Hannah Ferguson is a hard faced model who was put out by TRUMP models, not sure if TRUMP still owns the modeling agency, which is really just an escort agency for him to find pussy to stare at and be around, but that still does huge things in the world – like create Hannah Ferguson…the 10,000 dollar a night, will travel to 5 star hotels, low level…like real low level…sports illustrated model…oh no wait – that’s Samantha Hoopes… This one dates another model’s brother, but these girls are all a variation of a hooker, half naked, and I’m into that…it’s the girls who pretend they aren’t whores that annoy me….own that pussy, be that pussy, pose that pussy, fuck rich guys with that pussy…you deserve it.. I like it. The post Hannah Ferguson Weird Shoot for Triumph Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ashley Graham is terrifying… She’s so body positive as she cashes her checks being the hireable fat girl with the loudest voice and least offensive face in fat girls…wearing bikins and bathing suits…even though fat girls should stick to oversized elastic waistband sweatsuits…despite there being a huge market for fat chick bikinis since the world is so fucking fat…even though no one wants to see fat chicks in bikinis…except maybe fat girls who don’t think they are that fat since their friend is fatter and dudes still fuck them…even though they are still fucking fat… Fat girls are better off locking up and shutting down, eating their feelings until they decide to choose life and start working out…this accepting and owning laziness being a powerplay is so ridiculous since all evidence states fat is death and fat is something you can get over if you work at it..but why work..when you can spin that story out…so that you don’t have to…it’s fucking crazy… That’s not to say I wouldn’t piss on Ashley Graham’s pussy while she’s getting eaten out by some skinny model, in some fat model on normal model mud wrestling fetish after the eating contest I masterfully coordinated…I have no standards, the world needs fat chicks..just not as models…or rolemodels…perpetuating the lazy that made them… Not to mention – this bitch is photoshopped and made up – which by definition of being body positive is hypocrisy…. This whole celebrate fat – swimsuit for all is a good scam – but just crazy…unless you’re a black dude… They have a video – big budget set video – all for fat chicks – what the fuck…I need to get into the fat chick business… The post Ashley Graham is a Monster in a Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lindsay Lohan is everything….including a clever little censor who doesn’t want the world to see her tits because she’s already shown the world her tits and it didn’t really do much for her….other than make people bored of her…not because she has bad tits, in fact she’s got amazing tits, but once you see the tits you don’t really need the girl anymore…you got what you want..partially because fucking her will make your dick fall off, but also becuase she’ll never fuck you – she aims for money to maintain her lifestyle – she’s Lohan…you know…pretty A list name, even though she hasn’t worked… So she’s being subtle and coy, showing us she’s in a bathing suit..but making sure the railing blocks out everything that matters…and that is a tragedy….because I love Lohan as she falls apart, she’s a reminder of the glory days but more importantly – her tits are glorious… She’s probably the biggest pain in the ass to hang out with – or date – even her face in these pics looks like she’s mad and complaining..that’s why I SAY solve the issue with the only redeeming thing we can…tits…and she can’t even get that right… She posted this pussy / bikini bottom not panty / flash on her instagram – good work girl…not that it’s actually work, I mean it’s Lohan…getting out of bed and not dying of a drug overdose is her idea of working…but it is panty flash! The post Old Man Lindsay Lohan in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The Festival de Cannes, better known as The Cannes Film Festival, is always filled with great movies, tons of celebrities, and film lovers from all over the world. While the Palme d’Or is given to the best film of the festival, I’m wondering what kind of award Bella Hadid received for being the hottest person on the red carpet. … read more
You’d be hard pressed to find anyone in the world right now who doesn’t like Outlander’s Caitriona Balfe, and thankfully the sexy Starz star prepped for her amazing television nudity with some smoking runway appearances! … read more
Steph Curry, NBA champ, two-time MVP, and the first and only player in the history of the league to be unanimously selected for the honor, has recently moved and is selling his old house. With his former digs on the market, Caldecott Properties has given us a glimpse into the lives of the world’s most un-guardable player, […]
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