I know you guys think I’ve got a pretty sweet job, considering all I have to do is creep Instagram for pictures of hotties and crack dumb jokes five days a week. I don’t even have to get dressed. And normally, I’d agree with you. But after watching this behind-the-scenes video of Alexis Ren doing her Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue photoshoot, I’m not sure so anymore. Because sure, I may get to enjoy the pictures, but these lucky bastards get a front row, hands-on seat. I think I got into the wrong line of work. » view all 14 photos
Sara Sampaio is a short, average looking model, who is nice and skinny which is nice to see…. I don’t know how the Portuguese girl scammed her way into Victoria’s Secret, because her first job was working for Victoria’s Secret….a small town Portuguese girl…suddenly in NYC making a million dollars a year…makes no sense…but it happened… I like to think futuristic billion dollar a year scam companies…have genetic labs where they build these women…and she’s clearly got an Adriana Lima vibe….but totally bootleg, they haven’t perfected the science…you can’t expect the world out of people…but who knows, maybe his is just her, skinny girl who dates billionaire…because she can… She’s in Thailand decompressing…because life’s rough for her. Here’s a video Here she is topless with a rich guy in Antigua last year: Here she is BTS at the Victoria’s Secret show… The post Sara Sampaio in Thailand of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
One thing I like about Charlize Theron is that her mom killed her father because he was “abusive”…making her the kind of girl who grew up thinking it was ok to murder people if they rubbed you the wrong way… But she can’t be rubbed the wrong way….because she was a starving South African with a killing mom and dead dad back home – with a dream…who did Playboy, and all this other low level shit before she was “FOUND”…and you know what being “FOUND” is all about thanks to the Weinstein allegations… So she’s the good famous girl, not that good in a bathing suit cuz she’s old, and not the Charlize of the past, but not exposing the hands that fed her, even though we know she did some shit…to get where she’s at..and that is a magical experience… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Charlize Theron in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Crying Crackhead… Mounting a Trailer in Russia…. Guys Rescue Dog…. Car Getting Dragged…. The post Drunk Lady Flashes the Crowd at at Cubs Game and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess Rosario Dawson is pregnant, or maybe her gut caught up to her hispanic tits, I think calling her a hispanic is racist, I am not a racist, since I truly feel we are all God’s people. I just don’t believe in God….I just feel we’re all here sucking resources off the earth together, who gives a fuck about where a motherfucker is born, or what color they are, we are all equally horrible, and we will all die when the world explodes…So I am not racist, but I do hate when a set of big tits, gets old, and a gut to match those big tits….I wonder if it is pregnancy, maybe it is just coke bloat…or maybe it’s from quitting coke cuz girl is a party girl…who knows…who cares…this dress is terrible…you can’t push them tits high enough to distract me from everything else going on here… I guess it is just a reminder of how old the leaked nudes are. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rosario Dawson is Squeezed the Fuck into a Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Emily DiDonato is an American Model…something you don’t really see that often…since American Girls have taken a liking to having the wrong kind of eating disorder…you know one fuelled by fast food and not starving themselves…forcing the people at Victoria’s Secret to outsource their half naked women….recruiting them from all areas of the world….but I guess every once in a while….a girl like this happens… Because American girls are FAT…. But Emily Didonato…is lovely…being all french and classy…not USA trashy…despite being USA trashy…because you can’t believe everything you jerk off to…most of them are just lying bitches LYING to you.. The post Emily Didonato For Vogue Paris of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Memphitz seems to be going through a lot these days and taking it out on the wrong people. On Tuesday, the producer took to social media to blast his ex-wife Toya Wright, saying that he doesn’t want her to use his last name anymore. He shared a cryptic post that read, “Learn from Me. Watch who […]
