Despite publicly parting ways with MTV after her, ahem, career change last year, could Farrah Abraham be on her way back to Teen Mom after all? Perhaps it’s a marriage of convenience for both parties. MTV needs ratings with Leah Messer quitting Teen Mom 2 and leaving that show’s future in doubt. As for Farrah? Maybe her 15 minutes are running out. It would be a rather stunning reversal, and yet not in the least. Sure as Farrah Abraham got fired from Teen Mom when her former co-stars threatened to revolt otherwise, she dissed the show and claimed it was her call to move on. If she was telling the truth then (this is the same woman who claimed her high production porn was a “leaked” sex tape mind you), boy have things changed. According to reports, the 23-year-old has been “calling the production crew nonstop” about making a return to Teen Mom return during the coming season. Are they interested? That’s very far from clear at this point. Either way, she recently put her Austin mansion up for sale , so perhaps that stripper gig and frozen food restaurant venture didn’t pan out as planned. And that Christian horror film she’s supposedly starring in? That can’t pay a lot. As intriguing as it is in concept, especially if Farrah gets mauled on screen in it, the market for the genre just can’t be super high. Hey, she recently quashed her beef with Catelynn Lowell on Couples Therapy , so perhaps the Backdoor Teen Mom star really can go home again. What do you think? Would you like to see Farrah on Teen Mom? And would it increase or decrease your interest if she wore this during the premiere? 25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up.
At this point in her career, Farrah Abraham has so many revenue streams she probably couldn’t even give you a ballpark figure on how much she’s worth. Farrah sells sex toys (sometimes while dressed as a Disney character), she’s a porn sex tape star, and she claims to have authored both erotica and Christian parenting books. Oh, and of course Farrah’s stripper salary topped half a million dollars this year. Needless to say, she’s doing alright for herself, so it’s not surprising that she’s movin’ on up and leaving her humble home behind. And by “humble,” we mean the $750,000 mansion in Austin that Farrah put up for sale last week. Yes, the Teen Mom star is asking 750 grand for her 4 bedroom former model home, claiming she’s more than doubled its value through improvements. Clearly, Ms. Abraham is having a little trouble finding buyers, however, as she’s already dropped her asking price by 30 thousand. There’s no word yet on if Farrah already has a new crib, but she may have some difficulty finding an upscale neighborhood that will be accepting of her lifestyle. In addition to the fact that she’s devoted herself entirely to sex work these days, Farrah is dating Mikey P from VH1’s Dating Naked. So yeah, rich folks in the suburbs might not be too thrilled by the prospect of living next to people who take off their clothes for a living. 25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up.
In news that has shocked absolutely no one, Farrah Abraham is a stripper now – having rapidly climbed the ladder from cocktail waitress to exotic dancer at a “gentleman’s club.” What is shocking, however, is the insane amount of cash that Farrah gets paid to take it all off in her new place of employment in Austin, Texas. 27 Freaky Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Stills 1. Farrah 2: Backdoor and More Pic Farrah Abraham in a still photo from Backdoor and More. As you can tell we’ve cropped it for obvious reasons. “The club loved how hardworking and focused I was, so they offered me a $544,000 agreement to be a celebrity house feature,” Farrah recently told Radar . Yes, beginning August 22 clients can book reservations for private sessions with Farrah. Prices range from $2,500 an hour to $500 for ten minutes. And if you think the fact that Farrah makes that much to give lap dances is depressing, check out her thoughts on raising her daughter in a strip club environment: “I’ve learned that this industry has class, strength, and has taught me life skills to better myself and my daughter,” said the former Teen Mom star. Well, this is the same parent who talks openly, even proudly, about her daughter making a sex tape some day , so we guess we shouldn’t be surprised. Farrah, of course, still claims that stripping is just part of her research for her erotic novel trilogy , and she’ll find a more suitable gig as soon as she’s gathered enough info. The whole situation is hilarious until you remember that Farrah’s daughter is five, and will soon make the sad realization that her mother is a ridiculous human being. 25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up.
Their feud bordered on epic over the past year, but no longer. Teen Mom co-stars Catelynn Lowell and Farrah Abraham hugged it out this weekend. We’re as surprised as you are, trust us. Who’s next, Jenelle?! Ultimately, it was VH1’s Couples Therapy that brought a couple of enemies together and got them to hash out their issues and bury the hatchet. Just a few weeks ago, the pregnant Lowell called Abraham “gross” after re-tweeting a photo of her fellow reality star’s line of sex toys. Which are a bit gross. Prior to that Abraham previously slammed Lowell and Tyler Baltierra for continuing their gigs on Teen Mom long after their teen years had come to a close. Farrah criticized them for making “poor choices” in their relationship; they hit back that Farrah made porn and that there’s really not a whole lot else to say. They’re not wrong, but it’s all water under the bridge now. Abraham posted in the early morning hours of August 9: “Thank you & happy we now know @catelynnlowell @TylerBaltierra that futures are bright & were all moving forward for the best Congrats!” “Was so nice seeing you and cleaning the air much love!” Lowell responded minutes later, while Baltierra, who was also heavily involved in the feud, added: “Let us know when the restaurant opens, we would love to come!” Abraham’s new restaurant is set to open soon in Austin, provided its website is no longer being hacked with graphic images of the Backdoor Teen Mom diva. We’ll have to wait until the Couples Therapy reunion show airs to see how they were able to talk this out , but it’s clearly for the best for all parties involved. Sure, we enjoy a good feud, but there are little kids involved; Cate is pregnant for a second time and Farrah … needs something positive to show Sophia. She has enough things to explain. Check one off the list at least. 25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up.
Justin Bieber may be feeling a little lonely at the moment. No, not because he isn’t with Selena Gomez anymore. Because many celebrities have spoken out in the 24 hours or so since news broke that Orlando Bloom tried to punch Bieber … and none are exactly taking the singer’s side. From talk show hosts to television stars, uniforms for Team Bieber aren’t exactly in danger of being sold out. And these reactions all took place before Bieber sunk to an immature low of releasing a photo of Bloom crying on Instagram. Scroll around below and see what stars are saying about the Bieber-Bloom blowup: Stars Reacts to Justin Bieber-Orlando Bloom Fight 1. Jimmy Fallon “Orlando Bloom apparently threw a punch at Justin Bieber last night during an argument at a nightclub,” the Tonight Show host said in his monologue. “Orlando’s hand was pretty sore today…You know, from all the high fives he got!” Now YOU tell us: Whose side are you on in this feud? Team Bieber! Taem Bloom! View Poll »
We know you’ve heard this several (dozen?) times already, but Farrah Abraham may have actually found a new way to hit rock bottom. Yes, we said before, when Farrah talked about her daughter’s future in porn . And again when she got excited about her daughter getting plastic surgery . But this time, Farrah has involved a different family member in her unending quest for fame – a family member who’s not even alive to defend himself. If you go to Farrah’s Twitter page today you’ll see the above photos side-by-side: The one on the left is of Farrah posing with Snoopy for some reason. The one on the right is Farrah’s dead grandfather. Not, mind you, a photo from when he was alive. No, Farrah shared a photo of her embalmed gramps with her millions of fans and haters. Appropriately, it’s just a few a rows away from photos of Farrah’s exposed breast implants . Is she trying to tell us that she and gramps share a love for being pumped full of toxic chemicals? Whatever, she was trying to do, she failed. We understand that the grieving process is different for everyone and some people find solace in taking a final photo of a loved one. The problem isn’t with the taking of the photo, but with Farrah’s decision to share it with 948,000 of her closest friends on Twitter. Farrah chose to be a public figure. Her grandfather – and her daughter – didn’t. So yeah, every time she uses an unwiling victim as a ploy to extend her 15 minutes, we’ll continue to call it a new low. 25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up.
Life is imitating art for Sarah Drew. The Grey’s Anatomy actress, whose character of April Kepner discovered on the May finale of this ABC hit that she’s pregnant, is now expecting a child herself as well. Drew and husband Peter Lanfer are already parents to a two-and-a-half year old son named Micah. “Peter and I are delighted to announce our pregnancy,” Drew tells People. “We can’t wait to introduce Micah to his little brother or sister.” Drew added that she’s “very, very lucky” to have a child such as Micah, one who throws the occasional tantrum yet is generally “sweet and funny and such a good boy.” Grey’s Anatomy Season 11 kicks off on Thursday, September 25 at 8/7c. Celebrities Expecting Babies in 2014 1. Scarlett Johansson Scarlett Johansson is pregnant! She’s expecting her first child with fiance Romain Dauriac
Toronto native Cassandra Blackwel developed an interesting strategy for getting over her ex-boyfriend: photoshopping pictures of Beyonce over his face! In starting her Beyoncify My Boyfriend project (and Tumblr page), she said, “If imagining yourself at your happiest with Beyonce doesn’t help, I don’t know what will.” No arguments here. And yes, she knows that when it comes to photoshop skills, these are about as far from professional as you’ll find on the Internet. Not that she’s concerned. “The pictures aren’t the best quality, but that’s kind of the point. I have no idea how to use Photoshop . I’m not trying to professionally cover him.” “I’m just slapping him with Beyonce, and people are really responding to that … it’s an ode to how much effort I put into the relationship, if you will.” Touche. Girl Photoshops Beyonce Over Boyfriend in Photos 1. Beyoncify My Life! When you want to get rid of your boyfriend but keep the photos of yourself, who better to paste over him than Queen Bey?
Farrah Abraham’s business ventures don’t always work out as planned. Farrah’s celebrity sex tape was immediately exposed as just a plain old porn, and can now be found on the Internet alongside the filmographies of other “celebrities” like Jenna Jameson. Then there was Farrah’s frozen yogurt chain which sounded like a wholesome, family-friendly endeavor that would in no way involve her anus. And it was! Until someone uploaded pics from Farrah’s porn to the company website before the first location opened. Farrah’s learned from those failures, however, and she’s ready to move on. Hopefully she’s now aware that there’s no difference between a sex tape and a porn , and that people will always make fun of a porn star peddling creamy treats to fill your mouth. Yes, Farrah is a little bit older and a whole lot wiser, and as a savvy, experienced businesswoman she’s ready to offer the public something it really needs: House music provided by a single mom in her underwear! Yes, Farrah announced her Bad B**** Tour on Twitter today, and she really uses that many stars in place of letters when promoting it. Seems like if she’s really that afraid of the word, she should just call it something else, but we digress! Farrah provided little in the way of details, but threatened promised that the tour will be coming to a city near you and will feature “lingerie DJ sets.” Providing people with something they didn’t know they needed is what real inventors do, folks. Farrah Abraham: great genius, or the greatest genius? You decide. 25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up.
If there’s anything Farrah Abraham has been honest about, it’s her passion for going under the knife early and often. Still … what the HECK is up here. Farrah has definitely gotten some more lip injections, and while less invasive than some of the previous work she’s had done, it’s hilariously over-the-top. Wow. Those lips were made for … we don’t even know, THGers. That Blow Pop does not stand a CHANCE against ’em, though. This gives new meaning to her “Blowin'” music video , doesn’t it? Okay, sorry. We’ll stop. It’s just … look at her face, people! Again, she’s certainly not trying to hide anything – she’s even open to her daughter getting plastic surgery – but this becoming a cause for concern. Farrah Abraham , at one point, was a genuinely pretty girl. But her insecurities, daddy issues, or whatever’s driving this have made her unrecognizable. Is she full on addicted to surgery? We wouldn’t be surprised. It’s sad, really, no matter how much she has perfected her puckering up pose. Things just keep getting freakier by the day in the World of Farrah … 23 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics Open Slideshow 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up. View As List 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up. 2. Farrah Abraham Bends Over Farrah Abraham is seen here bending over … just like she does on camera in a different sense. 3. Farrah Abraham Screen Shot Farrah Abraham in a lovely screen shot. And by lovely we mean absolutely terrifying. 4. Farrah Abraham Mullet Farrah Abraham rocks the mullet like it’s her job. What a great look for her honestly. 5. Farrah Abraham Topless Image Farrah Abraham topless and having her crotch molded for a custom sex tape. No clue why she has to be topless for this but whatever. 6. Farrah Abraham Sex Tape GIF A quality GIF from the Farrah Abraham sex tape. Assist to James Deen for the quote. 7. Farrah Abraham Swimsuit Photo Farrah Abraham and her epically fake boobs model a hilariously fake swimsuit. HOT! 8. Farrah Sex Tape Photo A scene from the Farrah Abraham sex tape. A lovely one, too. 9. Farrah Abraham and James Deen Farrah Abraham and James Deen share a passionate sex tape kiss. These two are so in love, you can tell. 10. Farrah Abraham O-Face Farrah Abraham screaming for more from James Deen in her sex tape. 11. Farrah Abraham Girl-on-Girl Farrah Abraham drinking and wearing lingerie and making out with someone else wearing lingerie. Good. Times. 12. Farrah Abraham and Daughter This photo of Farrah and her daughter is cringe worthy only because Sophia has to grow up and see the rest of these photos. 13. Farrah Abraham Plastic Surgery Nice face. 14. Farrah Abraham Looks Fake This is not actually a wax figure of Farrah Abraham but it might as well be. 15. Farrah Abraham Bent Over Farrah Abraham bends over and hikes a football in the best/worst photo of all time. 16. Farrah Abraham With Breast Implants Yup. There they are. And those breast implants will soon find their way inside Farrah Abraham. 17. Farrah Abraham Cries Very familiar. She doesn’t cry pretty either. 18. Farrah Abraham Crying A familiar sight. 19. Farrah Abraham Cries a Lot We can’t stop either. 20. Farrah Abraham: Freaky Face! Seriously, WTF is going on with her face? 21. Farrah Abraham Naked Come hither? Please, please no … 22. Farrah Abraham Lips Photo Farrah Abraham’s lips are off the proverbial chain in this photo. What did she have done with them? Does that Blow Pop stand a chance?! 23. Farrah Abraham: Celeburty! Farrah Abraham is a celeburty. She is great at spelling. And having sex on camera.
