Kelly Clarkson is not one to stir up any kind of controversy over the Internet. But even this singer could not resist taking a dig at Miley Cyrus following that artist’s ridiculous routine at the MTV Video Music Awards last night, taking to Twitter and hilarious writing: “Just saw a couple performances from the VMA’s last night. 2 words…. #pitchystrippers.” Granted, Clarkson did not name Miley by name – but did any other performer prance around with a fake penis while Twerking and wearing nude-colored underwear? The Cyrus performance – both her own version of “We Can’t Stop” and her raunchy duet with Robin Thicke on “Blurred Lines” – is making waves across the World Wide Web. But for the right reasons? Or did Miley go too far ? Sound off now: What did you think of her time on stage at the VMAs? So great! So terrible! What… was … THAT?!? View Poll »
Forget her marriage. Khloe Kardashian is desperate to save Lamar Odom’s life. As we’ve documented in detail over the last couple days, Odom is reportedly in serious trouble: sources allege he is hooked on crack cocaine and disappeared for days toward the end of last week. But TMZ now says Khloe has tracked down her estranged husband and is doing all she can to get him back on the clean and sober track. Lamar Odom: Missing? On Drugs? Khloe and Lamar Divorce: Will it Happen? Last Wednesday, Kardashian attempted an intervention and kicked Odom out when he refused to get help. The couple is now essentially separated , but insiders say Khloe refuses to give up on Lamar. However, she will not consider a reconciliation unless he admits to his substance abuse issues and seeks assistance. So the relationship remains at a standstill. Khloe believes there’s hope for Odom and neither side has conferred with divorce lawyers. But the most important topic at the moment is Odom’s well being. Only once that is taken care of can these two even contemplate a healthy marriage again.
Kate Gosselin has filed a lawsuit accusing her ex-husband, Jon Gosselin, of stealing her hard drive and hacking into her phone and computer … seriously. File this one in the overflowing folder of Kate Gosselin mistakes . The federal lawsuit alleges that Jon Gosselin stole the material for a book authored by Robert Hoffman, Kate Gosselin: How She Fooled the World . How did she fool the world, exactly? We never got to find out. Kate first accused Jon and tabloid writer Hoffman of stealing her hard drive for the book last October, and in turn got the thing pulled from Amazon. Hoffman claimed he found it in a dumpster … seriously. Because Kate argued the material in it was obtained illegally, she sought and was granted a court order blocking it from publication late last year. Now she’s suing. It’s not clear why the issue of Hoffman’s e-book resurfaced now, but she is clearly not happy about it and not about to let it go. Recently, Kate has claimed to have made mistakes in her marriage, and that she is on better terms with Jon these days, though the two are not close. This likely won’t help matters. The couple starred in the TV show Jon & Kate Plus 8 , detailing life with their twins and sextuplets, before they separated in 2009 and later divorced. Allegations of Jon cheating on Kate were the first indication of trouble in paradise, and what followed was one of the uglier celebrity splits on record. She lives in Sinking Spring, Pa., with their eight children, while he lives in Wyomissing, Pa. Both towns are in Berks County, outside Philadelphia.
In the event you don’t watch the internet, the VMAs were on last night, Miley Cyrus grabbed at her vagina so many times you’d think she had a yeast infection, or maybe just some sores from being penetrated by the black community, a penetration that has lead her to exploit their culture through dance….. So MTV had their “underground”, not so hip, super mainstream Brooklyn award show that grown adults shouldn’t watch but do… and Miley Cyrus kept it shocking with her shitty pop music career…while grinding up on Alan Thicke’s son…and simulating sex with a foam hand… We really shouldn’t even be watching the VMAs because in the grand scheme of the world, they don’t matter. The fact that any of these people being nominated are even there is a fucking trophy and they don’t need another one to be acknowledged as the best of the 1 percent they already are. If anything, we should put them in a cage to fight for the death, like the puppets of the past, they work of us and I’m tired of them not realizing it….so as it stands now, it’s not a real competition..and we shouldn’t care about these people regardless. But Miley did shake her ass like a slut…so maybe there is quality television after all… Either way, Miley loves hip hop, probably literally, via her vagina and hip hop loves Miley because she pays them. Not to mention she twerks like a white girl with a white girl ass twerks…to shitty music and she does it out in the public, with no shame, because spoiled brat rich kids who have been coddled all their lives don’t realize people are laughing at them…..and even when people laugh at them on their quest to be different, to stand out, to be an individual who shock the world…cuz Disney starlets aren’t supposed to shake their asses like black girls in the club…they don’t even care because so many more people around them are telling them how great they are… So the world hates, Miley Celebrates, and we are left with a smutty performance that needed more cameltoe…here are some GIFs…of the Future…my favorite part is when she sniffs the black ass like we’re at the dog park…porn to me. I figure, any excuse for a girl to twerk, even a white girl pop star…even a SURFER …is good enough for me…I’m into it. So hate all you want haters…this Miley mission works for me….. All this to say…at least it is better than Kate Upton dancing…
New Thor: The Dark World stills have been released and we get a fantastic look at Christopher Eccleston as Malekith! The new stills are courtesy of the newest edition of Empire and feature not only Eccleston but Tom Hiddleston as Loki and of course Chris Hemsworth as Thor. Click through the jump to see even more Thor: The Dark World stills! Thor: The Dark World opens in theaters on November 8th.
You may hate Oprah, because you are a racist and you don’t feel like black people should succeed, especially not at her Oprah level…or maybe you just hate her for being an opportunist cunt who has convinced the world she is trying to save people, or really get to the bottom of the issues, when really she’s just exploiting down on their luck motherfuckers for their own personal gain, like this Lindsay Lohan they are pushing hard…because everyone cares about Lohan, since we’re all brain washed and the real issues of the world just don’t matter, whereas Lohan’s drinking and self destruction does… The highlight of this video is when Oprah tells Lohan that she’s extremely talented, unlike all the other actors, even though acting doesn’t require talent…or more importantly, when Lohan goes off about how she has a gift to give the world, through shitty movies like The Canyons, that I actually watched and hoped for a drug overdose the entire fucking time. I mean sitting and watching two delusional cunts talking about how they’ve changed and how much better they are now or that there is a higher purpose for them…is a whole lot of fucking crazy… But I will say this, I love Lohan even though she’s turned her back on our love, I love her tits, even though they aren’t real, I love that her skin and face is back..and I am ready for her to win an Oscar in the comeback story doesn’t matter…while Oprah remains porn to me, ever since she was the only thing on TV one afternoon and I figured, I’ll give ‘er a go to this thing….. TO SEE ALL THE PREVIEW CLIPS IF YOU CARE AND YOU DO CLICK HERE TO SEE HER TITS IN THE CANYONS (GOOD TITS/WORST MOVIE EVER) CLICK HERE
I guess Kylie Minogue was having a flashback to her pre-cancerous tits, because she posted this 2006 POP magazine cover on her instagram for Throwback thursday, of her grabbing at her tits… I kinda get the vibe that this is framed on her wall, as a tribute to what was…not that she really had tits then, or doesn’t have tits now and I am just assuming that when they found the cancer, they took out her nipples, as they often do, like she was Angelina, because that is the responsible thing to do… But I guess with or without her nipples, she’ll always have this cover..and she looks pretty amazing, good enough for me to book a trip to Australia in a time machine yo..cuz I can do the locomotion…but I’d rather she does it…on my face.
It is safe to assume that Justin Beiber wasn’t into fucking Selena Gomez, because she’s not Usher Raymond, back when she was child molesting him…She was over 18 and he wasn’t…that pervert…in fact when guys do it, they go to jail. I saw that episode of Jerry Springing. You know, because Beiber is gay, even if he doesn’t know it, and only does the gay thing because of contracts he and his mom signed back when taking him from Youtube to international sensation… So it’s also safe to say that he never really looked at Selena Gomez in her panties ….because he was too busy wearing her panties… I guess that gave her a complex, because she’s decided to show them to the world, in concert, like she was Gaga or the other pantsless popstars, out there trying to make it on her own and by on her own I mean with many investors behind her tour, cuz she’s got a huge fan base….and she’s Selena Gomez… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
My name is Savannah and I met my idol on July 12th, 2013 in Columbus, Ohio. To be honest I never thought I would be in this position to be able to write a Bieber experience, but here it goes. In 2012, when the Pencils of Promise contest to meet Justin was introduced, I decided I would make it my goal to meet Justin in 2013. Once the second leg of the tour was announced I decided I would try so hard to get meet and greets. When pre-orders came around, we tried to buy them but they were sold out that day. On December 14th, they released more and that’s when I found out that I would meet Justin Bieber. Finally after all of the fangirling and being jealous of other people who met him, it would be my turn. I’ll never forget that day when my dad texted me during school telling me I got meet and greets, like how was I supposed to focus? Two hundred days later, it was my concert date. My two friends and I got ready in the morning, then we waited outside for several hours and while waiting. We saw Mike Posner on his tour bus, Hot Chelle Rae and Scrappy. We waited out there for about 4 hours but never saw Justin. Then we waited in the VIP pre-party which was fun because there were raffles and Kenny came in and saw us! It was awesome. When it was time for the meet and greets, I was so nervous but I managed not to cry until after. I watched him behind the curtains as he took several pictures and he smiled at me in line, it made me so happy. Then it was my turn and before the picture he said hi and smiled again. I didn’t even say hi, I just blurted out “I love you so much,” which he said back. I didn’t really get to hug him because it was literally 5 seconds, but during the picture I put my hand on his abs and he knew I was nervous so he rubbed my back during the picture, which helped so much. Then the security said, “Go, go” so I had to leave and Justin said, “Nice meeting you!” He was honestly so sweet and amazing. I felt so dizzy after the meet and greets and it was all a blur. You’re seriously in so much shock, but now I understand why people say when you hug him, you have the world in your arms. I never wanted to let go. After I left the meet and greet I started balling for like an hour. Then the concert went on which is the best show of your life. During ‘Believe’ Justin said, “Does anyone have a dream?” and thats when I lost it because he doesn’t realize that he made my dream come true. For anybody whose dream is to meet Justin Bieber, never give up because although it was so short, it was so worth it and it made me feel complete. This made my love for Justin even stronger and I don’t know what I would do without him. Justin, you are truly the best idol in the world. -@savannah_moser The rest is here: My name is Savannah and I met my idol on July 12th, 2013 in…