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For Discussion: Single Black Men (43%) Are Ready For Commitment And “Long-Term Relationships” More So Than Black Women (25%)
Black Men Are Ready For Commitment More Than Women According to a new study, black men want commitment and apparently aren’t the “ain’t isht dirty dogs” that they are perceived to be…. Via NPR: We recently found that single black men were much more likely to say they were looking for a long-term relationship (43 percent) compared to single black women (25 percent). Those numbers come from our big poll of African-Americans’ views of their lives and communities (the poll was conducted by NPR, the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation and the Harvard School of Public Health). Our findings about the dating lives of single folks — that is, respondents 18-49, widowed, divorced, or never married — have sparked the most conversation so far. And the gender skew has elicited straight-out side-eyes. A lot of people wondered just what was going on, because the prevailing story is that black women cannot find black men who are interested in a relationship. (And if we’re keeping it one hundred, these results sparked some arguments among the Code Switch team.) So here are some additional ideas about what might explain this discrepancy. As our poll makes clear: it’s hardly that neat. 1. The Financial Stability Theory. When we asked Robert Blendon, one of the poll’s co-directors, what might explain this gap, he pointed to research that has shown black folks care more about the economic cost-benefit analysis of partnering up. “African-Americans were more concerned with financial security than whites or Hispanics when they considered marriage,” Blendon said. So why might that matter? Blendon said that black women are outpacing black men in college attendance and completion, as well as as the attainment of postgraduate degrees. (Women in general are more likely to get degrees, but it’s even more pronounced among black folks: two-thirds of all bachelor’s degrees awarded to African-Americans in 2009-2010 went to women.) 2. The What-Do-You-Mean-By-Long-Term-Relationship Theory. This is the theory we heard most often. Maybe people have very different definitions of “long-term relationship.” Put another way: men want relationships, not marriage. That’s what Milton Appling, a single Brooklynite, told NPR’s Chris Johnson when asked for his thoughts on the findings. “If ‘long-term relationship’ means headed to marriage as a final step, as opposed to X years and we’ll see what happens, then that’s very different,” he said. “Men in general, when they hear that term, do not necessarily mean ‘marriage.’ Marriage is marriage.” 3. The “Bradley Effect” Theory. Back in 1982, Tom Bradley, L.A.’s first black mayor, was running for governor of California. Polls had shown him with a pretty sizable lead over his opponent, George Deukmejian. One newspaper even projected Bradley as the winner during election night. But when the results came in, Bradley had lost. How? One theory started to gain traction — white respondents, wary of being labeled racist, gave pollsters the response that they felt was most socially acceptable. This idea became known as “The Bradley Effect.” (It’s worth noting that this theory’s been hotly debated since it was coined. We use the term without taking a stand, one way or another.) Many commenters wondered if the Bradley Effect was in play here — in other words, respondents were fronting for pollsters to look “good.” Could they have been trying to avoid coming across as no-’count, triflin’ commitment-phobes? 4. Occam’s Razor. You know the theory of Occam’s razor: the simplest explanation is probably the best. Let’s consider the possibility that maybe, just maybe, the poll results are spot-on accurate. And maybe the prevailing conventional wisdom about what black women and black men want is just wrong. This seems to be both the most obvious possibility, yet it seems to be the one to which people are most resistant. We accept — nay, we embrace — the idea/trope/stereotype that women want nothing more than to find a nice dude to settle down with. And dudes will avoid commitment at all costs, unless they’re dragged kicking and screaming to the altar. This idea is everywhere. A few years ago, there seemed to be a geyser of stories about the problems black women had in finding partners — stories that often seemed based on a flimsy, threadbare premise. (“Resolved: Census data shows there are more black women than black men: RESPOND!”) And sure, those stories made for great happy hour and brunch conversation fodder — and by “great,” I really mean exhausting and eternal — because it allowed everyone to kvetch and generalize and swap dating war stories. But anecdata often make rickety foundations for grand social explanations, even when those ideas rake in the pageviews and book sales. Even when they feel true. Maybe the truth really is that lots of black men really do want to get boo’ed up while lots of black women are ambivalent. Discuss… Continue reading
Santa Monica College Shooting: One Reported Dead
A shooting has taken place at Santa Monica College in Santa Monica, California. The suspected gunman is in custody, and reports currently place the injured count at four, with one reported dead. The injured are currently being treated at UCLA Medical Center, with two victims in critical condition. Officials have apparently placed the school under lockdown, with a possible second gunman being sought. Calls came in around noon PT, reporting a man wielding several weapons firing at vehicles outside the college. Two bodies have also been found inside a Santa Monica house with one woman suffering from a bullet wound, found outside the house in a car. It is not yet clear if these incidents are related. According to witnesses, the suspect was a man dressed in black, wearing a sweatshirt with the words “Life is a Gamble” on it. A press conference is planned for 3:15 PT. Stay tuned for more on this tragic news.
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Rewind The Track: Miley “Twerk-A-Lot” Cyrus Toots That Thang Up For “We Can’t Stop” Video, But What’s Up With These Lyrics About “Lines” And “Molly”?
Miley is putting her backs up in the breeze yet AGAIN! But this time it seems there’s more fuss about her lyrics than her dance steps. According to the UK Sun reports : MILEY Cyrus gives a cheeky insight in to her new music video with this latest snap. The 20-year-old singer posted the saucy pic on Twitter as she teased fans with what’s to come in the video for her latest single We Can’t Stop during editing of footage from the shoot. The controversial track has seen Miley become the centre of a drugs debate after some of the lyrics appear to condone the use of illegal substances. The pop star appears to sing the words “dancing with Molly” – an alternative name for the illegal high. However, a spokesperson for the song’s producer, Mike Will Made It, told TMZ she’s actually saying Miley – not Molly. The dance tune also includes the lyrics “trying to get a line in the bathroom” – but Mike’s rep refused to discuss its possible reference to blow. Miley also added some snaps of herself doing promotional rounds to her Twitter account as she posed in front of a colourful wall at Facebook HQ. Check out more shots from her timeline on the flip. Continue reading
Random Ridiculousness: Company Sells Breast Milk Flavored Lollipops
Yum. We love the taste of some homegrown breast milk . Company Offers Breast Milk Flavored Lollipops According to The Huffington Post Lollyphile, the lollipop company that has previously brought us pops in such flavors as sriracha has debuted a new flavor: breast milk. “I don’t know if it’s because I’m getting older, but it seems like all of my friends are having babies these days,” said Jason Darling, the owner of Lollyphile, in a press release. “Sure, the kids are all crazy cute, but what slowly dawned on me was that my friends were actually producing milk so delicious it could turn a screaming, furious child into a docile, contented one. I knew I had to capture that flavor.” “It’s sad that so few people are able to remember this inherently wonderful flavor,” Darling continued. “It’s a real shame that babies are so selfish, but you’ll understand their unwillingness to share once you try one of these.” The lollipops aren’t actually made with real breast milk, per se. “We are endlessly grateful to all the mothers who kept sharing their breast milk with our flavor specialists until we were able to candify it,” reads the Lollyphile website. In other words, breast milk was involved with the development, but not the actual finished product. Actually, the lollipops are vegan, if you’re curious. Their biggest customers will be mommas’ boys.
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Amanda Bynes Described by Attorney as "Fine, Nice"
She may be the laughingstock of the Internet, but Richard Hutton is not in on the joke. As the attorney for Amanda Bynes – following her arrest for marijuana possession and bong throwing last Thursday – Hutton tells People that reports of his client’s behavior are way exaggerated. “I think Amanda’s fine. I have no problems with her whatsoever. She’s a fine client.” Bynes, of course, has been acting like anything but a regular Twitter user over the past several days, slamming Chrissy Teigen as ugly and alleging sexual harassment against the police . But Hutton says he’s had nothing but “nice, attorney-client normal relations with her” and then gets to the heart of her case: there is no case! “Even if you believe everything you hear, it’s something that amounts to virtually nothing,” the lawyer says. “And it’s my understanding there’s not much evidence to back that case up. There’s no physical evidence to back it up. I understand there’s no marijuana, no pipe.” THG reported the same news yesterday . Without any proof of drug use – or even of items with which one could take drugs – charges will likely be dropped in the near future. Which will leave Bynes with plenty of free time to continue her “normal” life.
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Samuel L. Jackson Holds Contest on Reddit, Offers to Read Winning Monologue
Attention, muthaphukkas: Samuel L. Jackson has a fun contest for you. The actor is offering fans a chance to have their words read aloud by one of the world’s best known voices. Just write up to 300 words on Jackson’s Reddit post and the comment that is upvoted the most times will be read in monologue form by the man who really hates having snakes on his plane. The contest runs through today and supports the non-profit Alzheimer’s Society. Readers can donate $3 for a chance to win lunch with the star and/or $200 for an autographed hat. We hear Morgan Freeman was going to offer his amazing pipes for a similar fundraiser… but the Oscar winner fell asleep .
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NFL Baller Desean Jackson Puts His Boo On Blast While She Cooks Him Breakfast..And Now The Whole Net Is Thirsty For Her
Desean Jackson’s Girlfriend Is Beautiful Desean Jackson of the Philadelphia Eagles has had quite the run with the ladies. He was rumored to be with Mya at one point and now he’s taking Instagram pics of this beauty. Once he showed the world this boo thang of his fixing him breakfast, the world had to know who she was. Well, her name is Chantel Jeffries and she’s quite the looker. So naturally creep status kicked in and everyone had to pour through Instagrams to see more. And boy are we happy we did. Take a look. Desean is one lucky boy.
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Eff This Ain’t Isht Thug: Jury Sentences Shaniya Davis’ Killer Mario McNeill To Death
May this sick muhfugga rot in hell. We have been waiting for justice for Shaniya Davis for nearly four years and finally her killer has been sentenced. Via Fayetteville Observer reports : Jurors on Wednesday took 39 minutes to recommend that Mario McNeill be sentenced to death for killing 5-year-old Shaniya Davis in November 2009. A few “Amens” could be heard from the side of the courtroom where members of Shaniya’s family were seated. Senior Resident Superior Court Judge Jim Ammons didn’t waste time after sentencing the defendant. May God have mercy on your soul, he told him. “Stand up, Mr. McNeill. You did not have to kill that child,” Ammons said. “Take him out of here now.” McNeill, 33, was cuffed and hastily led from the courtroom by the bailiffs and extra security detail. The verdict didn’t seem to faze McNeill, who appeared to mumble something to Ammons on the way out. He may have said, “I didn’t do it,” according to four observers in the courtroom. Earlier, McNeill had declined the judge’s opportunity to speak to Shaniya’s family, his feet swinging beneath the defendant’s table as he told the judge, “No.” Ammons then spoke to Shaniya’s family, including her 43-year-old father, Bradley Lockhart, and her half-sister, Cheyenne Lockhart. “I apologize,” the judge said, as emotion began to flush his face. “I apologize for referring to Shaniya as the victim. For talking about Shaniya’s body. I apologize for your having to go through all of this. I can’t give you justice. The jury has given you what we as humans – the best, we as humans do is give you justice. “I said a prayer for you every night of this trial, and I will continue to do so.” Only one juror – alternate Melanie Baker, 42 – agreed to talk to reporters. “This has been hard,” she said.”Throughout the proceedings,” she said, “we felt this was a game for him. Refusing to put on evidence and deciding not to testify. … There was no emotion on his face. All his laughing, giggling. There was no contrition or remorse.” Bradley and Cheyenne Lockhart came forward when Ammons asked if anyone in the courtroom wanted to speak about Shaniya. Cheyenne Lockhart thanked all of the family’s supporters. It had been a long road, Bradley Lockhart said, and the verdict failed to produce a victory for anyone. Then he directed his words at the defendant: “I think about those last seconds, and you was the last thing my daughter got to look at. Made a mockery of this court. Laughing, joking like this was a joke. Shaniya wasn’t a joke. Shaniya (affected) so many people. Not just my life, but so many people out there. And you tried to destroy it. “But her legacy is going to live on. You didn’t win. I can be angry and hateful towards you. It’s not going to affect this problem. Shaniya won because she’s going to be speaking out and protecting against people like you.” After a pause, he added again, “You didn’t win.” Against the advice of his lawyers, McNeill asked that his lawyers not put on evidence, not present the mitigating factors to the jury and not give closing arguments during the sentencing phase of the trial. Aggravating factors during the punishment phase included McNeill’s three previous felony assault convictions and his convictions in this case on kidnapping and sex offense charges. Mitigating factors, which McNeill had allowed his lawyers to compile but not present, included his use of drugs and alcohol at the time of Shaniya’s kidnapping and death, the fact that he voluntarily went to the police to be interviewed after Shaniya was reported missing, and that he was a taxpayer. On Tuesday, McNeill told Ammons that it didn’t matter to him – his lawyers arguing his case for life over death – since he had lost his goal of freedom. “I wish we’d had a chance to talk to the jury about sentencing,” a soft-voiced Terry Alford said from a nearly cleared courtroom. “I don’t know if it would have made a difference, but they would have heard the whole story. I’m just disappointed we didn’t get a chance to do that.” Harold “Butch” Pope, McNeill’s other lawyer, said it was important to note that the defense had “a mitigating investigator and pews full of witnesses to put on for him” during the final phase of the trial. The defense has given notice that it intends to appeal the conviction and punishment. In his closing argument, Cumberland County District Attorney Billy West urged jurors to sentence McNeill to death: “No regard for Shaniya’s innocence,” he began. “No regard for Shaniya’s life. And absolutely no remorse.” “That is what this defendant has done and how he conducted himself,” West said. “He showed no regard for her innocence. He kidnapped her from her home in the middle of the night of Nov. 10, 2009, and sexually assaulted a 5-year-old of the innocence of a child. He showed no regard for her life and left her alone on desolate Walker Road in Lee County. And he showed absolutely no remorse. A lack of conscience.” West said the seven mitigating factors were insufficient to outweigh the prosecution’s five aggravating circumstances in determining their sentencing decision. “The defendant,” he said, “could have dropped Shaniya off at a McDonald’s.” Instead, West said, he killed her. Last week, the jury found McNeill guilty of first-degree murder and five other charges in Shaniya’s death. Jurors returned a not guilty verdict on a charge of child rape. McNeill also was found guilty of first-degree kidnapping, human trafficking with a child victim, sexual servitude with a child victim, sexual offense of a child and indecent liberties with a child. Two other charges of sexual exploitation, which McNeill has said are related to images found on his cellphone, are pending. Those are separate charges from the seven he was tried on during the trial. Authorities said Shaniya’s mother handed over her child to McNeill to settle a drug debt and then falsely reported her missing from their residence in the Sleepy Hollow Mobile Home Park. The state said McNeill took Shaniya to the Comfort Suites in Sanford before assaulting her, killing her and dumping her body in a rural area of Lee County. Davis, 28, faces similar charges to McNeill and is awaiting trial. West said Davis’ trial could get under way by the fall. He anticipates a conference with Judge Ammons within the next month or so to discuss the trial schedule. Davis does not face the death penalty. Shaniya, you will never be forgotten. R.I.P. They need to televise McNeill’s execution. Hats off to the jury for doing what needed to be done.
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The Bachelorette Season 9 Premiere: Meet the Man Candy
After being dumped by Sean Lowe during the hometown dates, beautiful brunette Desiree Hartsock is back and looking for love. And a best friend to share life with her. And probably a little fame, too. (If this doesn’t pan out, maybe she has a career as a rap artist ?) But hey, with 25 handsome and successful men flying in from all over for the chance to drink a lot of booze, spill some man tears, start some drama, all in the quest to win her hand, can we really blame her? Tonight she’ll meet the men of The Bachelorette Season 9 and narrow the playing field down to 19 contenders. Of course, if you don’t want to wait, feel free to skip ahead and read The Bachelorette spoilers to learn the identities of Desiree’s Final Four. The rest of us will be here watching what is sure to be two parts train wreck and one part treat. Desiree Hartsock lived a humbling life, so the extravagance of the house she’ll be staying in on the hillsides of Malibu, CA is quite the step up. And someone put m&ms on her nightstand. Plus 5. Where do I get somebody to do that? Sadness. We get to relive the tearful end of her relationship with Sean Lowe. Minus 10 . To help ease the pain of that breakup, The Bachelorette producers got her a Bentley. A. Bentley. Powder blue. She says she feels like she’s exactly where she’s supposed to be. After Desiree goes roller skating in a bikini top through Malibu, she sits down with Chris Harrison where she calls herself Cinderella no less than 3 times. She wants someone who can communicate how he feels. That means man tears, right? She vows to kiss the guy if she feels like kissing the guy. GIRL POWER! Plus 8 . She’s ready to weed out the men from the boys. So are we. Can we get to that now please? (Sure we can. After Desiree says the words “this is a fairy tale” a zillion times.) So, Chris Harrison introduces himself and the show right now at the 23 minute mark like we don’t already know what’s going on here. That will not ever cease to be not weird. Hooray! We’re meeting some of the men! Bryden is from Montana. He’s an Iraq war veteran who realized on his tour that he’s ready to find a best friend he can share his life with. He’s loyal, protective, sensitive, and plans to win her heart. Plus 2. Will is a banker from Chicago who practices Bikram Yoga. And high fives random people on the streets. Nick R. is also from Chicago.. In addition to being a tailor, he’s a magician. Drew is 27 and he’s in digital marketing, which means he does something with computers. Zak is from Texas. The middle of nowhere in Texas. He works in oil and gas and finds creative ways to entertain himself on his 15 acres. And one of those ways is by going nude. Plus 12 . Robert invented sign spinning. He and his buddies just had an idea one day 8 years ago and created a new style of advertising. And he rides a skateboard. He’s this season’s Jef with one F. Mike R is British without an accent. His family has the accent but he ditched it. Since Desiree’s big on the Cinderella, he should maybe pick that back up. Brandon is an adrenaline junkie. Not sure how he makes money wakeboarding, but okay. Adrenaline junkie. He was raised by his grandparents after his parents divorced. He believes in the power of positive thinking. Desiree has arrived at the rendezvous spot and she’s ready to meet her “husband.” I hope she knows the track record of the Bachelorettes who’ve come before her. Drew the digital marketer is the first out of the limo. He’s too nervous to introduce himself. Brooks from Salt Lake City is the next out. He also forgets to introduce himself but demands a second hug. Brad the accountant remembers his own name and brings a wishbone as a callback to Desiree’s wish-making with Sean. She wins the wish. Bryden’s hoping that Sean’s loss is his gain. Michael G. is a Federal Prosecutor. He’s going into the fountain to try and find her penny so she can have a do-over on her wish from last year. The second limo arrives and Kasey climbs out. He works in social media and came up with his own hashtags: #marriagematerial and #letthejourneybegin. Minus 47 for the hashtags. Will the yoga guy tells her she has the presence of a goddess and nicknames her Athena. Since she’s the goddess of war, he maybe should have gone with Aphrodite. Mikey T is a plumber with a close family. He’s an older brother so he understands her relationship with her brother. The relationship that sort of cost her Sean last season. Jonathan goes bold and hands her a key to his own Fantasy Suite. Desiree is not amused. At all. Zak shows up without his shirt and asks if Desiree will accept his abs. (She’d be a fool not to accept his abs.) Plus 8 . James believes that loyalty is love and tells her that if they get married, he’s going to get fat and old but they’ll still be together. Larry is an ER doctor who loves to dance. He tries to dip her and her shoe gets caught on her dress. Awkward. Nick the magician brings her a paper rose which he lights on fire and turns into a white rose. Zack K . is a book publisher who rocks the Chucks with his tux. Those elicit a compliment from Des. Diogo is here to be her knight in shining armor. Quite literally. Someone get that man an oil can and a turkey leg. Minus 7 . So far the guys have brought their cheesy A-games. But there are still 10 more to meet. Chris is a mortgage broker who gets down on one knee and asks….to tie his shoe. Then says he wants to get off on the right foot. Ha. Ha. Mike R., the dental student, wore his white coat so he could be Desiree’s McDreamy. Or McSteamy. Whichever. It’s not like he knew the difference. Robert ‘s not much of a tie guy, so he takes his off upon saying hello. Juan Pablo is a Venezuelan soccer player. And Desiree can’t even seem to say his name. That relationship is doomed. But he did bring her chocolate, so at least that’s one language they both speak. Brandon rides up on his motorcycle and Desiree asks to go for a ride. On his bike. Ahem. Plus 7. Brian wears a soft jacket. Micah wears a suit he designed himself. It pales in comparison to Desiree’s stunning red number from her own introduction. Pales. Nick wrote a poem: “Des, after watching you at the end of last season/I know I’m here for the right reason./The way you showed such genuine emotion/Made my heart flutter like waves in the ocean.” And we stopped listening and tried not to barf. Minus 4 Dan says he’s happy to meet Desiree three times in 10 seconds. The final guy of the night, Ben brings his son Brody to meet Desiree. And then sends him back to grandma where he wins the hearts of America on the way back to the limo by asking if he did everything and wishing he could go to the party with his Dad. Heart. Melted. Plus 45 . All the men are in the house! Desiree’s ready to get to know them. Chris Harrison tells her she doesn’t have to wait until the ceremony to start passing out roses. If Sean can do it, so can she. Kasey has another hashtag: #IWantARose. You and 18 other dudes, dude. With a little trick up his sleeve, Nick R. makes Des disappear for about 5 minutes and steals her away for the first one-on-one conversation. Like her, he’s in the custom clothing industry. So, common ground for the two of them. Brandon cuts in and asks Nick R. to disappear for 5 minutes. Minus 3 . He tells her that he flipped a coin to decide whether he should take a shot at going on The Bachelorette or to his birthday party with his grandparents. Here he is. He gives the coin to Des and tells her to give it to his mom on their hometown date. The guys take turns butting in and stealing Des away. Ben steals her and talks about his son. He’s never been married and has a kid with his best friend. He loves to camp and so does Des. He gets the first rose of the night. After getting the first rose, Ben starts dishing out advice to the other guys which the other guys do not appreciate. Haters gonna hate. The other guys start game-planning to get the roses. Diogo wears his helmet and someone does a little dance for her. Zak says he has to do something to get her attention as if the fact that he’s been shirtless all night hasn’t been enough. So in addition to being shirtless, he takes off his pants and jumps in the pool. Wonder where she’ll pin the rose now? While he’s swimming, the other guys whisk her away and Zak freezes. His stunt, or stripping down to his skivvies, earned him the second rose! Bryden ’s best friend is his dog. He plays the kid card, too, and tells the story of an Iraqi boy he befriended while overseas. He gets the third rose of the night. Juan Pablo’ s accent prevents Desiree from hearing or understanding anything else. He shows her some soccer moves and then starts a scrimmage with the other guys. The other guys who are growing increasingly more frustrated that they don’t have roses. The guys get more and more antsy as Drew steals her away for a chat. With her boobs. Minus 6 . She notices him looking at places other than her face and calls him on it. Then she gives him a rose. Larry laments his failed attempt to dip Desiree . He’s incredibly drunk. So drunk his face doesn’t move when he talks and he takes his glasses off and puts them back on and takes them off again. So drunk. Minus 4 . Jonathan calls himself “the guy who does bold things” and plans to plant one on her in his own version of the Fantasy Suite. He does some one-legged push-ups to prepare. He tells her his Fantasy Suite comment was a joke she didn’t get. She’s doing her best to get away from him and he just won’t let her leave. She’s not buying it. But hey, his mom says he’s good looking. Des should totally go for that! He pulls a Vicki Gunvalson and talks about his empty love tank. And I make a dirty joke in my head about his empty love tank and all that time he’s been spending alone in the Fantasy Suite. Kasey has another hashtag, and this one works. #FantasySuiteFail . Plus 13 . Desiree asks Jonathan to leave immediately. No rose ceremony for him. Plus 15 . Chris Harrison swoops in and swipes the tray of remaining roses. The rest will be handed out at the Rose Ceremony. Which is happening right now. The lucky guys receiving roses during the ceremony are: Brandon Zack K. Will Brooks Juan Pablo Brad Kasey James Robert Brian Dan Chris Mikey Joining the above 13 are: Ben Zak Michael Drew Nick Bryden Larry ‘s still upset about his failed attempt at dipping Des and Nick the magician doesn’t understand how his tricks didn’t work. Diogo has an “explosion of love and feelings” to share with someone. Just not Desiree. If the previews are any indication, get ready for a wild, tear-filled trip around the world as the bachelors attempt to woo Desiree Hartsock! EPISODE TOTAL: +34 SEASON TOTAL: +34
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