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Kate Middleton to World: See? I Do Real Work!

In terms of work ethic, not a whole lot is expected from the royal family. Sure, as symbols of their nation, its history, and its diplomatic relations with the rest of the world, they have a lot of weight on their shoulders, but if you put in as many hours as your job as they do at theirs, you’d be canned by the end of the week. The royals have never exactly been a callus-handed lot, but some believe they do less work now than they ever have before. And those critics have the numbers to prove it. Prince William and Kate Middleton have participated in far fewer royal engagements than their predecessors in recent years, and even 90-year-old Queen Elizabeth II puts in more hours than these two. The situation has led to Will and Kate being called the ” laziest royals ” in UK history. The couple has reportedly bristled against accusations that they spend the bulk of their time seated on their royal arses, and sources say they’re eager for the chance to prove that they too can work hard (by royal standards). Now, it seems the opportunity they’ve been looking for has been provided by last year’s conclusive evidence that folks in the UK are just as capable of voting against their own best interests as those of on this side of the pond. We’re talking, of course, about Brexit . Yes, Brexit: or as we like to call it, “Donald Trump of referendums.” We won’t get into the political implications of the UK’s decision to withdraw from the EU, except to say it’s gonna result in a big old international mess. And the task of cleaning up that mess will fall, in part, to Will and Kate. The royal couple was already planning a European summer tour (think the Rolling Stones, but with fewer guitar and more painfully forced smiles), but now their planned visits to France, Poland, and Germany have taken on added importance, what with the world ending and all. Nasty business, that. According to several UK media outlets, Will and Kate will engage in a sort of “soft diplomacy” as part of an effort to convince foreign leaders that their British people still very much value their friendship. “They’re very much seen as unofficial Brexit ambassadors,” a source tells the Mirror. So it sounds like Windsors have a busy summer ahead of them. The bad news is, any plans for a third Kate pregnancy will have to likely be delayed until at least fall.’ The good news is, they’re helping to throw some thimbles full of water onto the raging dumpster fire that we call “humanity in 2017.” Good luck, you guys! View Slideshow: Kate Middleton: 15 Photos of Iconic Hair Porn

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Britney Spears Erotic Fitness of the Day

I’ve spent my morning, or at least three minutes of my morning watching and editing this glorious ab workout by our favorite pop star puppet who is owned by her parents and used to make the family a lot of money….and she reminds me of hope, hope that I can either K-Fed a woman or have a child with a woman who knows how to stage parent hard…not too white trash to see dollar signs…knowing all the good stuff you can get at walmart with said dollars sings in your bank…..I see redemption…that once fallen apart and fat…a woman can rebuild her life due to fitness…as it is the only activity her parents who still control and run her life allow her to do…because it’s good for business…it’s legal kidnapping that pays and it’s wonderful….but not as wonderful as seeing her head roll back in struggle in some birthing / perfect to eat out position…. Britney may be old, but she’s iconic…everything about her is just done right… The post Britney Spears Erotic Fitness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Troll Kim Kardashian’s Pussy Flash On Set of the Day

I don’t need to go into details on how Kim Kardashian is a fucking troll, who looks like a tranny, but who has a vagina, and we have evidence of said vagina, thanks to her sex tape that put her on the map, that was spun into a TV show and career for every single one of the family members she made her Co-Star…including the clone they made of her and called Kylie…while Bruce was too busy trying on panties to knock up the mom who was too busy exploiting, strategizing, making stupid money… I don’t need to talk about her shamelessness, or about her pussy, that I can’t really tell if this is actually her pussy, but if it is, it’s more interesting to look at than her mangled face injected face…that looks old, tired, like share…even though her pussy has been injected a lot in it’s own way over the years….and by in its own way I mean with black cock… She represents all that is wrong with the world…but she exists…she still matters and she’s the best damn promo model or Avon lady around..she pushes products as the world tries to look like her with fat ass, fucked up face, ethnic ambiguous, ratchet rap fucking nonsense…. I guess we can all just hope the family trip happens and they all go down with the plane because they are collectively…the fucking worst…but they are smarter than that and would fly on separate flights…too much money to be made…there egos too inflated and thinking they are doing good…. Garbage…toxic…and yet…I still look…reminding me that we are the problem for creating them…they aren’t the problem for existing…as the world is filled with the worst humans ever….we just don’t need to encourage them or buy into them…so it’s on you…. The post Troll Kim Kardashian’s Pussy Flash On Set of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Former NFL All-Pro Swears He Could Beat Up a Wolf

Over the course of his impressive NFL career, Arian Foster amassed over 6,500 yards rushing and scored 54 touchdowns. But whatever. Who cares about how many yards the running back averaged per carry? Foster is claiming on Twitter that he can kill a wolf with his bare hands. How?!? What does the former All-Pro claim to be this animal's one major weakness? Scroll through the hilarious Tweets below, get inside Foster's unique head and decide: Could he really kill a wolf all by his lonesome?!? 1. It’s Called “Wild” for a Reason, Right? This hilarious stream of consciousness started with this simple Tweet/concern. 2. HOWEVER… … I ain’t scared of no wolf! 3. Here’s the Thing… … a wolf has no thumbs. Foster was adamant about this playing a key role in his kill. 4. Wolf, Schmolf! I’ve dealt with angry pitbulls in my past. I totally got this. 5. He Ain’t Got No Bite Not after I give his jaw a solid wallop or two. 6. PACKS?!? They… do… not… have… thumbs. View Slideshow

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Bill Paxton: Cause of Death Revealed

The official cause of Bill Paxton’s death has been revealed following the 61-year-old acting great’s tragic passing two weekends ago. Paxton died February 25 at Los Angeles’ Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, as confirmed by his family. Now we know the reasons why. According to the death certificate, obtained by TMZ, his death triggered by an aneurysm that required surgery which resulted in a stroke.  Paxton had just undergone valve replacement surgery to correct an aortic aneurysm problem, and complications arose from the operation. Eleven days later, he suffered the fatal stroke.  The death certificate states that Bill had the surgery on February 14  and died on February 25, which is consistent with his family’s statement. “It is with heavy hearts we share the news that Bill Paxton has passed away due to complications from surgery,” the family said then.  Having left this world far too soon, he leaves behind a legacy in film and TV that ranks him among the all-time greats in his profession. “Bill’s passion for the arts was felt by all who knew him, and his warmth and tireless energy were undeniable,” the statement continued. His passion for the arts was matched by fans’ passion for his work in them, as evidenced by his impressive, almost underrated resume. Tombstone, Apollo 13 , and A Simple Plan are just a few of Bill’s movie roles that have enjoyed immense popularity throughout the years. Paxton was also a highly regarded TV actor, especially within the last decade, when he starred on HBO’s polygamy drama Big Love . On top of five seasons headlining that series, Paxton was also nominated an Emmy Award for 2012’s The Hatfields and the McCoys . He was starring in CBS’ Training Day at the time of his death. The native Texan’s first brush with fame was entirely accidental; Bill witnessed the assassination of President John F. Kennedy in 1963. A photo of an eight-year-old Bill being lifted onto his dad’s shoulders still hangs in a museum commemorating the life and death of JFK. As an aspiring actor, he played a number of low-budget, bit film roles upon moving to Hollywood before landing his big break in a 1980s classic. Bill met a young director named James Cameron on the set of The Terminator , and a part in that film is what allowed his career to take off. Their relationship grew, and Paxton went on to star in some of Cameron’s best-known films, including the box office behemoth Titanic . No film had made nearly as much money as the 1997 love story – a classic two decades later and still among the highest-grossing ever. View Slideshow: Bill Paxton: Celebrities React to His Shocking Death In addition to his link to the JFK assassination, another little known piece of Paxton trivia can be attributed to his body of work as an actor: He is one of only two people to be confronted by a Terminator ( The Terminator ), a Xenomorph ( Aliens ), and a Predator ( Predator 2 ). That’s pretty awesome, and just part of the reason so many tributes to Paxton from family, friends, and fans began pouring upon his death. A testament to the impact of his life, he was mourned the world over, by those who knew him personally and those who knew his work. Paxton is survived by a wife and two children. Our condolences go out to them and to his family members, friends and fans the world over. R.I.P. View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Died in 2017: In Memoriam

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Ariana Grande Does Cosmo

Ever since  Ariana Grande started ditching  the cat ears and actually dressing her age, like the rest of her fellow pop star hotties, me and the Little Tuna have started liking her a whole lot more. And here she is on the cover of Cosmopolitan giving us a peek at that cute little cleavage of hers. It’s not going to light the world’s pants on fire or anything, but it’s definitely a good start. Continue reading

Yesjulz In A Bikini Or Why We Love Social Media Stars

Imagine A World Without The Ability To See Julieanna Goddard In A Bikini… read more

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Bernice Burgos’ Carnival Look Is Destroying The Internet

Bernice Burgos Setting It Off For Carnival Guess what, everyone. It’s Carnival time. That means there are fine AF women in barely-there costumes being thick and fine and melanin-y for the world to see. We’ll be having a full rundown of baes soon, but in the meantime take a look at Drake ex Bernice Burgos . She’s thickly von thickums and glorious. So let’s get ready for Carnival time by enjoying Miss Burgos and her thickly glory. And as a bonus, we can look at some twerk videos and more glory to go along with it.

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Boston Dynamics’ Handle

There will be a day when robots take over the world. Continue reading

9 Celebs Who Fangirled Over Lion’s Sunny Pawar Just Like You

Sunny Pawar from ‘Lion’ was too precious for this world at the 2017 Oscars.

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