‘I took a life, and you can’t take that back, so that’s probably the worst thing one can do,’ he tells ‘RapFix Live.’ By Rob Markman, with reporting by Sway Calloway Chi-Ali on “RapFix Live” Photo: MTV News
Looking for something nude to watch on Netflix Instant? This week in SKINstant gratification we’ve got some wild and wooly fur from Jenny Agutter and Linzi Drew in An American Werewolf in London (1981). Then some Scandinavian skin from Johanne Kjellevik Ledang and Malin Crepin in Oslo, August 31st (2011), and stripper sucksacks in Cherry Bomb (2011). Get babymaking material from America Olivo and Leila Charles Leigh in Conception (2011), and see the breast that could happen from Sascha Knopf in What’s the Worst That Could Happen? (2001). See pics after the jump!
Worst Celebrity Exes Of All Time Break-ups are the worst. You get sad, watch Waiting To Exhale and eat something fatty until you cry yourself to sleep. But that’s all part of the process of getting over your ex. At least your business isn’t all in the public like these celebrities. And who do we have to thank? Their incredibly crappy exes. Let’s take a look at the worst exes of all time.
Melissa Debling has a rockin’ set of tits….she’s some Glamour Model I’ve never heard of, but I don’t really keep track of these strippers, even though you think I would, because they are all willing to go topless as that is the foundation or basis of their skills and talents…It almost amazese me that these girls exist, you know that they look in the mirror and say “I have great tits, I must share said tits with the world, and monetize my life with these tits, cuz someone will see I have the tits that it takes and the eagerness to show them but not as a stripper cuz that’s tacky and gross”…..in some backwards big titty logic that makes little sense to me….but that doesn’t have to make sense…cuz we are all God’s Children and we are all allowed to have life dreams, goals, ambition, and if showing are tits is a part of that…than I’ll gladly watch….
Adrianne Curry is posting pics of herself to twitter for attention because I guess that’s all trash like this really has to fill her empty days….her twitter fans…. Life of a failed reality star…. which is a funny concept in and of itself is pretty funny…since you normally have to be a failure to be a reality star…since people who don’t want to be famous generally aren’t applying or auditioning to be on Reality TV Fame…they are instead working. All I know is that she’s a cunt, and I am not a vile man, I don’t hate women or use the C-Word loosely, I save it for special occassions, like when a cunt tells me off on twitter after I’ve been nothing but nice to her…you know promoting her bottom feeding stunts for her for free…when she should really be sending me gift baskets…
Rhian Sugden is some Glamour model who is relatively famous in the Glamour Model scene….not that I know all that much about this Glamour model scene, partially because I am not in the UK…but mainly because it is a scene that I hate since topless girls are meant to be accessible and in strip clubs and not given fame and fans that make them think that they are real famous models….because girls paid to get naked on camera…should be banging on camera…especially when they look like porn chicks…and she’s posing with DANICA THRALL some Glamour model who has recently gone nuts….or at least tried to go nuts to get attention to herself for doing a lesbian scene or something that doesnt matter and that is totally expected….and here they are posing together, censored by amazing.
If you’re wondering what happened to NEVE CAMPBELL ….you know where she disappeared to after Scream 15 finished filming….well I’ve found her…and apparently wherever she was, she was turning into a fucking monster…a monter who thought it would be ok to broadcast herself in a bathing suit for her fans….who are probably the loyal kind of fan…since I doubt anyone with actual taste or who have had sex would have ever found her hot or more importantly ever watch Party of Five…. This is the worst. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
“Everything is connected,” reads the tagline for Cloud Atlas . As it is with life and the history of time and humanity, so it is with film reviews; sharply divided reactions have been coming out of Toronto, where the ambitious, history-spanning epic had its world premiere. Seldom do movies garner such polarizing critical reads: Is Cloud Atlas a triumph of ambition or, as one critic spat, ” a unique and totally unparalleled disaster ?” [ PHOTOS: First Images From The Wachowskis’ Cloud Atlas ] That biting reaction comes courtesy of The House Next Door ‘s Calum Marsh ( full review here ), whose beefs — and there are many — range from technical shortcomings to wider structural issues… which, in the case of a film about human interconnectivity and spirit, which interweaves six disparate storylines set in different eras that are filmed in varying tones and genres and feature the same actors in multiple characters (and, sometimes, in yellow- and white- and whatever-face), can be a problem: “‘What is an ocean,’ one character asks smugly, ‘if not a multitude of drops?’ And what’s Cloud Atlas if not a multitude of terrible details and unwatchable moments? The problem isn’t that this is one of the worst films I’ve ever seen in my life; the problem is that it’s seven of the worst films I’ve ever seen in my life glued together haphazardly, their inexorable badness amplified by their awkward juxtaposition. Tom Tykwer and Andy and Lana Wachowski wanted to make a movie unlike any other, and they certainly did: Cloud Atlas is a unique and totally unparalleled disaster.” But one critic’s disaster is another’s transcendent cinematic opus. Devin Faraci, reviewing in Badass Digest ( full review here ), gives high marks to Lana Wachowski, Andy Wachowski, and Tom Tykwer’s reach as scripters and co-directors, arguing that while imperfect, Cloud Atlas is “one of the great pictures of the 21st century so far”: ” Cloud Atlas is sometimes silly, and it’s sometimes pretentious and it’s sometimes overstuffed. But every single one of those things, to me, is a positive. It’s an exceptional piece of filmmaking, one of the bravest works I have ever seen. The Wachowskis have followed the poorly received final two Matrix films and the bomb of Speed Racer with a three hour meditation on the nature of human interaction, featuring a few actors in many make-ups. Some may see that as self-destructive, but I see it as incredibly heroic.” Most early reviews thus far fall at various points between Marsh and Faraci ( Cloud Atlas is currently at 60 percent on Rotten Tomatoes with 10 reviews counted * ). That’s not too surprising, given the difficulty of the undertaking at hand; adapting David Mitchell’s 500+ page novel into their own structure, no less, can be a tricky feat; doing so while pushing a sentimental theme, even moreso. Critics may agree on how the parts fit, but whether or not they see the larger picture congealing is another story. Cloud Atlas jumps around from narrative to narrative, from an 18th century sea voyage to 1970s San Francisco to the dystopian “Neo Soul” future and beyond. At least it has stars Tom Hanks and Halle Berry, who appear in multiple characters throughout, to lend some star wattage. (Jim Broadbent, Jim Sturgess, Hugh Jackman, Ben Whishaw, Doona Bae, Susan Sarandon, and Hugo Weaving fill out the cast.) Did I mention it’s three hours long? The strange thing about these early reviews is that I’m inclined to believe them all. Both sides of the coin: Triumph and, perhaps, disaster. (Then again, I loved Speed Racer . That turned out to be both at once.) * The film’s Tomatometer rating is now up to 73 percent with 15 total reviews, 11 fresh and 4 rotten. Goes to show how quickly the tide can shift so early on. We’ll be keeping an eye on the critical reaction as it builds toward week of release . Stay tuned for more on Cloud Atlas , in theaters October 26, and catch up on Movieline’s coverage of the Toronto Film Festival. Follow Jen Yamato on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
A world where Kim Kardashian is considered relevant…influential…an icon is a world I can’t live in…that is why I am going to live blog my suicide…it will be my biggest hit today…even bigger than being in Maxim…. She’s the fucking worst. In being the worst and possibly knowing she’s the worst….unless she’s an idiot drone who is too jacked up on hairsray and ice cream to really know much….she either goes to bed hating herself for the lie that she is…or struggling to come up with ideas to make this sex tape ride out longer…. The world is filled with all kind of girls/whores….I only notice the hot ones…ugly girls kinda just blend into the scenery…just the other day a beast of a girl was having an allergic reaction screaming for help…and if it wasn’t for my dog…I wouldn’t have even seen her to make he conscious decision of ignoring her….to let someone else help her…I would have just not noticed her….but out of the hot girls I notice there are three kinds…the hot girls who know it and are uptight about it all snobby and shit….the hot ones who don’t know it cuz they look in the mirror and see an ugly fat chick….and the hot chicks who just don’t give a fuck and want to go surfing… Kim Kardashian is not a hot chick….she is an ugly chick, who thinks she’s a hot chick and is uptight about it….because she knows the truth and that’s why she’s posting ass pics and lingerie pics on twitter…in a “Look at me, remember me, I’m holding on to this lie, notice me, please keep liking me”….kinda way…. The problem with America is that Hollywood is a small town filled with garbage that sucks up to each other and that has all the power to spread that garbage to the masses of retards who buy into it… Here are the pics
Premium Rush is about speed. So let’s not pussyfoot around and get right to the action. The action flik, which led this week’s box-office newcomers with a reported $6.5 million take, features Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Wilee, a bike messenger being pursued through the streets of New York City on his brake-less “fixie” — fixed-gear — rig. Among those chasing Wilee is corrupt detective Bobby Monday, played by Michael Shannon , who is hell-bent on intercepting the package that Wilee is carrying. In advance of the film’s release, Movieline sat down with director and co-writer David Koepp and his writing partner John Kamps ( Ghost Town ) to talk about writing a white-knuckle action movie without killing anyone and how cyclists are the most responsible travelers on the street. Why did Premium Rush need to be told? David Koepp: It needed to be told because John and I have seven children between us and they’ve got to go to school. [Laughs] I had had this idea kicking around in my head for a while because I live here and see cyclists. I wanted to do a chase movie on bikes, which I hadn’t seen. You follow the idea , and see how long it lasts. I realized at a certain point, Well, I’ve had this idea in my head for a while now. The only way to get it out of there is to just do it. So, for peace of mind, this had to become a film. Did you write this script with Michael Shannon and Joseph Gordon-Levitt in mind? DK: No, we always try to keep the characters the characters at first. Did either of them surprise you in terms of their performances? DK: I was pleasantly surprised by Joe’s fearlessness. Not because I’d heard he was a pussy or something — because, just to be able to be willing to put yourself on a bike in a lot of traffic and in that kind of danger, while acting, is really courageous. So, I was pleased and surprised by how much he wanted to do and how aggressively he was willing to do it. And, Shannon — you’re surprised every day by his performance because it comes out of this Michael Shannon place that only he has. And you just think, I never would have thought to deliver that line that way. That’s fascinating. What are the pros and cons of directing versus screenwriting? DK: I’ll make it succinct. With directing, you have tons of control. But, you have tons of control, which means you have tons of decisions to make and you have to be there. And you have to have an incredible level of input and your life doesn’t really belong to you so much. With screenwriting, you get a lot more quiet. You go to an office every day. Maybe you work with a collaborator. That’s nice. It’s a life that’s in here [pointing to his head]. I like to mix it up. You get crazy being in the room alone for too long and you certainly get crazy directing on the streets of New York. What was it like, logistically, to be filming people on bikes on the streets of New York City? I feel like few filmmakers have approached anything like this. DK : It was one of the most logistically difficult movies of the last 20 years. And I’m not overstating, because it’s not cars; it’s people exposed to cars. But they’re moving at car speed. And, because so much of the action was on the street, we needed total street closures. The city went out of its way to be accommodating. The cops were great. And it still was a mess because people, surprisingly, don’t like to have streets closed. [Laughs] You largely avoided CGI and relied on human stunts, yes? DK: That was important. This movie was about what human beings can do–not about what computers can do. I mean, clearly there’s some computer stuff: like when he’s picturing what would happen if he went to the right and he ends up getting hit by three cars and run over by a truck. Clearly, that wasn’t a person. Everybody knows it’s a joke. So, I’d say 95-96 percent of it is really people doing that. I read about Joseph going through the back of a cab and getting 31 stitches. DK: Yeah, a guy with diplomat plates cut into our shooting lanes right in front of him. Joe had to swerve to avoid him and ended up going through the back of a taxi. It was really scary. There were lots of crashes, but his was the worst. Of course, he’s the star, so he’s got to have the worst crash and get the most stitches. [Laughs] Our biggest fear [while] writing it was: Fuck, I hope somebody doesn’t get killed on this movie. Ya know? Absolutely. So, what was the motive behind Joseph’s character paying little regard to the welfare of other people on the road? DK: I don’t think he’s really out of line. I would say that the most responsible people on the street are cyclists. They may not obey all the rules, but they stay out of the way really well if you just leave ’em alone. Cars are second, because drivers are notoriously distracted. They feel safe inside their bubble and they’re often texting and that’s no good. And then the worst &mdash: the scum of the streets — are pedestrians. We’re awful because we don’t follow logical patterns. We’re definitely texting. Nobody’s looking where they’re going. Nobody . And they make irrational decisions, like in crosswalks. And that’s not good. How does this compare to L.A. traffic? John Kamps : It’s very different. With pedestrians, it’s like: You have the audacity to walk? DK: I think it’s legal to hit them. JK : Pedestrians are completely on the defensive in L.A. because people are flying down the street at 60 miles an hour. So, it’s not like someone’s going to stop and honk at you. They’re going to take you out. DK: There’s a pedestrian attitude in New York, which is, if you’re crossing the street and you cut in front of a car and you don’t look at the car, he has to stop. That’s just not really coherent. What was behind your decision to use a visual mapping element in this film to show where the characters are in relation to each other? DK: When John and I were writing it, we were saying, We want to know where everybody is, exactly, and at what time and how far [Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s character Wilee] has got to go and how he’s going to get there. JK: A lot of the action you see doesn’t make sense geographically. It’s like, he’s on the building. Now he’s over there on the car. You have no idea what his goal is, how he’s getting from point A to point B. DK: Then, you’re editing it. And you think, Well, let’s see. We should move the bathroom scene up a little. And you can’t. You can’t move anything, because you’ve gone to great pains to say who’s where when. So, we cursed the script many times in the edit room. How long did Premium Rush take to shoot? DK: Fifty-one days — with about 30 days of second-unit shooting, concurrent. The wardrobe never changes. How many red shirts do they you through? DK: Dozens! To get the right red shirt was a big deal. That’s the other thing about a movie in contained time: you’re a one-wardrobe movie. You have to really fall in love with what people are wearing. What did you think of The Amazing Spiderman given your involvement in the first iteration? DK: I think they did a great job. It’s hard to do something new that’s just been done, and I thought that they came up with a tone and a look that I hadn’t seen or expected. Great performances. I felt like it was sort of old school—the way the high-school scenes played out and the relationship between Peter and Gwen. It seemed very… DK: John Hughes? Yeah. Nell Alk is an arts and entertainment writer and reporter based in New York City. Her work has been featured in The Wall Street Journal , Manhattan Magazine, Z!NK Magazine and on InterviewMagazine.com, PaperMag.com and RollingStone.com, among others. Learn more about her here. Follow Nell Alk on Twitter. 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