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Princess Madeline in a Bikini in Miami of the Day

Posted on May 27, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Royal Pussy has probably looked better than this mess of a woman…but I guess after generations of inbreeding we take what we can get when it comes to blue blooded bitches….it’s not like there are all that many actual Princesses in the world to get off to…and if you have a middle ages fetish…it makes masturbation pretty fucking hard…unless of course you are like my friend who go to parks and stages battles who is understandably a little too socially awkward to get laid….but who has no problem hiring hookers and dressing them up in period costumes….not that kind of period….actually historically relevant dresses he and crowns he gets made custom….sure it’s weird…but so are most fetishes…give him a break….at least he’s trying to maintain the luxury, exclusiveness and regal respectable behavior of a princess…while this Princess Madeline chick just jumps into the behavior and dress of a common whore…. Here are the pics of her and her sloppy body that is probably the root of why her boyfriend left her, cuz royalty or not, this body isn’t something you want to lock into for any amount of money….unless you’re me, in which case it’s all good cuz there’s a 28 year old pussy in a bikini…sloppy, rich, ugly or not…it’s better than what I’m used to. Pics via Bauer

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Mother Sees Underage Daughter In an Ad for a Stripclub….of the Day

Posted on May 27, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is a story of a mother who saw her underage daughter on an ad for a stripclub, because working as a stripper makes a hell of a lot more money than working the mall food court…especially since kids grow up on the internet and see that the real stars aren’t the bitches on TV and in Movies, but the girls in porn, cuz guys actually jerk off to them….and when you come from a broken home where your morals and values allow you to work in a stripclub at 16, that’s pretty much all you want in life and since it paysit’s fucking bonus…. I was listening to teens talking about sex on a radio show since I don’t have a TV last night. It didn’t really excite me. They were talking about Prom night and a whole lot of other bullshit that wasn’t hot, and reminded me that teenagers who go to Prom are teenagers who aren’t worth trying to fuck, you need the gutter girls who pretend they are 18 so that when the cops come knocking, you can plea ignorance, cuz I don’t know about you, but I never ID the bitches I try to fuck, usually cuz there’s no time before the roofies wear off. Yeah, that was a shitty joke, don’t worry, I’ve got tons of them.

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Kathy Lee Gifford Big Old Lady Tits of the Day

Posted on May 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I had a reader who would email me obsessively looking for pictures of Kathy Lee Gifford. It had something to do with a masturbation ritual he had going to her tits back when she was on TV every morning that he couldn’t get past. He was constantly on the prowl for new pics of her, cuz he had exhausted every recorded clip he had of her and I thought the whole thing was weird…partially because I was never in such a serious morning jam that I’d fantasize about her red pubic haired cunt to get off, if anything I was usually asleep her whole career, except when she started dropping Christmas albums like she was John Tesh, that was her hottest period, but I have a Christmas fetish, I didn’t realize the kind of tits she was packing, and really looking at her old weathered body today is almost exhilerating cuz there is just so much fucking tit…. Not to mention she’s with her daughter, who looks like a typical rich kid WASP from the suburbs who drives a BMW and loves taking it up the ass cuz condoms are a drag but so are abortions…Oh my god…All American kind of slut and I’m down with this mother/daughter fantasy I’ve never lived out but have tried on fucking repeat…not that you care…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Juliette Lewis Looks Like She Smells in Concert of the Day

Posted on May 25, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The real shocking thing in these Juliette Lewis performing pictures is that there was a time when people thought bitch was hot. I remember hearing people talking about how badly they wanted to fuck her and all I ever saw was a manly, Darlene from Roseanne looking freakshow, who had pretty much nothing going for her, other than a hard drug addiction…. She must be in her 40s by now and I guess her music is what pays her bills…but seriously, she looks like something I found in the gutter and offered a can of soup in exchange for head, but what the fuck do I know, maybe this kind of aids shit turns you on…it just scares me and makes me think I should be wearing a condom just looking at this shit… Pics via Fame

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Amanda Seyfried Looks Sloppy on Her Hike of the Day

Posted on May 25, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have a one-sided love/ hate relationship with Amanda Seyfried….one-sided because she doesn’t know I exist, so that leaves shit on a stalker level, but love/hate because I have heard her in interviews and I hated her, I have seen her in teenage love movie previews and hated her, but then I’ve seen her in her nude scenes in more obscure roles and I’ve forgot how annoying she is…. I don’t know if she is hot or not…I can’t figure it out…she is one of those on the fence kind of pussies..cuz she looks like she has a sloppy body and sloppy tits, There are hardly any scandals with her, she lives in LA but I guess lives low profile with her dog that licks her cunt, the only barely exciting thing about her is that Lohan is fucking jealous of her cuz Lohan lost the Mean Girls relevant pussy trophy to her and that truth hurts….but not as much as Seyfried’s boyfriend’s dick that he stuck in Lohan in Cannes, cuz we’re all allowed to make stupid decisions sometimes, and Lohan is still Lohan, even if she’s far more scary looking… Pics via Bauer

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Miley Cyrus Bikini Pictures of the Day

Posted on May 25, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When you have a website called Drunkenstepfather and your slogan for the site for the first 3 years was “a place where I get drunk and molest you”, you do what you can to only post and link to bitches who are 18 and over, even if 16 is legal where I am from, because you don’t want the FBI, who are probably already watching the site closely, thinking that I may have bad intentions, even if I don’t, and even if there are far worse humans out there doing far worse things, like the execs at Disney and her father for exploiting her, so I don’t post 17 year old starlets in their bikinis, even if they are celebrities who give lapdances, and are fairgame cuz they want all the attention and they want you to think of them sexually, cuz I just don’t want legal issues….but I do look at pictures of 17 year olds in their bikinis…cuz I am only human…and in Canada, I am allowed to fuck them….. To See The Pictures Follow This Link GO

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Kate Hudson’s Little Implants of the Day

Posted on May 25, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know about this Kate Hudson implant bullshit. I mean it would make sense because she’s aging weird and tits are a great distraction from face and since she was always flat chested as fuck, implants were the only solution, but if she did get implants, they are probably the smallest fucking implants ever implanted in a bitch, you know implants from the cancer ward for girls who had their boobs amputated but wanted to come home with the same small bra size, not implants made to distract from a bitch’s face, I mean look at these pictuers, her arm is thicker than her tits and she’s wearing a bra, something no girls with implants do, so I’m going to say if she got implants it was a waste of money like the stripper I knew who got implants and died from an infection 3 days later before ever putting them to use…..and here she is filming one of her shitty movies….. Pics via Fame

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PETA’s Slutty Protesters of the Day

Posted on May 25, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are a couple of useless nobody sluts protesting the bear fur used in the UK on their guards, unless you cosider the former “Lara Croft” model Lucy Clarkson and her sidekick Victoria Eisermann, useful….which I guess they kind of are, you know trying to make a difference by getting body painted to stir up some noise and hopefully make a difference, but after staring at these pictures the last 15 minuts, I realized they are wearing some nipple covers and they aren’t flashing their asses, so they might as well be wearing fucking clothes….fucking losers aren’t protesting shit…they are just tryign to get more attention to their whore-selves….I figure if you’re going to try to make a difference, you gotta step up you fucking game and no half ass it…or in this case no ass and no nipple it….cunts…. Pics via LFI

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Janet Jackson in a Shitty See Through Dress of the Day

Posted on May 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| 1 Comment

Pug-faced Janet Jackson tried to distract you from her plastic face by wearing this see through outfit to show off her shelf tits in a very industrial sized bra and the whole thing is a mess that I am only posting to show girls how you can do a see through outfit wrong…and if you’re going to do it…to it topless…even if your breasts are botched from plastic surgery and have no nipples…cuz really that’s the only way to compete and be interesting/relevant…. Pics via Bauer

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Grace Jones in a Bathing Suit With Her Young White Boyfriend of the Day

Posted on May 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Grace Jones’ boyfriend has the right idea. Move in on the 62 year old woman cuz she has money and it’s a hell of a lot better than working the gas station you met her at….and I guess Grace Jones has the right idea too, retire with a hired white cock to carry your shit for you and fuck you on command while you sit by the pool and remember a time she used to get positive male attention, because you can…Unfortunately, her gut exploded and her ass turend 62…not that I ever found her hot…but because no one wants to see that shit …except maybe the opportunistic….but even he probably does it with his eyes shut while pinching his nose like the asthmatic kid awkwardly jumping into the pool and these pictures aren’t so pleasant, but pussy in a bathing suit is pussy in a bathing suit…and I am a firm believer in taking what you can get, which is pretty much the reason I married my wife… Pics via Bauer

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