I know Jessica Alba has got to be getting up there in age these days and she’s got like two kids now or something. But I’ve gotta say, I’m really impressed with her commitment to her work, AKA repping her title as one of Hollywood’s Top 5 MILFs. See, while other hot moms are busy doing lame crap like “parenting their kids” or “spending quality time at home,” here’s Jessica out partying and showing off her cleavage like a pro. That’s what babysitters and nannies and C-list husbands are for, people. Bravo.
The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter is not that she still has fans from her Buffy the Vampire Slayer days. I realize that virgin loser nerds are desperate as fuck and that they never really let go of the girls they let into their hearts… The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter is that at 43 and still does herself up like some kind of porn slut…or Jon Benet Ramsey…. You know she goes to the gym and the “dermatologist” to stay youthful…but I’m sure she realizes she looks like a plastic surgery ridden sex doll, or John Benet Ramsey but then again, she does have wrinkles, maybe it’s just the make up I am struggling with, or maybe it’s that I want to bang a 43 year old….that body looks good….WHO knows…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICSS CLICK HERE The post Charisma Carpenter Looks Like a Botox Sugar Baby of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Daphne Groeneveld is fucking perfect, these Dutch girls with there Amazing faces makes me question why I didn’t knock up the Dutch speaking girl I used to fuck, back when she was engaged to be married….it’s like was that my moment to be forever connected to a lovely creature, who has a language that sounds like you’re throwing up but more importantly for her to go through with her marriage carrying my kid, passing it off as her husbands, only for the family to find out long after I am dead, that her mother, his wife, was a Euro trash whore….a whore I loved… These are Daphne Groeneveld, one of my favorite faces in modeling right now, I mean right this second, because I will forget about her in 2-3 minutes, there’s too much noise out there…. The post Daphne Groeneveld See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Demi Lovato is wearing the fuck out of her bikinis, she’s like pulling out her tits every chance she gets to be titty forward, you know to not sexualize her tits, because tits shouldn’t sexualized, in an era where tits are sexualized….she’s one of the body positive, don’t sexualize me, don’t bully me, but if she sexualizes herself, it’s ok! It is empowering! Weird, but she’s some bi polar lesbian werido…and I like bikini selfies from super famous Disney Stars turned pop stars…to instagram bikini slut…> GOOD WORK! The post Demi Lovato’s Bathing Suit Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bill O’Reilly Accused Of Harassing Black Staffer Even though Bill O’Reilly seems to have some inherent problem with Black folks, he sure didn’t mind letting his sexual desire for one of the Black employees who worked near his desk for a number of years. Attorney Lisa Bloom tells The Hollywood Reporter that her client, and African American Fox News clerical worker who would like to remain unnamed, has revealed that O’Reilly would routinely leer at her, make sexual grunting noises , and call her “hot chocolate” when he walked past her desk. The woman didn’t work directly for O’Reilly, but her desk was near his office, and he passed by her work area with his harassing statements and actions on a regular basis. Bloom says at least three people were able to confirm that the woman was often stressed out and uneasy at the the end of the day. “He would never talk to her, not even hello, except to grunt at her like a wild boar. He would leer at her. He would always do this when no one else was around and she was scared. She’s not asking for any money. She just wants them to know her story.” Yikes. Well, Fox News is considering not even bringing O’Reilly back after this PR nightmare. But he’ll be fine. There’s an opening over at The Blaze after all…
I find it interesting that the general public talks tons of shit of Anne Hathaway. They act like they hate her. I see more negative content about her than anything – and that’s in the mainstream media. I don’t know why people fucking hate this bitch. Sure she didn’t deserve the Oscar..but does she deserve the bullying…the answer is yes…because she keeps getting work, she keeps getting paid, she keeps making tons of fucking money, despite the world hating her….and that’s compensation for our abuse towards her… While we ponder that…here’s some creepy butt shots of her from the paparazzi shooting through some crack – like old time, creatively captured, paparazzi pics…the way it was meant to be…none of that staged shit… She’s in leggings. Looks ok to me….even if she’s the worst.. The post Anne Hathaway’s Creepy Butt Shot at the Gym of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I like the hashtags that Sofia Vergara posted along with her face rash: #thatswhatIgetforshootingintheraininRome #iwouldntmakeitpast2daysonNakedandAfraid Well, I know Anasatasia Ashley lasted 6 days….because she’s the only girl who talks to me… Where are other girls, like this Sofia Vergara who has a fascinating story thanks to being a single mom who snuck into the country as an illegal, only to sort out her work visas, however she pulled that off, I am assuming her big tits had a big part of it, and have a big part of why the hicks who watch her on TV, don’t protest outside her house to have her deported – because America likes some illegals…turned legal…even more than they like their own born in America ethnics..because of the tits…. Either way, not the hottest nude on instagram today, but the most overrated actress so…it must balance it out … The post Sofia Vergara’s Face Rash Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Plus sized Diora Baird eating some snack foods that she should be eating by the pool – because she’s Plus Sized…is a magical thing if you take her like you should take every fat chick….for her tits… The interesting thing in this is that despite the really large hips, her tits carry her forward and her neck and face don’t look like she’s got Sleep Apnea…or like she’s dead….maybe her illumunati tattoo has something to do with it… I don’t know wht movies she’s been in, I was thinking Baywatch…but I’m too lazy too google and I don’t think she is that old..but her tits making everything else about her irrlevant… Big ol’ tatters…not TATERS…cuz if they were taters this bitch would have eaten them all… The post Diora Baird Big Tits in a Bikini by the Pool of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In very important Lesbian news. Stella Maxwell , the Victoria’s Secret and lesbian for hire, to live out all the lesbian fantasies, for A-listers who want to experience eating pussy, as that is a huge part of how she got to this level of success…was seen out with Kristen Stewart her new lesbian lover, after banging through a bunch of other people, because that’s good for business, and good for the lebsian celebrities who want some Anne Heche hotness instead of some Rosie O’Donnell reality of being a lesbian…so that they can be all cute and shit….in shorts….despite not taking cock the way a woman should… I blame overpopulation and our species internal dialog to no reproduce for all that is going on, vapid vain weirdos, same sex fuckers, women in the work force instead of the delivery room…and I am all for it… I am just bummed this isn’t the lesbian sex tape, you see I never liked Kristen Stewart or her broken soul and bad acting, but when she’s the ugly lesbian in the relationship with the opportunist model, I think she’s great….perfect really…because I know lesbians, most hate me, and all are monsters… Let’s keep same sex girl on girl love like this Hollywood version, fetishisized version on girl on girl…seriously… TO SEE KRISTEN STEWART NUDE IN SOME MOVIE CALLED PERSONAL SHOPPER CLICK HERE The post Stella Maxwell and Kristen Stewart – Lesbian Couple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Zonnique Talks Her “Love Jones” EP ATL songbird Zonnique recently chatted with BOSSIP about her new EP, turning 21 and starring on “Growing Up Hip Hop.” She also dished on her famed parent’s opinion on her new music and her Heiry Cosmetics line. On turning 21: “I took all my friends with me it was like a big girls trip. When you turn 21 you must have shots after shots, it was a real LITuation. On “Growing Up Hip Hop”: “Growing up Hip Hop was definitely a really crazy experience for me. Since I’ve been doing reality tv for all my life pretty much. It was a different reality show for me since it was really based on my story and it wasn’t like me and my family. The cast, everything was really different for me.” Reginae Carter is starring alongside Zonnique on “Growing Up Hip Hop” On her “Love Jones” project : “I just put out my first solo project. It was just so awesome putting it together, I had such a fun time just figuring out myself and figuring out what sound I wanted to go with.” On T.I. and Tiny’s input to “Love Jones”: “Anything I sound like I matured on and it’s a new sound she [Tiny] says, ‘You sound so good on here, I can’t stop listening to this!’ This was her every song I recorded. Pops [T.I.], we sent him a song and I remember my mom sent him “I’m Great” which is the last song on the project and he called me and said, ‘Is this what you wanna go for? You wanna be all hood?’ […] He’s like ‘Whatever you wanna do, do it.” Twitter: @Zonnique Instagram: @ZonniqueJailee HeiryCollection.com Getty Images
