Karlie Kloss has been a mystery to me since she first became a Victoria’s Secret model, which is really what put her on the map. She just didn’t make sense to me, she was basically flat chested and terrifyingly tall. They picked her up on the Runway, doing normal androgynous model shit, and all of a sudden she’s in her underwear for money. I don’t know if her lesbian relationship with Taylor Swift had anything to do with it, but it was a confusing time….that we don’t really need to bother with because even at her peak she was irrelevant…. She’s not Jewish, married to a Kushner and official socialite…because dreams come true when you get naked for money….tell that to every girl you know…it is the life lesson of the day. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Karlie Kloss Not Hot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Karlie Kloss has been a mystery to me since she first became a Victoria’s Secret model, which is really what put her on the map. She just didn’t make sense to me, she was basically flat chested and terrifyingly tall. They picked her up on the Runway, doing normal androgynous model shit, and all of a sudden she’s in her underwear for money. I don’t know if her lesbian relationship with Taylor Swift had anything to do with it, but it was a confusing time….that we don’t really need to bother with because even at her peak she was irrelevant…. She’s not Jewish, married to a Kushner and official socialite…because dreams come true when you get naked for money….tell that to every girl you know…it is the life lesson of the day. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Karlie Kloss Not Hot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Emily Meade is in The Deuce, some show about James Franco as a 70s porn star or something. I’ve never seen it, but appreciate the mainstream trying to document the porn scene, when the porn scene is out grossing the mainstream, cuz you’re all a bunch of perverts, and I only appreciate it because of the nude scenes. If there are no nude scenes in a show it is not a show worth watching since 90 percent of my interests lie in nude women….the other 10 percent is alcoholism, fast food and sugar products, and plastics in the ocean…you know keep things well rounded…plus DOLPHINS are so cute. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Emily Meade Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t know when we made the move from calling Nina Agdal a full retard downs syndrome looking bitch who got work as a model because the world is about inclusivity, plus retards work for a fraction of the rate regular people work, not that SI pays any of these fame seeking, media HUNGRY sluts…and she is a slut, at least for the right rich dude…. I guess I felt bad for retards, you know comparing them to some sex worker….because I like retards, they are always in a good mood when not masturbating, but even when masturbating. They have super retard strength which comes in handy when you need a bodyguard, they look cute when dressed in tuxedos…and I used to work really menial shit jobs that hired retards to do the same tasks as me…true story…so I took a liking to them…and fucking with their retard heads…especially when it came to girls..I’d always tell my retard friend that the cashier wanted to date him, and that she had nipple rings, and other fun things…and he’d always go fucking nuts…and if I got him good…he’d break shit and ended up getting fired for assaulting that cashier…but I feel like I taught him a valuable lesson in love….that girls are mean…even to retards…and more importantly getting him out of that job that was exploiting him for 2 dollars an hour, eveen though I was only making 7, was fucking robbery… The funniest thing about Nina Agdal is thinking about the retards we’ve known in our life, not the 31 year old (sure, more likee 40 year old) immigrant who tried dating Leo DiCaprio in an LOL, and ended up with Christie Brinkley’s rich loser son who I guess has no taste in women… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Dog Faced Nina Agdal in a Thong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Back in January, the Bachelor Nation was overjoyed to hear that Jade Roper and Tanner Tolbert were expecting Baby #2 . Now, the happy couple has welcomed baby #2 — a beautiful newborn boy. But there’s a twist, because they never made it to the hospital, and Jade ended up giving bitrth at home … in the master bedroom’s closet. “I accidentally gave birth at home last night,” Jade revealed on Instagram on Tuesday. “In our master closet.” “I’ve been still processing the shock of this all,” she admitted. Jade clarified: “as this was not all at what I had planned.” “But,” she noted. “I am so so thankful for each person who helped bring our son into the world safely.” Along with her caption, Jade included a very candid photo from the scene. “I’ll share my whole birth story soon,” Jade promised her fans and followers. “But long story short,” she wrote. “My waters broke.” “And 75 minutes later,” Jade continued. “I gave birth to our healthy baby boy.” That is an exceptionall short labor! She wrote that she delivered her son “while clutching a bench in our closet.” “It was one of the scariest moments of my life,” Jade admitted. She then went on to explain that it was so frightening “because I felt so out of control.” Of course! Childbirth can be frightening under the best of circumstances. “But Tanner, Tanner’s mom, my mom, and the medics and firefighters kept me going,” Jade gushed. She praised them for staying by her side “when I felt like the world was caving in on me and my unborn baby.” “I was going to share the happy, cute Instagrammable pics first,” Jade told her fans and followers. You know, the classic shots of the mom with her newborn resting on her chest, or of the newborn in a cradle. “But,” she explains of the chaotic closet photo. “This felt right to me.” “So incredibly grateful for the support system we had,” Jade expressed. “And for this beautiful boy,” she concluded. “I get to hold in my arms.” Countless comments poured in after Jade shared her stressful story and her good news. Chris Harrison himself commented: “Now that’s the most dramatic delivery ever.” Lauren Burnham gushed: “Dang woman, you are amazing. Congratulations on your baby boy!” Speaking of Lauren Bs, Lauren Bushnell wrote: “Oh my goodness!!!!! Glad you and baby are ok!!!” “Wow!!!! You are a superhero girl!!!!!! Congratulations!!!” raved Vanessa Grimaldi. Pregnancy is a complicated thing. Due dates and delivery times can be difficult or even impossible to accurately predict. Labor often lasts several hours. For some, that means a full day of agony. For others, as was clearly the case with Jade, labor can come and go in less time than it takes to watch a movie. Having a solid plan to get to the hospital to give birth is a great idea, but it’s important for couples to realize that they can’t plan for everything. Childbirth can and will throw you for a loop. View Slideshow: Bachelor Baby Boom: The Births of a Reality Show Nation
