This just in Rachel McCord has a rash from wiping her whore ass too hard…. This isn’t news because Rachel McCord barely exists. But it is funny to see a rashed up ass cheek you know can have a few causes, I am not WEBMD…but my instinct says STD, FUNGUS, ALLERGIES, TOO MUCH TACO BELL, maybe she’s GLUTEN INTOLERANT, DAIRY INTOLERANT, or it could be CROHNS….high acidity in her feces….pulled up to her tailbone thanks to that lesson of UTI – WIPE FRONT TO BACK – FRONT TO BACK – RIGHT UP YOUR BACK…that’s all I got. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rachel McCord Inflamed Butthole of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Sofia Vergara because we already knew she was hotter when she was a young single mother illegally entering America thanks to NO WALL…. Where she went on to steal your white person jobs and white person celebrity dreams by making millions of dollars in her 40s on Modern Family…and other shit she’s managed to pull off thanks to having huge tits in a world that loves huge tits more than they hate other races…because like Obama’s September 11th tweet about breaking the divide, and having America coming together, because it sounds good on twitter for his agenda while this is the barebones way to actually make that agenda come together…literally and figuratively. Big Tits!… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sofia Vergara Bikini Throwback of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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Elisha Cuthbert the “puck slut” as we call them here in Canada…cuz she only fucks hockey players… I just wrote an entire post on this nonsense and it god deleted because I suck at the internet… It was basically saying that Cuthbert, like all Canadian girls are Maple Syrup dick suckers, and are raised to believe that the most coveted man to get is the Hockey Player, they are deemed the God’s of Canada, and even in Elisha Cuthbert’s level of celebrity thanks to Canadian classics as Popular Science for kids, before going off to America to do cocaine with Paris Hilton, she’s still got it engrained in the core of who she is, that Hockey cock is the only cock for her….so like a cocktail waitress at the local super club, she has consistently thrown herself at hockey players…and now she’s throwing her 40 year old gunt at us… Years ago, since she’s from Montreal, I had this viral stunt idea to flash mob her family house in MONTREAL, to stage a memorial for her career, because all those years ago she was pretty much over…and has since done nothing of interest besides grow out the gunt…. Thanks to not liking to do anything, or put effort in anything to get attention from people…I never did it, I prefer to keep my real life nonsense to stories not videos, videos makes it seem like you’re trying too hard for approval and I genuinely can’t be bothered to put effort into yotuube or any social media…to get hits because I ultimately don’t care about the public opinion and just stick to my corner of the internet…looking at GUNTS and remembering what was…while everyone else has likely forgotten Elisha Cuthbert – as they should… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Elisha Cuthbert Gunt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
#BossipMukbang: The Proposal Welcome back to BOSSIP’s Mukbang! In this original series, we’ve been bringing you messy stories all mashed up with deliciously (messy) food. Our theory is that the best relationship stories are shared over a good meal, so we (smartly) put those two together to deliver some viciously funny content. We’ve ha folks spill everything about their dating life, from the first date to marriage. In this episode, Ariel (@ALTheRadioGod2) recalls how he proposed to his bae Alexandria (Alexandria.Renay) on the beach. How could a surprise proposal go left with sand involved? Watch how things went deliciously haywire during Ariel’s beach proposal above.
Source: Gotham / Getty Stephen A. Smith Invites Nessa And Colin Kaepernick Onto ‘First Take’ Nessa Diab , radio/TV host and the esteemed significant other of one Colin Kaepernick , stepped to Stephen A. Smith at a New York radio station yesterday to address some of the things he and others had reported about the blackballed quarterback. SAS says that despite the sensitive nature of everything surrounding Kaepernick and the NFL, Nessa and her team were very respectful, but they did not bite their tongues about incorrectly reported “news”. Press play to see Stephen A. explain how it went down. . @Stephenasmith extends an invite to Colin Kaepernick, Nessa Diab and Eric Reid to be on the show after having a brief conversation with Nessa yesterday. pic.twitter.com/v7tvAYGfZx — First Take (@FirstTake) September 13, 2019 Do you think Colin and Nessa will accept Stephen A.’s offer? Should they?
Source: Brian To/WENN.com / WENN Girlfriends is back! According to Entertainment Weekly , the hit sitcom went off the air eleven years ago and now the cast is reuniting for an episode of Black-ish . The whole squad is back including Golden Brooks, Persia White, Jill Marie Jones and of course Tracee Ellis Ross who also stars on Black-ish. “The timing was perfect to be able to bring Girlfriends to a whole new audience. We haven’t all been together on camera since 2006,” Ross told EW . “ Girlfriends ran for eight years and was important to so many people. Being able to merge the worlds of black-ish and Girlfriends was surreal for me — and so much fun. These are women I grew up with and love deeply and it was easy to tap back into the magic of our chemistry and how much we love each other. It was giggles on top of giggles on top of giggles.” Surprise!!! My giiiiifriends are guest starring on an episode of @blackishabc this season! #blackish @RealPersiaWhite @therealgolden47 @MsJillMJones https://t.co/Capmlsc9SC pic.twitter.com/4J4Y3iASlC — Tracee Ellis Ross (@TraceeEllisRoss) September 12, 2019 The reunion will air on October 8 in a Black-ish episode called “Feminisn’t,” in which Bow (Ross) learns that Diane ( Marsai Martin ) and Ruby ( Jenifer Lewis ) don’t believe in feminism. Yup, this will be great. Meanwhile, another blast from the past is coming back to Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim with the return of Black Jesus. The show, created by Aaron McGruder , has been off the air for four years and now the show will make a comeback with its third season. Unfortunately, the show will be returning without co-star Charlie Murphy who passed away in April 2017. Co-star Corey Holcomb told Comedy Hype in an interview, “It’s gonna be weird without Charlie Murphy on set. We’re gonna get this thing going without him, and I’m sure we’re still gonna make the show good, but it will be different not seeing him on set.” You can check out the trailer for season three of Black Jesus below and be sure to check it out when it premieres September 20.
What is old (and sort of insane) may soon be new again when it comes to Teen Mom OG. About two years since she was fired as a cast member on this franchise, Farrah Abraham has made a stunning admission: Not only has she said she'd return to the series, Farrah has claimed that producers are open to the idea. There's just one catch, however, from Abraham's perspective. There's just one condition that would need to be met in order to her to grace our screens again. What is it? And how likely is it to occur? Let's catch up on all things Farrah Abraham down below, shall we? 1. Remember When She Got Fired? We take fans back to October 2017 and Farrah’s participation in a Halloween-themed pornographic webcam show, only the latest example at the time of her delving into this seedy universe. 2. MTV’s Final Straw MTV canned Farrah shortly afterward for her refusal to stop doing this. She was free to continually strip down for horny Internet users, but not to do so AND to remain a Teen Mom OG cast member. 3. This is So Unfair! The reality star was pissed about the firing, writing on Facebook back then that Viacom, the parent company that owns MTV, “fired me today” and “let me go because as a Business Mogul I act like an adult and part take in adult promotions and activities that other adults do for FREE or in private!” 4. And Another Thing! Continued Abraham in response: “Even though I have successfully been to gentlemen’s clubs appearances they filmed and Viacom filmed me at the AVN’s & Viacom shows and glorifies showing couples having sex on their network but as stated today ‘my brands press out shines the Teen mom Viacom press’- Sad such a phenomenal show will no longer have its biggest talent on the show because of women hating, sex shaming, hate crimes, selfish, Weinstein company power trip behaviors against a professional hard working, honest mother.” 5. Such Sex-Shamers! Abraham, who is the mother of 10-year-old daughter Sophia, went on to allege that Viacom “sex shamed” her, noting that she’s “Proud to not have a network take away financial opportunities for my goals, proud to be an Advocate for a healthy sex life, safe sex, teen pregnancy prevention and so much more while I run companies in different feilds [sic] and scale them.” 6. Since That Time? Abraham has remained in the news, often exploiting her daughter for attention on social media and often making references about how she’s impossible to replace. View Slideshow
Back in July, Amber Portwood was arrested for domestic violence . In his report to police, her then-boyfriend Andrew Glennon revealed that she had attacked him with a machete. In an audio recording leaked on Thursday, Portwood threatened to stab Glennon . During their intense argument, he stated that she had recently destroyed a security camera with her sword. The situation raises many questions, chief among them — why does Amber have so many weapons, and has she lost her damn mind? Fortunately, The Ashley's Reality Roundup was able to get to the bottom of these mysteries . Here's what we know so far about this increasingly bizarre situation: 1. Angry Amber We’ve known for quite some time that Amber has a bit of an anger problem. But few suspected the issue was THIS severe. 2. How Is She Still Employed? Amber has a long history of violent behavior, but the events of the past two months have highlighted the extent of her abusive tendencies. 3. In-Home Fireworks It all started when Amber was arrested after attacking Andrew on July 4. She was apparently enraged by the fact that he was causing them to run late for a fireworks display. 4. Stay Classy Amber has accused Amber of attacking him while he was holding the couple’s 1-year-old son, James. 5. Scary Stuff Andrew says that at one point, he locked himself inside a bedroom with James, but Amber began to break down the door. 6. Knives Out And in the most infamous incident from that fateful night, Amber brandished a machete and threatened Andrew with it. View Slideshow
Jenelle Evans and David Eason are totally in love and their marriage is stronger than ever. And if you don't understand that, well, then you just don't get how your husband murdering your dog and getting your kids taken away from you can really light that fire. Sorry you never had to go through such a good relationship building exercise. In a new interview, the Easons are telling everyone all about how blissful they are these days, just months after he grabbed her dog, beat it a little, then shot it with a shotgun. #Goals, right? 1. Ugh Jenelle and David … they’re just so insanely awful, right? 2. The Pain Like to the point where it kind of hurts to even think about how they’re real people, you know? 3. Wish We Could Be Better But just like it’s impossible to look away from a train wreck, we just can’t help but keep up with these two monsters. 4. Of Course And so here we are. 5. Exciting Times So this has been a very big week for Jenelle, right? She finally launched her cosmetics line that nobody cares about, and she’s been doing a whole, whole lot to promote it. 6. Sorry, Girl She had that launch that no one cared about in New York, and she and David have been wandering around random events, trying to get people to pay attention to them. View Slideshow
