chyna: I’m a Messy B-tch Who LIVES For Drama!

As you've no doubt heard by now, Blac Chyna is hooking up with Rob Kardashian . Lots of folks in Rob's inner circle are sketched out by this development, and with good reason. Rob is in a vulnerable state and there's a good chance Blac is using him to get back at her longtime rival Kylie Jenner. It's possible that the whole thing is a genuine Romeo and Juliet situation, and Rob and Blac just couldn't help their feelings for one another, despite their affiliations with warring factions. Of course, when Blac posts a video like the one below, she makes it kinda hard to be trusting and optimisitic. The clip – which recently appeared on Blac's Snapchat page – shows Ms. Chyna in full Shakespearean villain mode, gettin' all Richard III right up in your face. She's lip syncing with a popular Vine video, but her words here are nonetheless important. Blac proclaims herself a “liar,” a “scammer,” and a “messy b-tch who lives for drama.” Obviously, she could be joking, but it's not like she didn't know how the clip would be received when she posted it in the middle of a tabloid sh-tstorm. Like we said, it's probably all in jest – but it would still make us a little nervous if we were Rob.

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Justin Bieber Flaunts Ripped Body for Calvin Klein

WARNING:  The following Justin Bieber photo may cause your computer screen to catch on fire. Click on it with caution. Indeed, on the heels of one of the biggest snowstorms in U.S. history, Bieber has done his part to make the country feel warm and cozy, striking a sexy and seductive pose as part of his ongoing campaign for Calvin Klein. He doesn’t seem to care about the weather outside. It’s skivvies season! The picture is too hot and too not safe for work on its own, so click above to see the uncensored version. Don’t tell us that wasn’t worth it. The pop star unveiled the first image from Calvin Klein’s spring 2016 campaign on his Instagram account Tuesday, writing as a caption to the above image: “I flaunt in #mycalvins. Introducing the @CalvinKlein spring 2016 campaign.” This new campaign arrives just over a year after another set of Calvin Klein photos was met with allegations that Bieber was … ummm… misrepresenting his private parts, if you know what we mean . It was an allegation Bieber’s team strongly denied. Bieber has served as the face of Calvin Klein since last January. But who are we kidding: he’s really served as the body of Calvin Klein since last January. And take your time to scroll around below, ladies. What a body that is, huh?!? View Slideshow: 33 HAWT Photos of Justin Bieber Shirtless

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: I Will Annihilate Her!

On Tuesday’s The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the ongoing beef between Kathryn Edwards and Faye Resnick took center stage. If you watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online , you may recall that Resnick made some salacious claims about Edwards. Specifically, that Edwards’ ex-husband Marcus Allen cheated on Kathryn with Nicole Brown Simpson (which Allen and Edwards deny). Nicole, of course, is the slain former wife of O.J. Edwards and Resnick were building this feud up hard, mentally circling one another at the dinner table like it was the UFC octagon. Yet in the end, there were no blows exchanged. “There’s very few people in my life that I’d like carry a dagger for, like if I ever get the chance to say what I [feel]. She’s one of them.”  Those harsh words were uttered by Kathryn to describe Resnick, though the two did not get into any table-flipping screaming matches. It was more … subtle. Icy, but restrained. “For me to not say something, I’d feel like I was being phony,” Edwards told Resnick, making a reference to the “elephant in the room.” “I have nothing to say to anyone about what happened 20-something years ago. That was a very hard time, and it’s sad,” Faye said. Words not used by either party? Cheating or Nicole or O.J. “There’s not really much to discuss at this point, is there?” Resnick asked. Later, Resnick did say that she never meant anything “pejorative” toward Edwards, and asked if Kathryn felt any better. She said she did. Conflict resolution, RHOBH style! Resnick apologized to everyone because “this” (whatever “this” was) should be discussed in private, but that was about it in the end. Edwards reflected later, “There’s a part of me that feels a little cheated, because I was ready,” she said. “I was ready to annihilate her.”  There’s always next feud. View Slideshow: The 9 Richest Real Housewives in Bravo History View Slideshow: 11 Most Obnoxious Quotes From The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

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Girl, Bye: Charlotte Rampling Takes Back ‘Racist To Whites’ Oscar Comments After Getting Dragged To Hell

Charlotte Rampling Takes Back Racist To Whites Oscar Comments We reported that decrepit Oscar nominee Charlotte Rampling was not here for the #OscarSoWhite outrage. The elderly actress recently blasted the controversy over claims of lack of diversity in Hollywood as a racist plot against white folks. What?! According to The Guardian the actress says that the controversy is discriminatory against Caucasians. Asked for her take on the current furore over all-white lists of nominees on French Radio network Europe 1 on Friday morning, the British actor did not mince her words. “It is racist to whites,” she said. “One can never really know, but perhaps the black actors did not deserve to make the final list,” added Rampling. Asked if the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences should introduce quotas, a proposal which no current advocate of increased diversity has mooted, she responded: “Why classify people? These days everyone is more or less accepted … People will always say: ‘Him, he’s less handsome’; ‘Him, he’s too black’; ‘He is too white’ … someone will always be saying ‘You are too’ [this or that] … But do we have to take from this that there should be lots of minorities everywhere?” Now Charlotte wants to backtrack after getting dragged to hell for her comments. The ain’t isht actress made this statement to CBS News : “I regret that my comments could have been misinterpreted this week in my interview with Europe 1 Radio,” said Rampling, who is nominated for a Best Acting award for the film “45 Years.” “I simply meant to say that in an ideal world every performance will be given equal opportunities for consideration. I am very honored to be included in this year’s wonderful group of nominated actors and actresses.” “Diversity in our industry is an important issue that needs to be addressed,” she continued. “I am highly encouraged by the changes announced today by the Academy to diversify its membership.” Girl, bye! WENN/Getty

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Bella Thorne, Kaley Cuoco & More: Star Sightings 01.11.2016

While Cate Blanchett, Brie Larson and more attended BAFTA's annual award season tea at the Four Seasons, Nikki Reed, Ian Somerhalder and more attended the annual Art of Elysium Gala. This year's gala paid special tribute to Vivienne Westwood, so many a starlet was dressed up in avant garde, showcasing the romantic style of the British designer. On Sunday, the best part of the Golden Globes happen after the ceremony.  Stars hopped from party to party at the Beverly Hilton in Los Angeles, from The Weinstein Company and Netflix's bash, to InStyle & Warner Bros.-hosted do. Check out this weekend's star sightings below. 1. Kaley Cuoco: The Art of Elysium Presents Vivienne Westwood & Andreas Kronthaler’s 2016 HEAVEN Gala Kaley Cuoco at The Art of Elysium Presents Vivienne Westwood & Andreas Kronthaler’s 2016 HEAVEN Gala on January 10th, 2016. 2. AnnaLynne McCord: LAPALME Magazine Launch Party LAPALME Magazine Winter Issue cover girl AnnaLynne McCord at the magazine’s launch party at the Continental Club in Los Angeles on January 8th, 2016. 3. Jon Hamm: HBO’s Post-2016 Golden Globe Awards Party Jon Hamm at HBO’s Post-2016 Golden Globe Awards Party on January 10th, 2016. 4. Brie Larson: 2016 BAFTA Los Angeles Awards Season Tea Brie Larson at BAFTA Los Angeles Awards Season’s Tea at The Four Season Los Angeles on January 9th, 2016. 5. Malin Akerman: The Art of Elysium Presents Vivienne Westwood & Andreas Kronthaler’s 2016 HEAVEN Gala Malin Akerman at The Art of Elysium Presents Vivienne Westwood & Andreas Kronthaler’s 2016 HEAVEN Gala on January 9th, 2016. 6. Angela Bassett: 2016 InStyle/Warner Bros Golden Globes After Party Angela Bassett (in Safiyaa London) at the InStyle/Warner Bros Golden Globes after party held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 10th, 2016. View Slideshow

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