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‘Victorious’ Star Victoria Justice Talks ‘Fun’ New Show

‘I also get to perform original music and sing and dance,’ actress says of her new Nickelodeon show. By Jocelyn Vena Victoria Justice Photo: MTV News At age 17, Victoria Justice is already a household name to fans of Nickelodeon. With roles on shows like Shelby Marx on “iCarly” and Lola Martinez on “Zoey 101” already under her belt, she’s ready to make a name for herself as the star of her own show “Victorious,” playing the show’s lead, Victoria “Tori” Vega. The show is set to premiere on Saturday night (March 26) after the Kids’ Choice Awards, and Justice said that getting her own show is a lot more work than having a supporting role on someone else’s. “When I was on ‘Zoey 101’ I had a lot of time off,” she admitted to MTV News. “But now if I ever have time off I end up doing press interview, so I’m always busy.” Not that she’s complaining — she appreciates the opportunity she’s been given and she loves the work. But just what is her new show about? “I play a girl named Tori Vega and she’s kind of suddenly accepted to this performance arts high school, and from there it’s her dealing with all these crazy characters that go there and normal teen problems like trying to fit in and cute boys,” she explained. Not only will she be able to show off her acting skills week after week, but she says that the show gives her chance to show another side of herself. “I also get to perform original music and sing and dance,” she added. “[That] makes it a lot of fun.” Are you excited to see Victoria’s new show? Tell us in the comments! And make sure to stick with MTVNews.com on Saturday night for all our Kids Choice Awards coverage. For young Hollywood news, fashion and “Twilight” updates around the clock, visit HollywoodCrush.MTV.com .

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Virgin Pussy of the Day

When I think about virgin pussy – this isn’t what comes to mind…but at the rate girls are turning into sluts at a young age these days, Susan Boyle is probably the only hope I have to get up in a virgin, cuz I’ve never ventured down that road, when I was the age girls around me were still virgins, I was more into girls who knew how to fuck, not to mention I never had the patience to put the work into the virgins to get them to take off their panties, but if I was like Rod Stewart and knew what I know now when I was younger, I would have switched up my logic…now my only hope is for retards, nuns who quit nunning and socially awkward 50 year olds or 10 year olds…and that depresses me because now I can’t realistically have the Virgin fantasy anymore… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Kristin Cavallari in her Stripper Dress Preps for the Future of the Day

The good news of the week is that The Hills were finally cancelled. Sure it was a few years too late as far as I’m concerned, because from the day I heard of the shit, I knew it was fucking garbage people would eventually get tired of. It was a social experiment that made me lose hope in America for actually buying into the shit because the cast members who were supposed to be “real” people, in their “real” lives, but as their celebrity, their egos, their fame, their money and everything about them became its own annoying piece of shit entity, the TV show became as useless as it always was but people didn’t realize it was because the people involved were useless from the start….and instead took a liking…. The biggest loser in the whole thing was Kristin Cavallari who only signed back on after her ego and fame and celebrity told her she could have a legit acting career, only to come crawling back to the only people who would give her work the year it got fucking cancelled… So if this is not a publicity stunt, it’s safe to say, she’ll be stripping or doing porn when she realizes the gravy train has ended and the lottery ticket has fuckin’ expired…and this dress will make a good first song costume at the stripclub…when that’s all she has left to pay her credit card debt she racked up when she thought the good times were here to stay… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Did George Bush Clean His Hands On Bill Clintons Shirt?

Did George Bush Clean His Hands On Bill Clintons Shirt? 3 answers , 0 raves After apparently shaking the hand of a Haitian at one of the camps of displaced survivors he and Bill Clinton visited as part of their work for the Clinton Bush Haiti Fund, Bush gave No. 42 a chummy pat on the shoulder that lingered into a swipe on Clinton’s sleeve. Next time, Bush might want to wait a beat or two longer before going for the handy-wipe move. Make sure to watch the video and make your own judgment: http://www.truthdig.com/avbooth/item/bush_shakes_haitians_han… Yes Bush used Bill Clintons Shirt to clean his Hands 67% (2 answers) No he did not 33% (1 answers)

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Miley Cyrus Discusses Her Chemistry With Liam Hemsworth On ‘Ellen’

‘We’ve been together for 10 months now and I’m really happy,’ singer says about her beau and ‘Last Song’ co-star. By Jocelyn Vena Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus Photo: Stefanie Keenan/Getty Images for Chopard Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth didn’t share their onscreen/offscreen chemistry from the get-go. Cyrus says that when the couple first started shooting their movie “The Last Song” last summer, she wasn’t sure how Hemsworth felt about her. In an interview with Ellen DeGeneres set to air on “Ellen” next Wednesday, Cyrus, who also appeared on “American Idol” this week, explains that when she first met Hemsworth, she had no intention of dating him, or anyone else for that matter. “I was actually going through a tough time. I was like, guys just need to be out of my life for a little while,” she explained. “[I thought] ‘I just need to alone.’ “I kind of just wanted to focus on my work. I tend to hide behind my work sometimes,” she says of how she felt at the time. But there was something about Hemsworth that made her change her mind. “But I met him, and he opened the door for me, and I was like, I have been in L.A. for three years and I don’t think any guy has actually opened the door for me,” she added. “It wasn’t that he wanted the job. That’s just who he is. I was like, ‘Wow, that is super-impressive.’ I actually turned to the director and said, ‘He’s got the job.’ He’s hot and he opened the door. Excellent.” The attraction was there for Cyrus, but she wasn’t sure they could make it work. “We started filming and at one point the chemistry was kind of awkward. … I liked him a little bit, he liked me a little bit, but it was awkward,” she said. “Then I was like, ‘OK, just fake it.’ [I said] ‘Please just pretend you like me’ and he was like ‘I don’t have to pretend. I really do like you.’ [Then it was like] ‘OK, you’re going to be my boyfriend. Cool.’ ” So, how good are things for the pair now? Apparently pretty great. “We’ve been together for 10 months now and I’m really happy,” she said. “I like him more now than I did [before] because we know more about each other.” “The Last Song” is due in theaters Wednesday, March 31. Check out everything we’ve got on “The Last Song.” For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com . Related Videos ‘The Last Song’ Exclusive Clip Related Artists Miley Cyrus

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The Eight Types of People to Unfollow on Twitter or Defriend on Facebook [Etiquette]

Everybody has a few people clogging up their social networking sites with frequent updates, annoying pictures, and general stupidity. But there’s often guilt about offing these former friends. Feel bad no more! These are the people you must ditch now. Now, to be fair, you should probably consider your relationship with these people before you go deleting them from your electronic life. After all if it’s your partner, parent, boss, best friend, or the guy you’ve been seeing on and off for the last few years, they might notice what you did and take it as an affront. If you’re close enough to this person for them to notice you went out for a pack of eCigarettes and never came back, then it might be better to just have a talk with them about fixing their obnoxious internet behavior. Or you can do the passive aggressive thing and defriend them and then when they say “Yo, what’s up?” tell them that they suck. That works too. If you know any of these people below, it’s time to cut the cord. Hopefully they’ll know what they did. The Overuser : Their thumbs are practically shackled to their Blackberry and their fingers never leave the keyboard. It’s always some new update about where they are (fucking Foursquare!), what they’re doing, or other similar inanities. It’s like someone tweeting about their work out. Oh look, Bill is on his first set of bicep curls. Now Bill is on his second set of bicep curls. Now Bill is on his…we don’t care, no matter how good his guns look. We don’t want to read the seven million articles about Robert Pattinson someone thought were so revealing they had to be shared with the world in rapid succession. We don’t want to hear a critique of every American Idol contestant’s wardrobe, song choice, and singing ability in separate dispatches. This person is like the cyber version of the guy in the Micro Machine’s commercial. Just shut the fuck up. The noise is drowning out the conversation we’re trying to hear. The Oversharer : The minute one of your followees says anything about a bowel movement, it is time to go. Period. Some people use Facebook to share what they’re doing and how they’re feeling in a fun and interesting way. It’s like running into them at a cocktail party and getting the quick rundown. An annoying few use it for their disgusting confessional full of graphic biological, biographical, and sexual information. We don’t want to hear about yellow toenails. We don’t care that this is the heaviest flow that the world has ever seen. We don’t want to hear about every petty slight, bicker, and squabble with a significant other. We’re not a couples counselor, we’re a friend. Sure, if the results of the biopsy come back negative, please celebrate and share it with the world. But a constant stream of gross overshares won’t just make us flinch, it will make us click that little X next to your name. The Proselytizer : These aren’t just the people who are constantly sharing Bible quotes with the world, it’s any person who is constantly nagging other people to join their causes, political battles, and groups. Guess what, if we cared about stopping the deforestation of the Florida panhandle, we would seek the group out and join it ourselves. We don’t need you suggesting that we become a part of it every time we log on to the site! And just because we were guilted into joining “One Million Smooches for Gay Marriage” doesn’t mean we’ll have the same magnanimity when it comes to “Make Gay Marriage Happen Or We’ll Stop Arranging Your Flowers,” “A Petition to End Oil Dependence in the Middle East,” or “Save the Owls of Tuscaloosa County.” These people might as well be one of those horrible college kids who stand on the street with a pack of pamphlets and say, “Do you have a moment for environmental rights?” No, we do not. It’s bad enough when it’s something we already agree with. If someone is spreading crazy Christian nonsense, creationist magic, or right wing political propaganda, they’re so dead to us. The In-Joker : Have you ever gone to someone else’s high school reunion? Unless you are the world’s most patient partner, of course not, because who wants to sit through hours of people sharing stories that you can’t put into context, understand, or enjoy. But that is just what following an In-Joker’s Twitter feed is like. “Like Mark is totally eating a shrimp taco, wink wink @Mike Totally makes me think of that guy in Cancun: ‘Por favor’ Am I right?!!” We’re glad @Mike chuckled because we have no fucking clue what you are saying. No, we don’t know what is so LOL about a cruller in a Corolla or what is so LMAO about karaoke in Bangkok. (OK, that is kind of amusing.) Sure, those might be hilarious for a small collection of people, but it’s a total confusing bore for the rest of us. And please don’t leave in-jokey comments on our page either. Sure, you just want to show how close we are by reminding us of a great moment we shared. We get it, but we want to propagate an open conversation among people we know and like, we don’t want our little slice of the internet to be the back of a 13-year-old girl’s yearbook. The Replyer : There is nothing more annoying than looking at someone’s Twitter page and every burst of characters starts with either an @ or an RT. This is especially true if the response has no context of what the original comment was about. If we don’t follow that other person, we have no idea what the reply is all about. It’s like turning on a David Lynch movie 45 minutes into it. You will be lost, frustrated, and possibly on the verge of an LSD flashback. These are also the people who have something to say about every status update, every picture posted, and every event invitation confirmed. To the casual observer, he is your only or best friend only because he is always there, lurking like two-day-old onion bagel stink in your trash can. He never has anything to say for himself, he’s just feeding and living off of what everyone else has to say. Come up with something of your own or go away. The Meme Lover : The only person who should be sending you weird forward chain mail letters is your mom. Some strange neurotoxin must be released when a woman pushes a baby out of her body that makes her send these to her offspring years later. It can’t be helped, only tolerated. However, if anyone other than your mother is bothering you with “25 Things You Don’t Care to Know About Me” or #sometimesiwonder or tagging you in one of those stupid grids of Little Miss characters, then they need to be cut loose from your life. Yes, a Blingee kitten every so often isn’t the worst thing in the world and can brighten a day, but for those people who fall for every retarded Avatar Week tomfoolery the web dreams up, there is a special sort of banishment. The Fisher : These are the people whose low self-esteem needs to be bolstered by other people wanting to know the details of their life. “I just feel like crying right now” or “You’re never going to believe what I just bought!” or “Can’t wait to tell everyone the big news.” People who say vague and leading things like that want someone else to say, “What?” or “Why?” or “How Come?” That is what The Fisher makes you do, but what they’re really saying is “Tell me I’m good enough to care about.” You probably are, but you don’t need a bunch of anonymous affirmations to tell you that. And sorry, Al-Anon taught us how to not be an enabler so we’re not taking the bait. We’re just going to ignore you and let some poor Replyer feed your madness. The Nobody : Face it, everyone’s Facebook friend list is bloated. It includes people from high school you haven’t talked to in eons, people you you met once at a cocktail party and never talked to again, people who you have 90 mutual friends with but have never actually met in person. And you have to listen to all these things that people say. More often than not, these are the folks who are the types above that you have to get rid of. Your real friends don’t annoy you. Well, they probably do, but you put up with it because, as Dionne sings, that’s what friends are for. Just cut out all the fat. If you don’t recognize someone’s name or face, let them go. It doesn’t make you any less of a person that your numbers are dwindling. You are still important, people still know and like you, and it’s going to be OK. Just take a deep breath. These tools are here to keep you connected, share information, and have fun. Just like the winner of The Biggest Loser , life going to be so much easier to do that once you get rid of all the excess.

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Miley Cyrus Says She And Liam Hemsworth ‘Make Each Other Look Good’

Miley spoke on ‘Good Morning America’ about working with her ‘Last Song’ co-star and boyfriend. By Jocelyn Vena Miley Cyrus on “Good Morning America” on Monday Photo: ABC Miley Cyrus stopped by “Good Morning America” on Monday (March 22) to promote her new movie, “The Last Song,” opening March 31. And the conversation inevitably turned to her off-screen relationship with co-star Liam Hemsworth . “It was really good [working with Liam], because it makes you want to come to work and … look good,” said Cyrus, who was dressed in a sparkly blouse, tights and shorts. “I’m trying to make people see my work as a real actress and more mature. And when you have someone who loves you and wants you to do well, you really want to help each other, and you want to make each other look good. We both were trying to get our point across [that] we can do more than [what people know us as].” While filming the movie, Cyrus found a very unique way of keeping herself entertained, and that included paying off co-star Bobby Coleman, who plays her younger brother. “He is probably one of the most hysterical kids I’ve met in my life,” she said. “This kid will do anything for five bucks. By the end he literally had a receipt for me. It was like $80. I paid him 10 bucks to go ask Liam if he liked me. I sent him back and forth. It was really funny.” Cyrus also praised her onscreen dad, Greg Kinnear, for keeping the tone on the set light and fun. “He is very laid back, but he’s really funny,” she said. “Mostly, he plays deeper darker roles, and he’s so hilarious. … So many times I felt like I was back on the [‘Hannah Montana’] set with my dad.” “The Last Song” is part of Cyrus’ plan to take on more mature roles, but she said that leaving “Hannah Montana” behind hasn’t been as easy she thought it was going to be. “It’s bittersweet. It’s been kind of hard,” she said. “It’s like, ‘Oh my gosh, I don’t have this to fall back on.’ We’ve been doing this for five years, then we start to think this is our life and to leave this behind is hard. [But we’re] excited to go on to new chapters in our life. It’s given me such a great start.” Are you ready to see Miley Cyrus play a more mature character? Will you miss “Hannah Montana”? Share your thoughts in the comments below. Check out everything we’ve got on “The Last Song.” For young Hollywood news, fashion and “Twilight” updates around the clock, visit HollywoodCrush.MTV.com .

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Project Runway: These Are the Peope in Your Neighborhood [Recaps]

Project Runway is all about vision and delusion. The vision of arranged design marriages. The delusion they always end in divorce. The vision of New York City. The delusion it is always beautiful. Plus, a special announcement! Last night we faced another team challenge where the eight remaining designers had to pair up and create two outfits—one for day and one for evening—based on different New York neighborhoods. Anthony and Maya had Chinatown, Emilio and Seth Aaron had Harlem, Amy and Jonathan had the Upper East Side, and Jay and Mila had the East Village. What, no love for the west side? This challenge was also tied into the show’s deal with L’Oreal Paris which is one of the: Things We Hated : Kissing to Makeup : I don’t know why, but I can’t stand Collier Strong, the lead stylist from L’Oreal. It has nothing to do with who he is as a person or what he does on the show, but for some reason, every season he shows up to shill for the company and give the models specific looks and every season I just want to punch him in the face. I think I just resent the fact that he is someone ruining the integrity of the competition but taking up precious airtime with something we care so little about. Also, the makeup he was trying to sell us last night was their “Professional Line.” What, does it make people look like hookers? Team Leaders : When the selection of team leaders in these kinds of challenges is chosen at random (like last night when the names were drawn from a bag) there should be no “team leader.” It is an arbitrarily assigned designation and by no means should one designer listen to the other. No one should be in charge, which means that the leader is more in danger of going home when both individuals can have an equal role in tanking a design. They should instead force the designers to collaborate. As we all know there is nothing harder than having to work and compromise with someone you can’t stand and whose vision you don’t share. That will make some new fresh drama, if everyone is on equal footing, because it will eliminate the “I was just doing what I was told” excuse. All the Fireworks : Why do the designers feel like they need to work all their tricks into every outfit every week. More people get in trouble by being overly ambitious, not having enough time to finish, and making a sloppy garment than coming up with something simple, chic, and well-made. We’re looking at you, Jonathan and Amy. Know when it’s time to step away from the easel. Have a Look Around You : It’s amazing that the only team of people who went to their designated neighborhood bothered to take the clothes that the people on the street were actually wearing. Props to Emilio and Seth Aaron for designing something for the people in their hood as well as inspired by it. Some of the other teams might have done a bit better if they followed their lead. Judging the Judges : For a second when I heard that Queen Tangerine Michael Kors was not in attendance at last night’s judging, I had a horrible flashback to last season when there was never a full panel and we got stuck with all sorts of horrible substitutes left and right. Last night, Francisco Costa, who is much too pale and meek to every replace Ms. Kors. Also Molly Sims , a computer programmer who invented a game where you control fake avatars in a digital universe, was the guest judge. She barely said two words and both of them made us wince. Mila, You You Bitch! : Mila, there is a thing in this universe called color. The shelves at Mood are absolutely littered with it. Why don’t you give it a fucking shot once, for christ’s sake. Even though Nina Garcia Fashion Director of Marie Claire Magazine gets all wet in her knickers every time she sees you and has decided you have already won the competition doesn’t mean you can’t experiment. Boy, was NGFDMCM all over your boring outfit that looked like a reject from Party Girl . There is nothing more boring than predictability, right NGFDMCM? “Thank You for the Opportunity” : Why do all the designers say this wehn they get kicked off? They’re all going to go back to toiling in obscurity working for some second tier fashion fashion house. Just once I wish someone would be all “Fuck you, Heidi!” and curse and scream and kick their foot through the Project Runway screen. Just once. Please! Things We Loved : Jay Vs. Mila : This is why the God of Reality Producers created group challenges. It’s not that they necessarily hated each other, but even their icy coldness was fun to watch. God bless this perfect little disaster. Hot Pants : Yes, Seth Aaron, who is straight, wore hot pink jeans. Know what? I kinda want a pair. Tearing down the Wall : Tim is totally over The Great Bluefly.com Accessory Wall of Made in China. Every week he has to tell designers to use it “judiciously” or “strategically” or “bisexually.” This week he said, “You know the drill with the Bluefly.com accessory wall.” He might as well have said, “Oh, and, you know about this stupid corporate shilling I have to do, right? Ugh. Done.” Pretty Fly for a White Girl : Even though Seth Aaron and Emilio were designing for Harlem they had two white girl models. It’s great that they made it work. Especially Seth Aaron’s model, who was rocking some crazy hat and one earring looking like Lauren Hill just came down with a serious case of Albanism. Way to work it, sister. Boob Tube : Every female judge who is ever on this show is obsessed with boobs. Where they fall, how they look, the fit around them, the undergarments, boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs. Is this because Heidi is always pregnant and thinking of her tits or is this some lady fashion obsession that I’ve never heard of before? Double Win : This is just kind of sweet. They both had great looks and collaborated well. We’re glad the show isn’t only rewarding the teams that had drama but also the ones that create something really beautiful and original. Particularly because NGFDMCM probably made this happen because she didn’t want Emilio’s dress, which she didn’t like, to take the top prize unconditionally. I Just Want to Bang on the Drum All Day : The second most amazing sound effect after the Law & Order chunk-chunk are the drums that preceed the final verdict on Runway . My pulse races every week when Heidi says, “Amy” and then we all hear bum-bum-BUM-bum, bum-bum-BUM-bum, “you are out.” It’s the perfect punctuation for a tense situation and just enough of a pause for us to scoot up on the couch, fists clenched ready to hear what edict is about to come down from on high. Someone should win an Emmy for this. Oh, Ms. Kors : He wasn’t even on this episode and still had the best line of the night. In the preview he bleats, “It looks like a disco straightjacket!” Next week can’t come soon enough. In the end, as already state, Emilo and Seth Aaron won for their gorgeous black gown and crazy denim doodad with a hat that looked just like the one the Purple Pieman wore but it wasn’t purple it was plaid. Amy was sent home for her weird orange think that looked like a melted creamsicle still in the wrapper. For more about the Jay and Mila battle and Amy and Jonathan’s colossal waste of time, check out the videos. But first, we’ve confirmed that fan favorite contestant Anthony, Suzanne Sugarbaker herself, will be joining the Gawker Project Runway liveblog on April 1 at 9pm. He’ll be here to answer questions, watch the show with us, and hopefully give us some behind-the-scenes dirt. Be sure to join us then! Jay Vs. Mila Context : Emilio is the second to last team leader to pick his teammate. His remaining choices are Mila, who both he and Jay hate, or Seth Aaron, whose design aesthetic is totally opposite of his. He chooses Seth Aaron so that Mila and Jay are stuck together. Vision : Combining two toxic ingredients will create a huge explosion. Delusion : They didn’t really explode, but they did sort of fizzle out into a giant messy puddle. What Would Nina Say? : “Jay, really you are no Mila.” Dramometer : 8 Under the Gunn Context : When he comes around, even Tim can feel the iciness between Jay and Mila. He’s afraid it’s going to send them home. Vision : Unhappy designers are bad designers who get sent home. Delusion : Jay should have worried a bit more about his work and less about his coworker. What Would Nina Say? : “Jay, Mila wouldn’t let a models boobs flap around like that.” Dramometer : 4 Big Ideas Context : Jonathan and Amy have designed too looks that are so ambitious that they are in danger of not finishing. This is a danger every week, but it feels especially intense today. Vision : Hard work and diligence will make the outfits stellar. Delusion : Like Tim tells them, they have to make sure the looks are worth all the ahrd work. They aren’t. Sorry, Amy. What Would Nina Say? : “Amy, if you used more black and white like Mila, I would like you better.” Dramometer : 6 Runway Arrogance Context : Seth Aaron and Emilio watch their co-winners march down the runway. Vision : See what the people are wearing and give them something they like. Delusion : A strategy that never fails. What Would Nina Say? : “This would have been better if Mila did it.” Dramometer : 2 Back Talk Context : Jay gets lambasted for his ill-fitting tank top. Vision : Spending more time on a cool pair of pants will get him a win. Delusion : Doesn’t he know these women are obsessed with boobs? What Would Nina Say? : See for yourself! Dramometer : 5

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Lady Gaga’s Prison GF Says Kissing Her Was ‘Electric’ [Interviews]

Heather Cassils is the awesome-looking woman who plays Lady Gaga ‘s prison girlfriend in the “Telephone” video. But she’s also a well-known artist in her own right. And she loved making out with Gaga. Doree: Were you familiar with Gaga’s work before and what did you think of it? Heather: I was not really all that familiar with her work. I had heard her music (how can you not) but what I really noticed was her appearances at the Grammys and I recall appreciating the radical outfit choices, the birdcage on the head and the bleeding performance. This is more what stuck in my head than her music because as a visual artist it was interesting to see her making reference all across the spectrum of performance art from Lee Bowery to Ron Athey. I was impressed that she was bringing these tropes into her work to bring these visuals to an entirely different audience. D: How’d you meet Gaga? Describe the process of getting asked/selected to be in the video. Were you immediately interested? H: I run my own personal training business out of a small gym in Silverlake. At my gym there is another trainer named Dallas Malloy. She is an amazing bodybuilder who is also a talented actor. Dallas called me randomly one day from an audition telling me that she a casting agent was looking for female bodybuilders. Apparently they could not find enough of them so Dallas thought of me because, although I am not as huge as pro builders, with the right camera work I can look massive. I thanked Dallas and told her that acting was not really my thing but when she told me it was to play a security guard in a woman’s prison for a Beyoncé/ Gaga video. With the mention of Beyoncé’s name I told her to give me the address. (I LOVE Destiny’s Child especially) I ended up being cast as an inmate and I went to set that day for the “camp” factor. I figured I could cross Beyoncé video off my list. Upon arriving, I was sent up to set, saddened to learn that Beyonce was rehearsing for the Grammys. We blocked the prison yard scene with a Lady Gaga double a few times. Escorted by an entourage, The Lady herself, came on set. Within minuets her people called me over. Draped in chains and clad in cat suit she extended her manicured hand to me. “Hello, I’m Lady Gaga.” “Hello, I’m Heather Cassils.” That’s how I met Lady Gaga—a bizarre and organic unfolding of events that can only take place in Los Angeles. D: Did you know what the storyline of the “Telephone” video was before you shot the scene? How was your role described to you? Are you wearing your own clothes or did they design a costume for you? H: I had no idea about the story line, except that I was to be a security guard in a woman’s prison scene ( which I thought was hilarious). My initial role was not described to me at all with the exception of the interactions I had with Gaga after meeting her. She looked me over and told me she wanted me to play her “girlfriend in prison.” She mulled over our interactions and said finally in definitively: “when I want some one I never go to them, they come to me… so you come to me.” She then told me I was to “touch her inappropriately.” As for costuming, the night before the shoot we were sent a list of clothing options to turn up in, items such as bikinis, thongs, high heels etc. At this point I panicked and called the casting director informing her that I do not do bikinis and heels. She assured me it would be okay if I turned up in some dark form fitting clothes. So I actually wore my girlfriend’s pants and leather vest that day. (Great thing about dating women is that you double your wardrobe possibilities). But generally I wear similar garb. I like to fashion my self after a Tom of Finland drawing or the illustrious art hustler of the ’70s Peter Berlin . I showed up dressed as you see in the video and was sent up to set. D: How does this video dovetail with your own art? H: In my artwork I use my body as my medium and I address many subjects, gender representation being one of them. I see the construction of my physique as a performance which purposely toys with the traditional process of Greek sculptors, who were said to find their ideal form by chipping away at a block of marble and discarding any unnecessary material. I see my body as a conceptual sculpture, a critique of the social pressure we feel to make our bodies conform to an aesthetic, binary gendered and cultural ideal. People have all sorts of reactions to my body, within the context of my art work as well as being out in the world. When I lived in London, I had a group of people pull their car over to ask me what gender I was, they just had to know, because the in between was too much for them. Not knowing and the suspension of disbelief and what that does to people—it starts with the body, but it can translate into all kinds of other important things. Visual impressions have a lot of power, more power than language, for this reason I see my being included in the Gaga video as a sort of infiltration. So if my job as artist is to think about how various symbol combine to make meaning, than I guess one could say that being in the Gaga video, and all the dialogue that has come out of being included in the video, is an extension of my art practice. D: How many takes did you have to do to get the kiss down? What was it like to kiss Lady Gaga? Is she a good kisser? H: The kiss was down from the get go. It happened very naturally and organically. I leaned into smell her and I started by kissing her neck. It was electric and when I got to her mouth, she actually kissed me. Kissing lady Gaga was like kissing any beautiful woman you feel a connection with, as soon as I touched her she was just that, very sensitive and responsive. It even eclipsed the crazy cigarette glasses that were smoking. I think we did four or five takes, it all happened so fast, it was a bit of a blur. By the last takes we were brushing ashes off each other and coughing and laughing. Talk about second hand smoke! But really it was a performance and that yes she is a good kisser but kissing my girlfriend is even more powerful as I’m totally under her spell. D: Why is it important for queer artists to increase their visibility? What are other ways you’re doing that? Do you consider yourself a political artist? Why or why not? H: It is important for queer artists to increase their visibility because it offers up options. Since I have done this video I have had over 15,000 people look at my artist website . To my surprise I have gotten a ton of really young people contacting me, telling me how much they appreciate what I have been articulating in the media and also how much they connect with my art. Some of these letters are from very young queer and disenfranchised people, who live in smaller cities with no support. Teens have written me from Germany, France and Scotland, telling me of their feelings of alienation and that by being the artist that I am, and by being outspoken about my beliefs that I have helped them alleviate their own personal feelings of shame around gender identity and sexuality. To me this is truly an honor and the ultimate service I can provide as a cultural producer. My work starts with my own body, which I have manipulated via diet and exercise to produce a physique that is not usually associated with the female gender. I see life as a sort of performance art work and that every gesture you make, every way you present yourself is a possibility to author an experience for those surrounding you which could be art. As for my more formal art practice, I create living paintings where you use a live element to have people really stay with the composition of the piece. For my most recent performance “Tiresius” I stood in a plexi podium, and fit my body inside a classical Greek male torso carved from ice, which I melted over a 5 hour period with the heat from my body. Tiresius, the Greek mythological character, makes frequent appearances in the arts – from Dante’s Inferno to T.S. Eliot’s The Wasteland, he is a crucial but almost always marginal figure straddling time, gender, life and death. Here I cast the story of Tiresius as one of endurance and transformation, in which masculinity both freezes the body, and melts away. I perform Hard Times blind, wearing prosthetic mask that makes my eyes appear to have been removed from their sockets. I wear a frosted blond wig and the deep tan of a bodybuilding lady. Clad in a coral body thong, I teeter seven feet in the air on plank of slippery wood upheld by construction scaffolding. For six minutes I perform a body building routine in slow motion. I manipulate my body into the poses with a very controlled, methodical and deliberate slowness borrowed from butoh dance. Holding such deep muscular contractions for extended periods causes an overload of the central nervous system—all my limbs convulse and shake uncontrollably. Culturally and politically, we are in a state of rotting from the inside out. Hard Times responds to the culture of consumption and denial with an image of a body that sputters and twitches with exertion to maintain its manicured surface. I will be doing a performance of Hard Times in an upcoming Movement Research Spring 2010 Festival entitled “HARDCORPS” curated by A.L. Steiner, Aki Sasamoto, Melanie Maar and Walter Dundervill. My art is a thermometer of sorts, which takes the temperature of our cultural climate. Am I political artist? I suppose I am, because nothing exists outside the realm of politics. To say you are political is a political statement. D: Did you find anything problematic about Gaga’s video when you watched it in full? Do you feel that the LGBT community was fairly represented, or is it in itself a step forward that the community can be satirized in a mainstream video? H: No, I find nothing problematic about Gaga’s video. For some one to say that it is bad to have representation of LGBTQ people in prison in a music is just ludicrous to me. To be able to poke, to parody ourselves means we have come along way. They are missing the point. In addition, Gaga is exploiting all images in the video, including herself. The structure of the video claims everything from Thelma and Louise to early sexploitation films. My friend Michelle Johnson is an EXCELLENT filmmaker has mad a film recently called Lezploitation , which reclaims of exploitation films of this era through a lesbian gaze. While Gaga may not be a lesbian, Gaga is clearly not straight but certainly she is queer. I don’t see any problem with her reclaiming these images as well! D: Anything else you’d like to add? H: In a world where technology is king, where we interact more and more on line with social networking and e-mail, it is all the more important to construct real relationships in which you effect social change for the better. It is SO important to know where our hard fought free expression comes from. If Gaga’s work speaks to people, they might also be interested in the art work of amazing trans artist Zachary Drucker, David Wojnarovich and Leigh Bowery who died of AIDS, Ron Athey, Eleanor Antin, Michel Clarke, Maria Abramovich, Adrian Piper and Emory Douglas – the lead graphic artist for the Black Panthers. Some of these artists have more notoriety than others but there work is spellbindingly beautiful and so necessary for our consciousness. [ Photos by Clover Leary ]

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Ty Fyffe Remembers Meeting Michael Jackson, Announces Contest

‘This is a way for me to reach out to people,’ he tells Mixtape Daily about his talent competition. By Shaheem Reid Ty Fyffe Photo: Courtesy of Ty Fyffe Behind the Beats: Ty Fyffe Queens native Ty Fyffe has them all from The G-Unit to Michael Jackson. “It was a life-changing experience,” he said about visiting Michael Jackson at the King of Pop’s home. At the time in the early ’90s, Fife was under the tutelage of Teddy Riley and living in Virginia. “Ted was working with Mike heavy after the success of Dangerous, ” Fyffe added. “He took me and one of his boys down to Neverland. Mike was working on the ‘Addams Family Values’ soundtrack. It was crazy that I went to the joint. We was in his movie theater.” After Riley, Fyffe went on to learn from Erick Sermon. “That was my second half of learning production,” Ty offered. “He showed me so much on the funk side of things — I started studying funk music, the heavy bass lines on the tracks. You could hear it on my work.” Eventually Ty broke out on is own, working with 50 Cent, Lloyd Banks, Snoop Dogg and Cam’ron on the classic Come Home With Me. After mingling so long with vets, Fyffe wants to spread the love to new jacks. “I got a contest for my new compilation,” he said. “The first installment of Ty Fyffe Presents — it’s raw and uncut its hosted by DJ Kay Slay the Drama King. It’s a global competition I’m promoting all over the Internet. I got sponsors like Digiwaxx. It’s a great opportunity; it’s the chance of lifetime. I wanted to get the fresh talent from people out there. We’re getting so many submissions from people in Las Vegas, Texas, Virginia — it’s a great way to get yourself out there. This is a way for me to reach out to people trying to get with me and give them a shot. Fyffe’s contest ends on April 15. Next Wave of Flav On Jim Jones : “He’s going for big records. He’s trying to catch that big record look. He’s gonna always have the streets; he’s affiliated with the streets. I just wanna take him to the next level.” On Busta Rhymes : “I got two on The Chemo. I’m still submitting for him. We had a lot of success on the last record. I did the ‘Hustler’s Anthem’ with T-Pain. Busta is incredible, hands-down one of the best. He’s so creative, he’s mastered flows — the new records are energy. I’m making big intros [for him]. When the beat drops, its over.” On Drake : “They didn’t pick the joint yet. We’ll see what happens. I hope I make the album. It’s looking pretty strong. I’m gonna keep feeding the album.” On Juelz Santana : “Amazing. I’m feedin’ him batches. I know they hearing me right now.” Five-Star Stellar Hits (Separately and Together)