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Real Housewives of New York Reality Check: Jill Zarin vs. the World

Last week on the Housewives of New York City , Bethenny taught a little class called “Selling the Sh*t Out Of An Apology For Socialites.” This week, the SkinnyGirl was chained to a Pepperidge Farm street cart, where she shamelessly plugged the 100 calorie bread, and her toilet, where she shamelessly plugged her surprise pregnancy. Meanwhile, Alex pulled off her Brooklyn fashion show, Kelly worked the runway in an unflattering Big Bird dress, LuAnn toured Central Park in a rickshaw fueled by condescension, and a new housewife named Sonja introduced herself as Martin Scorsese’s neighbor. But the most awe-inspiring moments from last night’s installment came courtesy of Jill Zarin, who demonstrated that she can go from loving wife to petty bitch in the blink of the eye — or in a swooshy Bravo edit. So pour yourself a Ramona-sized glass of pinot grigio and click through for the truest and fakest moments of last night’s episode, “New Girl, Old Money.”

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Real Housewives of New York Reality Check: Jill Zarin vs. the World

Nicole Scherzinger Claims She Was An Ugly Duckling

Nicole Scherzinger has said she thought she was an ‘ugly duckling’ when she was younger. The Pussycat Doll hottie tells UK magazine Cosmo: “Growing up, I was incredibly shy

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Nicole Scherzinger Claims She Was An Ugly Duckling

Brigitte Nielsen is Still a Fucking Monster of the Day

I know some of you like big girls. You know the kind of woman who can lift your pussy body over their head and throw you on the bed to have their way with you…..I am not one of those people. The thought of what Brigitte Nielsen’s vagina looks like after seeing what the rest of her looks like scares me, it is the kind of shit Horror movie monsters are based on, and I don’t see how this could have ever been a sex icon, if anything the only thing that does makes sense is if Sly Stallone used to fuck her with his bicep back when they were married….because no penis touches these vagina walls and if they do she pins them in some submissive hold and chokes them the fuck out…

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Brigitte Nielsen is Still a Fucking Monster of the Day

Blake Lively’s Tight Dress Shows Off her Period Bloat of the Day

Woah, is that a basketball in Blake Lively’s dress….or she’s got her period or maybe it’s coke bloat or it could even be that she’s a sloppy little whore and this dress was not really made for her. But I think it’s most likely pregnancy because that’s what happens when little whores have a little too much to drink and think they’re invincible and nothing bad can happen to them because everything else surprisingly worked out so famously, but the good news is that for the most part that all comes crashing down….

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Blake Lively’s Tight Dress Shows Off her Period Bloat of the Day