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Mike Sorrentino Opens Up on Life Behind Bars: Michael Cohen Was a Little B-tch!

After eight long months on the inside, Mike Sorrentino was released from prison on September 12. And as anyone who’s been watching recent episodes of Jersey Shore knows — Mike’s absence has been keenly felt on the show. (How many more scenes in that Vegas hotel suite will be forced to endure?!) But if you’re among the many viewers who have lately found themselves missing the old guido group dynamic, fear not: The Sitch is back, and he’s ready to bring the heat with some spicy stories from his time in the clink. Sorrentino appeared on Snooki’s podcast this week, and in addition to weighing in on the latest drama involving his housemates, he opened up about life in prison and the joys of his newfound freedom. Mike began by confirming the obvious — the top item on his post-prison agenda was smushing with his wife, Lauren Pesce . After that, it was right back to making that green: “I feel fantastic,” Mike told Snooki. “I’ve lost 40 pounds in this process. I’m back reunited with my beautiful wife. “And working on the No. 1 TV show on MTV! I’m very grateful and just taking advantage of every moment, every conversation, every meal and just living my best life.” (Some possible shade directed at the ladies of Teen Mom there? We love it!) “When I first got home, all I wanted to do was spend time with my beautiful wife. I wanted to have a naked pizza party,” Sorrentino continued. “I wanted to watch movies. I wanted to watch ‘Avengers.’ I wanted to watch ‘Game of Thrones.’ I had to catch up on all that TV. I wanted to snuggle with my dog.” Unfortunately, his binge-watching was short-lived, as producers recognized the need to film Mike in his first days as a free man in order to maximize the drama: “And then the producers of MTV were like, ‘Listen, we need to get you in there ASAP,'” The Sitch went on. “So I pretty much took the ball and started to run with it immediately,” he explained. “I started working the day I came out. I saw you guys the next day, and then I think I moved in a couple days later.” “I was mentally ready, but at the same time, I was like, ‘Alright, this is my job. It’s time to man up. It’s time to rise to the occasion.’ Get that shmoney! I missed out on eight months. I wasn’t doing projects for eight months.” As for his experience on the inside, Mike says he benefitted from fame and was well-liked by his fellow inmates. (“I got all the extra food all the time!”) He confirmed the rumors that be befriended infamous Fyre Fest organizer Billy MacFarland and revealed that MacFarland was less than a model prisoner. “He supposedly smuggled in some sort of recording device, and he was caught with it,” Mike claimed. “They said he was trying to record high-profile inmates, and they threw him in the SHU. They sent him to a worse prison, I think, recently. That’s a bonehead move right there. And that’s not the only famous face who served time alongside The Sitch. Donald Trump’s former lawyer, Michael Cohen, is currently in prison for crimes related to payouts made to Stormy Daniels , and it seems his time at Otisville Correctional overlapped with Mike’s. And like the president, Sorrentino enjoyed demanding risky favors of Cohen: “I went up to him the first day, and he was a bit nervous, and I thought to myself, you know what? I’m gonna ask him to go sneak me some chicken out of the main line. It’s his first day,” Mike recalled. “I went up to Michael Cohen, and I said, ‘Listen, Michael Cohen.’ I’m there for like three-four months, I’m like, ‘Listen, bro, I’m gonna need you to do something for me.’ He said, ‘What is it, Mike? Anything!’ I said, ‘I’m gonna need you to go in main line. It’s your first day here. No one knows. I’m gonna need you to smuggle chicken from the main line and give it to me. I’m gonna hide it in my locker so that I can have an extra serving after my workout.'” Sadly, Mike says Cohen “chickened out” and didn’t go through with the meat heist. If only he’d shown that kind of backbone the last time a reality TV asked him to engage in some sketchy behavior! All-in-all Mike says his time behind bars was deeply unpleasant but not nearly as bad as it could have been due to his celebrity status: “I was blessed to shoot a lot of TV before I went into prison, so while I was in prison, I was on TV every Thursday with a smile on my face,” he said. “Like, ‘Oh, look, there’s my wedding!’ But I missed out on a lot of money from being in prison for eight months.” As for the work he was expected to perform, well … fame goes a long way with the masses, even behind bars. “I’ll be honest,” Mike said, “there was a guy in prison that did my job for me.” Hey, we’re just glad he’s back to his real job — stuffing his face and spouting inspirational cliches on television! Welcome home, Sitch! View Slideshow: Mike Sorrentino in Prison: Star’s Sad Farewell to Freedom, New Life Behind Bars, Conjugal Visit “Situation” Revealed [UPDATED]

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Jenni Farley Kicks Loser, Grope-y Boyfriend to the Curb

Jenni Farley got really wasted on last night’s episode of Jersey Shore. Now sober, with her eyes wide open to what transpired, however, the veteran reality star has gone ahead and made a life-altering decision: She’s kicked that stupid loser boyfriend of hers, Zack Carpinello, to the curb. On the aforementioned installment of Jersey Shore , Carpinello acted extraordinarily strange around Angelina. First, he peppered her left and right with questions about her sex life. Like, REALLY specific questions. Then, while dancing with Farley and Angelina at a nightclub, Carpinello gave both women a kiss. Then, after Jenni passed out from too much alcohol intake, he basically grabbed Angelina’s rear end, prompting the engaged cast member to get the heck off the dance floor as quickly as possible. Here’s a screen shot of the inappropriate action: And here was Farley’s reaction after actually watching the escapades play out last night: “After seeing tonight’s episode I’m pretty hurt,” she wrote in a note posted to her Instagram account. “I feel disrespected by someone I called a friend and by someone who stated they loved me.” In this same message, Farley said she had no idea about her boyfriend’s behavior: “For 5 months I was kept in the dark about this. For 5 months I was naive, probably laughed at and made into a story line that will forever haunt me. My heart hurts on so many levels. “One thing I learned from tonight’s episode is know your value. Don’t ever lower your standards.” JWoww started dating Carpinello in March, a few months after her split from ex-husband Roger Mathews. (The ex-spouses share two children — daughter Meilani, 5, and son Greyson, 3 — and seem to finally be getting along after quite a contentious start to their post-marital life.) Jenni raved about her relationship with Carpinello in a previous Family Vacation episode, saying she was stunned to be with someone who is just 24 years old: “I never in a million years thought I would be dating someone younger than me.”  But then also elucidating just why she likes him so much: “We’re completely different. Not my style at all. “He turns into this f-cking monster in bed. I was like, ‘Are you an escort? What’s going on?’ It wasn’t normal. I had to look up positions and stuff.” Well… okay then, Jenni! Sadly, it now looks like he turns into a monster on the dance floor after his girlfriend passes out as well. Jersey Shore: Family Vacation airs on MTV Thursdays at 8/7c. Us Weekly was the first outlet to report on this break-up . Props to them.

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Keeping Up With The Kardashians Sneak Peek: Who is STEALING from Kourtney??

In the aftermath of Sofia Richie's Keeping Up With The Kardashians debut , Kourtney Kardashian is dealing with something much more serious. Someone has been robbing her blind. We're talking about someone physically in her house, stealing cash and an iPad. In this preview clip, you can see her concerns as she wonders which person has betrayed her trust. This Keeping Up With The Kardashians sneak peek starts off almost unimaginably boring. Khloe is talking about wanting to retire her cookie jars, lamenting that “everyone has them now.” (Refusing to do something because it's popular is not morally superior to doing something because it is not . Both are dumb) That's when Megan, Kourtney's dutiful assistant, saves the day and the scene when she reports some bad news. Some of Kourtney's money — specifically, her cash — is missing. “Kourt?” Megan begins tentatively. She reveals: “So, we discovered that there was cash missing from your wallet.” While that's better than money being siphoned from one of Kourtney's massive bank accounts, that's still very alarming. “So,” Megan continues. “I don’t know if you spent it out the other night?” That suggested answer would be so much simpler. Money spent is much less scary than money stolen. “Umm, I specifically handed $20 to the valet,” Kourtney recalls. She continues: “And I had hundreds, and I threw them back into my bag,” Megan then delivers the very bad news. “There’s no hundreds there right now,” she grimly announces. “Is there any chance you could’ve lost the money?” Khloe asks, hoping for the simpler explanation. She suggests to her eldest sister: “Like, do you think it fell, or…” “It was definitely there,” Kourtney confirms. There's a brief transition, and Kourtney says: “You know when you just know? Like, I know for a fact.” “That’s crazy!” Khloe exclaims. “I don’t know.” Kourtney then speaks on this very serious matter to the konfessional kamera. “The fact that money is missing from my wallet definitely doesn’t feel like a coincidence,” she admits. Because she suspects that this thief has also made off with more than just currency. Kourt recalls: “We had an iPad missing in the house too,” We then see a flashback to her looking for her iPad and being unable to find it. “You know, I have people in and out of my house all day,” Kourtney points out. Some are family, some are friends, some are employees, and others are camera crew and producers for K eeping Up With The Kardashian s. Kourt says that these are all “People that I trust.” “Something just isn’t right,” she expresses. A thief nabbing physical cash may not be able to rob her of as much as someone getting into her accounts would. But the actual, physical presence of a thief in Kourtney's own home would make anyone understandably nervous. So who is it? Well, this sneak peek does not reveal the culprit's identity. Honestly? Even with what most people would consider a very nice salary, it's possible that a PA or other employee was desperate enough to steal. But in a normal household, a young child would usually be the most likely suspect. Not because Kourtney's wonderful children are prone to crime, but because young kids recognize the value of money, but generally lack impulse-control. And an iPad going missing is even easier to explain if a child wants to stream shows after bedtime. But we're obviously not accusing her kids. But given that this is Keeping Up With The Kardashians and they've chosen to air the footage, the answer may be something no one expects.

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Emily Simpson and Tamra Judge FEUD After Tamra Calls Her "Obese!"

The Real Housewives of Orange County star Emily Simpson is dealing with more than just divorce rumors about Shane , her terrible husband. She is unhappy with her recent weight gain, and Tamra Judge offered her some coaching and advice … and referred to her as obese . Now, Tamra is blowing up at Emily, calling her ungrateful and claiming that she always wants to play the victim. What ? On this week's The Real Housewives of Orange County , Emily Simpson had a very nervous moment. After encouragement from Tamra Judge and her husband, Eddie, she stepped on a scale for the first time in at least eight months. See, Emily spoke about how she had been overeating and was gaining weight as a result. She figured, well, who better than fitness fanatic Tamra to walk her through the first steps of regaining control of her meatsuit? Unfortunately, that may have been the wrong call. Tamra, whose body is so fit that new castmate Braunwyn is driven to distraction just thinking about her, has her own studio, CUT Fitness. There, Emily stepped onto a sophisticated scale that printed out a report — much more than simply her weight. It measured how much was muscle mass versus how much was fat, sparing Emily from having to know her total weight. The result was that her percentage of body fat is 34%. According to Tamra and Eddie, that makes her not just a little heavier than before, but obese . Fans did not like hearing that at all, and took to social media to make themselves known. “Emily is NOT obese at 34% body fat,” one fan wrote. “Shame on Tamra and Eddie!!!” For a woman of Emily's age, even the junk science of BMI considers her healthy if her body fat is between 23% and 35%. That goes for any woman between the ages of 41 and 61, by the way. Emily simply replied “thank you” to the fan who pointed that out … which really set off Tamra. “You are unbelievable,” Tamra furiously accused after Emily thanked the fan. “We try to help you,” she points out, speaking of her and Eddie. Tamra then blasts Emily, writing: “and I’ve seen multiple tweet of yours that are not nice ” For the record, neither fans nor Emily herself seem to know to what she refers. But Tamra was not done. “Eddie spent over an hour with you talking health and nutrition,” Tamra writes. That's very nice of him. Tamra then exclaims: “No one made you get on the scale!” “You love playing victim,” Tamra declares. “And it’s getting old!!!” Wait, what? Anybody else feel like they're missing something? Because Emily feels that way, too. “I simply said “thank you” to someone who said I wasn’t 'obese,'” Emily wrote back. “That’s all,” she pointed out. “If you want to read more into that,” Emily stated. “That’s on you.” But Tamra wasn't going to let that go unchallenged, and fired off: “That’s not All you’ve said!” No one but Tamra seems to have idea what she means. There are two weight loss secrets that really, truly work. And fortunately, Emily already has one of them. She may not have the genetic predisposition to be slender, but she has the next best thing: she's rich! Our guess is that Emily's recent overeating may be fueled by the verbal cruelty by Shane, which is being televised to millions. If you saw the love of your life gleefully laugh about how little he misses you before a massive audience, you might eat a little more to cope, too. But Emily's affluent lifestyle will allow her to have the time and money to shed pounds in ways that are not realistic for most Americans.

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Maddox Jolie-Pitt to Dad Brad: I Want Nothing to Do With You, Bruh!

When Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt separated back in 2016, the public reacted with the sort of shock that’s seldom elicited by celebrity breakups. Of course, Brangelina was no mere celebrity couple. Along with their six children, Pitt and Jolie were viewed by many as the closest a family could get to perfection. When they went there separate ways, the confusion was compounded by news of an extraordinarily messy split. Pitt was accused of abuse , and while the exact nature of his actions remains a mystery, we know two things for certain: 1. His behavior was bad enough (at least in Jolie’s eyes) to bring about the end of a decade-long relationship, and  2. His eldest son Maddox was somehow involved. Last month, Maddox left for college in South Korea, and there’s been much speculation as to whether or not he’ll receive any visits from his A-list dad. But if the latest reports from In Touch Weekly are to be believed, it seems unlikely that Pitt will be making any such journey. A source tells the tabloid that Brad and Maddox are still estranged, three years after that notorious incident aboard a private jet. “And for Brad, it’s a tremendous loss,” says the insider. The informant claims that Maddox’s low opinion of Brad has influenced how his younger siblings view their father, as well: “With Maddox overseas, Brad is also hopeful that Pax will also be interested in reconnecting without the influence of his older brother,” the insider added. Thus far, however, it seems that softening of harsh feelings has not occurred. The source adds that Maddox’s decision to study abroad has drawn a mixed reaction from his loved ones: “Maddox is leaving the tight-knit family nest and while there have been some tears, he’s super excited about starting this new journey,” says the insider. “They’re all going to miss their oldest brother, who’s always been kind and a very calming presence, even when he was little.” As for Maddox’s feeling toward his father, it seems they’re similarly conflicted. Already, the tabloid press has caught up with the 18-year-old and asked if Pitt will be visiting him at school : “Um, I don’t know about that … what’s happening,” he said. “Whatever happens, happens.” It may be a long time before that question is answered in any decisive fashion, but in the meantime, can we all agree that this kid deserves some privacy? View Slideshow: 13 Reasons to Be Glad You Never Slept With Brad Pitt

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90 Year Old Donna D’Errico Does Hot Shoot for Baywatch 30th Anniversary of the Day

Donna D’Errico lives….but more interestingly at 90 years old, 30 years after Baywatch happened, girl brought the fucking goods, to remind you that with photoshop and plastic surgery, starvation and fitness, girl can present herself as a hot chick at 90, despite being 90. The 90s is making a comeback and not just because of this 90 year old…..but both are making a comeback… from brands re-releasing the same designs they sold in the 90s. To the film industry redoing shows and movies from the 90s, or in the Baywatch case….turning shows into movies, and docs, shows that were only shows thanks to perverts not having internet access to porn….but yet that the rich decision makers in Hollywood jerked off to and thought it would be a big hit as a movie.. The 90s are hot baby….and guess so are 90 year olds who were hot in the 90s…why jack off to old pics of her, when you can jack off to the new her…that may be 90 internally, in the organs….but porno on the leathery exterior. The post 90 Year Old Donna D’Errico Does Hot Shoot for Baywatch 30th Anniversary of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Movie Nudity Report: Where to See This Weekend's Stars Nude 10.11.19

There’s no nudity among this week’s new releases, but there are six of this weekend’s stars with… read more > >

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Slutty Boxers and Other Videos of the Day

Drugged Out Mom and Dad – More Evidence Humans Should be Sterilized Idiot Activists GLUE themselvs to the street Teens Assaulted and Robbed Boxer Errol has a Crazy Car Accident Gas Station Accident Fail of the Day The post Slutty Boxers and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Megan Thee Stallion Works It Something Ridiculous In Gucci Mane “Big Booty” Clip

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Source: Bernard Smalls / @PhotosByBeanz Even before signing to Roc Nation, Megan Thee Stallion had the internet going nuts thanks to her impressive rap skills accompanied by a naturally voluptuous physical degree. Now that her star is ascending like a Super Saiyan she’s getting some big name features on her records and the latest top notch rapper to get on a track with the Houston heartthrob is ATL’s own Gucci Mane. Linking up for her video to “Big Booty,” Gucci keeps it calm and collected while Megan and a team of rump shakers demonstrate their twerking expertise much to the delight of Guwop and viewers at home. Thank you, Megan and company. Check out the visuals for “Big Booty” below and try not to get aroused if you’re at work or around ya mama.

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NABU Is Uplifting Black Voices Within The Diaspora To Help Young Children Feel Seen

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Source: Sasha Nialla / Courtesy of NABU We all know that reading is fundamental; however, it’s also important for children to see themselves in the stories that they read. In 2017, only 7% of children’s books were published by Black, LatinX or indigenous authors. As we move towards a more diverse population, the lack of representation across the diaspora in books is appalling. Non-profit organization NABU saw this inconsistency and decided to help close the diversity gap with NABU Publishing. Source: NABU Team Photo / Courtesy of NABU NABU Publishing is founded by Taniya Benedict, Tanyella Evans, and Isabel Shein. Together these women are making sure that reading is not only accessible but also representative of marginalized communities. Benedict who is the Director of Global Operations and Programs shared, “The significance of seeing one’s reality in a storybook, should not be taken lightly. When you grow up reading in your mother-tongue, and actively seeing yourself represented in illustrations, you develop self-confidence that is unbound and powerful. You begin to believe that you are the creator of your own destiny, and this intrinsic belief ultimately leads to self-actualization.” Currently, only 13% of children’s books published in the US in the last 25 years contain any kind of multicultural content. NABU publishing is actively changing this. The publishing company was birthed when the co-creators of NABU realized how much talent was in Haiti and Rwanda. They created a network of authors and illustrators who are creating engaging children’s stories for their respective local markets (and in their local languages) to help increase and encourage literacy amongst children. NABU Publishing is helping to take this a step further by translating the stories into bilingual English editions for the US children’s book market. This is incredible for second generation children and parents who want to make sure their children have diverse books or books with characters represented from their home country. Source: NABU Book / Courtesy of NABU Every month, they will be releasing two new children’s books from up and coming authors and illustrators. To launch their program, today, on International Day Of The Girl, NABU Publishing chose two stories from their Haitian collection: Princess Maniya and Lila Plays Soccer. The books feature the original Haitian Creole and English translation side by side and strong girl protagonists. What a way to promote and encourage bilingual behavior amongst children! Given that NABU is a non-profit, the proceed from the books will fund NABU’s early childhood literacy work in Haiti as well as enable them to commission more creatives to create books in their language. Source: NABU Book / Courtesy of NABU The organization is even going a step further by utilizing a one-to-one model. For each book that is sold, NABU will give a free digital copy to children in Haiti who are reading on tablets and smartphones. If you look on the back of each book, you’ll find a QR code and readers can see a live tracking of how many pages children in the NABU programs have read! So cool. There are over 7,000 languages spoken in the world today and almost half of them are in danger of extinction. For Black communities, story telling has often been a way of passing down traditions, history and more. This is the direct way that culture survives. By creating NABU Publishing, the organization is encouraging the preservation of languages, traditions, and overall culture so that the next generation can benefit and thrive. While your children may have access to books, there are many that do not. Purchase a copy for your child here and a digital copy will be sent to a child in Haiti. If you want to go a step further, you can donate $50.00 to NABU and it gives one child and their family access to reading materials in their mother tongue. If $50.00 is too much at the moment, you can donate $7.00 a month (that’s less than your Spotify subscription), which will give one hour of reading a day for a child. Click here to donate . We love organizations that support young Black girls to see themselves, their strength, and their potential. Learning fundamental life skills and resilience through reading is an easy way to build our next doctors, lawyers, engineers, CEO’s and Presidents. You can find out more information at www.nabu.org . DON’T MISS: Artist Lawrence Lindell’s Love Letter To Women Of Color, ‘From Black Boy With Love’ This 6th Grade Class Turned Themselves Into Iconic Book Covers For Black History Month Michelle Obama’s Memoir Has Officially Become 2018’s Best-Selling Book [ione_media_gallery src=”https://hellobeautiful.com” id=”2958408″ overlay=”true”]

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