I’ve been supportive of Lily Rose Depp and her spoiled brat rich kid, entitled as fuck, trying to make a name for herself living in one of her dad’s LA homes, even though the world is her Oyster, they have houses everywhere, yet LA is where she decides to settle…I mean she’s got a Euro Passport and could be in France or Spain or Greece or Italy, but why do that…when you can be amongst all the fame whores and paparazzi trying to perpetuate some bullshit storyline that is pop culture…. I’ve been to LA, and it’s some Disney Land plastic garbage that takes 1.5 hours to get anywhere, one giant concrete strip mall, with no fucking appeal unless you’re at the beach…while NONE of these people are at the beach..they are in the asshole that is Hollywood…. That said, in unrelated news, since the inception of Lily Rose Depp, coming out on her own to show the world she exists…I have noticed one thing about her…one thing I’ve ignored, despite typically being a bully who focuses on all the flaws of these flawed humans we celebrate for no reason other than marketing…. That flaw is the worst Flaw of all…one you can’t get face injections to fix….it’s a structural thing… That flaw is Cankles…. This bitch has cankles…and I’ve seen them from day one, noticed them, ignore them..but like anyone who’s fucked a bitch with cankles know…you can’t ignore that shit forever…eventually it haunts you… I am haunted by them… The cute Johnny Depp daughter…is now just one big cankle to me… Tragedy has struck, not in a mass shooting, not in a mass outbreak of disease…but in one potentially hot rich girl’s lower leg….let’s mourn that shit…candle light vigil that shit…. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE This is her anguished in sadness because she’s dealing with cankles…and bitch knows…there is nothing you can do, but luckily…you’re rich… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE MORE CANKLES The post Lily Rose Depp Cankles of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: Bloomberg / Getty Forget the Mannequin Challenge — there’s a new mannequin meme going around that’s got everyone laughing out loud. YOOOO THIS NIGGA GOT A ANDROID pic.twitter.com/JaBXo6TSlg — hails (@haileylainee) August 2, 2018 Seriously though, we should be just as afraid of them taking over the world as we are robots. THIS BITCH BRAGGING BOUT A DM FROM SHIGGY pic.twitter.com/eCGBFPAhcw — Fear God Not Them (@LorenzoWis) August 8, 2018 Low key though, anything involving humanizing a mannequin is usually funny AF. Guy has so many kids he thought the mannequin was one. pic.twitter.com/WMO9DsieUV — Mr. Drinks On Me (@Mr_DrinksOnMe) August 1, 2018 Check out more times the still figures made us laugh harder than any human could.
Looks like Paris Jackson is paying tribute to her dad who may not be here genetic father due to being a eunuch…..but who is her father in trust funds and non-taxable income worth LOTS of money…by showing the world her ass…. It is clear that she got her hands on some of her inheritance and wants to show it all off to the world…her dad’s priceless collection of little boy shorts….that’s she’s squeezing into and barely fitting into…cuz she’s not 7 the way he liked them… The real mystery is how he accumulated these shorts, you know where your rich uncle who the exotic animal hunter who died got his elephant foot table…or where your grandpa got his war memorabilia…or where you granny got all those sweaters she knitted….. But where did your perv dad get the little boy shorts? Was it from the source itself…or from a mail order catalog before the dark web… I don’t have the answers…but nice ass flash like all the teens spreading feces on all public surfaces…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Paris Jackson Good Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
This has been quite a week for young Jackson Roloff. First, as hilariously documented by his famous mother, the one-year old went ahead and covered himself with pretty much ALL the poop earlier this week. Really, this actually happened . But Jackson has now rebounded from this embarrassing incident and managed to focus attention on him elsewhere. Specifically, from his very messy crib and body to his very impressive and nimble feet. That’s right, folks, Jackson Roloff is now walking all by himself! In a video Tori Roloff shared to her Instagram Stories page on July 30, we get a pretty clear glimpse at the toddler taking a few of his first steps. And, for good reason, Tori could not be more proud or excited. “So in case no one told you guys, Baby J is walking,” Tori captioned her video, adding in a second piece of special footage: You’re so big!” We don’t want to get all sappy or cheesy here, but this really is a pretty awesome occasion for those of us who have been following Jackson and his parents ever since the tiny Little People, Big World star was born. He entered the world in mid-May of 2018 and has become a rising Instagram sensation ever since. Okay, perhaps we’re exaggerating a little bit there. But Tori and husband Zach Roloff have been generous enough to share a steady stream of photos of their firstborn ever since he became a full-fledged human being. Each month for the first dozen of Jackson’s life, Tori would provide fans with a helpful update on what he’s been up to and what he is now able to do. To wit, when Jackson turned a year old: View Slideshow: Jackson Roloff Turns One! What Can He Do Now?!? Of late, however, fans have been wondering just when Zach and Tori might give Jackson a sibling. Just a few days ago, Roloff hinted that a second baby might be on the way . Zach, for his part, has made it clear that he “definitely” wants more kids, stating as much during an episode of Little People, Big World this summer. But Tori said the family has to get a dog before she even considers procreating again… … and would you look at THIS , they now have a dog! They also have a bright future on TLC. Last month, Jeremy and Audrey Roloff announced they were leaving the series that made them famous. However, Tori was quick to assure fans that she and Zach had no similar plans any time soon. “We’re not going anywhere!” Tori announced on her Instagram Story in July, adding at the time: “We feel like we’re not done telling our story.” That makes us so happy to hear. And speaking of happy… way to go, Jackson! Great work on that walking!!! View Slideshow: Little People, Big World: 19 Shocking Scandals… Exposed!
We have an update on the condition of Demi Lovato. But it isn’t exactly a positive one. Earlier in the week, multiple outlets reported that Lovato had agreed to check into a treatment facility at an undisclosed location, although the rehab stint would presumably take her far away from Los Angeles. This was viewed as a favorable sign because it meant the singer was acknowledging that she is in dire need of professional assistance. However, here we are… six days after Demi tragically overdosed on some unknown substance and ended up in the hospital. And she’s still there. She’s still under the supervision of doctors. Why is this the case? According to TMZ, Lovato is very sick . She is running a high fever and has severe nausea and is simply not in any kind of shape to be moved at the moment. Just how dire is the situation? Lovato is expected to survive, that’s for certain, but physicians are unable to provide a time table for when she might leave as a patient, considering her painful physical state. Will this diminished state at least hammer home the point to Lovato that she needs to check into rehab? Maybe not. “We just don’t know where her head is at,” an insider tells TMZ. As previously detailed, Lovato was found unconscious last Tuesday morning. An assistant called 911 and, when paramedics arrived a short while later, they had to use Narcan, an antidote to an opioid overdose, in order to revive the artist. This approach worked, of course, and the EMTs had no choice. However, the use of such an antidote, along with the overdose itself and the question of how long Demi’s brain went without oxygen, could mean that Lovato will suffer long-term physical consequences. We just need to wait, see and pray for the time being. Meanwhile, Lovato’s friends are speaking out for the first time since her overdose last week. Previously, close pal Dani Vitale asked trolls to please stop blaming her for what transpired, something folks out there were actually doing simply because Demi was out celebrating Demi’s birthday the night before she was discovered in her bed at home. “I care about Demi just like all of you do,” Vitale wrote, expounding in a lot more detail; “I have not said anything about this situation now because her recovery has been of the most importance. I was not with Demi when the incident happened, but I am with her now, and will continue to be because she means to the world to me just as she does to all of you. “Like all of you, I have nothing but love in my heart for her. “There is no need for any negativity towards the ones who care about Demi at this time. There is too much of it in this world as it is.” Then, on Sunday, actpr Matthew Scott Montgomery, broke his silence on Lovato’s relapse via Instagram Stories Sunday. This is what he wrote: It’s been an incredibly difficult few days, and this year has easily been the hardest I’ve ever experienced. I couldn’t figure out what felt weirder – posting or not posting about this. I will miss hearing my best friend’s laugh, maybe my favorite sound in the world, in the audience for these final shows as she continues to recover. Finally, Sirah, a rapper and member of Lovato’s inner circle, said on Instagram Stories that fans need to band together and stop pointing fingers. Lovato just needs out support. “I hope everyone will focus their energy into more productive things because God knows we need good energy being put forth into the world during a time like this,” she wrote, concluding: “If I return back to the internet in the next few days as I try to continue on with my life, I hope that you guys will be able to understand that no matter what has happened this week it is important for me to live my life so I don’t also end up in the hospital [with] a mental breakdown.” Amen. View Slideshow: Demi Lovato: Stars Shower Her With Love After Overdose
Nikki Bella and John Cena have tapped out. For good and for real this time, one half of this long-time and famous couple says. Following a lot of back and forth this spring, which even included a public and heartfelt plea for reconciliation from the multiple-time WWE champion, Bella has told People Magazine that her romance with Cena is over. She will not be getting back together with him, chiseled body and enormous biceps notwithstanding. “After I called off the engagement, we tried to work on our relationship to get back to where it was, and in order to move forward with our wedding,” Bella said this week , adding: “After much time and soul-searching alone and together, we have decided to officially part ways. “I had a beautiful and loving 6-year relationship with a wonderful man. I have the utmost respect for John, but I know this is what’s best for me.” Back in April, Cena and Bella called off their engagement , as Nikki mentions in her statement above. They said at the time that the decision was “difficult,” but necessary and asked for their privacy to be respected. This request, of course, was a tad bit ironic when you stop to think that Cena and Bella have agreed to have their lives filmed for the reality show Total Bellas. Moreover, it was Cena himself who went ahead and made a few details of their previous split public. The wrestler appeared days later on The Today Show and poured his very handsome heart out. “I still love Nicole, I still would love to marry Nicole, I still would love to have a family with Nicole,” Cena said on national television, explaining that he’s very open to having children, a pretty extreme change in his earlier stance on this topic. “I don’t want anybody else. “I love Nicole and I’m really trying to support her in her trying to find whatever it is she wants that made this fall apart in the first place,” Cena added a few months ago. Watch his candid interview here: John Cena: Nikki Bella Tore My Heart Out! Fast forward to the end of May and Cena appeared to have gotten his wish. Sources claimed back then that the stars had reunited , although perhaps it should have been telling that neither Cena nor Bella themselves commented on this supposed reconciliation. This latest break-up news, meanwhile, comes just one day after Bella was seen calling off their engagement for a second time during the season finale of Total Bellas. The episode was taped many months ago, it’s worth noting. But it’s also worth noting just what Nikki said at the time about the relationship. It just sucks,” she said during the finale, adding: “I wish it could be different and I think that’s why I’ve had almost six years of working on us and fighting and just taking in a lot. I just feel like I’ve hit the point that I’m just so exhausted and done.” Bella didn’t sound bitter than and she doesn’t sound bitter now. But she does sound sure of herself. “It’s just hard when you love someone so much and care for them so much, but you just can’t do it anymore,” Nikki tearfully concluded on the episode. “It’s not his fault, it’s not my fault. We’ve had this amazing love story and it’s just come to an end.” View Slideshow: 13 Friendliest Celebrity Break-Ups of All-Time
If you’re following The Bachelorette Spoilers , you already know how this season ends. But even so, the Men Tell All special was a real treat for the Bachelor Nation. But it was also awkward, and not just for Becca. Colton Underwood’s famous virginity came up. Now, he’s revealing how he really felt about about the discussion, and how the conversation surrounding his v-card “triggered something.” Entertainment Tonight spoke to Colton Underwood about his virginity and the discourse surrounding it. “Some comments caught me off guard and really triggered something in me and I felt like I spoke my truth tonight,” Colton said. “It took a lot of self-restraint to stay seated,” he admits, referring to Jean Blanc’s comment. “I can’t even understand where that comment comes from,” Colton says. “And in the manner that it came off was so disrespectful.” Some people are uncomfortable with the sexual choices of others and lash out. Some people … just can’t resist trolling, unfortunately. Colton says that he understands that not everyone can wrap their head around why a handsome, famous adult man might not have had sex yet. “I can respect that they have their opinion,” Colton says. “I hope that at least I started a dialogue and I started a conversation in which they can understand what makes me, me,” he states. “And I’m not here to prove a point,” Colton notes, adding: “I’m not here to defend myself, I’m not here to say I’m better than anybody else.” Having sex or not having it is a personal choice, and should never be grounds to attack someone else. Not for having a thousand partners and not for having zero. “What I am here to do is be true to who I am, and The Bachelorette has helped me do that,” Colton says. “So I can’t thank them enough.” “This has been so good for me and so therapeutic for me,” he adds. Even Chris Harrison observed that there’s a huge and gendered double-standard when it comes to virginity. “There’s a double standard, isn’t there?” Chris noted. He’s right. “Why is it different that when a woman talks about it,” Chris notes, referring to a decision to remain a virgin. “It’s respected. “And then,” Chris continues. “When a guy talks about it, he should be shamed?” The answer is that patriarchal cultural values encourage men to make sexual “conquests” while women are seen as property. That is changing, but underlying prejudices and double-standards still linger. Conversely, men who have had a lot of sex are likely to be praised. Women who have had a lot of sex are more likely to be insulted. “We will probably be talking about this now because of Colton,” Chris says, crediting Colton for starting a nationwide conversation. Colton says that, behind the scenes, the response has been overwhelming and positive. “I can’t tell you how many athletes and players and former teammates have reached out to me,” Colton says. They made contact, Colton explains, “and said, ‘Man, I wish I knew you were going through this.'” “‘I was going through something similar.’ And for me to hear that means the world,” Colton explains. “Because that is where I felt the deepest and the darkest is at those times.” There is something very toxic going on in the world if adult men feel pressured to lie about their sex lives in order to appease their peers. Colton isn’t planning on avoiding sex forever — or even until marriage. Colton says that he is “waiting for the right heart.” That is such a good way of putting it. “It sounds a little cheesy,” Colton admits. “I’m waiting for someone to match my intensity, someone that’s going to be into me as much as I am into them.” He’s saving his v-card for “somebody that I am so madly in love with and that I can share that special moment with.” Virginity is a social construct with varying definitions, but that doesn’t mean that people aren’t allowed to find it significant. This is very sweet. “That’s what I’m waiting for,” Colton explains. “And that’s what I’m looking forward to.” Colton Underwood also took to Instagram to reflect upon the conversation about what he has or has not done sexually. “Behind my smile are layers of insecurities, scars from my past, & feelings that have been buried for years,” Colton begins. “It’s easy to show only the good/happy times on social media,” he writes. “I do that.” “I love shedding light on positive/impactful events in my life, but the truth is I have had struggles,” Colton confesses. “For years I hid my feelings, including depression & anxiety.” “You see a portion of my life and a select few scenes that help portray a picture of who I am,” he cautions his followers. “I’m here to tell you that I am not perfect,” Colton says. “And that it’s okay to not be okay sometimes.” Colton says: “If I have to continue to take cheap shots about my virginity — which is only a small part of who I am — so that others like me can feel comfortable & relate — Bring it on!” “While I didn’t plan on breaking down or speaking about my virginity on tonight’s episode,” Colton writes. “it is clearly something that I struggle talking about.” “When I heard the comments made by some of the other guys,” Colton admits. “it triggered a response from me that was unexpected.” Colton says: “While I respect their opinions, I’m not here to prove a point, say I’m better than anyone else, or gain sympathy.” “It is what it is,” he writes. “my virginity shouldn’t have to be defended or used to describe me as a person.” He’s right. Please be nice. View Slideshow: The Bachelorette: 15 Shockers from The Men Tell All Special
My momma said y’all hang out on the porch all day cuz y’all lights off. pic.twitter.com/CdybGJ30n3 — Greeze Halpert (@DeeGreezy) July 10, 2018 Cardi B might be one of the world’s biggest superstars at the moment, but she let the world know her sense of humor is perfectly intact. A photo of a five-year-old Bardi B affectionately known as Belcalis Almanzar at the time hit the web. Immediately, the internet took the photo and did what it did best and memed the hell out of it. The throwback photo of the “Bodak Yellow” rapper sparked the creation of hilarious “My Mommy Says” memes that were so good even Cardi had to share some via her IG page. One of the memes she shared was hilariously and accurately captioned “My momma said Y’all have to play with me,” and Cardi stating under it “Yaaaa annoying for this Leave five-year-old Belcalis alone .” Those weren’t the only ones either, from young Cardi not being able to “sit down cuz Y’all got roaches” or becoming a medallion on her husband’s chain the internet’s cleverness was on full display. @iamcardib Every Meme With Yo Picture Be Funny pic.twitter.com/YU2qS3Tnau — wodaeee. (@wodaeeex3) July 11, 2018 Offset rocking Cardi B’s meme as a chain #Memes pic.twitter.com/Wahi72I2Zd — Ken Do (@K3ndl3) July 11, 2018 “ You didn’t really tag me. You just touched my shirt. You’re still it. “ pic.twitter.com/OmcKNrxqQO — Officially Jaded (@savvysavageee) July 11, 2018 Of course, someone had the bright idea to start an actual parody account @YoungCardiB sharing different scenarios that could accurately describe what young Bardi could be saying in the picture. My momma say only I can play with baby Kulture pic.twitter.com/shSHXsfili — Young Cardi B (@YoungCardiB) July 11, 2018 My momma said y’all not supposed to be in the room with the door closed pic.twitter.com/zaQez6mwqG — Young Cardi B (@YoungCardiB) July 12, 2018 my momma also say y’all gotta follow me now, so pic.twitter.com/RXtSzhIgHm — Young Cardi B (@YoungCardiB) July 12, 2018 Momma said I can come in this room cause you don’t pay no bills in this house pic.twitter.com/F9vUak4ys8 — Young Cardi B (@YoungCardiB) July 12, 2018 It’s not the baby picture of Cardi and Offset’s bundle of joy Kulture that people so desperately want to see but it’s definitely still supplying joy to the world. Hit the flip for hilarious memes below. — Photo: Source: Cardi B / Twitter Cardi B
Demi Lovato has really taken it upon herself to show off her ass as often as possible, not because she’s bi-polar, or because she’s crazy or on drugs, but because she’s a 30 something year old girl whored out by her parents just trying to stay relevant and feel good.. The highlight of this post isn’t her covering her asshole strategic..it’s that when I wrote “Stay”, I accidentally wrote SATAY….so funny…maybe cuz I’m drunk…maybe cuz I can’t be bothered talking or writing drivel no one reads about some fat chick who is famous, despite me not knowing anything she’s done, not that I am an expert by any means, I really don’t care about this shit..I just don’t know why I am writing about an obvious cry for attention ass shot…like this is a ridiculous ass shot…what the hell girl. At least she hides her GUNT…while she’s doing it…no one wants to see any of that….except maybe you perverts… ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Demi Lovato Straight Up Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
As much as I am weirded out by Sarah Hyland…and as annoying as I find her on social media because she is this weird quirky girl you’d expect her to be…always talking too damn much…not masturbating enough…but still getting semi half naked and posing more than enough because I find her weird looking… I do feel a little bad for her because she’s been sexualized by perverts at a young age, and continues to sexualize herself to get compliments on social media, all while still looking like a 10 year old, despite being 30, thanks to a genetic dysfunction that has cost her at least one Kidney… I find it interesting that she hardly makes a big deal about her Kidney like Selena Gomez Did, because I guess Sarah Hyland doesn’t like to brag about how being rich got her a Kidney before all these other kids who needed Kidneys got theres…. unless she got it from a friend, like Ariel Winter, which would explain why Ariel Winter is so fat now, she’s retaining all that water and her one Kidney can’t do the job of 2. Point being, she is still a girl, and as a girl she still gets half naked and poses slutty knowing her angles for social media…because that’s apparently what the world is about, and it makes people feel good about themselves when they are feeling bad…a little pat on the back in the form of “I want to have sex with you” comments coming in droves from all over the fucking world….right…right…right… Still weird, creepy, whatever looking…but keep up the attention seeking girl…it is what the world is about and don’t let your handicap hold you back…it is a fetish to the right guy…who likes child stars, their fame, access, and money….mirror selfies and the fact the have a genetic disorder…. The post Sarah Hyland Using her Social Media to Boost her Self Esteem of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
