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Mariah Carey Cross Dressin’ of the Day

For those of you who really love dick but can’t admit it to yourself because of the implications it will have with your family, friends and even your co-workers because gay is still not something you’re willing to accept and prefer staying on the “Tranny Porn Fetish fence on, so you slowly satisfy your needs by dating ugly butch girls with facial hair, who you try to surprise with a sailor costume, or even a construction worker costume, or some other Village People shit, trying to play it off as being something fun and exciting to do and totally not sexual, until your plan goes to hell when you try to slip her into the strap-on dildo you’ve been holding onto for her to use on you for months, this one’s for you. If you are wondering, it is Mariah Carey dressed on set of her new music video as a dude who had botox and a weak chin

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Lindsay Lohan: “I’m a Workaholic”

She’s never been known for her good judgment, but nonetheless Lindsay Lohan says she has the best work ethic in Tinseltown. In a recent interview, the “Mean Girls” actress did a bit of bragging about her penchant for ambition, giving herself props for putting her nose to the grindstone.

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The Dating Game Rap [NSFW]

The folks from BooYa Pictures crafted a “touching homage” to the 70s dating show with a twist. This isn't touching at all, btw, this is hilariously vulgar, so if you're at work, put on headphones or something. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Sophie Monk is the Kind of Sloppy Bitch I’m Down With of the Day

I remember asking someone who was a few degrees of separation from Sophie Monk if she could let her know I want her to sit on my fuckin face and finger my asshole until I fall asleep, but she told me not to bother giving her any attention because she’s fuckin’ useless, crazy and getting fat. I think it had more to do with the girl who was a few degrees of separation from Sophie Monk, didn’t want to admit she was talking to some dude from a website because it’s a desperate look, but not as desperate as me trying to get some girl who works for this bitch to tell her I want her to fart in my mouth just so I can taste what that mom ass is bakin’.

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The Dude from Everyone Loves Raymond and Some Chick in a Bikini of the Day

Here is further evidence that girls are gold diggers, because I have seen that Everyone Loves Raymond show and shit made me want to kill myself, and not in a good way, like I want to do the world a favor and end my existance, but in a horribly savage way that involves heavy pain, and slow death, because the world is a horrible fucking place that produces this kind of garbage, but for some reason he’s managed to get Pussy….and I bet it has a whole lot to do with his bank account and not so much his work on that show….and if I find out that women would watch him in action and touch themselves…I may take myself up on that whole painful suicide plan, but for now it’s up in the fuckin’ air…

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More TV Shows Than Ever At Comic-Con

As Comic-Con continues its light-speed morph into a not-to-be-missed event for the industry, studios and networks plan to promote more TV shows than ever before at next month’s conference.

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Hurricane Chris Performs for the Government of the Day

I don’t know what the fuck is up with Louisianna, I do know that I’ve been there before and never wanted to fuckin’ leave, and the case in fuckin’ point is that some dude named Hurricane Chris was asked to come sing his song “Halle Berry ” in the House of Representatives during some Louisianna State Legislature session, whatever the fuck that means, I just know I wish that bitch on the right was doin a little less head bobbin and a little more booty talking. This is massively weird and out of fuckin’ context and that’s what makes me believe that anything is fuckin’ possible… Here’s the lyrics in case you weren’t sure what they were talking about at this very important political gathering… Lyrics to She’s Fine : Bow bow bow Bow bow Bow bow bow Bow bow Bow bow bow Hurricane Bow bow Bow bow bow Bow bow Bow bow bow Bum bum bum Bum bum bum Bum bum bum Bum bum bum She fine den a bitch, ass and her tits Thick in tha hips every nig want her Call her Halle Berry, Halle berry Halle Berry, Halle berry She walkin like a model Hands on your knees Scrub the ground She ain’t nothing but a tease Halle Berry, Halle berry Halle Berry, Halle berry Well let’s get ratchet Let’s get ratchet Look at her prettier then Halle and thicker than Janet She say she like all of my club bangers I be jamming Told her to bust it open let me see what’s really happnin She the ship and I’m the captain I’m tha captain Booty bigger than the pus And I’m all the way in your city I’m from louisianna so you gotta show me how your City do it for that camera Make it drop and bring it back to the top You no amateur Girl you can give it to me it ain’t nothing I can’t handle She just got out of the shower smellin like a scented candle And I’m finna finna? Sliding off tha mattress No moving no acting baby this is real action Beat it up so bad You be scared to walk past me I know your halle berry Baby there’s no acting I beat it up so bad You be scared to walk past me for real She fine den a bitch ass and her tits Thick in tha hips every nig want her Call her Halle Berry, Halle berry Halle Berry, Halle berry She walkin like a model Hands on your knees Scrub the ground She ain’t nothing but a tease Halle Berry, Halle berry, Halle berry Halle Berry, Halle berry Halle berry you jazze That’s way past fine Girl you look like something that should be on tha dance line Increadable by tha waist Pluss she got a pretty face Even tho she got class she listen to UGK I’m finna flip her through traffic With tha top back of tha donk Girl I gaurntee I can make you go numb numb numb numb I got enough bread to take me and you to London And back to America and all over the country She make me want to keep her close by Like a side kick She tha type of chick that ain’t gone never look sloppy I’m a beat it out the frame Hurricane that’s who I be You must be Halle berry I don’t need to see your Id She fine den a bitch ass and her tits Thick in tha hips every nig want her Call her Halle Berry, Halle berry Halle Berry, Halle berry She walkin like a model Hands on your knees Scrub the ground She ain’t nothing but a tease Halle Berry, Halle berry Halle Berry, Halle berry Gone bob your head Gone work your shoulder Now what I just said girl do it on tha dick Age ain’t shit I done got a lil older Me or you man baby girl take a pic Whitch one She so classy, Shes so jazzy Lil momma blow like a Do it on tha dick She don’t need no help She say she got it She do it all by her self Get so fine Like a god damn ticket Gave her a hickey In order for a nig like me to spend cash You gotta bounce like shocks in your ass You, bed, ass, work Start slow faster Mr

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Mischa Barton Looks Like a Gutterslut of the Day

People are making a big deal about Mischa Barton lookin’ like she may have a drug addiction or alcohol problem, cuz it looks like she’s out of control and needs to go to rehab, or she may die…wait a minute…no they aren’t. No one give a fuck about her and we’re all happy as she slowy self destructs because she peaked in The Sixth Sense and her sex appeal’s been downhill ever since….and we’re ready for her to disappear and appreciate she’s doin’ the work for us, cuz we don’t wanna go back to jail for someone so worthless…..

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RIP Motherfucker the Michael Jackson Edition of the Day

I don’t like talking about other people, i like talking about myself, and that’s only because it reminds me how useless I am. but my phone and emails been going off like mad, and I ignored them because I was trying to get this girl who works at my local store to let me play with her DDs, which I thought was far more important than answering, but when I looked and say MJ was dead, I was actually surprised, even though he’s looked like a corpse for years. Here is a man who was a star his entire fucking life, who has had a song that has had hit songs every fuckin’ decade that we can all identify with and remember learning the dance move along to in hopes of getting the part on the High School cheerleading team despite being a Mexican who just moved there and couldn’t speak english and who everyone laughed at, or if you were that weird french kid who only dressed like Jackson during the “Bad” era.

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Lookin Up Jennifer Anistons Skirt of the Day

I just spend 5 minutes zooming in and out of this Jennifer Aniston upskirt pictures like some kind of virgin, not because I am a virgin but because I have a lot of fuckin’ time on my hands. In a lot of ways I am like a retired man, you know taking naps off and on all day, watching Soap Operas at McDonalds, but in reality I am just unemployed, unlike Aniston, who is seen here working, which is really all she has going for her, since no man she goes for will date her, impregnate her, or marry her.

The reason isn’t so much that dude’s won’t settle with her, it’s that she has too high standards and needs to take it down a notch. We get it, you scored Brad Pitt and got him to marry you in your glory days, well he left you and maybe it’s time to stop lookin for someone better than him because at this point it is not going to happen. He is Brad Fuckin’ Pitt….and you’re a bunch of years older and a lot more irrelevant….

Sitting at home, or in your trialer on set, obsessing over him, hoping things turn around and he realizes he made a mistake and was actually in love with her, is just wishful thinking. Just because the good times and memories they had together were the happiest times of your life, doesn’t mean they were his, and this whole Angelina shit is not just a phase, he got her knocked up and maybe you were the phase, despite thinkin he’s your family, your soulmate, your everything…..you’re going to die the fuck alone….because it’s over and time to move on….