Kristin Cavallari was on Laguna Beach, she didn’t do The Hills, which was the show all her co-stars got rich from, because she was an egotistical cunt who thought she was the most important on the show, and that she could distance herself from the show, and become an actual celebrity from the show, you know legitimize herself…and it didn’t work out so well, she crawled back to the show the last season, too little too late…so she married a rich athlete, the American dream for a lot of these all-american basic whores…and she gets to spend her time as a slutty influencer mom blogger on instagram posting up weirdo white suburban mom smut…straight from the SLUMS of rich / white / christian / mall shopping / lack of soul or substance or cultue…Orange County…but at last they have Disney. The happiest place on earth…besides the women’s changing room at the local college after cheerleading practice….a cliche maybe, but Debbie Does Dallas inspired me in the 80s and that will forever be my safe space…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kristin Cavallari Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I’ve written a lot of praise for Farrah Abraham …. I celebrate that she is the slutty teen who used taking loads in her pussy as a tactic to get on MTV…because MTV is irresponsible and glamorized teen pregnancy, like a Kardashian glamorized sex tapes…think of how many girls got pregnant at 15 to be on the show…and didn’t end up on the show…it’s funny and Farrah represents that. When you want celebrity, you do whatever it takes to get where you gotta go…especially when you’re 15 years old…obviously a girl with an insatiable appetite to be fucked….but not just up the ass like other high school girls scared of pregnancy….in the pussy too. I like that she went from MTV reality TV to hardcore anal / squirt porn without even trying to stage it as anything “leaked”…she just got clown tits, jacked up her face, and ended up going for the gold….if she’s gonna do it, do it with a professional….cuz what it comes down to is that she’s a fucking pervert…exhibitionist…and being fucked on camera dealt with those two things… I made over 5,000 dollars off her Sex Tape, which is the most money this site ever made, so I guess I work for her….and that’s more money than any sex worker has paid me….so I guess she is a captain of industry as she walks around in her tiny bikini on her distorted looking body…like EVERY single part of her is weird looking….and it’s great…to me….it represents the American Dream or the failure of the American Dream….on every fucking level. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Farrah Abraham Shrunk Her Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Folks, Lisa Vanderpump is not backing down. In fact, it seems the embattled reality star and animal rights activist is just digging in deeper as her never-ending war against her former co-stars rages on! Yes, Lisa may have quit The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills , but that doesn’t mean she’s done feuding with Kyle Richards and Teddi Mellencamp. In case you missed it, the ladies of RHOBH are involved in one of the nastiest beefs in Bravo history. And while it all started over a dog, these days, Lisa and Kyle are attacking one another over everything from their finances to their capabilities as party hostesses. Lisa stands accused of leaking a story about Lucy Lucy Apple Juice — the dog that Dorit Kemsley adopted from her Vanderpump Dogs organization and then gave away. That situation snowballed to the point that the ladies began citing other instances in which Lisa had behaved in a sanctimonious or judgmental fashion. It all came to a head in late July, when Kyle Richards went off on Lisa in a 29-tweet tirade . Not only did Lisa clap back at the time — she’s still going after Kyle in what she claims is an attempt to clear her good name. And it seems her efforts are receiving plenty of support from fans. Earlier this week, a Twitter user tweeted, “#RHOBH season of lies and deception. They all need to go,” apparently suggesting that Kyle and Teddi should be fired from the show. Lisa promptly replied, “Exactly.” And those who know the restaurateur best say Lisa’s shade campaign won’t be letting up anytime soon. “Lisa is disappointed over the accusations these women made against her. It’s hard for her to sit back and not say things on social media as she feels they still are taking digs at her,” a source close to the situation tells Hollywood Life. “[Lisa’s] disenchanted with them and the situations they’ve created in general over all of this. It got very out of hand,” the insider continues. “Until they stop talking about her on social media, she has no intentions of stopping when she feels the need to speak up or defend herself. The source adds that Lisa is completely over the show and has no intention of watching new episodes. But she’s not done trying to set the record straight and defend her reputation: “She just doesn’t sit around and talk about them or the show at all anymore,” the insider says. “It’s not worth her energy as she’s trying to get to a better place after dealing with so much drama and turmoil this year.” The source adds that Lisa has a lot on her plate these days and will not miss her castmates or the show the made her famous. “Lisa is very busy with and excited about her fourth annual Vanderpump Dog Foundation Fundraising Gala coming up this November, which has helped finance her Pet Rescue Center and saved the lives of thousands of dogs from the USA to China,” says the source. She’s also still an executive producer and one of the stars of the wildly popular Vanderpump Rules . Let’s face it, if the other Beverly Hills Housewives had spinoffs with their names in the title, they probably wouldn’t stick around for one another’s BS, either. View Slideshow: Kyle Richards Tweets 29 Times, GOES OFF on Real Housewives Drama
If you love painfully awkward exchanges between reality stars and their fans, this one’s for you. Mott Roloff has been sticking it to ex-wife Amy Roloff all summer by flaunting gorgeous vacation photos with his girlfriend Caryn Chandler. Now it seems Caryn is dipping her toe in the drama pool too after posting her own date night photo with Matt, and throwing a little shade Amy’s way. Last weekend, Caryn posted a cute shot of herself and Matt sharing a meal on Instagram. The couple both grin for the camera while enjoying what looks to be a tiny pizza and a cup of tomato bisque. It all seems innocent enough, with a sweet caption to match. “Dinner in Bend, Oregon on a quick road trip & get a way,” Caryn captioned. “Never mind those pesky summer thunderstorms,” she added. She also included the umbrella and eye roll emoji, for good measure. Caryn’s fans and followers, however, were not about to waste this opportunity to drag up some Roloff drama. One pot-stirrer wrote “Watch out, I see Amy looking through the window.” That’s a scary thought that would have anyone looking over their shoulder, just to check. Amy and Matt’s breakup has stayed relatively mature and amicable. However, amy has been open about Matt having an affair with Caryn while he and Amy were still together. The former couple has refrained from public arguments and online mud-slinging. But it’s clear Amy is not a big fan of Caryn, or her involvement in the dissolution of her marriage. Fans are keenly aware of this, and that’s why some are jokingly tormenting Caryn with references to Amy creeping around her and Matt’s dates. So how did Caryn respond to being put on the spot for stealing Amy’s man? With just one, somewhat inscrutable flushed-face emoji! Use your words, Caryn! What are we all supposed to make of this? At the very least, we can say Caryn seems to feel pretty embarrassed by the commenter’s remark. That she chose to respond but not actually say anything implies that she doesn’t know what to say in her defense. Or maybe she just has nothing nice to say about Amy? Our best guess is that Caryn was just trying to say, “Wow, why’d you have to go and make this real awkward?” But that’s not the kind of thing “nice” celebs tend to say to fans. That’s a whole conversation Caryn is not trying to have with this random Insta user. But if that’s the case, perhaps the more graceful alternative would have been to just ignore that comment. Some other commenters seemed to agree. “Yikes,” began one response, “no response to that would [have] been classy move.” Maybe so, but it was too late by that point. Other commenters just wanted to get in on the fun. “Yeah,” One user chimed in, “[Amy’s] saying thank God she’s someone else problem.” “Exactly!!” another agreed, “She can have him.” It seems like quite a few people feel like Amy is well rid of her duplicitous ex. That said, we hope Caryn’s blushing emoji doesn’t mean she feels ashamed of her behavior. Caryn was just trying to share a happy moment from her life. If Amy has any objections to that, it’s really not Caryn’s fault. But the real winner in this comment thread was one user who ignored the ex-drama, but took issue with Caryn complaining about the stormy weather. “Summer thunderstorms are cool!” they insisted, adding a storm cloud emoji. How dare Caryn drag Mother Nature like that? Hopefully her Instagram fanbase will always be here to set her straight. View Slideshow: Matt Roloff Fires Back at Amy: I’m Better Than You Are!
When Counting On fans heard the news that Amy Duggar is pregnant with her first child , many breathed a sigh of relief. After all, Amy represents the more balanced, level-headed branch of the Duggar family tree. And with her famous cousins breeding liken rabbits, it was widely feared that that branch would get overshadowed in the next generation. Fortunately, those people can now breathe a sigh of relief. Amy Duggar and husband Dillon King will soon be parents. And in her usual, outspoken fashion, Amy has a lot to say about the experience of first-time pregnancy. I'm scared as ever [to give birth],” Amy told OK magazine while attending a premiere event for WEtv’s Love After Lockup. “Give me all the good meds! I'm like, for real.” Yes, folks, it's a Duggar with a sense of humor. Apparently, such a thing exists. Anyway, Amy fieled the inevitable question about whether or not she's planning to have more thsan one kid. And we're afraid folks who were hoping that she'd give Jessa a run for her money may be sorely disappointed. “We’re gonna see how one goes and then we just might adopt a jungle cat,” Amy quipped. “We're aiming for one and done,” Dillon chimed in. “Two is max! One may be it but we will see.” Asked how her famous cousins feel about her famous cousins might feel about her small (by Duggar standards) family, Amy replied: “I don’t think they know!” Obviously, that has the potential to be a scandalous bombshell, as Duggar woman are taught from a young age that procreation is their primary reason for being. Asked about her birth plan, Amy played it coy, remarking: “I think it's a beautiful new chapter and people do it and they have more than one! So I have a great respect for anyone who's had 19 or one,” In the clip, we also learn the name behind Amy's baby's name — Daxton Ryan King. That's one of those handles that sounds unusual now, but you know there will be 15 Daxton's in the kid's kindergarten class. We're living in weird times with weird kid names, folks.
