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Yellow Claw, an Amsterdam-based EDM trio, has a lot to celebrate now that their new album Blood For Mercy is out. The electronic group recruited some of the top Hip-Hop artists in the game right now for their ninth project. In one of their singles, the upbeat “In My Room,” Yellow Claw calls upon Ty Dolla $ign, Tyga, and DJ […]
Yellow Claw Feat. DJ Mustard, Ty Dolla $ign, & Tyga “In My Room” (NEW MUSIC)
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Celebrity culture is dead. The Emmys are 67, which is retirement age….ridden with diabetes, high blood pressure and impending stroke, and/or breast cancer….and that makes me pretty happy…because celebs and useless, nonsense, irrelevant awards for people who make tens of thousands of dollars a day, making millions of dollars a year, polluting our minds with garbage content that doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things…. Sure, some people binge watch TV, between taking selfies, watching porn, and having porn-like size, and I believe that anyone with a brain under 40 didn’t care that these happened, myself included, I only found out they were happening the day they were happening…I had no idea… I also don’t watch TV, but if I did, the last thing I would watch….is any award show…that further strokes the ego of this insular, average at best, lazy industry…. I’ve never watched award shows – or been into award shows…the good stuff never gets nominated…it’s too obscure…so they go against my everything and the good news, is that the young I fuck don’t care about that nonsense – and it’s a good sign, even though I have a celebrity hate blog…which is also something 20 year olds find compelling at that works for me…because older girls are disgusting and don’t understand why I’m like a teen girl in what I do all day…it’s a format…you know.. All this to say, fuck the Emmmy, while I fuck 20 year olds who are too self involved to notice the Emmys, but not too self involved to try to fist their friend they are experimenting with while I watch… I guess, what I am saying is when a bunch of idiots got overpaid to do a silly, average at best, variety show act…in an era where we have options to not watch the propaganda….-for people to watch other bitches awarded for shit and not them is against the “me”generation mentality. So instead, I sexted so hard my hand cramped up…..be jealous… Here are some of the sluts from the event, none of whom matter, none that were that hot or interesting…but I figure if all these money and hype went into the shit, might as well look at what matters, the tits, legs and bullshit around these idiots getting dolled up to perpetuate their lies… I don’t even know half of these idiots…So out of the loop… TO SEE EVERYTHING EMMYS CLICK HERE Heidi Klum in Yellow…. Nancy O’Dell Celebrating her 67th Birthday….along with Padma Lakshmi GUNT…. Emma Roberts is a Babe… Lady Gaga Fart Stance…Cuz She’s Pre-Shit Some Chick Named Dascha Polanco and her THIGHS Sofia Vergara the Whore…Fooling all you fools… Sophie Turner…. Christina Hendricks Tank…. TO SEE EVERYTHING EMMYS CLICK HERE Giuliana Rancic Weak Chin – Mr Burns Stance…How is She On TV Token Scientologist – Donna from that 70s Show Aubrey Plaza….because people like her… Claire Danes and her So Called Face… Morena Baccarin…Tits. Cat Deeley – Pregnant… Zoe Kazan…Weak Chin… TO SEE EVERYTHING EMMYS CLICK HERE Jamie Lee Curtis was born with a Dick… Sarah Hyland looks like a Creepy Never Aging Doll…. I don’t know who Witney Carson is but I want to pay her 10 dollars a song… Abigail Spencer is not Abigail Breslin… Abigail Breslin is Little Miss Sunshine..Who is big… Halston Sage is the future…. Some January Jones….in September…How is that even Possible… Natasha Lyonne…No Longer a Wreck…BOOOOO! Stephanie Tanner was a Better Meth Addict…Jodi Sweetin not Sweetin Enough… Julianne Hough…fucks her brother… Jesus that was so fucking uneventfull…..awful….boring and not porning…if any of this turns you on, you’re fucked…let’s make it worse…with Amy Schumer Terrifying Bloated Face TO SEE EVERYTHING EMMYS CLICK HERE The post The 67th Emmys Happened of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Rihanna Vacations In Barbados With Friends Rih Rih is still soaking up the Bajan sun while coming down from her Cropover takeover last weekend. Rihanna and her crew have been posting poolside pics and yachting the past couple of days all around her home island. Today, Rih’s right hand Melissa Forde shared a few flicks and vids of them cutting up on their cruise around the island: Must be nice! Hit the flip for more… Instagram
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Viewers may not be able to enjoy the humiliating hijinks until March 30, but Justin Bieber got Roasted over the weekend. The artist was forced to sit on stage during the taping of his upcoming Comedy Central special and listen to comedians such as Jeffrey Ross and Kevin Hart absolutely tear him apart. “Tonight we’re going to do what his parents and the legal system should have done a long time ago,” Hart says in one of the following clips. “We’re about to give this boy an ass-whooping he deserves.” Jeffrey Ross Roasts Justin Bieber Kevin Hart Roasts Justin Bieber Ross then goes on to describe Bieber as the “King Joffrey of Pop,” adding that Justin is a “cocky little sh-t” and saying of Beliebers around the globe: “The roast fans really want blood this time… even though most of your fans haven’t even gotten their periods yet.” In response to this diss, Bieber supports started to trend the hashtag “#IHaveMyPeriodJustin” this week, which is just… yech . TMI to the max. The Justin Bieber Roast will air on Comedy Central on March 30 at 10/9c. Other famous roasters include Martha Stewart, Natasha Leggero, Chris D’Elia and Hannibal Buress. As you can see below, all these stars go after Bieber hard, referencing Selena Gomez and mocking Justin for his failed attempts to seem like a tough guy… 21 Justin Bieber Burns from the Comedy Central Roast 1. Justin Bieber Roast: Who Said What? View Photo ROASTED! Read on to relive the best very burns, disses, one-liners and insults from the Justin Bieber Roast on Comedy Central. 2. Kevin Hart View Photo Bieber has 10 million fans – most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one. 3. Ludacris View Photo You act so much like a pussy, Ellen tried to eat you. 4. Will Ferrell (as Ron Burgundy) View Photo I always encouraged people to stay classy. And what’s more classy than hanging out with Floyd Mayweather. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Hannibal Buress Justin, I don’t like your music. I think it’s bad, man. I hate your music. I hate your music more than Bill Cosby hates my comedy. 6. Shaquille O’Neal View Photo You have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most-hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn’t rank that low. And he uses your music to torture people. 7. Natasha Legerro Justin’s fan are called beliebers because it’s politically incorrect to use the word retards. 8. Chris D’Elia You literally are a guy who has it all, except respect, love, good parents, and a Grammy. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Martha Stewart View Photo Let’s get to the reason I’m here: to give Justin some tips for when he inevitably ends up in prison… The only place people will be following you in jail is into the shower. 10. Jeffrey Ross View Photo Seth Rogen thinks you’re a conceited piece of sh-t… and he hangs out with James Franco. 11. Jeffrey Ross on Selena Gomez Banging Bieber It proves “Mexicans will do the disgusting jobs Americans just won’t do.” 12. Ludacris Again Justin wants to be black so bad he’s actually seen Kevin Hart’s movies in theaters. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Pete Davidson My castmate on SNL, Kate McKinnon, does a perfect impression of Justin. Right down to the clit. 14. Shaq on Kevin Hart Kevin is the only celebrity with a star on the yellow brick road. 15. Kevin Hart Again View Photo Selena Gomez couldn’t be here tonight. Just because she didn’t want to be here. 16. Natasha Leggero on Hart Kevin, you look like someone put 50 Cent in the dryer. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Pete Davidson on Martha Stewart Martha is so old, her first period was the Renaissance. 18. Martha Stewart Slam! View Photo I’ve come up with a douche that no one has ever heard of, you know, like Chris D’Elia. 19. Chris D’Elia Again Those Calvin Klein billboards you were made are terrible. And I was in Whitney. 20. Natasha Leggero on Hart… Again Kevin, you are everywhere. He is going to be on the next season of Game of Thrones. He’s going to play Peter Dinklage’s shadow. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Jeffrey Ross on Stewart Martha Stewart, I want to f-ck you so bad. I bet your pubic hair is fifty shades of gray. 22. Justin Bieber View Photo What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours. The End. Up Next: ” 21 Justin Bieber Burns from the Comedy Central Roast .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
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Justin Bieber has been officially roasted – and totally, completely, entirely, painfully toasted. Comedy Central taped the much-hyped Justin Bieber Roast last night, with comedian Kevin Hart emceeing an event that tore the singer apart. There were jokes about Bieber’s sexuality. About his attempts to come across as tough. About his relationship with Selena Gomez . And about his many run-ins with the laws. Nothing was off limits, and very little was rated PG. Consider yourself warned as you click through the night’s best quips and insults: 21 Justin Bieber Burns from the Comedy Central Roast 1. Justin Bieber Roast: Who Said What? View Photo ROASTED! Read on to relive the best very burns, disses, one-liners and insults from the Justin Bieber Roast on Comedy Central. 2. Kevin Hart View Photo Bieber has 10 million fans – most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one. 3. Ludacris View Photo You act so much like a pussy, Ellen tried to eat you. 4. Will Ferrell (as Ron Burgundy) View Photo I always encouraged people to stay classy. And what’s more classy than hanging out with Floyd Mayweather. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Hannibal Buress Justin, I don’t like your music. I think it’s bad, man. I hate your music. I hate your music more than Bill Cosby hates my comedy. 6. Shaquille O’Neal View Photo You have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most-hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn’t rank that low. And he uses your music to torture people. 7. Natasha Legerro Justin’s fan are called beliebers because it’s politically incorrect to use the word retards. 8. Chris D’Elia You literally are a guy who has it all, except respect, love, good parents, and a Grammy. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Martha Stewart View Photo Let’s get to the reason I’m here: to give Justin some tips for when he inevitably ends up in prison… The only place people will be following you in jail is into the shower. 10. Jeffrey Ross View Photo Seth Rogen thinks you’re a conceited piece of sh-t… and he hangs out with James Franco. 11. Jeffrey Ross on Selena Gomez Banging Bieber It proves “Mexicans will do the disgusting jobs Americans just won’t do.” 12. Ludacris Again Justin wants to be black so bad he’s actually seen Kevin Hart’s movies in theaters. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Pete Davidson My castmate on SNL, Kate McKinnon, does a perfect impression of Justin. Right down to the clit. 14. Shaq on Kevin Hart Kevin is the only celebrity with a star on the yellow brick road. 15. Kevin Hart Again View Photo Selena Gomez couldn’t be here tonight. Just because she didn’t want to be here. 16. Natasha Leggero on Hart Kevin, you look like someone put 50 Cent in the dryer. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Pete Davidson on Martha Stewart Martha is so old, her first period was the Renaissance. 18. Martha Stewart Slam! View Photo I’ve come up with a douche that no one has ever heard of, you know, like Chris D’Elia. 19. Chris D’Elia Again Those Calvin Klein billboards you were made are terrible. And I was in Whitney. 20. Natasha Leggero on Hart… Again Kevin, you are everywhere. He is going to be on the next season of Game of Thrones. He’s going to play Peter Dinklage’s shadow. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Jeffrey Ross on Stewart Martha Stewart, I want to f-ck you so bad. I bet your pubic hair is fifty shades of gray. 22. Justin Bieber View Photo What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours. The End. Up Next: ” 21 Justin Bieber Burns from the Comedy Central Roast .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… After stars such as Ludacris, Martha Stewart and Shaquille O’Neal laid into him, Bieber was able to get the last word in, however. “Damn, you guys were brutal,” he said at the end of the Roast. “This was supposed to be a birthday present. When people ask me what I got for my 21st birthday, I’ll tell them I got my dick kicked in.” The singer, who is clearly aiming to rehab his image , then grew serious. “I lost some of my best qualities,” he said, referencing his behavior from the past year or so and adding: “I’m looking forward to being someone you’re proud of.. You have my word, I will not end up broken, pathetic, bitter, or sitting on someone else’s roast. I’m at a moment of change. This is a new day.” The Justin Bieber Roast will air at 10/9c on Comedy Central on Monday, March 30.
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As documented earlier on this Valentine’s Day 2015, a handful of adventurous boyfriends out there have come up with 33 unusually romantic ways to propose to their loved ones. It’s incredible, and inspiring, to see the lengths some will go to in order to create a lifelong memory. The same can be said for those featured in the following photo gallery, we guess… only they may not have created the type of memories they originally set out to create. 15 Cringeworthy Proposals 1. If You’re a Fish, I’m a Fish There are definitely more fish in the sea, but you’re the only fish for me? POETRY! 2. Emoji Are For Lovers Real men say “I love you and want to marry you” with emoji hearts. 3. Put a Wing On It Ask a girl to marry you on the sign of a fast food chicken joint and you might get winged before you can get her ringed. 4. Cupid’s Arrow Ladies, if a cupid who looks like this is trying to SHOOT YOU, run away. Far, far away. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Will You Facebook Me? This probably wasn’t what Breeze’s mother had in mind when she said your proposal needed to be better. Not by a long shot. 6. Fur-real? Garfield strikes us as more of the Grumpy Cat type than the happily ever after kind. 7. Spelling Counts We’re not sure if this is a marriage proposal or if the guy is asking for sex. 8. That’s Amore This would’ve been marginally better if there had been a ring in that box. But only marginally better. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Rock, Paper, Marriage This is the sophisticated caveman’s way of proposing. In terms of evolution, the good ol’ rock proposal came right after clubbing her in the head and dragging her by her hair. 10. Our Love Is Like A roller coaster, baby, baby! I wanna ride…. 11. So Fresh and So Clean, Clean She’ll say “yes” if you actually cleaned the bathroom before hanging up that shower curtain. Maybe. 12. Tattoos Are Forever Their relationship probably isn’t. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. With This Ring… I thee WEED. 14. And It Was All Yellow This is how Justin Bieber will one day propose to Selena Gomez. 15. Yoda One That I Want This is what happens when Yoda tries to propose. While drunk. The End. Did you like 15 Cringeworthy Proposals? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE: Who are we to judge someone who popped the question in an aquarium? Or via Facebook? Or while dressed as Garfield? Or via a message on the inside of a pizza box? No one, really. We’re just folks with a bit of common sense. But, look, to anyone featured above who got an affirmative answer in response to life’s most important question… more power to you! That’s all that matters in the end.
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It may seem like the only thing Kim Kardashian fears is that someday she’ll leave the house and there won’t be a swarm of paparazzi to follow her every move. But according to one report, there’s been something else keeping Kim up at night recently. And no, we’re not talking about Kanye asking her opinion about his new leather sweatpants (although it might be that, too). Believe it or not, it’s something far more insidious than an insecure Yeezy. Yes, sources close to the reality star say that Kim is terrified of Ebola ! “She’s really worried about traveling and all the flying she and Kanye do with their daughter,” says one insider. “She’s become terrified about it and wants these special suits to protect them.” In fairness, the Wests do an awful lot of dangerous globe-trotting. Just last week, Kim and Kanye took North to Paris Fashion Week . And while there have been no reported cases of Ebola amongst French models, little Nori could’ve easily picked up a smoking habit or caught a nasty case of b-tch-face! Anyway, Kim is said to be so frightened that she’s looked into purchasing special protective gear for herself and her family. “She’s become paranoid about it and wants these special suits to protect the just in case,” says the source. “She’s had her assistant calling about where to get them and get them quickly.” Yes, Kim has reportedly reached out to Lakeland Industries, the company that produces most of the yellow HazMat suits you seen in films like Outbreak and Contagion . Wait, does that mean Kanye’s crystal masks don’t filter out airborne pathogens. Then why does he wear them, just to be a douche? 19 Worst Kim Kardashian Photos! 1. Kim Kardashian Krying Kim gets her ugly cry on. It’s definitely not her best look.
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Ironic, cuz she’s Jewish riiiiiight? Kali Hawk Talks About Her Role On Adult Swim’s Controversial New Show “Black Jesus” We’re glad she’s addressing all the controversy. There’s so many haters of this show who haven’t even WATCHED it.
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A few weeks ago, word got out that Colin Farrell was in talks to star in True Detective season 2 . Neither Farrell nor HBO has come forward to deny the rumor, so at this point we can pretty much assume it’s a done deal. The only question remaining, then, is who will take on the role of Farrell’s inevitably boozy, brooding partner in crime (solving)? Well, if you guessed Vince Vaughn, then clearly time really is a flat circle and you’ve been through this before, because that pretty much would’ve been out last guess. Sure, Vaughn has taken on dramatic roles in the past (with mixed results), but he’s hardly the first name that springs to mind when you think of subject matter as relentlessly dark as True Detective’s. Of course, negotiations are still in the early stages, and Vaughn is said to be in competition with some seriously in-demand actors, including cultishly beloved Friday Night Lights star Taylor Kitsch. Rumors that Jessica Chastain would star in True Detective season 2 were shot down by both the actress and series creator Nic Pizzolatto within hours of hitting the Internet, so unless the same happens here, we think it’s a safe bet that Vaughn is at least in talks for a lead role. No word on whether Owen Wilson will join the cast as a wisecracking Yellow King. True Detective Season 2: Who Should Star? 1. The Kardashians Stop or their mom will shoot… you with a camera she borrowed from E! for some reality show footage.
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She’s 75…did they really have to tie her up?
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