I think I may be jaded….because I don’t find this picture hot at all…if anything I find it boring and a cheap attempt for a movie that has been all about cheap attempts to get noticed…from hiring a paparazzi to be on set to leak every bikini pic…to putting out various posters as reminders….to casting Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens to be the bikini asses in the shit…even if their bikini bodies are average at best….making the whole thing already played out but cuffed girls bending over…even if you’ve seen it before….are never really a waste of time….so I should stop hating and start staring even if the only one that’s fun is the one grabbing her ass while the others have their hands in the way….
Miranda Kerr was the only girl worth paying attnetion to at the Golden Globes I watched the Golden Globes…because I wasn’t invited again this year…thank god….in fact I live tweeted them while forcing myself to stay awake for boring staged speeches, staged nominess, an overall event that doesn’t matter….where people with the silliest of jobs, part of an old boys club, who produce relative uncreative bullshit to make stupid fucking money, tell each other how good and how brace and how amazing they are…when movies don’t fucking matter….it was on some masturbatory kick…they only funny thing was Sasha Baron Cohen…because he’s a genius….the frat boys would have probably liked Will Ferrell’s bit….and the tits were really few and far between…. I tweeted so hard, twitter turned off my account and said “come back tomorrow”…. Jodie Foster had a long winded lesbian speech about being a lesbian with obvious mental issues that therapy hasn’t hashed out but has made worse….not to mention her kids look like creepy lesbian raised horror movie creatures… Highlights include: Mel Gibson looking like a stroked out jew hater… Glenn Close pretending to be drunk…the theme of the night…like a shitty high school party… Tommy Lee Jones not laughing at Will Ferrell cuz it wasn’t funny and there was no end in sight for a joke that just kept repeating itself… Quentin Tarantino and P.T. Anderson – two greats from the 90s who do this shit for a living lost to the guy from Mallrats….and although I never saw Argo…I can say that would make me angry, you know showing the world just how easy a gig directing a hit is… Jessica Alba looked skinny, Megan Fox had a new face, Adele remained fat…Anne Hathaway won for playing a character her mom played in the 80s…Hayden Panetierre didn’t show off her implants…I still want to fuck Amanda Seyfried…and I like Julianne Moore’s orange pubic hair….which I assume match Jessica Chastain’s pubic hair…in what become the year of the ginger The girls didn’t look hot…I see better pussy at the strip club or any regular club…. Claire Danes talking about making babies…that was vile…or the fact that J.Lo was the old lady dressed the hottest…even if it looked like she was on her way to Puerto Rican prom…the other girl just didn’t bring it… I’m not a hater…shit’s just boring….even when they threw some mystery my way with that Lena Dunham chick….who won twice and who has absolutely no business being on TV, but who clearly wanted to make herself famous and do whatever it takes to be on TV….she is built like Rosie O’Donnell, her show is apparently about anal sex, and the idea of her having anal sex makes me fucking sick….she is someone I wouldn’t want to even think about fucking, but yet she has a show about her fucking….like that would ever happen in any situation that didn’t involve her being the writer/producer and star of her own show….cuz girls like that…usually are forever alone…. It’s just another example that the world is turning into a bad SNL skit….The hosts putting fake nominees in different categories offended me….. Old Hollywood Glam has became a flash in a pan viral video…staring freaks and fucking geeks…who should be working the check out line….not getting 4,000,000 dollar book deals, movie deals and now Award Winning TV Shows… We’re all fucking doomed…. HERE ARE THE PICS OF EVERYONE AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES AND THE AFTERPARTIES FOLLOW THIS LINK
‘Homeland,’ ‘Breaking Bad’ are poised to dominate television categories at this year’s Golden Globes. By Josh Wigler Damian Lewis and Claire Danes in “Homeland” Photo: Showtime
Christina Milian Shows Off New Braids There are plenty of present-day hair and fashion trends that will have us thinking we died and woke up in 1993……and the new back-to-box-braids “movement” is definitely one of those trends. Luckily, though, there have been more than a few ladies of the limelight that have been able to pull off rocking these throwback locs and still maintain their banger status. YMCMB roster chick Christina Milian decided to join the likes of Brandy, Beyonce, Solange, Evelyn and Kelly Rowland and give it a shot… Did she pull it off?
Hate it or love it ?!? Chris Brown And Rihanna Perform Together At Grammy Awards This will be a reunion that is sure to stir a lot of volatile emotions. Via RadarOnline reports: Four years after Chris Brown viciously beat then-girlfriend Rihanna on the eve of the Grammy Awards, the bad boy singer wants to perform with his lady love at this year’s ceremony, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting. “Chris wants to perform with Rihanna at the Grammys to show the whole world they are back together,” a source told Radar exclusively. “Chris doesn’t care what the haters say, and wants to give the viewers an over the top performance with Rihanna.” Many observers are appalled by Chris and Rihanna’s recent romantic reunion. The image of her badly battered face is unforgettable and a victim of domestic violence reuniting with her batterer has enraged many. But Brown sees it differently. “He wants the fans to know this is the real deal, and he is a changed man,” the source said. “If Rihanna can forgive him, the rest of the world should move on from what happened four years ago,” he believes. Producers of the Grammys “haven’t signed off on having Chris and Rihanna perform together,” a source revealed. “It’s an extremely delicate situation and there is concern about the backlash the performance could receive. But it could also be ratings gold.” The couple got back together late last year and the Umbrella singer, 24, posted an Instagram photo of herself at the start of the new year looking out from under a black-and-white polka dot blanket with the caption, “Good morning! Still haven’t slept lol #hello2013.” Brown, 23, also sent a pic from his Instagram – about an hour after Rihanna’s post – with a curiously similar blanket, hiding someone under the covers and captioned with the message, “Mornings.” Brown recorded a song, Nobody’s Business on Rihanna’s new album, Unapologetic. Rihanna is nominated for three awards, including Best Pop Solo. RiRi appears in promotional commercials for the February 10 show. The ad features Rihanna saying, “When a door closes, you have two choice: give up, or keep going. Let them shut you down, or prove them wrong. We all start somewhere; it’s where you end up that counts.” Do you think RihRih and Breezy should perform together at this year’s Grammy Awards???
Courteney Cox ’s sitcom Cougar Town is switching over to TBS from ABC, and the former Friends star is baiting viewers who harbor hopes of laxer nudity clauses: “You will not see one scene that I don’t show my boobs. You know what? I’m getting older, so I’ve decided at this point I’m taking less focus off the face, and focusing here (points to chest). By the time I’m much older, I will just be absolutely nude. I think it’s gonna work for me, I hope.” Unfortunately there will be no actual nudity on the show since what Ms. Cox considers showing her boobs is clarified by Executive Producer Bill Lawrence as: “Courteney did declare this year the year of her cleavage.” Cleavage isn’t exactly nudity, Ms. Cox, but don’t worry, skin fans, here’s what Courteney is keeping under wraps. See pics after the jump!
Only Morgan Freeman, Cicely Tyson and God know what the future holds because they created everything and know all, but it’s always fun to predict the unknown. We doubt some of these predictions will happen (this year), but if they do, remember where you saw them first. Here are our bold predictions for 2013. Take a look.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt had quite a blockbuster 2012 with roles in The Dark Knight Rises , Lincoln and Looper , but he’s holding onto his indie big screen roots at this year’s Sundance Film Festival . Aside from his feature directorial debut, Don Jon’s Addiction , which will bow in the festival’s Premieres section, the actor and now filmmaker has been tapped to host the 2013 Sundance Film Festival Awards Ceremony. [ Related: Sundance Film Festival Reveals 2013 U.S. & World Competition Slate AND Sundance Film Festival Unveils Star-Studded Premieres & Documentary Premieres Lineup ] Gordon-Levitt is certainly no stranger to Sundance, having appeared in seven films post 3rd Rock from the Sun days including Mysterious Skin , Brick and (500) Days of Summer . He also debuted his directorial short Sparks at the fest in 2009 and his online production company hitRECord installed an exhibit in Sundance’s New Frontier in 2010, followed by a live performance in 2012. Don Jon’s Addiction , which stars Gordon-Levitt as well as Scarlett Johansson and Julianne Moore, centers on what the festival describes as “a selfish modern-day Don Juan attempts to change his ways” (above is a still from the film). It is screening Out of Competition. Last year, actress Parker Posey had been slated to host the awards show, but Sundance staff including festival Director John Cooper had to take over after she fell ill. Along with the overall festival, the awards are a harbinger of the year ahead for American indies and beyond. Beasts of the Southern Wild took last year’s Grand Jury Prize, Dramatic prize, while The House I Live In won in the Documentary category. Oscar short-listed docs Detropia , Searching for Sugar Man and The Invisible War were also among prize-winners last year. Noted Cooper in a statement: “Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s accomplished and original artistic perspectives have contributed greatly to Sundance Institute and the independent film community. As host, he is sure to add flair to our Awards Ceremony in similarly exciting ways, and we are thrilled that he will join us in recognizing outstanding achievements at this year’s festival.” The 2013 Sundance Film Festival takes place January 17 – 27. Movieline will be there with daily coverage.
I figure what better time to expose the Pirelli Calendar that fucking sucks this year cuz there’s no nudity, but there is pregnant Adriana Lima which also fucking sucks…. Pirelli needs all the help they can get this year, it’s 2 days into 2013 and they’ve got crates of the shit they are trying to get into offices everywhere, cuz they prepped production based on passed Calendars…and not even pre-electronic when calendar matters volume…even last year was a bigger hit… I mean in 2010 it was shot by Terry Richardson….and got sleazy….and every other year has had nudity… YOU CAN CHECK MY PIRELLI ARCHIVES but this year…we’re stuck with this garbage…..boring, designed for old ladies, I don’t fucking know…but here it is anyway….featuring Isabeli Fontana, Lima, Petra Nemcova and others….not good enough times…
